After Getting A Job in the Nether World, I Became Famous

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The female ghosts do not understand the vagina. They are the ghosts in the world. They only hear what the **** has. No one has said anything. What are the logistics departments of the vagina...

but.

She looked at this impermanent look and felt that the other party was so sincere.

Lan He has already started his own performance: "The mask on my face is splash-proof. Did you know the Beijing Luyuan Hotel? Before I died, I was the executive chef there. We mainly make Huaiyang cuisine and stew medicinal dishes. , Because of the preferences above, I also learned refreshments. I usually do not come out, but you also know the atmosphere of the underworld, this is not a dish to be decorated with gold foil, but also let me produce gold foil. In fact, gold foil has an effect on the taste Nothing at all, just to increase the value. I am dead again, look around to see if there is any ghost with gold, I am... that one."

When he first went to school, he had always been adept at improvisation. And he really acted as a cook, referring to the image of old Bai's greed, and he was very full.

At this moment, it doesn't matter if the audience is a ghost, the parking lot is his stage.

Xiaohong Xiaolu looked at Lan He and felt that he had not lied.

Maybe the original intention was really that you smelled ghosts and wanted to blackmail?

They analyzed it with their own little reason. Since the other party was not here to take care of business, there was no need to be indifferent to him. Even in the cooking class, it was a shame.

"Okay, this cook is very verbose." Xiao Green said impatiently from the neighbor's mouth. "Come on, what do you do? It's too much to bully us."

The neighbors have lost their fighting power. The two of them, one of Lan He, are not bullying.

Lan He spread his hand, "See you soon, I wish you early boarding Jiuquan."

He took a few steps back, and took out a paper cow and paper horse out of his arms.

"Niu Ma went to the Yin City on his way, and said to the mountain cave forever. The paper and ink are hard to say to Yan Jun, and the sun and the moon have no eyes."

Paper cows and paper horses grow up against the wind. In a blink of an eye, the horses and horses are swarming, and the heads and tails are put together.

-There is a partial overlap between yin and yang, but they cannot see each other. Ghosts are going to use paper ties to get someone else to burn (burn), and Lan He himself brings them to the soul world, which naturally saves the move and only needs to be opened.

Lan He's right hand was down, and the chain around his wrist fell.

Seeing the situation, Xiaohong and Xiaolu still don't understand whether they were deceived, what a cook brought with him.

When Xiaohong was exposed, the red on her body became more vivid and bloody, but she didn’t have any time to move. She only heard a moo and a Herod. Plowed in place ten more times.

How much to bully? This is how much bullying is less.

In Lan He's box, he put the hook on his "neighbor".

The "neighbor" was irritated, screamed and fell to the ground, rolled several times, unwilling to leave the body.

Lan He held the chain forward and saw his body twitching, showing an overlapping green figure.

The "neighbor" suddenly broke up, and both hands revealed green and black, and wanted to pinch Lan He.

Lan He leaned his head and hit the neighbor with a punch.

He looked at Bai Nen or even thin, but he was definitely not skinny. He exercised a lot, and how could he stay up late for filming without a good body.

This punch is called physical hooking, and the "neighbor" nosebleed soared and fell backwards, while the green ghost was still sitting in the same place, unable to keep up with the movement of the body.

"Come!" Lan He pulled the chain by the way, and Xiaolu completely detached from the neighbor's body, and was dragged up by Lan He, still struggling to kick Lan He.

The neighbor was still paralyzed, and his personnel were unconscious.

Over there, the trampling was fierce, and Xiaohong was almost flattened, struggling to get up with a scream.

The lights in the parking lot flickered together with the howling, her nails exploded, and the cows and horses were madly scratched. After all, they were made of paper. Some of them were damaged by her scratching, and she murmured a few times and walked to the ground. Die, turn into confetti.

Lan He threw out the remaining paper cows and paper horses. In fact, now he is free to use it, but he can also choose to use the soul-searching, but he is the first time he really sees his origami turned into reality. Look again.

Seeing that Lan He had locked Xiao Green, Xiao Hong was anxious, tearing everything in front of him angrily.

The soul of the soul is dead, but although it is a black-and-white impermanence chain, it is enough to restrain them.

Xiao Green felt that she was afraid, and begged Lan He: "Master, I have gold leaf. It was burnt to me by the person who was the victim before. I will give it to you. If you accept those cows and horses, she can't stand it. Living."

