80s Taoism

People in the countryside make jokes and sometimes go too far, but everyone doesn't take it seriously. However, there are also many cases where Wendou has been promoted from Wendou to Wudou because of excessive jokes.

Zhang Wenrong has seen Fat Cat fishing with his own eyes, so he is very confident in Fat Cat.

However, the fat cat's tail was left in the water for a long time and no fish was caught. Just a little anxious.

Zhang Enzhong saw Zhang Wenrong look anxious, and said to Zhang Jiahua with some pride, "Call the flower, it seems that you have to go home and get me a pot of tea."

"What are you in a hurry? How long is this?" Zhang Jiaohua didn't worry at all.

"How come it's not too long? You won't be fooling around if you ask a flower? If you have to wait here forever, you won't be able to tell the difference between winning and losing." Zhang Enzhong said with some dissatisfaction.

"Am I a scumbag? How long has passed since, and it's less than an hour." Zhang Biaohua was a little impatient.

"Uncle Jiwang, you come to comment, Jiahua just made a bet with me..." Lieutenant General Zhang En said again.

Zhang Jiwang sneered, "Enzhong, you really have a good abacus. You are so embarrassed to bet with a child."

"Uncle Jiwang, you are wrong to say that. But it's not that I want to bet with them, but the bet has to bet with me. Betting, isn't the bet just casually talking about it?" Zhang Enzhong had a thick-skinned face.

"For the ball day. Do you have two pieces of tofu. Do you deserve a bamboo tube? A bamboo can only cost a few cents for a carver. You want to change someone else's bamboo tube for tea. Are you even a kid, or a human? "Zhang Jiwang cursed directly and unceremoniously.

"Forget it, Grandpa Jiwang, don't worry, he is determined to lose." Zhang Biaohua still seemed very sure.

"Okay! I'll wait for another half an hour, and I will definitely not wait any longer, bidding, if you have a seed, you are willing to bet and lose." Zhang Enzhong performed aggressive moves on Zhang bidder.

"Don't worry. I'll show the fish right away." Zhang Biaohua said without looking back.

Only after Zhang Jiaohua stopped, he heard the fat cat scream: Meow!

The fat cat suddenly jumped up from the stone, but its tail seemed to be caught by something.

"It's fishing! It's fishing!" Zhang Wenrong exclaimed excitedly.

Zhang Jiwang originally wanted to blame Zhang Jiahua for a few words, who knew that the cat's tail really caught something.

"What did you catch?" Zhang Enzhong was very suspicious. Asked again and again.

"Tuanyu, it's a Tuanyu. This group of fish bites the fat cat's tail so hard, it's no wonder that the fat cat is so painful." Zhang Jiagen hurriedly jumped onto the stone. A two to three catties heavy fish, biting the fat cat's tail stubbornly. No wonder the fat cat is so painful.

"Uncle Enzhong, is this group of fish a fish?" Zhang Jiaohua asked with a smile.

Zhang Enzhong really wanted to cheat, "How can Tuanyu count as a fish?"

"Zhang Enzhong, if you dare to shame, see if I don't use a pole to kill you!" Zhang Jiagen was most uncomfortable and immediately rushed up from the dock.

Zhang Hangao and Zhang Wenrong quickly pulled Zhang Jiagen in, "Zhang Enzhong, he can't afford it!"

Zhang Jiwang said with a smile, "Enzhong, you are so prosperous. You have been fighting tofu all your life. But you don't think about it carefully. Every time you fight with flowers, which one have you won? Don't It's a big loss."

Zhang Enzhong was frightened by Zhang Jiwang's words, yeah, this is Zhang beggar. If you really irritate others, they will be able to heal themselves if they randomly cast a spell on themselves.

"Fine, I admit it. I admit defeat. I just made a joke with the beggar. Don't take it seriously." Zhang Enzhong admitted softly.

"Call the flower, did we cook this group of fish for dinner?" Zhang Hengao asked.

"Let it go. The navy doesn't eat tuanyu." Zhang Jiaohua still has Meishan navy's rules in his head.

"Let it go, it's a big group of fish, put it in the town to sell, I'm afraid it will be worth more than ten or twenty yuan." Zhang Jiagen was a little reluctant.

"Just let it go." Zhang Wenrong, who was about to let go of his group of fish, was dumbfounded. This group of fish was really ruthless, and his mouth shook a part of the fat cat's tail tightly. The fat cat kept screaming but couldn't get out of Tuanyu's mouth.

"I'm coming!" Zhang Jiwang turned out to be much richer than these children. He jumped down and tapped a wooden ruler on Tuan Yu's head with a wooden ruler in his hand, knocking Tuan Yu faint. Tuanyu loosened his mouth and let go of the fat cat's tail.

The fat cat immediately jumped onto the river bank, ran to a tree, and refused to get down. It really suffered a lot today. Now he refuses to go fishing in the river.

Only then did Zhang Jiahua understand why this fat cat likes to eat fish so much, but when he does not come to fish by the river, he has to eat the fish he raises. Isn't this obvious? There are not only fish in this river, there are other things besides fish. This group of fish is difficult for ordinary people to touch, but this fat cat is very attractive to these things.

"Fat cat, come here soon. Dinner is up to you." Zhang Jiaohua beckoned to the fat cat on the tree.

The fat cat could only bite the bullet and walked over to Zhang Biaohua.

"That group of fish has been let go for so long, so I definitely won't be fooled again." Zhang Jiaohua said.

After this time of fright, Tuanyu will naturally not stay in place stupidly. But several people also alarmed the fish in the water. That tuanyu will definitely change place. Naturally won't come to grab business.

"Wow!" Seeing that the fat cat was passive and sabotaged, the mountain leopard immediately warned. This time, it is much more effective than Zhang's bidding. The fat cat slipped back to the previous boulder, then lay down on the stone, and put its tail in the river.

This time, as expected, the bidding was not expected. Those group fish should have gone far away~www.wuxiamtl.com~ This time it was a crucian carp that weighed more than a pound.

However, Zhang Enzhong had already left, and Zhang Jiwang was also busy with his affairs.

"Tail bucket. Add roots, hurry up!" Zhang Wenzhong hurriedly gave orders.

Zhang Jiagen quickly picked up the bucket and scooped half a bucket of water in the river, and then took the fish from the fat cat's tail.

"Haha, it's so fat! I have a good meal tonight! But this one is not enough for me to eat by myself!" Zhang Jiagen happily took the fish down and put it in the bucket.

The carp bite very tightly, but only when it was caught by Zhang Jiagen did it show fear. This is also really strange.

"Fat cat! Hurry up! Not enough to eat!" Zhang Biaohua said quickly. The mountain leopard immediately urged the fat cat.

The fat cat quickly put its tail into the river. The fat cat was a little depressed. I must think of my own life experience. I can be the king of bulls and cats. But I have commanded hundreds of birds to attack the gardening field! (To be continued. Your support is my biggest motivation.) 16-10-1608:22:29