After Graduation, I Fooled My Classmates Into Being A Summer Mercenaries

Chapter 70

Chapter 68: What you eat, but Chinese medicine!

“Yes?!”

Xiaojin, who was standing next to Dachun, saw Dachun’s satisfied expression, and immediately got his mind.

Seeing that Xiaojin made a very sincere look deliberately, he said to Lu Xuan: “Lu Xuan, my mouth is also very good, and I usually like to eat hard things, can you find some hard things for me too?”

Everyone is not a fool. Hearing Xiaojin’s words, he immediately realized that he wanted to eat the same fruit as Dachun. After all, it would be disgusting to eat that big white bug.

“What a chicken thief!”

Chen Zhiyu and the others looked at Xiaojin, vomiting.

At this time, although Xiao Jin was calm on the surface, he was very proud in his heart.

“Thanks to Laozi’s quick response, otherwise he will eat bugs.” Xiao Jin thought in his heart, and was about to puff up.

The clever Lu Xuan naturally knew Xiaojin’s intentions, and saw him smile, and then said very calmly: “Okay, no problem!”

After speaking, Lu Xuan turned and walked towards the depths of the forest.

“Xiaojin, you are too cheap, don’t you eat the same fruit as Dachun?!”

After Lu Xuan left, Yuan Hua, who felt that he had lost, said to Xiao Jin with a full lemon flavor.

“Accepting, accepting” Xiao Jin was very proud to face Yuan Hua and the others, clasping his fists and arching his hands.

While they were talking, Lu Xuan walked back from a distance. Everyone looked around and found that Lu Xuan did not carry the original red fruit in his hand.

Instead, a mass of black material wrapped in large green leaves was used.

“What is this?”

Everyone looked at Lu Xuan in wonder, and walked in front of them.

“What is this?!”

Xiaojin looked at the thing in Lu Xuan’s hand and asked curiously.

“What you want is a good thing, eat it quickly!”

After speaking, Lu Xuan handed the black substance to Xiaojin.

Xiaojin hesitated for a while, then took it and put it under his nose to smell it, and found that there was no smell.

Then in the eyes of everyone’s expectation, Xiao Jin ate the black substance.

“How, how does it taste?”

Seeing Xiaojin constantly chewing, everyone hurriedly asked.

“Well, it tastes not bad!” Xiao Jin asked while chewing and smacking the taste, “Lu Xuan, what is this I am eating?”

Seeing Xiaojin eating with relish, Lu Xuan smiled and said, “This is rabbit shit.”

Rabbit…shit? !

Everyone:? ? ? ? ? ?

After hearing Lu Xuan’s answer, everyone was stunned.

Xiao Jin stared at Lu Xuan with his eyes straight, chewing mechanically in his mouth, and he didn’t seem to react.

One second, two seconds, three seconds…

It took 5 seconds for Xiaojin and the others to fully react.

“Rabbit shit???????????!!!” Yuan Hua and others yelled in surprise

Looking at Xiao Jin again, he squeezed his throat and began to vomit wildly.

“Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!”

Seeing Xiaojin vomiting wildly, as if he was about to vomit bile, Lu Xuan couldn’t help but smile: “You don’t want to eat something hard, the rabbit shit I found for you after it has dried, is especially suitable for you. This tooth stutters.”

At this moment, Dachun and the others also reacted, and laughed at the miserable look on Xiaojin’s face.

“Hahahahahahahahahaha!”

“Little Jin is saying that people who eat shit don’t forget to shit, you can’t eat bunny rabbits in the future, hahahahaha.”

“Hahaha, how is Xiaojin salty?”

Taking out the mineral water in the backpack, Xiao Jin desperately gargling his mouth, looked at Lu Xuan with a bitter look, and shouted: “Lu Xuan, you bastard actually tricked me!!”

“What do you tell me to plot against you?” Lu Xuan looked at Xiaojin and smiled: “Rabbit poop is also called Mingmusha, which is a kind of traditional Chinese medicine. It mainly treats: constipation, acne in the eyes and pansies, lunar eclipse and ear sores.”

“Your uncle, you still use this kind of words to fool me!!” Xiao Jin spit out a mouthful of mineral water and screamed wildly.

At this time, Chen Zhiyu held his mobile phone and said to Xiao Jin: “Don’t believe it, Xiao Jin is really Chinese medicine!”

Xiao Jin carefully looked at the results of Chen Zhiyu’s search and found that Lu Xuan was right. This is really a traditional Chinese medicine!

Suddenly, his aura weakened a lot, and said, “Even if it is Chinese medicine, can you tell me before taking it?”

Lu Xuan met Xiaojin’s bitter eyes and said, “Don’t talk nonsense, you have to eat cow dung when you run out of ammunition and food!”

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