The conditions are not very good, the situation is very serious, but the situation of all the gold and silver received by the ghosts is the same. Excluding the broken money, there is not much left.

She felt that even if Lan He was not a cook, she would not want gold.

Lan He hadn't said anything, but another chain came flying, binding Xiao Hong to be firm and firm.

Lan He looked back, but it was a shady man wearing the same uniform, carrying a lantern in his hand, and said "Yin Cao Di Mansion", and a high hat said "The world is peaceful".

This shady face is also a pale gray dead face with long and thin eyes, and he smiled at Lan He: "Yan San, you have received your letter. Lao Bai has received it, but he has something on hand to divide the Jinshan you gave in half. Seat, tell me to take my hand."

Xiao Green: "............"

Xiaohong said indignantly: "You are not a cooking class at all!"

Yan San looked at them and smiled miserably twice, "When did Yin Si have this preparation, do you all believe in the cooking class?"

But he saw the miserable appearance of the little red. Those paper cows, paper horses, and horses were all prepared, even exquisite, and their fierce posture was better than almost all the paper ties he had seen. No wonder, it is possible to stack ingots of such good quality.

Xiaohong and Xiaolu were silent for a while, then scolded Lan He.

Lan He Zhenzhen said eloquently: "I am engaged in logistics, specializing in providing money and equipment, the type of work is almost the same!"

Little green yuck, much worse!

Lan He only felt that the resentful emotions came along with the chain, but apart from the different emotions involved, it was not as surging as previously felt.

This was an accidental result. Lan He also wanted Lao Bai to take him to see the evil spirits and get some materials, which made him feel the emotion of Xiao Green.

Lan He: "Hey, can you be more vicious?"

Xiao Green: ".................."

Xiao Green rolled her eyes in anger, and for the first time she met someone who said she was not evil enough! ! He looked down on her, how did she lie there?

What the **** is this rogue!

Being so excited by Lan He, not only resentment, but also hatred.

Blood flowed out of Xiao Green's two eyes, staring fiercely at Lan He. Lan He tasted the emotion, maliciousness, resentment, and suffering because of the excessive cold...

Yan San murmured: "What hobbies..."

Lao Bai also said that his newly called impermanence heart is particularly soft and speaks well, that is, sometimes the belly is darker. Now it seems that the propaganda and the real thing do not match.

Lan He pulled away his emotions and said sincerely to Xiao Green: "Thank you."

Little Green: "Yuck."

Yan San took a look at the ghost, "Yes, it seems that you should be less than three years old, and it will take three years for the surviving ghost to catch the substitute. How did you learn the trick of catching life? Come on carefully!"

Xiaohong and Xiaolu were silent for a moment.

Lan He didn't know the rules. He was simply a human being and helped his neighbors. This kind of thing was to catch a substitute.

He only knew vaguely from the neighbor's conversation that Xiaohong Xiaolu should have caught someone, and that person went to the neighbor to help. The process was very simple. Unexpectedly, Xiaohong and Xiaolu still violated regulations.

Xiaohong and Xiaolu did not speak, Yan San only sneered twice, "Well, at this time, what kind of demons are out..."

What time is it, Ching Ming Festival? Lan He thought that Yan San was saying this, "What should I do now, take them to Dongyue Yinsi for trial?"

"Hahaha, they are so violent and dead, but they can’t just go to the vagina, and they have broken the rules, even if there is a super person who gives overdos, to wash away the injustice, and wait... Anyway, even if I can take it, I I can't take them to Dongyue Yinsi." Yan San motioned to Lan He to look at his lantern, with Yincao Difu written on it.

"Isn't there just one?" Lan He also saw the words on the lantern before, but he thought it was a different expression in the same place, a little confused.

"Of course there is only one yin, but there are several bosses. Although you and I can be regarded as colleagues, I can't report to your boss." Yan Sanyou leisurely, "Simply put it, God depends on human spirits! Dongyue Yinsi had the most people, and the Fujun was the Lord of the Hades. Later, there were more believers in the Yanluo King, and the power was divided. The Fujun also added a job title:'Taishan King' in the Ten Temples. At the same time they are all sound, but they also have their own reliance, or the case is broken, or the Lord takes prison."

Lan He did not have a systematic understanding of the **** system. Hearing this, he and he could not be separated from each other, and they had experienced power changes.

Moreover, he also realized the meaning that Yan San did not say: Yanlu is the concept of Buddhism, and King Taishan came from the Taoist deity system, and believes in Yanlu more, that is, Buddhism was introduced into China, and the two religions have merged in this regard. , And finally formed this current pattern.

