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One hand is raised.

Just right, put all the copper coins in the palm of your hand.

The second master, who was originally holding the money to prevent them from falling, was stunned. He looked around and seemed to be asking other bandits:

Who is this skinny boy?

However, everyone shook their heads.

In the whole gang, the only man who can be said to be handsome is really only the gang leader—

Jade face flying dragon supreme treasure.

There is no way, Wuyueshan is located in a desert, the sun is extremely poisonous, the wind is blowing all day long, and there is a lack of water sources.

Under such circumstances, fair-skinned skin is the gang leader with too strong hair, and becomes a veritable face value.

Otherwise, the blind man would not like him either.

Now, how could a handsome young man emerge from the gang? !

After talking about one thing, the second master couldn't help but be moved, not to mention the blind man with abnormal sexual orientation. I saw him holding the copper coins above his head with both hands, and came over with a smile:

"This little brother, who are you?"

"Why didn't I see you in Wuyueshan before?"

Is it so nonsensical...

Brother, the money has fallen, the head is not guaranteed, your life is threatened, and there is still leisure and seduction. Unfortunately, I like women.

At this moment, Lu Li, who became the focus of the audience, was talking to himself in the bottom of his heart, Chun Thirty Niang also turned his attention to him, without any hesitation, the glamorous goblin pulled out her sword and stabbed it, taking the position of her heart.

"clang!"

The golden iron symphony sounded.

At the same time, the blind man who approached Lu Li flew out.

Just now, at the moment when Chun Thirty-six shot, in order to avoid hurting the innocent, Lu Li kicked him out.

Although it is a virtual character, this guy in the film and television drama is quite interesting, and it is okay to save him.

"Hmph, it's really heartless, people just ask what your name is, but..."

The blind man with a clear mind was lying on the ground and wept. After a while, he realized that the atmosphere was a bit wrong, and raised his eyes to look around.

The second head shivered, and the others hesitated.

"Blind...you dropped the copper coins on your head."

"what?"

The blind man touched his bald head, realized how serious the problem was, and shouted:

"It's over, it's over, don't kill me! Woohoo, help the Lord save me!"

Chun San Thirty, who was planning to kill Lu Li, was stunned. She felt that the gangsters entrenched in Wuyue Mountain were more bizarre than each other.

However, there is no time to deal with these guys right now.

"Who the **** are you?"

A pair of eyes stared at Lu Li coldly again.

She did not expect that her peach-blossom double swords could not pierce the chest of the man in front of her. You must know that this weapon was left by the master Pansi Daxian, and it was extraordinary.

"Passing by, waiting for someone."

Lu Li pretended to be profound.

Moreover, he was not wrong, but to be precise, he was waiting for the famous monster clan giant in the Three Realms:

Bull Demon King.

It's a pity that in the ears of the Spring Thirty Mother, this sentence has changed its taste.

After hearing the news about Tang Seng and Sun Monkey from Bodhi Patriarch, she rushed to Wuyue Mountain, which should have been called Wuzhi Mountain, for fear of delaying time, how could she be willing to share longevity with others!

"Where did you get the news? Say it! Is it Patriarch Bodhi? He even talked nonsense everywhere."

"Go to hell."

Chi!

A burst of white came from the sky.

A net was formed above Lu Li's head.

"receive."

The sense of urgency came from all directions, and there was also a hint of dragon roar. Although it was weak, it was better than orthodox. It didn't sound like a dragon.

Shenlong Pansi?

Lu Li felt the force of squeezing, but he was not too worried, but thought in his heart:

How is it compared to the Bull Demon King?

In the movie and TV series, Chun Thirty Niang used this thing to block the old cow for a moment, and then it was sucked into her belly like noodles.

"Don't get me wrong, fellow Daoist, I'm not interested in eating meat."

Lu Li exerted a little force to stop the contraction of Shenlong Pansi, and said solemnly, "Take it away, or if it breaks, no one will look good."

Since traveling through the heavens, he has never killed a woman, after all, there is no conflict of interest.

And the Spring Thirty Mother...

There is also something special, she is beautiful, not only beautiful, but also in line with Lu Li's aesthetics.

Unfortunately, no matter how real this place is, it is also a world simulated by Battle.net.

"baffling."

Seeing Lu Li's strange eyes, Chun San Thirty-niang felt a little flustered, glanced at him, and hurriedly retracted the dragon coils back into the universe.

It's not that she's shy, how could she, who is so proud of Chun Thirty Mother, have such emotions? It was completely because they realized that the gap in strength between them was too huge.

"Humph! Most men say and do different things, I hope you don't."

"The rest of the rabble, your lives are temporarily stored with this girl, wash the soles of your feet, and I will check them later!"

When the words fell, Thirty Niang gathered up her clothes, covered the peach blossom at the collarbone, and walked towards a room with a single door.

