After I Dressed As a Stray Cat

    After she said a few words to her mother and hung up the video, Zhao Meili remembered that she had consulted the black cat sheriff yesterday about the business of catching mice in the warehouse.

    But at that time, she was more of a playful attitude and asked casually. Now when she sees the black cat sheriff bringing a **** cat who is agile and vigorous at a glance, she suddenly has a feeling Subtle feeling.

    It's not that I'm embarrassed or that I don't want to continue to ask for this service, but I feel that in modern society, it's really not easy to be reincarnated and do anything!

    Look, the owner of the black cat sheriff is too serious, she only talked about catching mice through the camera on the cat's collar yesterday, it's still noon today, people Two cats were sent over.

    I felt a little flattered, she was a trivial matter, but the other party treated her so solemnly, not to mention, Zhao Meili really felt respected, and immediately entertained the two cats warmly Come.

    "This is the sheriff, your brother? He looks quite similar, haha, come on, do you want to eat ham?" Her grain and oil store doesn't have any meat that cats and dogs like to eat. Turning her head to look left and right, Zhao Meili saw a piece of ham sausage left over from her morning instant noodles on the table.

    Gu Suri and Scar Cat rejected the hostess's hospitality in a silent manner. One person and two cats stared at each other for a while, and finally Zhao Meili made the decision: "Haha, all modern species are We have to pay attention to efficiency, the efficiency of pig slaughtering has been pulled up, and we will start working immediately!"

    Scar Cat, who could neither understand nor understand, turned to look at the black and white cat beside him.

    Gu Sulu, who understood and understood: "..."

    Should I say thank you?

    Facts have proved that occasional language barriers can also achieve some good atmosphere.

    Zhao Meili walked into the store with two cats in a novel mood. The shops on this street are all deep-shaped. It doesn't look like much from the outside, but the space inside is very deep, so everyone Almost all of the space inside will be transformed into a warehouse for storing inventory.

    Only after she went to the warehouse, Zhao Meili remembered that she hadn't discussed the labor fee with Sheriff Black Cat.

    This made her a little embarrassed. Of course, she could wait for the two cats to finish their work and then give them something to eat to coax them away, but Zhao Meili considered herself to be a person with morals and bottom lines, so she wouldn't be so downhearted as to bully the two cats.

    Just as Zhao Meili was in a dilemma, the black and white cat who had been prepared immediately stepped forward and patted her pant leg, then took out a card from the small bag and handed it over her neck.

    Zhao Meili bent over to take a look, only to find that it was a "price list", and she was immediately happy: "Sheriff, your master is really interesting."

    The owner of the black cat sheriff has a very interesting soul.

    The price list clearly states that catching mice is based on the number of mice caught, five for one, eight for two, ten for three, and so on. There is a detailed explanation at the end, indicating that the price of the mouse includes the appearance fee of cats and cats, so it seems that the fee is more expensive when there is only one mouse.

    This is understandable, after all, it is not easy for cats to come all the way.

    Zhao Meili accepted it very readily, leaned to the side, and waved inward: "It's been hard work for you two, I'll accept the price, I'll check out the number of mice later."

    Gu Suri, who was always concerned about his heart, breathed a sigh of relief, and the beard that had been tightened on his face was loosened again, and he raised his tail and turned his head to the scarred cat and said: "The boss accepted it. , Brother Dao, you can go in and catch mice, how much money you can earn in a while depends on the number of mice caught."

    Scar Cat was paying attention to the reaction of the black and white cat throughout the whole process. Hearing this, his spirit was lifted, and the furry furrowed his paws in high spirits and entered the warehouse.

    I think it was a famous warehouse cat back then, and I am all too familiar with this kind of environment. It's just catching the mouse, it's just a daily game when it was young, it's a little tricky~

    In the process of catching the mouse, although Gu Suli did not go in to help catch the mouse, he was responsible for blocking the exit. No need for him to do anything, as long as you squat there and "meow" at the mice who are desperately trying to rush over, those mice will be frightened and give up their struggle and pretend to be dead.

    The first order of the mouse-catching business was completed beautifully. The **** cat who went out on the task performed the momentum of the special forces dispatched in a fast, accurate and ruthless style. The final result was also very good. A total of two Thirteen mice.

    Looking at the gray-skinned mice arranged in three neat rows, Zhao Meili applauded the two cats from the bottom of her heart: "It's amazing, it's amazing, I just know that there are mice in the warehouse, I didn't expect there to be so many!"

    I immediately went to the drawer to get the money to settle the bill for the two cats: "Thank you two very much! I will have to work harder for you two in the future."

