After the Tyrant Dressed As a Woman Disguised As a Man

"Guo Shi, Yan Lang?" Qiao Qing raised his hand and waved in front of Yan Yu, who was obviously ecstatic. "Are you really okay? If you feel unwell, go back and rest first."

She is not Zhou Papi, she has to force such outstanding elite employees to work day and night.

To be a good boss and master who understands humanistic care and warmth.

Yanyu and her looked at each other for a while, and suddenly put the squashed phonograph into Qiao Qing's hand, then turned around and returned to the National Teacher's Palace.

In the blink of an eye, people disappeared.

Qiao Qing looked at what was in her hands alone, confused: What did she want to warn her of with a flat gramophone?

This phonograph still carries a bit of the temperature in Yanyu's hand. Although the phonograph's horn is flat, the other parts are not melted.

Qiao Qing put the metal record on it, and then shook the handle with his hand. The record slowly rotated, the pointer clicked, and a somewhat distorted piano sound came out from the deflated speaker.

Although the out of tune was a bit outrageous, Song Qing still vaguely heard the tune. This should be the tune that Yanyu played at the beginning.

Unexpectedly, the national teacher was so real, and he was stunned by this song.

She thought about it for a long time, but still didn't think of the reason for Yanyu's abnormality.

Qiao Qing is actually not the kind of person who is particularly insensitive to feelings. What's more important is that people like Yanyu can't make her think more.

People are easily deceived by the first impression. In Qiao Qing's eyes, Yanyu is a fairy who can't eat fireworks. When a fairy eats flowers and drinks dew, he is not mortal at all.

What Yan Yu is most interested in is machinery, gears, astronomy, geography, and the sun, moon, and astrology.

Who would have thought that this kind of life would be so charming, and Qiao Qing is now a woman, not a man, and she is surrounded by women now.

Yanyu really didn't look like a broken sleeve, it was hard for her to think over there.

After all, Yanyu’s abnormality was not half a while later. Qiao Qing only regarded him as something wrong, and handed what was in his hand to the palace man behind him: "Take it."

The palace man who caught this thing was quite flattered. After thinking about Yanyu's expression before he quickly left, Qiao Qing added: "This is not what I rewarded you, take it, and I will release Tianlu Pavilion later. Duobaoge goes up."

Anyway, the phonograph is empty and empty. Although this phonograph is a broken variety, it is the first sample at any rate. It is of commemorative significance. It is placed in the Tianlu Pavilion where the courtiers are often called. Naturally it can be seen by the courtiers. Homeopathic promotion, buyers don't worry about finding it.

The phonograph is troublesome to make, and when Yanyu can do a better job and teach the principles, she will send someone to do it.

Of course, the number should not be too much. The shape of the phonograph in each issue is different, and the concept of limited edition and out-of-print can be added.

When this thing was invented in its original country, it was also a luxury that nobles could afford.

A certain rich businessman is said to be rich in the enemy's country, and he just pulls out a leg hair, which is thicker than the total hair of the poor.

It takes several days for craftsmen to make one thing, but at most they only need dozens of silvers as wages.

But Qiao Qing positioned it as a luxury product and could use the channels in his hands to speculate it at sky-high prices, several thousand taels of silver, or a little bolder, 10,000 taels of gold, depending on the quantity.

In the later luxury car brands, once the limited edition is added, there are only a few cars in the world, and they will be sold at a price ten or even dozens of times more expensive than their brothers on the same batch of production lines.

If there are only two in the whole country, one is lying in her palace, there will definitely be people who will pay enough money for this honor that is the same as the emperor.

Qiao Qing looked at this without aesthetic feeling at all, even because the flat phonograph looked more and more pleasing to the eye, as if it were made of gold, exuding an incomparably beautiful golden light.

She was in a good mood and even took the initiative to work overtime to write a plan for luxury goods.

She had experienced this when she was solid, and she had experience. Of course, her experience should not be copied, and she still has to make certain changes in accordance with the changes of the times and the humanities and customs.

But whether it's in future generations or in the present, the wealthy people have mostly the same things in common.

When Qiao Qing was working overtime, Yanyu was in a daze at the National Teacher's Mansion, her eyes blank, and she was at a loss.

He wanted to calm his mind and write poems with a pen, a gentle lady, a gentleman...

As a result, it was written and written, and it became unknowingly, there are gangsters, just like each other.

And he even wrote Qiao Qing's name.

Yan Yu discarded the pen and simply took apart the Jiulianhuan. Then he thought of the jokes about the Jiulianhuan that the emperor had told him. He shook his hand, and the good jade-quality Jiulianhuan was broken by him forcibly.

This is carved from red jade. In this era, red jade mostly refers to chicken blood red jade. Because of its scarce production and red color, it was mostly used by the royal family. It was used to make seals for the emperor, or even jade seals, and the price was very expensive.

The nine chains in Yanyu's hands were carved out of a whole piece of jade. It is not an exaggeration to say that they are invaluable. They were just broken and broken in his hands!

If Qiao Qing saw this scene, she would definitely be heartbroken, and angrily scolded Yanyu for being a super prodigal.

But the prodigal son himself didn't notice. Although there are many people in this national teacher's mansion, they are all serving as the master of feasting jade. They are either loyal servants who have followed him for generations, or they are puppets who have moved out of Tianyi Pavilion.