She had said before that the north wind was cold, and she wanted to wash the dust off her body.

And Lu Li watched Chun Thirty-six go away, looked back, looked at a bunch of bandits who were carrying copper coins, and did not dare to show any slack, and the blind man who picked up all the copper plates and helped them to the bright skull again. Can't help but say:

"Put it all down."

"Just do as the girl said, and I'll keep you all right."

After speaking, Lu Li didn't linger any longer, and with a casual move, the leg of lamb that had been put back on the table came back into his hands, and at the same time a cloud floated in the sky and slowly lifted it up.

"Daxian, the mana is boundless."

"Thank you Daxian for your life."

The second master took the lead in leading the people behind him to kowtow, and he didn't know how long he kowtowed.

Anyway, this kind of thing was nothing in his eyes. As long as Chunsanshiniang wanted to take action against the big guy in the future, Lu Li would be willing to take action.

Ugh…

Above the clouds, Lu Li stared at the second master and the blind man, and sighed, "Have the reincarnations of Marshal Tianpeng and General Rolling Shutter already mixed into this situation?"

To be honest, he could feel the power hidden deep within the two of them. It was not weak, but it was far inferior to Chun Thirty Mother, who had not practiced for hundreds of years.

"Supreme Treasure, the reincarnation of Sun Wukong, is too weak to be attacked, and there is nothing magical about it, um, except for the strong hair."

Bask in the sun and nibble on the leg of lamb.

Everything feels so real.

In Lu Li's mind, the face of Chun Thirty Niang couldn't help but appear.

at the same time.

"Okay! Everyone prepares the guy to kill...Chun Thirty Mother!"

Below, the cross-eyed Supreme Treasure was reprimanding his younger brothers. He noticed their strong resistance, and raised his voice: "What are you afraid of! I have everything!"

"Returning the spell, nonsense, just watch it carefully, I will kill her with an axe myself!"

"Ouch~"

Pain screamed.

"Who is plotting against me?" Supreme Treasure shouted, covering his head, "There is a kind of heads up."

"Is it you, the second master? You have coveted my position for so long, and finally showed a fox's tail, and joined such a person to deceive me! Damn!"

The second head, who was inexplicably blamed, was helpless. He was a little tired and didn't want to defend himself.

The blind man came over, helped the Supreme Treasure cover his head, and said distressedly: "Help Master, it's not the second master who did it, a lamb leg bone suddenly flew down from the sky just now."

"Huh? Please, you have to find a better reason to lie. How could a bone fall from the sky, is it a **** eating a leg of lamb? Stupid! Everyone thinks I'm injured? Can't hold back, want to grab a spot..."

Before the words were finished, a stream of light flew over.

Supreme Treasure, who had serious cross-eyed eyes, shivered and felt comfortable. Originally, Mo Hu's sight returned to normal, and his whole body was refreshed.

"Help Master, do you believe it this time?"

"I am innocent."

The second master spread his hands, looked at the sky and said:

"By the way, the great fairy who saved us earlier took a roast leg of lamb and flew into the sky."

"Yes, yes," the blind man looked around at the dazzling sunlight, blinking desperately, as if trying to find out which cloud Lu Li was lying on, and said with a face full of fascination: "That fairy is so handsome."

"..." Supreme Treasure.

"…"Land from.

the other side.

While bathing in the water, Chunsan Thirty Niang muttered to herself, "That little white face can't be Sun Monkey, right?"

"But when he became a human before, it wasn't like this."

"It's really troublesome, I just want to catch Tang Sanzang, how can there be so many twists and turns."

…

night.

After checking the soles of his feet and confirming that there is no Sun Wukong reincarnated here, Chun San Thirty-niang felt more and more that Lu Li was the dead monkey.

So, not long after bathing, she raised her **** to the white cloud where Lu Li was, and said something about a heartless man and a stinky man.

It's a **** pot...

Between the greedy wolf star and the great sage Monkey King, eight poles can't fight together.

To be honest, after getting in-depth contact with this world, Lu Li felt that the virtual warehouse and Battle.net were not as simple as they thought, and there was a certain room for them to play—

He entered the battle.net mentally and manipulated the body template created by the virtual battle warehouse. Although he could not leave with magic weapons and gods, he could exchange experiences with others.

As the saying goes, there is precedence in hearing the Tao, and there are specialties in the art industry. I sit down with Chun Sanshiniang to discuss Taoism, and maybe add a few more methods...

Well, it must be so.

At first, Chunsan Thirty-niang rejected the fact that a strange man came to the door in the middle of the night.

Later, Thirty Niang discovered that Lu Li was indeed proficient in various spells. Even though she was unwilling to admit it, she felt that her magical power was no weaker than that of her master Pansi Daxian.

