Anyway, that guy Lu Ye packed the lamp for him, and Zeng Sanshui called him a beauty in his heart.

When I look back to my old mother, I will also make her beautiful.

Lu Ye glanced at the sky, "The dining hall is just downstairs, and meals will be served before the hour, General please do it yourself."

Zeng Sanshui waved his hand, "Okay, you can do it yourself, and I don't expect you to entertain me."

That said, it really doesn't sound good.

Lu Ye pretended not to hear and left the room.

As soon as he left, Zeng Sanshui probed his head in the room and fiddled with the lights.

Turn it on, turn it off, and repeat... It's a lot of fun.

Lu Ye and a group of soldiers stood at the bottom of the building, and they couldn't help laughing when they saw every room in the building flickering, as if they were dancing.

Zeng Sanshui had had enough of playing with the lights, and when he entered the bathroom, he was taken aback by the clear old man on the mirror.

Yan'er closed the door in a blink of an eye, daring herself again, and went back to take a look.

I found that the mirror was just too bright and clear, so I couldn't help exclaiming: "My mother, how did they make the mirror, this is the first time I can see that I look like this."

He touched the left and the right, and couldn't help sighing, just like this, is the southern border still an uncivilized land?

If you sell lamps and mirrors casually, there will be money.

As soon as he turned around, he looked inside, and there were two strange basins, one large and one small.

The little one still has water, and he doesn't want to be treated as a bumpkin.

After thinking about it for a long time, "This should be a toilet, right?"

"Why doesn't this toilet bowl seem to be broken?"

He saw the towels, paper towels, razors, soap, shampoo, disposable underwear and other common hotel items on the wall.

Zeng Sanshui really couldn't understand it, and besides, he wanted to **** a little.

He opened the door and called the officers and soldiers guarding the corridor, "Hey, come here."

When the soldier came over, Zeng Sanshui asked calmly, "Is that the toilet over there?"

The soldier nodded, "Yes." Thinking of Lu Ye's advice, he said carefully, "The general urinates here, press this piece, and the water will be flushed away."

Zeng Sanshui was startled, "What? What did you say to wash away?"

The soldier was a little confused, "Piss!"

Zeng Sanshui raised his eyebrows and raised his eyes anxiously, "Where is the pee press?"

The soldier touched his head: "Where is it that you can't pee?"

Zeng Sanshui said, "Chicken and duck talk, chicken and duck's feet!" After a few breaths, he asked again, "How do you flush the urine away?"

The soldier suddenly realized, and said rightly, "Just press here."

As soon as he operated, the sound of "crashing" water suddenly sounded from the toilet, Zeng Sanshui was surprised, "How did the water come out of here?"

The soldiers finally became smart.

"Because there are designed pipes in the house, water can come out from the pipes, and when you press the toilet, it will come out naturally."

Zeng Sanshui couldn't help but be shocked, this motherfucker's design is too good.

For a while, I was a little unsure whether I came from the southern border.

He pinched himself hard, it hurts!

Not dreaming.

The people in the southern border are all geniuses with evil spirits.

Zeng Sanshui held back his urine and asked, "What is that thing for?"

He didn't feel embarrassed anymore. It was estimated that people would have seen that Ling Guo had nothing.

The soldier said: "This is a bathtub for bathing. The general wants to take a bath. I can help you to run the water. If you want to take a shower, there is a sprinkler next to it."

Zeng Sanshui never felt that he had so many problems, "How do you use this nozzle?"

The soldier took off the nozzle, then adjusted the water temperature, and said to him, "The water temperature can be adjusted with hot water on the left and cold water on the right. It is best not to wash for too long. There are too many people using water in the boiler room, and the water may suddenly stop."

He understands every word, but when put together, he can't understand a little.

"This thing, can you adjust the water temperature?"

"How can this hot and cold water come out together?"

The soldier was asked, "This, we only know after using it." There are no redundant explanations.

When it comes to professional knowledge, he is just an ordinary logistics soldier, and he really doesn't understand.

Zeng Sanshui didn't understand him either, so he asked another question, "Then why put a roll of paper here?"

The soldier said again as a matter of course, "Of course."

Zeng Sanshui gritted his teeth, "I asked how to use it?"

The soldier was so frightened that he almost took out his gun, but luckily he didn't have a gun on his body, "Is it just for wiping hands and going to the toilet?"

Zeng Sanshui's eyes widened instantly, "To use the toilet?"

The soldier nodded carefully, "Yeah."

Zeng Sanshui exclaimed again, "My mother, you really know how to enjoy!"

I'm afraid Chu Shixiong has never enjoyed it so much.

Zeng Sanshui was very curious about this small, exotic hotel room because of the functions of the toilet, bathtub and shower.

From the electric light, to the bathtub, to the soap razor, to the disposable underwear, I have experienced it all over and over again.

Zeng Sanshui was lying on the bed refreshed, and he had a feeling that, in the past ten years, he had not regarded himself as a human being.

He couldn't help but grabbed the dry-mouthed soldier and asked, "Are all your houses in the southern border like this?"

The soldier replied hoarsely, "It's not all like that."

Zeng Sanshui breathed a sigh of relief, and he said ~www.readwn.com~ How could all the houses be built so well.

It must be the Empress of Xiaoyao Kingdom who spent a lot of money to get this place right for her sake, waiting for their envoys to visit, so as to win Emperor Ling Hui's joy.

Xiao Bing didn't know what he was laughing at. He glanced at the sky and reminded him, "Does the general not need meals? There is no meal in our cafeteria here."

Zeng Sanshui was also hungry. Seeing that he had done his duty for so long, he had worked hard. He took out his wallet and rewarded him with two silver coins, "Take it to buy wine and drink."

Xiao Bing said honestly, "We are strictly disciplined, and we can't collect money. If I find out, I won't be a soldier." He added: "Also, in our Xiaoyao Kingdom, silver is not a common currency and cannot be spent. ."

Zeng Sanshui was stunned, "What, you can't spend money, what do you spend?"

The soldier took out a few banknotes from his pocket, "We use banknotes and gold."

Zeng Sanshui pouted, "It's not worth exchanging silver for gold."

Xiao Bing said, "You have to change that general before you can use it in Xiaoyao Kingdom. Otherwise, when you leave, you won't be able to buy anything you want."

Zeng Sanshui was startled, "Then who should I go to?"

He really had a hunch that he would hold the money himself and go to Xiaoyao Kingdom and finally be unable to spend the money.

Xiao Bing said, "We have to ask our General Lu about this."

Zeng Sanshui made a note of this and went to the cafeteria downstairs for dinner.

I thought that the meals without special arrangements would not be very good, but I didn't think that there are all kinds of delicacies from mountains and seas, fruit and desserts.

Each person was given a plate, and Zeng Sanshui could pack whatever he wanted to eat.

Zeng Sanshui looked at the golden abalone in the pot and couldn't help but question his soul, "Do you usually eat these?"

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