All Things Wrong

“Dear viewers, we have met again. This is the scene of the 173 Duramar Race. I am your favorite host Joel.” There will be 15 minutes before the start of the game, on the next table. Suddenly came out a goblin npc in a dress, holding a loudspeaker and said excitedly to everyone.

“Damn! Who is this?” Li Hualin said in surprise.

“Oh host, what’s weird?” Win Hana glanced before.

“This fuck is a little too high-end, even the host?” Li Hualin couldn’t bear it.

“The image magic mirror is all continent live, know that this game is important.” Win Hannah here with a smile.

“…” Li Hualin is really speechless, and you, the game producer, are too spoofed.

“In this competition, the 203 group registered in total. Now the reporting time has ended. The 199 group actually arrived here. The competition will start soon. Please enjoy this carnival.” Sexual shouts, the crowd around them burst into violent cheers in an instant.

“Now the race is about to begin. Please follow the instructions of the staff to reach the designated starting position.” The host continued.

Just after talking, Li Hualin found that many vehicles started to move forward, and Li Hualin did not move the car.

“Why don’t we move forward?” Li Hualin asked, “isn’t it better?”

“Well … we were ranked 57 last year. Now we are all in the top ten cars.” Wen Hana here said, “We are in the sixth batch. Wait.”

“Ollard!” Was speaking, and suddenly heard someone calling Ollard again, Li Hualin turned to look around, and a car about the size of this black rhino drove over, but the color was all white Yes, it looks very dazzling. The window of the cab is open, and the inside is also a goblin npc, waving at Olad.

“Mivos …” Olad clearly knew the goblin. Seeing each other, it’s clear frowned.

“You are still participating this year. It has already mixed up with more than 50. It really loses the face of our Sadiga village.” Mivos laughed. “Wenhana, do you want to join my team? 11’s team. “

“No need. Miworth Master.” Win Hana here immediately refused, “If it weren’t for your ‘help’ to us last year, we wouldn’t have done so well.”

“Don’t talk nonsense, I haven’t helped you.” Miworth laughed, and then saw Li Hualin in the compartment. “Oh, there are newcomers this year. It looks like you might fall into the hundreds this year, It might be eliminated halfway … “

“Mivos! Shut me up!” Olad here shouted suddenly at Mivos.

“Oh, no more, no more, I’m going to line up, you wait slowly. 57 name.” Miworth did not stand against Olad and left the car with a smile.

“This is who the villain is?” Li Hualin asked, pointing at the white car that was slowly moving forward.

“My fellow. I’m sorry to let you laugh.” Olad took a breath and said calmly.

“Master, this guy didn’t have good intentions at all, and they were the same last year …” Wen Hana was interrupted by Olad just when she wanted to say something.

“Don’t say it, Xiao Wen, although he targeted us, but did not violate the rules, and I look down on his means, but it is indeed our intention.” Olad said, “it’s ours.”

Right now, there are a few goblin staff over there, motioned to Ora to drive the car to the designated position. There are ten cars in a row, and the distance between the front and the back is about ten meters. Soon, the cars in the twenty rows have been driven to the exact position, and the time is almost the beginning.

“All drivers are ready.” Host Joel stood on the stage, raised a yellow flag and shouted at the bottom, and the scene immediately calmed down.

Li Hualin immediately tightened the handrail next to him, and the province was threw away just as it was just now.

“The 173 Dirama Racing, I announce, now the race-start!” With the host’s order, a sound of engine sounded, Li Hualin quickly pulled into the armrest, but completely different from what Li Hualin imagined Although the surrounding cars said that the engine was booming, the starting speed was very, very slow. Visual inspection did not even have 20km / h. The contrast between front and back made Li Hualin not react.

“Hah? Isn’t it racing? Why are everyone driving so slowly?” Li Hualin asked strangely. The car that just drove from the garage to here is definitely more than that. Why not speed up.

“10 kilometers ahead are not allowed to overtake, which is a type of parade.” Win Hana here explained, “mainly to show the vehicles to the surrounding audience.”

Li Hualin looked at it, and indeed the fence around it was full of spectators, and all the spectators were shouting some names.

“Aeolus! Aeolus!” “Destroyer!” “Prince! Prince!” …

“It’s the name of the car, right?” Li Hualin guessed. “Anyway, except for our car, everyone has a rhythm of shouting, right?”