"Thank you. I wouldn't overdo it. What should I do with them?" Lan He thought it was not easy to handle. It can't be released. Who will guarantee that they won't do anything in the future.

"What's the matter, it's just a gift to people. This is the capital, the place with the most scammers in China, and the most densely populated place." Yan Sanman didn't care about the authenticity.

Lan He: "..."

He was speechless, but when I thought about it, it was the capital, after all, even if the master did not walk up high, he might be invited here.

Yan Sanxian narrowed his eyes and counted, "Monk, Taoist, Feng Shui, Dingxian'er... spread out evenly, each community can be divided into one or two to eat the underworld meal, there is always that kind of heart. Okay, I will do it for free."

"It seems that you are very experienced. Where should I send them?" Lan He thought of his neighbor. He was not just a Gu teacher.

"We don't care about such things as impermanence, but we are all colleagues. You spoke..." Yan San paused.

"Jinshan is one." Lan He was already very skilled, thinking inwardly, only when the filial friends of junior students came to play at home.

Sure enough, Yan San said immediately: "Then go to Juehui Temple, where the monks love to do these things!"

Lanhe also heard of Juehui Temple. This place is very famous. It has a history of hundreds of years. It used to be a place where the royal family prayed. There is also a huge Buddhist bell in the temple. The relics made by the Ming Dynasty have dozens of tons and are known as the king of the bell. . It is said that the incense here is magical and very famous in Beijing, and some stars in the circle also love to go.

...

"Can't die, let's go!"

Before leaving, Lan He wanted to check on the neighbor's injury and heard Yan San urging himself. He was thinking about how to explain if he helped his neighbor and rescued him. Yan Yan, however, seemed to want him to give up.

If another person said this, he would definitely feel that the other party was too indifferent, but Yan San said so...that's the big truth, the other party's true Yangshou is not exhausted.

"OK then."

They will also encounter ghosts in twos and threes along the way. Some of them have not been able to go to Huangquan, while others cannot go to Huangquan.

Yan San held the lantern, and when he saw it from afar, he took the initiative to avoid it.

There is only one exception. At a crossroads, I saw a man sitting on a big rock beside the road. I couldn't avoid seeing them. He has short hair that grows under his ears, a slightly curled hair tail, dressed in a black dress, and his eyes are as dark and dark as Moyu, a handsome beauty with pride.

A light-colored wooden rosary was also revealed at the neckline of the man. The rosary was exposed when it reached the back of the neck. The silk sash fell into a golden lotus-shaped back fish and pressed the slightly wider robe. There is style.

Lan He couldn't help but look twice, wondering why the other party didn't run, and he didn't seem to smell the gray paper...

Yan San interrupted his thoughts: "Well, there is another section to Juehui Temple. Then they will be put at the door, knocked on the door, hid, and waited for the monk to come out and picked up..."

Lan He: "..." sounds strange.

Xiaohong and Xiaolu listened, but they screamed. They did not have much opinion on where to go, they simply wanted to scold Lan He.

"Variegated ghost, bastard!"

"Don't let us see you again!"

"Rogue, shameless, lie to us for cooking class!"

In retrospect, the bad things are cheated by the dog's impermanence "cooking class".

The voice was sharp and harsh, and even the unmoved man by the road looked at it.

Lan He scolded back: "Your bad rules hurt people, you are hooligans, shameless."

The function of this hook should be improved in the future. Ghosts caught can no longer speak.

Lan He and Yan San took them to the door of Juehui Temple. According to Yan San's words, Lan He inserted a note behind their neck and knocked on the door to hide. Even if the monks could not see the ghost, they could see the note . Just witnessed them being accepted by the monks.

"In this way, after the overdose, there will be a city **** to pick it up." Yan Sandao, "we are done, this, little one, will you go back?"

Who is Xiaolai? Lan He reacted for a while, only to realize that he was talking about the words on his hat...

Because Lan He didn't reveal his name, although Lao Bai was not filial, he was very tight when he took the money.

"Yes, thank you, senior, and I'll trouble you today." Lan He also thanked. Come on, come on.

"Haha, trivia, trivia." With short hands, Yan Sanyi waved his hand and went away with the lantern.

...

