All Things Wrong

In the village square of Xikol Village, a temporary banquet has now been set up. The tax official Pavlov is now sitting inside and drinking. Of course, he dares to drink it when the other party drinks it first, because he is really afraid. Being poisoned to death.

“Master, what’s the matter with you, you don’t look well. Is the food not suitable for your appetite?” Selwyn here saw Pavlov, whose face was heavy, and asked kindly.

“You … What about your village chief?” When he first entered the village, Serwin introduced himself as the village chief’s son. Where did the village chief go to organize the villagers to prepare to surround themselves?

“My father has already left for Sovata City yesterday. He must personally thank the Duke for his kindness, so I will be responsible for the matter here for the time being. Please rest assured that taxation will never be delayed.” Here Selwyn said immediately.

Damn, lie to the ghost, thank the Lord Duke? Absolutely take the villagers where to hide and wait for us to get drunk and grab us all. Pavlov immediately thought that this is mainly because the lie of Selwyn is too clumsy. You collect 70% tax. You also thank the lord. Are you sick?

“Hurry … pay the tax, I … I’m going to the next place.” Pavlov here was already very panicked, everything was so unnatural, so he was panicking.

“Okay, sir, let’s start now.” Selwyn here heard Pavlov’s key point and started collecting taxes. Naturally, it was nodded, so he took out a book, and then faced the people below. Shouted: “It’s time to pay taxes. The first, German, has a total of 4 acres in the family. This year, a total of 1140 catties have been harvested. 798 catties should be paid. What about German, German?”

“Village chief, Devon went home to pull the food.” A villager below shouted at it.

Sure enough, Pavlov here thinks about it too, so maybe someone really pays. Does this German really pull food over?

“Oh, sorry, sir, the number is a little bit larger, and it is estimated that Devon moved a bit luckily, please wait a moment.” Selwine here said immediately.

Wait? You think I’m stupid. If you wait, maybe a mob with a sickle dung fork rushes over to chop yourself. Pavlov here looked at the city guard Captain around him and said immediately: “Since you are not ready, Never mind, I’ll give you another day, and I’ll go back today … “Anyway, he’s come over and walked around. Even if taxes are not collected in this case, Sir City Lord should not blame himself.

“Sir, you can’t go back, please wait a minute, we can’t delay the time for Sir Lord to collect taxes.” Selwyn said here immediately.

Damn, not going back yet, there must be a conspiracy. Pavlov over here heard Serwin say this, and went back even more, and said immediately: “That’s it, today is all right, I will …”

“I’m here! I’m here!” Before he could finish speaking, Pavlov heard a cry not far away, turning his head, a farmer carrying a cart full of food, moved towards him I came over here, and there are a few people behind him who are probably pushing his car.

“German! What’s going on. I didn’t tell you yesterday. Today you were the first to pay taxes. Why are you so late that no one is happy!” Selwyn shouted here immediately.

“Sorry, village chief. There is also a large tax official. I didn’t expect that there were too many. I couldn’t move. I borrowed a car, so I was delayed, I’m really sorry!” Devon here said immediately.

“Master, sorry, the villagers don’t understand the rules, please forgive me.” Selwyn here said immediately, naturally asking for help from the villagers.

How could Pavlov have time to take care of this at this time? After seeing a cart full of food, Pavlov didn’t know how to react. Your mother really took the food to pay the tax. Get sick.

“Sir, please accept it?” Selwyn whispered, seeing Pavlov, who wasn’t sure why.

“Oh … oh … come here, weigh it.” Pavlov had no idea what was going on, but fortunately, although I had never thought of actually receiving the tax, everything was prepared. There are weighing scales and the like, and immediately command the people next to them to come up.

The number is really a little bit, just the German family, Pavlov here accepted for a while, Pavlov here is a little unbelievable, because the other side really has a lot of points Here comes almost a few pounds of grain.

“Check … Acceptance is complete …” Pavlov said incredulously.

“German, good job!” Selwyn here said immediately, “this will not cause trouble for Sir Lord.”