The most important thing is that, unlike Sun Wukong's extremely domineering profound arts, Lu Li's mana is much softer, which seems to be related to the stars.

"This is the technique of turning stones into gold. Ordinary monks can turn stones into gold and ensure that this state remains unchanged for a hundred years, but they can change the nature of things at will, and turn corruption into magic."

After teaching the one-step formula, Lu Li began to perform the method, turning the tachyon in his hand into a magic weapon, and then turning it into rotten wood.

The whole process is very careful and meticulous.

After all, in the battle with the old demon **** of Montenegro, he used this technique to make up for the disadvantage of weapons, and he was indistinguishable from it, so his understanding after the war also rose with the tide.

And Chunsan Thirty-niang didn't want to prostitute Lu Li's earth shackles for nothing, and began to talk about some of her own innate supernatural powers, as well as other opinions.

For example: Soul-moving Dafa.

Lu Li has a solid foundation and has practiced thoroughly, and there are many such methods, but now he is willing to sit down and pretend that he does not want to understand and wants to hear the details.

On the side, seeing the great supernatural beings will also be stumped by these small paths, Chunsan Thirty-niang is also very happy, and explained patiently, she is about to forget, the last time I sat down with people and talked about Taoism and enjoyed the progress of cultivation. …

It should be before the younger sister Bai Jingjing was deceived by the dead monkey.

Just thinking about it, the window opened.

The white-robed banshee flew in.

"Senior sister, why did you suddenly leave without saying goodbye and come to this backcountry?"

"I'm still here with Xiaobailian, you farm and farm, hehehe..."

Looking at the person who came, Thirty Niang, who had a gentle temperament, instantly broke the defense, stood up directly, and sneered:

"I'm here for Monk Tang to taste his immortal flesh, how about you? Still thinking about that dead monkey, right?"

"What can I do to see that ruthless and unrighteous person again, the difference is that he died in the hands of Guanyin last time, and this time he will die in my hands."

Bai Jingjing played with her hair, her eyes drifted to Lu Li, looked around, and said with a smile:

"Yo, senior sister has good taste. I haven't been out of the cave for hundreds of years, and when I came out, I ran into a beautiful man. This look... tsk tsk tsk, even I can't help but be moved, hehe."

Lu Li lay the gun innocently, thinking:

Eldest sister, if you praise me for being handsome, there is no problem at all. Many people say the same thing. I'm used to it, but why add hehe... It's like a mockery.

At this time, Chun San Thirty Niang couldn't bear the sarcasm from Bai Jingjing, so she pulled out a peach blossom sword and stabbed it, but it didn't show its original shape.

On the other hand, Bai Jingjing was so particular about it, she directly used her white bone phase to fight with her.

soon.

The wooden frame and the thatched roof were broken, and two figures flew into the air.

When the brothers and sisters met, they were very jealous.

This was only fifty moves, and Bai Jingjing took the lead in releasing a big move: "Sanmadhi White Bone Fire!"

Burning Corpse Blood Flame, Bone Tempering Cang Flame, Soul Refining Ice Flame, UU Reading www.uukanshu.com The three are combined into one, the Samadhi White Bone Fire!

When Great Immortal Pansi imparted this magical power to the two sisters, he once said very seriously that only Bai Jingjing could exert its true power.

Because she has attained the Tao from the bones, and motivated by her own foundation, she can cause great harm to all beings with soul and flesh in the world.

However, due to the lack of demonic appearance, Thirty Niang, who should have the upper hand, was a little unsustainable, so she had to use her power to separate the bones from the fire.

Bai Jingjing saw through her intentions at a glance, looked down, and smiled: "Little white face, this samadhi white bone fire is not so easy to stop, as long as it is stained with a little bit, the body will burn, and the soul will be frozen at the same time. "

"Senior sister, don't show up yet, let your lover have a look, haha, one monk has water to drink, and two monks have no water to drink. If you hesitate any more, this Tang monk will not be able to eat it."

"The girl misunderstood. Thirty-niang and I were just sitting and talking."

The explanation is explained, Lu Li did not pity Xiangxiyu at all, and directly popped up a real fire of Samadhi that evolved from the shape of Zhu Yan.

What bone fire?

In front of the real fire, they are all fakes!

It is nothing more than that the great immortal Pansi took the meaning of samadhi and used three different types of flames to innovate the small supernatural powers. Bai Jingjing will be blessed when she displays it.

Little Doyle.

at the same time.

In the cowshed, a calf that was grazing suddenly spoke:

"Tang monk meat? Tell the king this news, and you will be rewarded."

Watching it go away, he secretly noticed that there was a smile on Lu Li's face, the person he was waiting for was coming.

The Great Sage of Pingtian, the Western Powerful Bull Demon King, is about to arrive at Wuzhi Mountain!