    According to three ten dollars, twenty-three Zhao Meili gave eighty dollars.

    Gu Suli took the money, turned to look at the twenty-three mice on the reclining board, raised her paws and pushed back a ten-dollar bill.

    Zhao Meili raised her eyebrows and laughed: "Yo, this will give me two free discounts? Don't, according to our human algorithm, round up, and the one that is missing will be taken as my request for two. It's time to eat a ham."

    The black-and-white cat insisted on retreating, Zhao Meili smiled, and unexpectedly reached out to touch the heads of the two cats: "Okay, look, the extra three dollars and three cents is only three cents. What about the cost of my cat? Not enough? If it's not enough, I'll take another sip!"

    Said he picked up the black and white cat, put his face against the cat's snow-white chest and took a deep breath, and when he finished he gave a "ah" sound: "It sucks! "

    The cat's eyes widened and the whole cat was shocked to the point of petrifying Gu Suri: "..." Meow?

    Scar cat looked up, looked at the black and white cat that was put back after being sucked, and then looked at the excited human, thoughtful.

    Gu Suri, who just turned her head and saw the furry expression pack of Scar Cat, said again: "..." So what are you thinking about, meow! It always feels like something weird!

    One-claw delivery, one-handed payment.

    After finishing the first business, Zhao Meili was very enthusiastic to introduce other business to the two cats.

    "Wait a minute, I'll ask the flower girl next door, she also said last time that mice are getting smarter now, not to mention mouse traps, even sticky mice The unstoppable net of heaven and earth, those mice can be moved away!"

    Speaking, Zhao Meili threw her hands to the next store.

    The two cats were waiting for her at the entrance of the grain and oil store.

    There was no one else at the moment, Gu Suli held back for a while, but still couldn't help the curiosity in her heart, and asked cautiously: "Brother Dao, what were you thinking just now?"

    Scar Cat licked her mouth, but did not respond: "When?"

    Gu Suli looked at it suspiciously, if it weren't for the scarred cat with thick eyebrows and big eyes, he would not have been a serious cat, he would have suspected that this guy was knowingly teasing him.

    "That's, um, when the lady boss picked me up."

    Scar Cat really didn't have that much thought, and honestly said, "Oh, I just suddenly remembered a saying."

    Gu Suri: "What?"

    Scar cat meows solemnly: "Every time the stinky dogs quarrel with us, they laugh at us for seducing human furry with our bodies. I thought this statement was ridiculous before. Meow, just now I suddenly felt that it made sense."

    Gu Suri, who was caught off guard by his body to seduce/seduce humans: "???"

    Brother Dao, I really misread you meow!

     After a few chats, Zhao Meili walked over happily with a woman in a floral dress. I don't know if it was influenced by what Scar Cat said just now. Seeing the two women staring at them with gleaming eyes, Gu Suli couldn't help shaking, and a chill went straight to the tip of his tail.

    I thought this afternoon was a difficult start for the mouse trapping business, but I didn't expect it to be a good start in the end.

    Because of Zhao Meimei's endorsement, the bosses in the two nearby streets knew that the two cats are very capable, so the bosses who have been suffering from rats for a long time have sent out to invite the two cats to their homes Catch mice.

    Because it was too busy to rely on the Scar cat alone, Gu Suli went out to find a stray cat to talk to, and called Huadian and their four big brothers over.

    After such a busy afternoon, only a few cats have completed the business. The bosses also gave a five-star praise and said that they would recommend the cat and mouse team to relatives and friends in need.

    Gu Suri, who did not name the cats: "..."

    Human, your name is self-talking monster!

    In short, this is a good start. I believe that in the coming days, there will be more and more cats who can win jobs and get rid of poverty.

    Looking at the bulging money in the multicolored woven bag, the always calm Scarcat couldn't help but get excited, and turned around in a circle with its tail upright, and then asked Gu Suri with a high voice: " Ali, how many bags of cat food can you buy with this money?"

    Three cats with flowers, pitted gray cats with big gray, raccoon cats with large flowers, gray and black-and-white tabby cats with large skins, all four cats turned their heads and stared at Gu Suli.

    After a tired afternoon, Gu Suri lay down on the grass, basking in the sunset with the remaining temperature, and said with a smile: "A total of five hundred and thirty-six dollars, according to the cheap The cat food is fifty yuan per three-jin pack, and the money can buy ten bags."

    Five cats who have never eaten big bags of cat food actually have no specific concept of this quantity, but ten bags are a lot.

    The five cats all widened their eyes and let out an exclamation that they had never seen before.

    "Meow, ten bags! Is that enough for our stomachs to burst, meow?"

    "I think eating five full meals a day is definitely enough for two days!"

