After I retired from the navy, I became a wife lover

"Mr. Martin, what's the matter with you?"

Seeing Martin's eyes straightened, Xue Ji asked him with a smile.

She is so confident in her charm that she can't help but lift her green hair.

"Uh, I'm so sorry, you are so beautiful that you lost your mind for a while."

But within a few seconds, Martin came back to his senses and answered without shame or impatience.

"Mr. Martin was joking. I'm afraid Xue Ji's appearance won't catch your eye."

Seeing that the other party regained clarity in an instant, Xue Ji's eyebrows moved slightly, as if she was a little surprised.

You must know that as long as a man sees her beautiful figure for the first time, he will be dazed or dazed for a while, and some of them are even hard to extricate himself from it. Few people can recover in an instant.

And this Mr. Martin was able to restore clear eyes in the blink of an eye, which shows that his concentration is extraordinary, and he should not be the kind of man who is easily seduced by beauty.

"Are you very talented? Then sing a little song and dance."

Martin said.

Xue Ji nodded slightly: "Dancing is not my forte, but singing is fine. What is Mr. Martin thinking?"

Martin said loudly: "Then sing the first eighteen touches."

"What? Eighteen touches?"

Hearing this, the smiling Xue Ji's expression suddenly froze.

"Not bad, just sing the first eighteen touches, very exciting, hehehe."

Martin said with a smirk, feeling like a rich family is molesting a little girl.

Xue Ji was at a loss, didn't know what to say, and her eyes began to moisten.

This guest's request is really overwhelming.

Boom boom boom! Boom boom boom!

"Mr. Martin, Miss Xueji, I'm here to deliver lunch and drinks, isn't it convenient?"

Just then, a man's hoarse voice sounded from downstairs.

"It's okay, come on up."

Taking out an inlaid handkerchief and wiping her red eyes, Xue Ji turned around and ordered.

Martin didn't stop the other party from ordering food and drink, but just looked at Xue Ji in front of him with a pair of playful eyes, not knowing what he was thinking.

Soon, the lame old servant in a servant uniform walked up to the second floor with a big lunch box in his hand, and limped to the two of them.

"Xue Ji, this is the meal you asked the kitchen to cook before."

The servant spoke slowly, took out the wine and dishes from the lunch box, and brought them to the table where Martin was.

"Mr. Martin, this is a snack meal specially prepared by Xue Ji for the guests. I hope you don't dislike it. If there is anything wrong, then you must use Xue Ji to drink fine wine, and then Xue Ji will punish herself with three cups."

At this time, Xue Ji seemed to have made up her mind. When she walked in front of Mr. Martin, she was about to reach out and pick up the jug that had just been brought up, and poured a glass, then leaned her neck and drank it.

"Hahaha, since Xue Ji drinks alcohol, I can't make an exception."

Seeing Xue Ji going to get the jug, Martin picked up the jug first, poured himself a glass from an empty glass, smelled it with his nose, and praised: "Good wine!"

Just when he said "good wine", the jug in his hand suddenly fell to the ground with a bang for some unknown reason.

The ceramic flagon was directly broken into pieces, but at the moment the flagon fell to the ground, Martin seemed to see that the structure of the flagon was a bit unusual. It seemed to be divided into two layers, and the liquid flowing out of one layer was special. Strange, white smoke came out after touching the ground, and the smell became rancid and unpleasant.

"This wine is poisonous!"

Martin's expression turned cold, and he looked at the two people beside him.

"kill!"

At this moment, Xue Ji shouted suddenly, touched her waist, pulled out a dagger emitting a cold light, and stabbed directly at Martin's throat.

"Go to hell!"

And almost at the same time, the old servant standing behind also made a move. He was the closest to Martin, and he was the fastest to strike. One of his paws was bright red, and he hit Martin's back directly at an extremely fast speed.

"boring."

Martin smiled contemptuously.

"Hmph, I know you two have ghosts."

Martin's reaction was also extremely fast. It seemed that he had known for a long time that the two of them would sneak up on him, so when the opponent made a move, his iron fists were thrown out almost at the same time.

With his left hand backwards, the iron fist also collided with ordinary claws, instantly resolving the fierce and deadly attack of the servant.

The gleaming dagger followed, and Martin stretched out two daggers, clamping the tip of the dagger. Seeing that the situation was urgent, and the opponent wanted to attack him again, he immediately threw out both fists, one punch at the front and one at the back, respectively. He slammed the waists of the two people and knocked them back with extremely strong and fierce punches.

"Good job."

Martin, who forced the two back, did not rush after them, but squinted his eyes to look at them.

At this moment, a hard mark appeared on the index finger of his left hand. This was because Xue Ji's dagger was too sharp. He only held the tip of the dagger for about half a second before the other party broke free.

At the same time, he also noticed that Xue Ji stepped back about three steps, while the old servant only took more than two steps back. Obviously, the old servant behind was stronger.

At this moment, Xue Ji and the servant were also extremely shocked. The other party not only avoided the joint assassination of the two of them, but also knocked them back with their fists. He didn't move, but sat on the spot as stable as Mount Tai, which showed his strength, which was beyond their expectations.

