80s Taoism

Chapter 51: Spit it out even when you eat it

   Song Dachao was also frightened by Zhang Biaohua. Although Zhang Biaohua understands the rules of the Meishan navy master, Zhang Biaohua is only a few years old after all. At the age of ten, he started to learn the method of plum landscape and water in Shimen at the age of ten. No matter how good the aptitude of this child is, it is impossible to learn water law from his mother's womb. How could it have been a teacher? Besides, whether it is Lanshexi or Meiziao, I have never heard of any great navy!

   Song Dachao quickly took the empty bowl to scoop a bowl of water in the water tank, quickly melted a bowl of water, and handed it to Zhang Jiaohua, "Quickly, drink this bowl of water. Don't let anything happen."

   If Zhang Jiaohua is an adult who has learned the magic of Meishan, it would be okay, but he is just a child. If today's affairs are spread, Song Dachao's face will not be compromised. If Shi Qingwang knew about it, he might be driven out of the division. This is to insult the young, and it is clearly forbidden in the precepts of the teacher.

   "Hey, I want to drink the water you made?" Zhang Jiaohua smiled coldly, and pushed the water that Song Dachao was holding aside, "Do you see me as if something is going on?"

   Those three chopsticks have melted away in my stomach. Naruto Meishan really couldn't make sense on this point. He turned a bowl of water out of thin air and drank it into his stomach with three sharpened chopsticks. There was nothing at all. The water is actually too ordinary water, but after the water is transformed by the navy spell, it can turn the chopsticks into more vermicelli. (This plot was personally seen in reality. It was not made up by the old fish out of thin air.)

   "Are you really okay?" Song Dachao asked in surprise.

   "Did you have no eyes to see." Zhang Biaohua rolled his eyes, and Zhang Biaohua turned into a kid again.

   Song Dachao has a simple temperament and doesn't care about Zhang's begging. He scratched his head a little embarrassedly, and laughed silly.

its not right? Where did the brother stand? Why is it not like standing on my side, but like standing on their side. Guo Daogui was anxious, and if this went on, he would be Zhu Bajie looking in the mirror and not a human being.

"Brother, brother, you must have been cheated by that little bastard. He must not eat chopsticks. He used something to make fakes. That year, I did a teacher test. Didn't I also make something that looks like chopsticks? Yes. It’s not the master who found out, and I must have gone as a teacher.” Guo Daogui pulled La Song Dachao’s hand. In order to save the game, Guo Daogui did not hesitate to expose his shortcomings. It's really good enough.

"Listen to you, do you want me to eat chopsticks to show you again? You can let me eat it. I can satisfy you. You will sharpen the chopsticks later, even if you sharpen them, one chopstick will be cut into pieces. I don’t blame you for the two sections. But you have to be reasonable. Our Meishan navy masters are all reasonable. Whether it is to invite God or Patriarch, which is unreasonable, can you please come over? I will eat as long as I eat, but if I eat it, you can't do nothing at all." Zhang cried out.

   "Then what do you want?" Guo Daogui couldn't help yelling.

   Zhang called Hua Xiaoshou patted, "I'm just waiting for your words."

   Guo Daogui suddenly felt like he was deceived, but when he said it, the water was thrown out. Besides, there is a brother-in-law standing next to him. Even if he is willing to go back, he is afraid that he will not be able to pass the brother-in-law.

   "If you want to kill, you have to cut it at your own way." Guo Daogui was heartbroken, and he could only hope that Zhang Biaohua would really cheat before.

   "You will kill you by shooting. I won't kill you. Later, if I eat my chopsticks unharmed, you will lie on the ground and learn three dog barks." Zhang Jiaohua thought this was quite fun.

   "You, you, you..." Guo Daogui pointed at Zhang and begged, only then did he remember that he was just a few years old. It is reasonable to come up with such a bet. The question is, why did you play against a few years old? Suddenly remembered that he had come over suddenly, how could this kid prepare fake chopsticks in advance? Does he count?

   Guo Daogui naturally wanted to regret, "I don't know you as a little kid. I'm here to be fair. Even if you are a navy master, how can you **** my fragrant feet?"

   "You are not a navy master, where did you get incense feet? You can make incense before you become a master, does your master know?" Zhang Jiaohua asked rhetorically.

   At this moment, Song Dachao's expression changed. Their master really knows about this, but this little brother usually has a well-behaved mouth, and the master pretends not to know. But if it is more true, Guo Daogui's behavior is to deceive his master and destroy his ancestors. Naturally, he can't practice incense without being a teacher.

   "Who said I didn't go to the teacher? I was already a teacher." Guo Daogui was a little bit unreasonable.

   "That's good. I swallowed chopsticks just now, and now it's your turn." Zhang Jiaohua handed the bowl to Guo Daogui's hand, and then handed another chopstick to it.

   Guo Daogui didn't even go to school, how dare he swallow chopsticks? Swallowing three pieces of chopsticks so sharp, it is strange that they will not die if they pierce the digestive tract.

Song Dachao bit his scalp and walked up, "This mage, my younger brother really did not go to teach, but he usually does some simple rituals in the village. Otherwise, it depends on my face. Forget it?"

"You said you would expose it? Did you know that my cousin almost killed him. Taking the money and not doing anything is not only making money, but also killing!" Zhang Jiaohua slapped the table and rebuked angrily .

  Although Zhang Biaohua's voice was childish, but with a fierce momentum, Guo Daogui stepped back and sat down on the ground.

   Song Dachao also felt his head was big, and regretted coming over to wade in the muddy water. I also had a very clear understanding of this junior in my heart. Determined that no matter how Guo Daogui would pester him in the future, he would never come to help Guo Daogui wipe his **** again.

"Little Junior Brother, how much money did you get for the incense? Go and pay them back. Apologize to them." Song Dachao pushed Guo Daogui a bit, and then said apologetically to Zhang Jiaohua, "I'm sorry. This I hope this will give me a face and let Junior Brother Guo go this time. If he dares to practice incense before he leaves the teacher, I will tell my Master. Senior Brother Guo, what's the matter with you? Tell you to go back and get the money to pay for it. People!"

   "Hey, I'm going now." Guo Daogui finished speaking and was about to leave. But Song Dachao caught him, "Forget it, I'll go over with you."

   Song Dachao is honest, but his brain is not stupid. Otherwise, how could he become a navy master?

   Zhang Youping couldn't insert a word at all, and his expression was complicated. Looking at the two menacing Zhang Jiahua in the future, he had no temper at all. At the beginning, everyone squeezed a sweat for Zhang Biaohua, but later discovered that Zhang Biaohua had completely mastered the initiative.

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