    "Meow meow, no, no, no, save a little, we don't have to worry about food for three or four days~"

    "What are you doing to save a little, meow, anyway, we can earn money every day, so we should open our stomachs to eat."

    Spend a little bit, they have already fought over the distribution of cat food, Scar Cat did not stop them from playing, but paced beside Gu Suli, also lying on the ground with claws and claws down, squinting and enjoying the soothing breeze under the setting sun. After a long time, it meowed: "Thank you, Ali."

    Gu Suli glanced back at it and couldn't help making a meaningless grunt.

    Suddenly, the years are quiet.

    The money was finally deposited with Gu Suli under the clapper of Knife Scar Cat, and Gu Suli was solemnly appointed as the first and only military cat on their site. Take financial power.

    Wait a minute and wait for the cat to send out envy and longing cat eyes.

    Gu Suli suggested that today is the first shot of their mouse-catching brigade, and it should be celebrated. But eating cat food is a bit boring, just go catch fish and eat it, meow!

    Scar cat&flower&big flower&big gray&big skin: "meow~"

    Paws up!

    An appointment was made to have a dinner at the Wishing Pond in Zijin Park, but Gu Suli did not go with the Scar Cats and the others, but turned in a different direction, Le Diandian went to find A Xue.

      Gu Suri thought a lot on the way in the past, thinking about his short life as a human in his previous life, and also thinking about the short days as a cat after crossing over. Subtle affection melts into the bright yellow rose that it carefully selects and buys.

    He naturally wanted to send A Xue the red roses that represented the fervor, but he also hoped that the flowers he sent would be bright enough in A Xue's eyes.

    The mottled sunlight slanted westward with the red sun, pierced through the flowers and leaves from another angle and sprinkled on the tip of the nose, making A Xue gradually wake up from the mist.

      I turned my ears and listened, there were birds chirping, insects chirping, footsteps and voices of people coming and going, and people cooking in the distance, but there was no movement that she had been looking forward to for a day.

    A Xue felt a little stuffy in her heart, her nose was agitated, her beard was upturned, and finally she half-drooped her eyes lazily, opened her mouth and yawned. It's been a day's sleep on and off, but I still feel like I can't lift myself up, I have no energy, and I have no interest in anything.

    Why didn't Ali come to her meow.

    Although Ali said he had something to do today when he left yesterday, Axue has been looking forward to it since the morning, hoping that the black and white cat suddenly appeared outside the courtyard wall, looking up at her He laughed and shouted, "Axue, come down and play."

    It's a pity that I didn't wait for a long time.

    After yawning, A Xue looked up at the sky, licked her paws and washed her face, wondering why the day is so long today.

    Wait until tomorrow, Ali will definitely come to her to play meow.

     Lying on the top of the wall and blowing the wind for a while, heard the master's call, Axue finally got up, arched her back high, stretched out her claws, pouted her **** and stretched her tail Stretching a big lazy waist, all the bones of the body are stretched, and then the fur is shaking and ready to jump.

    Suddenly, Ashton stopped preparing to jump and turned his head to look down the courtyard wall.

    I saw green weeds growing in the gaps and the bluestone slab full of years of polishing, under the warm and soft orange light, a black and white cat wearing white gloves and white boots is The models came, holding a brightly colored flower in their mouth, and a pair of black eyes were looking up at her with a smile.

      Pointed triangular ears.

    Even if there is such a small accident, it will not damage his brilliance at all, even in A Xue's view, this small accident makes him look even more dazzling.

    In the vision that has always been poor, at this moment, A Xue seemed to see the colorful things Ali once told her, and the whole world became vivid and interesting.

    Gu Suli carefully placed the flower among the green grass on the ground, looked up at A Xue standing on the courtyard wall, and said with a smile: "A Xue, come down and play."

    I didn't expect the picture I imagined to actually appear, even the shouting was the same.

    A Xue couldn't help laughing, her heart that had been suffocated for a day was revived, and her tired muscles and bones also emerged with endless energy. All the surging shocks made her impatient at this moment, and she didn't want to waste the time to run out of the courtyard wall, so she jumped down impulsively, pulling the gecko vines outside the courtyard wall, crashing and slipping. jumped down.

    Gu Suri never thought that she would suddenly "jump over the wall", even if the cat had special landing skills, he was still frightened, the hair exploded all over his body, and rushed over with an exclamation Pick her up.

    One of the two cats did not expect that the other would be so happy that they jumped down, and the other did not expect that the other would rush over to pick him up without fear of being smashed, so in the end the two cats collided and rolled into a ball.