There are some funny graphic masks on their faces. If someone takes them off, they can find the wooden features under the puppet's face.

These puppets can only do some simple mechanical work, except for their personal shape, they are not essentially different from wooden tools such as waterwheels, and it is even more impossible to untie Yanyu and talk to him.

Yanyu thought for a long time, but had to admit that he was upset. He had never felt this way before. To be honest, it wasn't great, but he couldn't help but control how his heart beats.

It is said that there are three thousand troubles, and emotional matters are really very annoying.

He only hated that he had practiced Taoism instead of Buddhism.

Buddhism has a pure heart and few desires, but Taoism pays attention to doing things according to one's heart.

Yanyu put down the Jiulianhuan and picked up another Rubik's Cube.

Rubik's cube is a gadget that is very easy to make for ordinary craftsmen, but the one in Yanyu's hands has evolved, no longer 3x3x6 sides, but 6x6x12 sides.

The Rubik's Cube, which was solved in minutes in Yanyu's hands, was broken after a short period of time.

The two younger disciples of Tianyi Pavilion just finished their work, and when they came back, they saw a piece of good stuff beside their pavilion master.

Crazy crazy, Yan Yu has never been the kind of person who vents casually, what big thing has happened in the end, it has caused him to be so upset.

Yu Shan and A Bao looked at each other, looking at each other.

The two of them didn’t stay in the capital for long. Ever since they helped to do a good job in the National Teacher’s Office, they have been dealing with other affairs outside, including continuously sending all kinds of strange materials to the National Teacher’s Office. .

Finally, I came back after finishing what I was doing, and after doing the math, I haven't seen my pavilion master for a month or two.

Yu Shan didn't dare to step forward, fearing that he would also be broken like that hapless Jiu Lianhuan.

He asked the child who was staying in the mansion again. The child shook his head and said, "I don't know. The Master of the National Normal University has just sent something out of the mansion, and it changed like this when he came back."

It's just a gift, it shouldn't be a big deal.

Yu Shan swallowed. As a disciple of the pavilion, he should have the responsibility to help the pavilion master.

Yumian Langjun took a step forward: "My lord."

When Yanyu saw Yushan, his eyes brightened by two points. He had no experience, but Yushan had experience.

As a very handsome man, Yu Shan is very popular with the girls. He is not a man who lived thousands of miles away.

In addition, in order to inquire about the news, it can be regarded as a romantic, of course, he does not provoke the kind of decent girl who is too serious, but often goes to the pink pile.

Although the emperor is not a woman, there is always something in common in feelings.

Yanyu asked Yushan: "I remember you often go to that Fengyue place, but there is such a thing."

A drop of cold sweat fell from the boss on Yushan's head: "It's all from the past."

Since the emperor began to ban officials from police, he has rarely set foot on such occasions.

Although there are policies and countermeasures, it is impossible to completely cut off the actor Chuguan, but the business is indeed much lighter than before.

Moreover, because of the large number of people who came, and the three teachings and nine classes, he was willing to take root and was able to hear a lot of useful news.

If the pavilion owner is not happy, he can only endure it.

Yanyu asked again: "Then you should have tried a man."

Because of the upside and downside effects, most nobles now take the raising of prostitutes as a romantic and elegant thing. Therefore, in addition to women, there are many men in the brothels of universities, and some men are even more popular than women.

Cough! Yu Shan was choked with his saliva, and A Bao rushed to speak: "No, Yu Shan likes big breasts! Those men don't have breasts."

The breastless emperor sneezed several sneezes in succession, and was swished invisibly to insert a few cold arrows.

If she heard A Bao's speech, she would definitely sneer and roll two big eyes. What's wrong with chestlessness? Chili milk is popular nowadays, which is the so-called flat chest. Preferences like Yushan are non-mainstream.

Yu Shan glared at him: "Cover my ears and mouth, what nonsense the kid is talking about!"

A Bao was very unconvinced: "Who are you kidding me, I'm not young anymore."

He followed Yu Shan to the north and south, and some children his age had wives.

The two people's quarrel quickly turned into nothingness in Yanyu's cold eyes.

Yu Shan said: "The disciples like women, but I have indeed seen many people who have the goodness of Longyang. Women have the beauty of women, and men have the beauty of men. As long as they are beautiful things, they are the same for men and women."

He guessed that the owner of his pavilion might have moved the mortal heart, and the object of the mortal heart was still a man.

What does it matter? In short, the pavilion master is all right.

"The pavilion master wants his subordinates to find some books about Long Yang."

He can collect the jade for the banquet immediately, as well as the eighteenth and nineteenth forms, as well as the Huanxi Buddha.

Yanyu said: "I value you very much. If you fall, I will feel relieved and unbearable."

Yu Shan: What should I do if I am a little excited because I am suddenly valued by the pavilion owner?

Then I only heard my patron say: "You repeat this to me."

Yushan:...

Although very sad, Yu Shan expressed his loyalty affectionately.

Yanyu looked at the handsome face of Yu Shan that was close at hand, and then stretched out his hand to hit him: he didn't feel that rapid heartbeat at all, and he even felt a little vomiting.

There must be something wrong!