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"Bright shrimp broiled, Tonghua soft beef intestines, raw twenty-four wontons, longevity porridge, white dragon glutinous rice, Shengping broiled, eight immortals plate, Xiaotian crisp."

Duke eloquently said as if he was talking about stand-up comedy: "Single cage golden milk crisp, mandala-like sandwiches, Jushengnu crisp honey, Brahman light noodles, royal red, seven back cream, golden bells, royal yellow queen mother Rice, flame lantern mouth, cold chan'er soup, crystal dragon and phoenix cake, donkey stuffed with warm cold flowers, water-refined calf, five raw plate, Guomenxiang, wrapped flowers and Yunmeng meat..."

Since Lu Li came to tell Duke that his trip was going to the Tang Dynasty, he began to frantically search for the food of that era in the database, claiming to eat all the restaurants in Chang'an City.

"Let's change clothes. I guess the classmates are almost there. It would be bad for them to wait."

On the side, Duke stared at the computer screen, and took the time to return to Lu Li: "Morning, isn't it forty minutes before the assembly time?"

"This is a vacation, not to go to the painful anatomy class. Everyone must be positive, maybe only the two of us are gone."

"Well, what clothes do you plan to wear, change it with me." Duke came back to his senses and said with excitement: "I ate three pots of authentic broth on your side last time. Learn a hundred points, this time you have the opportunity to cross, you must have a good time!"

"……"Land from.

Food is not to be disappointed, but the customs of the Tang Dynasty are more than just gourmet food. Compared to eating, Lu Li wants to see the humanities of the Tang Dynasty more.

How dark is the Kunlun slave? Is it really like a **** ghost? What kind of race is it? By the way, I will go to the market again and see the ancestor of the cross talk-the military drama.

In fact, as early as the way here, Lu Li had already arranged the specific projects of the 10-day Datang Tour.

"Lao Lu, you still said that I was in a daze. Just confess, did you think about the little lady in Pingkangfang?"

After the words, Duke smiled sly.

"What are you thinking about, stop talking nonsense."

Lu Li suppressed his expression, took off his hands on his shoulders, and said sternly, "Hurry up and change clothes and go to the classroom."

Pingkangfang has been well-known for a long time.

Frankly speaking, there is such an item in Lu Li's plan. Of course, he doesn't plan to do anything, just want to see the world.

"Yes, get your clothes."

And Duke responded, and immediately opened the trading floor, looking for clothes that met the requirements.

After all, it's better to act as a heartbeat. Rather than just thinking about it here, it's better to put on your clothes and leave, to experience the style of the Tang Dynasty in person.

After a short while, the two of them changed their outfits.

Tie your hair and tie your head.

A moon-white round-neck gown with a rhino belt.

As the saying goes, people rely on clothes, horses and saddles, and Lu Li’s appearance has been officially certified by the principal. After putting on this clothes, his appearance is more beautiful, plus the bonus to temperament by force. Anyone who meets it will be praised. With a loud voice.

Compared to Lu Li, Duke standing next to him was dressed more fancy, nonchalantly styled, wearing a round-necked crotch gown with Persian patterns and embroidered with vines.

In this guy's own words, going to Chang'an City, he must be the most beautiful boy on the street.

Duke looked in the mirror for a long time, feeling very satisfied: "Go, go to Datang."

In this way, the two of them stepped on Liuhe boots and walked quickly towards the teaching building.

At the same time, the campus forum exploded again.

"Breaking news, there are a large number of men in costumes in the school, the truth is this!"

"The crown of victory belongs to squad one? The name of the elite is well-deserved!"

"The most domineering teaching assistant in history, invites the whole class to go to another world for vacation."

"There is constant laughter in the corridors of the freshman teaching building, but today is a rest day, there is no class arrangement, what is the reason, the editor will take you in-depth understanding."

The four messages rushed to the top of the forum at the fastest speed, and the first hot news appeared since freshmen entered the school.

For a time, the number of online people soared, and most of the college students were discussing the matter, including many sophomores and some idle juniors.

"Some freshmen's speeches are really sour. Maybe they are going to practice on holiday. I think that to stand out among the freshmen, it not only requires talent, but also various excellent qualities." A senior student left a message.

"Agree."

"After the reform, the overall performance of the mid-term exams of one class crushed all the students in the same class. It must be a collective effort. Now they have adjusted their status and continue to work **** the road to becoming stronger."

"Yes, it's not a forum anymore, I'm going to practice more and keep up with these strong guys!"

Obviously, this message is for freshmen.

However, the next post began to slap her face: "What kind of spiritual chicken soup, a group of people are thinking about it? They are on vacation in another world, a friend said."

"Finally, I have seen people who understand. I have heard of them. I really envy them. I also want to have this kind of teaching assistant and I am willing to take the students to relax together."