    Fortunately, although A Xue was disturbed by Gu Suli's sudden action, she had exhausted her strength by pulling the vines on the wall in midair. Only the furry bumped into each other and rolled on the ground a few times without much injury.

    It's just...

    The black and white cat with four claws raised her neck with Axue, who was hugged tightly in her arms, blinked her eyes, and stared at the man lying under her like a flesh pad with her big green and clear eyes The black-and-white cat suddenly pursed its ears hard, and looked around, as if there were no ears, and only a round, furry head remained.

    Gu Suli rolled and felt dizzy, her paws subconsciously hugged Axue's soft snow-white body, and when she stopped, he shook his head and opened his eyes to see her for the first time. No injuries.

    However, as soon as the eyes focus, there is a constantly magnifying white.

    As soon as the fur on his face tightened and loosened, A Xue licked his furry face hard.

    The breath that sprayed between the nostrils swept warmly from the tip of his nose to the eyelids, like a naughty butterfly swept across his face.

    Gu Suli was ignorant, the black pupils in his eyes continued to dilate, and then quickly contracted, and in the end there was only helplessness.

    —Axue really likes to lick cats.

    The snow-white cat tilted its head above him, turned its ears, and focused on the sound below. Gu Suli only remembered hearing A Xue's soft meow: "Ali, it's so strange, meow, I really want to lick you."

    After speaking, the innocent Miss Bai Fumei raised her snow-white beard, as if smiling: "I'll lick it meow~"

    This is straightforward and easy for cats to think about it, which is really unbearable for cats.

    All of Gu Suli's beards were tightly attached to her cheeks, and her furry cheeks were a little smaller. She didn't know what to say for a while.

    It's not right, shouldn't you lick the cat? Or quietly and secretly enjoy her intimacy?

    After an unknown time, a petal fluttered and slowly landed on the tip of the black and white cat's nose.

    The nose twitched and then twitched.

    Ah!

    Gu Suri tilted her head and sneezed, and finally came back to her senses, claws hurriedly let go of Axue, jumped up and surrounded the white cat with her head on Axue again Gong checked again and again: "Did you fall and hurt? Why are you so reckless, the courtyard wall is so high, what if you jumped straight down and got hurt!"

    A Xue also followed the circle and rubbed back and arched back: "I didn't jump down directly, meow~ I stepped on a gecko and came down, meow~"

    The sound is soft like melting sugar water.

    Gu Suri had no choice, her ears became two small planes, trying hard to keep educating her, but in the coquettish intimacy of A Xue, he finally failed to hold on , just said without pain: "This is not allowed in the future."

    A Xue naturally agreed with her face high, and I don't know if she really remembered it.

    "Ali Meow, I'm so happy, Meow Meow~" A Xue's excited mood not only did not cool down, but spread from her heart to her claws and burned to the tip of her tail, which made her unable to bear it. Zhu jumped up, "I'm so glad that Ali can come to me, meow~"

    Gu Suri couldn't help laughing and rolled her eyes, her beard was so high, she turned her head and took the yellow rose on the ground, put it in front of A Xue, and pushed it with her paws: " I'm here to pick you up for a dinner party, this flower is the most beautiful one I picked out of all the yellow roses in the flower shop, and I'll give it to you, A Xue."

      There is a strange smell, and Axue still thinks that this is the most beautiful flower she has ever seen in her life!

    "Thank you Ali Meow~"

    Gu Suli has gained kissing and sticking and licking Mao Mao again, which makes Gu Suli worry about whether the hair cream that Axue has eaten recently is not enough.

    After all, when the weather gets hot, they start to lose their hair. It’s okay for Axue to lick his own hair. Now he is so keen on licking his hair, the hair in his body is very may exceed the standard.

    Notebook: Remember to buy nutritious hair cream for A Xue tomorrow!

    A Xue jumped into the house with flowers in her mouth in a good mood, and found a toy vase in a low voice from Uncle Xu, both filled with water and arranged flowers, and refused anyone the whole process/ The cat helped and insisted on setting up the yellow rose by herself.

    Afterwards, in the mocking eyes of Uncle Xu looking at his son-in-law, Gu Suri tucked his tail and pursed his ears, pretending to be serious and taking A Xue away.

    —Help! It seems that he is taking his well-behaved daughter out to fool around in front of his father-in-law, meow!

    The author has this to say:

    Two in one, thank you for your liking, the red envelope has been sent, and the deduction is the money in Gu Maomao's wallet, Gu Miaomiao will also work harder to start a business and earn money. Snow Meow~

    PS: If you think this article is okay, can you ask for a favorite? There are also many concluding articles in the column, and there are too many romances between the male lead and the female lead~