After the Tyrant Dressed As a Woman Disguised As a Man

After the harvest festival, hunting in autumn is the time when the prey grows fat and strong. When preparing for the winter, hunting is officially put on the itinerary.

The days of hunting are not fixed. Generally, a certain time is designated, and then see if the weather is fine and suitable for travel on these days.

This kind of thing is naturally taken care of by the Taichang Institute. In the past, Xia Qiming set the date, and later reported directly to the emperor, but now a national teacher has been added.

After Xia Qiming calculated the days, he submitted it to the national teacher, and then sent the paper with a few dates to the emperor, and the emperor would set the auspicious day.

When Xia Qiming went to deliver the things, Yan Yu was divination.

Yanyu struggled with the mansion for a long time, and even took out the fortune-telling that he hadn't used the tortoise shell for a long time, of course it was still not allowed. What he saw was still white and foggy.

The fortune-teller can't count his fate, because even if it's forgotten, it's not accurate.

Why did he fail to see Qiao Qing's line of fate in the first place?

By now, Yan Yu finally understood this, the emperor Qiao Qing actually responded to his love, he is his own man of destiny.

It's because the other party is entangled with his own destiny. That's why he couldn't see Qiao Qing's life.

Taoists say that yin and yang reconcile, and it is against nature for two men to be together.

But Qiao Qing is a man, there is no doubt about this. He looked at himself and was quite sure that he was definitely not a woman.

Even though Yanyu is single so far, he can still distinguish the difference between men and women by practicing medical treatment.

Why would I like a man, the power of destiny is so powerful?

But he didn't think he liked men at the beginning. When Yanyu was young and didn't take the medicine, as an ordinary young man, he had also been a teenager and had dreams about goddess and the like. .

Although the face of the goddess in the dream was vague and could not see her face clearly, she was also a woman.

At least in terms of characteristics, she is definitely a woman.

Look at the emperor, below the neck, a horse Pingchuan, from the hair to the boots, apart from the long look, I don't see anything in common with the gentle and passionate goddess.

Why does he like the emperor, Yanyu feels that his feelings are really inexplicable.

After analysis, he finally found the reason.

It must be because he paid too much attention to Qiao Qing. It was not love at first sight, but love for a long time.

Like this kind of thing, it is from the beginning of curiosity to have an inquiring heart for a person. The more you pay attention to, the naturally good impression.

After careful calculation, the emperor clearly has a lot of shortcomings, he is greedy for money, and stingy. I heard that smashing inkstones is for inferior quality, bad temper and weak health...

Although the emperor's status is noble, he has seen so many emperors, and he has seen their appearance when they are down, and he doesn't think the emperor is noble.

Besides, the wealth owned by the emperor is not as much as his.

The only thing that can be figured out is Qiao Qing's face.

Maybe it's more than that. Whether the emperor's mouth was born, when he really wants to please people, he doesn't dislike it at all when he starts to listen.

Look at Zhang Zong, and then at Wei Han, one by one, they are bluffed and desperate.

There is also the point of self-cleaning and self-care. The emperor is not good at being female, and his self-control is also very strong, because he cherishes his own life and says that if you don't want a woman, you don't want a woman.

Many men just can't control their third leg.

If it is for women, it is not necessarily true. After all, they are too irrational and despise women too much.

Qiao Qing never underestimated potential opponents, confident and decisive, yet cautious.

Not only that, but his character is also very tough. It is important to know that many people who are lingering and sick have gloomy temperaments. Although Qiao Qing's mood often fluctuates, he has a violent temper. It is like a firecracker, but most of them explode. At that time he still laughed a lot.

Of course, when the emperor smiles, it means that someone is going to suffer, but from this it can be concluded that the emperor is still a very optimistic person.

And he will come up with all kinds of weird things, although the purpose is only to make money.

In any case, the advantages of counting the emperor are far more than the disadvantages.

And compared to the other emperors, Qiao Qing is a very good emperor.

If you think about it this way, it is normal for him to like him. If there are more people who like the emperor, there is no shortage of him.

After all, if he did not enter Chang'an, did not take the initiative to seek the emperor, and did not propose to move into Miyagi to become a master of the emperor because the fate of the other party was not clear, he would not pay much attention to the emperor, and it is even more unlikely that he would like it. God, so he... he actually pitted himself!