"I hope that my teaching assistant will not criticize us any more after this news. Instead of conducting devil training, it is better to learn from the teaching assistant in the first class and take everyone out to encourage the low morale..."

"Devil training?" Someone posted.

"Your Excellency is from Class 5, the legendary class that has lost more than 3,000 points."

"???"

"I remember that Wu Wei, the black-faced killer god, was in charge of Class 5. After three months, he brought out a group of rookie chickens. No, I want to mock him face-to-face. Will anyone go with him in a group?"

The discussion area is refreshed at a high speed, and new messages are constantly appearing.

Freshmen express envy, seniors express their freshness.

Until a golden comment appeared.

"From now on, I officially launched a holiday tour to the different worlds. The registration fee is only two thousand points, plus a B-level evaluation card. You can start the bus when you gather 30 people. You don't have to be jealous, just come and sign up." ID The junior student named [Lawlessness] left a message.

For a moment, the discussion area was silent, and not only the freshmen knew the name, in fact, many sophomores had also been cheated by him.

[Lawlessness], a broker active in every corner of the forum, a profiteer recognized by the school, and some seniors who are about to graduate have heard of it.

"Senior, one A-level evaluation card is exchanged for two C cards, and 1000 credits. Is it a bit dark? Don't ask for more. You can make up 800 more credits to comfort the injured heart of the junior."

"A profiteer! You cheated Lao Tzu's first A card with two thousand academic points, you're a fool!"

"I am dead, I have something to burn paper."

In the condemnation, Lawless left this sentence, and then the head went off and he ran away.

Compared with the extremely lively campus forums, the elite class is not too much.

All kinds of round-neck robes, different colors of the tops, people who don’t know come here, might mistakenly think that here is a fashion show, the theme is: Tang.

Lu Li thought he was exaggerating when he brought the black mane horse over, but when he came to the classroom, his eyes with Duke were wide open.

Sure enough, you shouldn't guess everyone with your shallow insights.

The golden and black markings are gorgeous and noble, the four legs are slender and vigorous, the ears are short and round, and a pair of big green eyes are constantly looking around, full of doubt and alert.

There is no doubt that it is really not a big cat, with double tear lines, white teeth, and with this huge size, it can only be a cheetah.

At this moment, with a collar around its neck, it was lying on the master's desk, looking around vigilantly.

"It's a good job," Duke muttered, staring at the underside of the desk.

There was a hunting dog lying there. The head was narrow and long, the nose was very pointed, the neck was slender and arched, and the figure was extraordinarily slender. It should be a greyhound. It runs very fast and is good at catching rabbits and foxes.

Before Lu Li could answer, a clear moan came from outside the window, and a big white bird flew in, with a yellow beak and gray hook, a sharp knife tied to its claw, and several rounds, before it fell on the owner's shoulder.

The poet of Dongpo said: Left to lead yellow, right to Qingcang, brocade hat Diaoqiu, Qianqijuan Pinggang.

This guy's outfit is not inferior to the prefect hunting posture in Su Dongpo's poems, and it can even be said that he has more complete equipment.

Bai Xiao didn't expect anyone to be like this either. He made everyone pretend to be a nobleman of the Tang Dynasty. This is true. The favorite sport of the upper class in the Tang Dynasty is hunting, which is also true.

However, when he saw someone holding a steed, a cheetah, a greyhound behind him, and a white harrier on his shoulder, Bai Xiao broke the defense directly——

Let you relax, but it's too much to relax like this!

However, after seeing who their owners are, it doesn't feel strange anymore.

After the second monthly exam, the experience of this big man was made into a video and displayed in the class.

To this day, Lu Li still remembers his heroic posture of beheading the soul-returning corpse like cutting vegetables and melons, and his unruly unruly smile and licking a knife.

Subconsciously, he cast his gaze to the side.

In that exam, another big man once questioned the anti-soul corpse:

That's it?

It's too weak, I don't even have the qualifications to warm up.

With these alone, do you think of dancing?

You still want to destroy the world, you are too far away.

Four sentences made Lu Li spend his whole life to forget.

Although no one has come forward with a unified voice, everyone assumes that the two of them are:

The crouching dragon and phoenix chicks of the elite class.

Fortunately, Feng Chong is relatively normal today, just dressed more fancy, otherwise, Bai Xiao's blood pressure will probably soar.

"Well... everyone is here."

Looking around the classroom, Bai Xiao let out a long sigh, then raised his head and glanced at the wall clock: There are still fifteen minutes left before the final time limit.

"The students are very active, let's make preparations."

In fact, Bai Xiao is also very active. A seat of pure white fox fur, without a trace of variegated color, makes himself extraordinarily handsome.

Because of this, Duke suspected that he was taking this opportunity to go to Pingkangfang to meet his old friend.