The villagers in the village looked at Devon with encouragement, all looked at him and ordered sorry. The big man touched his head sternly: “That’s natural. How can we trouble such a great Sir Lord? Well, who The grain of the house has not been moved yet. Everyone will help move it. “

“Yes, you guys, hurry up, Lord Revenue Officer is waiting.” Selwyn here shouted and shouted, “Next, Coma, the family has a total of 6 acres of land. This year, a total of 1550 catties were harvested. Pay 1085 catties, Coma. “

“Already here.” Coma here said immediately, but early in the morning, he moved all the grain in the warehouse to the car, waiting to pay taxes.

“Over … weighed …” Pavlov was frightened by this group of guys and couldn’t understand. You said that you don’t pay 70% tax properly, even if you do n’t, you still pay each and everyone happily. What’s going on, looking at each and everyone in front of the village with a smile and moving food to themselves, Pavlov suddenly felt that he was dreaming.

“Complete acceptance … Actually received 1085 catties …” A short while later, Pavlov here drew a name on Koma’s name, proving that he had paid the tax this year, less.

“Next, Sadie, home …” Selwyn here started calling next again.

In this way, the tax collection went very smoothly. The smooth side of Pavlov couldn’t believe this was true. The villagers with excited faces each and everyone sent a bunch of grains to their own. In front of me, a hill-like grain pile was pushed up next to the village square.

“Sir … the car we brought is not enough.” At this moment, City Guard Captain whispered in Pavlov’s ear.

Before I came out, no one had thought that I could actually receive the tax, so when Pavlov went out, he symbolically pulled 3 cars. Now, in this case, if all of them are really collected, ten cars will also be collected. Can’t carry it back.

“You … you go back to Satu Mare to find a car, and report the situation here with Sir City Lord …” Pavlov here thought for a while. The village of Sikor is not far from Satumare and will return soon after a trip.

“Okay, sir.” The city guard here Captain nodded, and immediately went back.

Pavlov here continued to collect taxes, and the progress was too smooth. The villagers here were crazy. There was only one to pay more, and not one to pay less. The villagers worked together to bring food to Pavlov. The husband moved here.

Looking at the bundles of grain, Pavlov here also temporarily forgot about the rebellion, and began to seriously accept it. One morning, Pavlov here has received 2 million Catty of food.

This is, the city guard Captain sent here to find a car has returned, and walked to Pavlov’s side with an inexplicable expression on his face.

“Sir, only 4 cars were found.” City Guard Captain reported.

“What? 4 cars are not enough, can’t you see?” Pavlov here said immediately.

“No, my lord, the city is already crazy. Tax collectors everywhere do n’t know how all the taxes have been received. Everyone has sent people back to find cars. Now the cars that can be used in the whole city have been pulled out to load food. These cars were borrowed from the City Lord’s house. They are really out of stock, “said Captain of the city guard.

“Damn, what are you kidding about, all the surrounding villages have paid taxes?” Pavlov couldn’t believe it. Although he said that he had paid taxes in Xikol Village with his own eyes, it also explained that The whole village of Xikeer Village is mental disorder. Now all the surrounding villages have started paying taxes. Isn’t this a joke? 70%, 70%, this is not a tax rate of 7%, can this also receive taxes?

“It’s true. When I met several Captains, they came back to find a car. I heard that the villagers there were so happy to see them coming to collect taxes. The village chief wished to bring his daughters to accompany the tax officer to sleep. “City Guard Captain said inexplicably.

“…” Pavlov was really speechless. “What’s going on this year? The villagers are crazy?”

“I don’t know, sir.” City Guard Captain looked at the villagers next to them who were moving food warmly and thought for a while. “70% tax is also paid, probably crazy.”

“Master, the tax officer, is there anything wrong?” Selwyn here saw what Pavlov was talking to Captain next to him and asked.

“That … Selwyn is,” Pavlov said.

“Yes, sir.” Selwyn was nodded here.

“I found that our car seemed a bit insufficient. Is there a car in your village …” Pavlov asked.

“Everyone, Lord Tax Officer ’s car is not enough. Please help me a little bit later. I will use all the cars in the house. I will take all the food to Lord Tax Officer and move it back to Satu Mare. Lord’s taxes. “Selwyn here shouted immediately.

“Good village chief!”

“no problem!”

“Well, I’m sure they’re crazy.” Pavlov here said to Captain next to the city guard. (To be continued. If you like this work, you are welcome to vote at the starting point for recommendation and monthly tickets. Your support is my greatest motivation. Mobile users please read m.)