After putting away the Wannian Turtle's shell, copper coins and other fortune-telling tools, Yan Yu couldn't help but feel a little bit depressed.

I didn't know it before, but now that I understood what I wanted, Yanyu was very uncomfortable.

Even if there are no three thousand people in the palace of the emperor, she will definitely take care of her concubine, and not one or two.

Nowadays, there are many prostitutes or prostitutes among the children of aristocratic families. These behaviors are regarded as romantic and elegant, but if a family descendant says that he wants to marry a brothel woman as his full wife, he will definitely be reprimanded by the family, and those who are serious will even be reprimanded by the family. The family gave up.

If you don't marry a wife and have children, and only spend time with prostitutes, you will be denounced as Longyang with Broken Sleeves, and ordinary people will only think that his brain is sick.

The most famous emperor of the broken sleeves in the past dynasties also had concubines, like the unscrupulous king of Han, there were both beloved men and beloved imperial concubines.

Not to mention that although Qiao Qing currently has a small number of women in the palace, there are already two women. Now they are restricted by their bodies, but the one-year period of filial piety has passed. Presumably, the draft will be opened soon to recruit concubines.

He can now understand why he was so disgusted with the Korean princess who kept jumping.

He couldn't even stand the women of the emperor, let alone latecomers.

It is better to cut off your emotions and thoughts when you break it.

As soon as he made this decision, he was interrupted by Xia Qiming.

"Master, take a look, if there are any problems with these, hand it over to your majesty."

Yanyu glanced at them. They were all good days when they were good at traveling on the almanac, and the weather shouldn't be a big problem.

It's a good time to have a cool autumn atmosphere: "No problem, you can take it to him."

"Wait a moment."

Xia Qiming, who was just about to leave, was called to a halt, and he snorted in his heart, maybe something went wrong.

Yanyu said, "I'll take it to him."

Even if it is to make a decision, this kind of blindly evasive behavior is absolutely undesirable.

He stood up, took the zipper, and walked outside. Xia Qiming looked at his back and scratched his chin.

I don't know if it was his illusion, how did I feel that Master of the National Normal University has a feeling of going to death calmly when he walks.

Qiao Qing happened to be staying in her study at this time. After becoming the emperor, Tianlu Pavilion was basically the place where he spent the longest time in a day except for the dragon bed.

Sometimes when she was really tired, she did not even go back to her bedroom and stayed directly in the Tianlu Pavilion.

"Report, the national teacher is here."

Hearing the sharp and thin voice of the little eunuch, Qiao Qing raised his head and looked at the door in surprise.

You must know that the national teacher Yanyu is a busy person, usually she goes to the national teacher's mansion to find him, but the other party rarely goes out.

Qiao Qing put down her pen and stood up to greet Yan Yu.

"What's the important thing about the national teacher?"

Yanyu looks around Tianlu Pavilion, where there are many books and various exquisite models.

He had also read the books returned by the emperor, and there were a lot of notes on them.

Yan Yu added another advantage to the emperor in his heart. He loves to read, loves to learn, and knows how to combine practice and theory, instead of talking on paper, working hard... It seems that this is not just an advantage.

Qiao Qing is really an emperor who is full of advantages, much better than the first emperor of Qi, who is completely blue and better than blue.

"On the date of the autumn hunt, Xia Qiming will send it to my house, and I will send it over for your majesty to choose."

If Yanyu didn't talk about it, Qiao Qing would have forgotten it.

"Anything else?" She looked at Yanyu with encouragement and expectation.

Just to choose the day for such a trivial matter, do you need to work hard for the National Teacher?

But she didn't force the other party to do anything. She had previously said that she would give Yanyu a period of time off, so he wouldn't be able to embarrass him.

To be a warm and humane boss, you can't squeeze your employees without a bit of energy.

After all, this employee is very special. If the other party runs away overwhelmed, the consequences will be serious.

Yanyu opened his mouth, and felt that he shouldn't say something, after all, now he seemed to be unrequited love and sentimental.

It is human instinct to seek advantages and avoid disadvantages. In terms of feelings, Yanyu is nothing more than an ordinary man who has just begun to love him. He is not even as good as an ordinary man.

His gaze fell on Duobaoge, who was not far from him: "Why did Your Majesty put that phonograph here?"