Lan Heyuan Road returned. When he passed the intersection, he saw that the man in black was still sitting at the same place. He was also curious, how could a ghost be tasteless. The dead ghost on the shore is a paper gray smell, the dead ghost in the water has a fishy smell, and the ghost has a **** smell... but the black man has no taste at all.

Lan He paused and stared at it twice, even feeling that the man was a little familiar. I don’t know if it’s an illusion, or a beautiful person always has similarities.

He couldn't help but ask: "Friend, how did you die?"

Song Futan raised his eyes to see the shadow, he only exposed two eyes, his eyelids were very thin, his pupils were warm tan, and there was no dead energy or evil spirit like ordinary ghosts and spirits. On his head and hat, it reads "Come all here", but I have never seen it before. I have also quarreled with ghosts before.

Song Futan usually doesn't like to deal with ghosts-or even he is not very willing to deal with people, but in front of him, he is inexplicably a little bit willing to take care of this proactive conversation.

"I'm not dead."

Actually a soul? Lan He thought he was a ghost, mainly because the ordinary soul of his life was away from the body. It couldn't be so calm. Generally, it was the same as Cheng Haidong.

"Are you eating hell?" Lan He asked.

"Are you cooking underworld?" Song Futan asked back, before he heard Xiaohong Xiaolu talking about the cooking class.

Lan He: "I don't cook."

Song Futan: "I don't eat."

The dialogue between the two was very smooth, and they fell silent for a while.

After a moment, Lan He laughed, feeling that he was in a match with the other party's brainwave fan, how could there be a little tacit understanding.

Song Futan also had a smile in her eyes.

He hesitated for a moment and actually explained: "My soul was accidentally lost from the body and stayed in a place with convenient transportation. When the family called the soul and led me back."

Lan He was shocked. Is there such a calm person? They are all away from the soul, and they know that they are sitting at the intersection and wait for their family members to call the soul.

It may be the same as him, although he is not, but it's ears...

When Lan He thought about it, he would help others for a while, "Well, it is destiny to meet each other, this impermanence quickly whips, and sends you back!"

Lan He touched it in his arms, took out the last origami, and threw it on the ground. He is not particularly skilled and does not know how far away the other body is, so he chooses transportation carefully.

But the origami became bigger, but it turned into a little donkey.

Song Futan is in deep contemplation.

"Hey, only the donkey is left." Lan He touched the donkey's head. "It's okay, the same, go up?"

Song Futan didn't move.

When the donkey saw him still, he arched his head.

Song Futan showed a disgusted expression and fled to escape.

"Look, how cute, you'll see it!" Lan He looked at Song Futan Road, he was shorter than Song Futan, and he had to look up slightly when he looked at it.

How cute...

Song Futan's eyes flickered, and he really broke through the psychological bottom line. He mounted the little donkey, and the little donkey immediately shook his head with vigor.

Song Futan: "You--"

Song Futan was hesitating, Lan He had already pulled out the fan, and started a fan toward the paper donkey, "No need to thank, go back!!!"

The little donkey "Angang" yelled twice, and then ran away with his hoof.

The speed is really fast, the wind is blowing under the hoof, but the figure is suddenly up and down, extremely bumpy. Song Futan lowered his head and looked, a hindfoot was obviously injured, this is a crippled donkey!

Song Futan: "?????

Lan He also saw the donkey's running posture, and even the buddy turned upside down, staring back at himself.

He froze for a moment before he recalled that when he folded the paper donkey, his hind legs seemed to be soaked.

The donkey had already ticked away and ran away. Although he was limping but fast, Lan He shouted in his throat: "Brother, all ride, ride and bear--"

...

"Fotan? Are you awake?"

Song Futan slowly woke up and saw her mother's concerned face. He sat up on the bed.

Mother Song worriedly said: "How do you feel? I just called your dad. He was still shooting the night on the set and hurried back tomorrow morning."

Song Futan shook his head, "No, I'm fine."

"...Oh, okay." Mother Song sighed, and the children were getting used to it, but she still had some doubts, "Why didn't you call the soul this time, you will be back?"

At the beginning of the rejuvenation, the memory was still a bit vague. Song Futan thought for a while before thinking of the shadowy face covered with only a pair of warm brown eyes... And because of the bumps all the way, this time the rejuvenation woke up like a special dizziness.

Song Futan's fingers moved, only to realize that there was something, and he spread his hands.

Mother Song said strangely: "What is this? Where did it come from?"

I saw Song Futan lying on the palm of his hand with a small donkey folded in yellow paper, his right hind leg slightly broken.