"You are indeed Mr. Martin. I heard that you defeated the two Shichibukai. It seems true. It is really difficult for the two of us to kill you, but it is very strange. Why do you see through me?"

For her own miss, Xue Ji was very puzzled, so she couldn't help asking.

At this moment, Xue Ji doesn't have the soft and watery feeling just now. Her beautiful face is extremely cold, like a piece of carved ice, and there is a deep chill in her eyes.

"Mr. Martin, I also feel very strange, why did you discover us in advance?"

The servant next to him also asked with a puzzled expression. He could see that this Mr. Martin had made preparations in advance, so that he was able to escape the joint assassination of the two of them, which surprised him.

"Hehe, that's because the acting skills of the two of you are really bad, it's outrageous."

Martin sat there shaking his head and said, as if a master was evaluating his apprentice's craftsmanship, full of dissatisfaction.

"Acting skills? Is there a problem with our acting skills?"

The servant and Xue Ji looked at each other, as if they were very puzzled.

"What? Don't both of you understand what's wrong now? You're really two amateurs. I'll give you a few pointers today."

Seeing that the two were confused, Martin shook his head slightly: "First of all, servant, you have a problem with your footsteps. You are obviously not lame, but you still want to pretend to be lame in order to cover up your physical skills so that I can relax to you. Be vigilant, for this reason you deliberately increased your breathing and pretended to be walking with great difficulty. Unfortunately, the way you twist your buttocks is too unnatural. You obviously have a problem with your left leg, but you insist on twisting your right buttock. Your acting skills are really bad. Even kids at the age of 10 can play better than you."

"You actually said that the way I twisted my butt was wrong."

The servant said angrily, it seems that he spent a lot of thought on pretending to be lame, but the other party saw through it at a glance, and was scolded for his poor acting skills, which really made him feel so embarrassed and speechless.

"I said earlier that your gait is unnatural, so it's because you twisted your butt."

When Xue Ji heard this, she couldn't help saying.

"You have no right to criticize others. The biggest flaw is actually in you. You look good, but you are too lacking in service awareness."

"To be honest, your acting skills are a bit worse than this servant. You are simply an amateur among amateurs. It can be described as horrible. With this kind of bad acting skills, even if you throw yourself in the arms of the director Sleeping, it is impossible to become a heroine."

Looking at the dumbfounded Xue Ji, Martin curled his lips with disdain.

At this moment, both the servant and Xue Ji's expressions were ugly, and the other party had already said that they were worthless, as if they were useless people.

"You two pigheads, you don't even have the most basic acting skills. What are you acting for? You want to pour me with poisoned wine. It's an idiotic dream. It makes me sick. Do you understand what Oscar spirit is? If you don't, just look at it." I know you two don't like reading."

Martin spat at them both.

And the faces of the two people he admonished turned pale, as if they couldn't even lift their heads.

"Hahaha, Mr. Martin is indeed well-deserved of his reputation. Unexpectedly, with the sound of breathing and the so-called acting skills, the assassination carefully prepared by the two of us was easily broken by you, but no matter how tall you are, you will not escape death. The real ability of the two of us You haven't seen it yet, and you will definitely die next, and you can't escape."

The old servant said in a hoarse voice.

"Well, it's really hard to escape the person you want to kill. It seems that no one can escape your pursuit, but I never thought of running away. You can come here."

Martin said indifferently: "The clown's dog, Monet and Lao G."

"How do you know we're clown people?"

Lao G and Xue Ji looked at each other again, eyes full of horror.

You know, except for Don Quixote's own people, no one else knows their true identities, and they haven't revealed their identities until now. How did the other party know that they are members of the Don Quixote family?

"The two of you are just trying to test me. Before I really do it, you should quickly admit your mistake."

Martin said lightly.

"snowstorm!"

Monet took a deep breath, gathered a large amount of cold air in his body, and then exhaled a low-temperature cold wind made of snow.

As long as she spits out these cold winds, she can surround the enemy with this snow tornado, and use the low temperature of the ice and snow to immobilize the opponent. And when the opponent's sight was blocked by the snowstorm, he attacked the opponent and let the opponent die in the snow tornado.

However, just as she exhaled the freezing air, a fist hit her lower abdomen fiercely, causing the freezing air to dissipate in an instant, and the whole person hit the wall horizontally.

Just as Lao G made a move, he was also attacked at the same time. His chest was hit by an extremely violent fist attack, and he was hammered to the wall with one blow.

The two lost all their fighting power in the blink of an eye.

When the other party was embarrassed, Martin suddenly looked behind Xue Ji: "Hey, clown, what's the point of hiding behind a woman?"

"Don't you have the guts to come out and see me?"

Xue Ji's expression stiffened immediately.

Lao G was also a little surprised.

clap clap...

With the sound of applause, a man dressed strangely came out from the hidden compartment of the small building.

The other party has blond hair, wearing sunglasses, a pink feather coat and cropped pants, and is used to wearing pointed shoes, and grinning, making a unique "咈咈咈咈咈" laugh.

That's right, this is Don Quixote Doflamingo, who has a bounty of 340 million Berry, code-named "Joker", a person with string-line fruit ability, nicknamed Amayasha, and one of the King's Shichibukai .

This guy laughs so wildly, does he want to be beaten?