There was a little more light in Qiao Qing's eyes: "The last time you gave it to me, I went back and tried it. Although it was a bit distorted, it has already been prototyped. After all, this is the first time you have made something. The commemorative value is placed here."

She pointed to Duobaoge: "You made these things."

Yanyu's heart was shaken involuntarily.

The emperor said in a pity: "This phonograph could have been better, but I don't know why, the speaker actually collapsed."

Thinking of the reason why the horn was flat, Yanyu's face suddenly became gloomy, changing from cloudy to sunny to dark clouds.

"Your Majesty, this gramophone, can the Princess Renxing have heard of it? How does she feel? The minister heard that Princess Renxing is gifted and intelligent..."

Qiao Qing looked at him even more surprised: "What nonsense is the national teacher talking about, why should you show this to her? Besides, Princess Renxing has been out of the palace a few days ago. Going to the northwest, you just want to give it to her. She sees it, she can't see it either."

Yanyu was shocked, and she secretly delighted with the shame: "She's already out of the palace?"

"That's right." Qiao Qing didn't expect that Yanyu was such an unacceptable look. Although the two did not meet, Yanyu did not like Princess Renxing very much at the time, but... could this be to attract each other? The way of attention.

He has to show his dislikes to whoever he likes, and then attract the attention of others. If this is the case, the national teacher would be too naive! How old is it to be like a little boy, even the elementary school students of their time didn't do it like this.

Unexpectedly, the national teacher's concept of love would stop at the kindergarten level.

"If you like it, otherwise I will call you back? Princess Renxing didn't go far."

Although she thinks that Princess Renxing and Hu Duan are very good, they may develop into a good revolutionary couple, but it is obviously better to be with the national teacher.

Regardless of whether it is successful or not, it is always necessary to give the man’s first national teacher a chance. It is not easy for old trees to bloom.

"The minister had no intention of Princess Renxing, but was a little surprised."

Qiao Qing looked at Yanyu carefully again, and there was a bit of joy on his face. It seemed that he really hated Princess Renxing, who was obviously a beautiful girl.

Speaking of it, Yanyu seems to have never liked any woman. Obviously these women are quite beautiful. Could he be misogyny?

Qiao Qing couldn't help but frowned. She couldn't control what her employees thought about her, but the most basic respect for women should at least do it.

Qiao Qing chose to knock on the side: "If there are only national teachers left in the world, a man and a woman, you must form a couple with one of them, which one would you choose."

"Who is your majesty referring to? Who is the woman referring to."

"A man with good looks, such as Zhang Zong's level, and a beautiful woman, with a level of beauty like Princess Tianxing. Which one you would choose is someone you don't know, it doesn't matter. I'm just making an analogy."

Qiao Qing changed her own name to make her look kinder.

Yan Yu said: "Never choose any one."

"What if you die if you don't choose?"

"The minister chooses to die."

Qiao Qing: ...this guy is here to be funny.

Her attitude became tough: "There is no choice to die, there is no other option, you have to choose one! Man or woman, you will choose whom to be with."

After Yanyu was silent for a while: "I choose a woman."

This answer was a bit beyond Qiao Qing's expectation.

She feels that Zhang Zong is not particularly good, but he has his own unique temperament.

If it is, she will definitely choose the former, of course, if the former is particularly ugly, it is another matter.

Perhaps in the eyes of Yanyu, he likes to look good, after all, there are still many face-to-face loves in this world.

Qiao Qing feels that his control variables are not very good: "If it is a beautiful man and a beautiful woman, the latter will not change, and the beauty of the former is equivalent to that of Qiao Xuan."

Yanyu moved his lips, and asked out a ghostly question: "Is it like your majesty?"

Qiao Qing: What does this have to do with her?

"Neither I nor them are of the same grade."

In short, the narcissistic emperor thinks she is the best in the world.

"If this is the case, this choice will change. National Master, follow a man with my face, or a woman with my face, you choose one."

The emperor looks a lot like Empress Tian, ​​who died young, and Empress Tian is also a rare beauty, so they are all pretty

Yanyu was silent for a long time, and in fact a short time passed, but he felt as long as a year had passed.

Finally he heard that he said to the emperor: "If your majesty insists on choosing a minister, I will choose a man with the same appearance as your majesty."