“Only the top ten cars are shouted,” Win Hana said. “The race is like this, only the champion is qualified to speak, so we must win the championship.”

“Xiao Wen is right.” Olad seemed to have adjusted his mentality and turned to Li Hualin. “Although you came here by accident, but in a car, we are teammates, together, take Next championship. “

“Before that, can you tell me the rules of this competition.” Li Hualin said.

“…” Win Hana sighed directly. “Oh, well, I’ll try to explain it to you.”

While talking, Win Hana took out a piece of paper from the front and handed it to Li Hualin: “This is the road map of the game.”

Li Hualin looked at the map and the route was very messy. It’s not a straight line at all, and the twisting feeling makes a big circle. The final destination was actually back here.

“Circle race? Wait, I always think that the scale of this picture is a bit wrong …” Li Hualin pointed to the map, because the town draws only one point on the map.

“Well? What’s wrong?” Win Hana asked strangely.

“How big is this circle?” Li Hualin suddenly had a bad hunch.

“The length of the route is 1171 kilometers,” Wen Hana replied.

“Ha? 1171 kilometers, are you kidding me?” Li Hualin straightened out, 1100 kilometers, the railway is not as long as this route.

“No kidding. From here, head northeast through the Kemet Gorge. Take a trip around Lake Trinley here, then over Majungra Peak, and then through the Ekora Wilderness and make a circle. Come back here later. “Wen Hana pointed at the map while facing Li Hualin introduced.

“…” Li Hualin helped directly, “I said tm, I’m in the pit, how long will the route run?”

“Generally … three days,” Win Hana said.

“Three days?” Li Hualin had nothing to say, thinking that participating in a racing race or something like it should be fast. Unexpectedly, this is not a racing race at all. It feels like a rally. It will take three days. Isn’t this a waste of time?

“In short, there is a recording point every tens of kilometers, and it can be recorded as long as the car passes. Just pass these recording points, and then the first one to pass the end point.” Win Hana said.

“Suddenly I didn’t want to do this task suddenly,” Li Hualin said with help, doing a three-day car and not being able to win the championship. What is this?

“Hey. You just said it was a little late, you have to leave now and jump in the car. We are not rare, either,” Winhana said angrily.

“Okay, pay attention, the race is officially starting.” Aura, who was driving, said suddenly and seriously.

“Are you here …” Win Hana’s expression also became serious, looking at the sign on the front, which said 10 kilometers, and the first batch of leading vehicles was almost approaching.

“Everyone is careful,” Olad said solemnly.

Li Hualin hurried and tightened the armrest again, this time it looked like he was really going to sprint.

“Here!” The navigator Win Hana suddenly called out, and then the car suddenly braked with a “hiss”. Li Hualin was ready to accelerate, but he didn’t expect it to brake suddenly and almost fell.

“What happened? Why did you stop suddenly?” Li Hualin stood up and asked.

“Look around.” Winhana didn’t answer directly, but pointed to the side.

Li Hualin looked around, not just their cars, all the cars side by side stopped, the scene was strange. Li Hualin didn’t figure it out for a long time. Isn’t this a race? Why does everyone stop.

“The front is very dangerous.” Wen Hana here seemed to see Li Hualin’s doubts, pointing to the front.

“Huh?” Just when Li Hualin wanted to ask what was the danger, he heard a sudden loud explosion in front.

There was a loud bang, Li Hualin immediately moved towards the front, and saw that a car on fire was still driving forward, and the screams of the people inside the car were burned even on their side. Can hear.

“Ha?” Li Hualin hadn’t responded yet, only to see the tank destroyer in front of him suddenly aiming at the car next to him, and then the main gun made a loud noise.

“Damn, this tank can really fire! Are you tm teasing me?” Li Hualin couldn’t help but say.

This gun seemed to be a signal. Soon, it wasn’t just artillery. Fireballs, icicles, bows and arrows, and stones started to fly around the front of the convoy. The rear car watched the front car attacking each other completely, and the farther it was, the farther it was, there was no intention to step forward.

“This … what’s the situation?” Li Hualin was stunned, this fuck is a race?

“The first group is grabbing the position and waiting to put it in.” Win Hana whispered.

“Here, this task is too stingy!” Li Hualin said suddenly excitedly. “It’s almost like carnival.”