Hmm... This guy is a bit dazed. Everyone thinks that the other party is not serious. He must be looking for a little lady in Pingkangfang.

"Students of the Three Kingdoms World who held official positions in the court raised their hands. By the way, students who had held military positions in the Yellow Turban Army also raised their hands."

Swish.

Everyone raised their hands.

Are you kidding me?

A man born in the world, how can he live for a long time, especially in troubled times, he must seize the opportunity to climb up.

"They all have an annual salary of more than 300 shi, right?"

Everyone nodded in unison.

"Students who have served as six hundred stone officials come over, and those who have served in the Yellow Turban forces will compare the official position of the imperial court according to the number of corporals and soldiers."

No one knows what medicine is sold in Baixiao Gourd, just relax, and how it is linked to the last exam.

There will be no pits, right?

The last time I went to the ice age to go hungry and freeze, it is vivid!

Xu Ye guessed that everyone was maliciously speculating about himself, and Bai Xiao explained: "You still need to be like this? If I really have an idea, why would it be so troublesome."

Think about it carefully, this is indeed the truth.

During this period of time, Bai Xiao did not hold the air, willing to mingle with everyone, and then look at other classes, wishing to treat the teaching assistant as an ancestor, what he said is what he said!

At this point, many people left their seats and walked towards the podium.

The annual salary of 300 shi corresponds to the county magistrate of Xia County, Hou Guoxiang, some subordinate officials of government agencies at all levels, and military officers.

The annual salary of six hundred stones corresponds to the Shangxian magistrate, the county magistrate, and the off-brand guards.

Pan Ming didn't recognize who was the son-in-law. With Cao Mengde's back, and the contribution of welcoming the second king back, they all sat in the position of the Qianshi Supervisor, not to mention Lu Li and Duke, the two high-ranking guys who ate soft food.

At this moment, they sat in their seats, silently watching what Bai Xiao was doing.

"How many stones?"

"Revenue is more than four hundred stones, Dong Cao Yu, supervise the East China Sea."

"Well, it is equivalent to the eighth rank of the Tang Dynasty, let's say, what official do you want to do? Only in Chang'an City."

Bai Xiao said astonishingly.

The classmate he asked about was unknown, so he couldn't talk for a long time.

Upon seeing this, Bai Xiao thought he didn't know the official system of the Tang Dynasty, and said directly: "Dali Temple judges, Doctor of Law of the Criminal Ministry, and the governors of the governors, choose one."

Si Ge?

Should hold military power.

Li Yan felt something was wrong, so he decided to hold his hand firmly, and replied, "Lead the mansion to the left."

"Then Donggongyouwei rate."

Seeing Bai Xiao waved his hand, a piece of writing appeared in his hand. After passing it to Li Yan, he looked at the other person and asked, "How many stones."

"Five hundred stones, look at Qi Zuo, dominate with Qi."

Below, Lu Li's spirit came in an instant. The close friends around him were all taking the route of military commanders. Now that a warlock has finally arrived, he can find a chance to make friends.

At this time, Bai Xiao's voice sounded: "Count the seven grades, the servants of the palace, the doctor of Taichang, the guardian of the gate, and the prince Xunwei guard, choose."

Seven-rank official in front of the prime minister's door.

Therefore, the man didn't even want to directly say that he was going to be the prince's personal guard.

Gradually, Lu Li figured out a possibility: In ancient times, it was an official standard, no matter how rich it was, it would be better to have an official position. But this time I went to Chang'an in the Tang Dynasty to relax, how can I do it without power?

However, this is too arrogant.

Dozens of officials were parachuted to Chang'an and even the emperor did not have such power. After all, his appointment and dismissal of officials had to go through various ministries' review and procedures.

Write a essay here to take office.

After his thoughts turned sharply, Duke walked back to his seat cheerfully. This guy took the official position of the four-rank Zuo Qianniu Weizhong Lang. Looking at the entire Datang officialdom, he was regarded as the number one person, and he walked with wind.

Bai Xiao looked at Lu Li and said with a smile: "The one with a salary of two thousand stones~www.wuxiamtl.com~ come here quickly."

The captain, the rank of two thousand shi, is worthy of the name of a high-ranking official of the Great Han. As for the position of the leader, because it is not an official position, they both ignored it.

"Don't even think about it, the Sixteenth Guardian General. So are the Six Books and Zhongshu Ling. We are going to have fun, not to be addicted to officials."

Seeing Lu Li standing in front of him, Bai Xiao greeted him beforehand, and then said: "Civilian, from the third grade, Hong Yuqing and Daliqing, the ministers have these two vacancies, or they should be more expensive. A well-known and unauthorised loose official?"

"Qing Dali."

Lu Li answered directly without even thinking about it.

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