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Some customers who are full and have nothing to do, of course ... mainly those male customers, now all eyes are staring round, looking at Lu Shan who is still talking on the stage and coaxing: "We want to see Pole dance ... depending on the long-legged girl, you hurry down! "

In the beginning, it was only a few people who were close to the stage. However, the roar was getting louder and louder, so that people who were far away and did not pay attention to the performances on the stage at all, at this time also heard that there was a pole dance performance today, but I do n’t know how to switch to After a man "depots" on the stage endlessly, it seems that this product should be a talk show actor!

And it seems that the performance experience of this talk show actor is not good ... You are not ready, you do n’t know what to say, and you ca n’t explode the inside story of the show group? Now let everyone know that there was a pole dance performance that everyone liked to watch in the original program list, but now it has been canceled. Who can bear this!

So ... the people who didn't want to watch the show at all now mostly follow suit.

Seeing that the people in the entire cafeteria were in a mess, they all started to coax ... Everyone at Yalong Performing Arts suddenly changed their face.

The deputy manager of the company, Gao Yuan, hurriedly rushed to the private room where President Gu was located, and asked anxiously: "General President Gu ... who was the kid you sent just now! I told you I asked him to perform on stage, but ... but he didn't perform any magic. He actually talked nonsense. It turned out that today's show was originally a pole dance performed by six long-legged girls. As a result, he was temporarily cancelled. Go up and replace ... This is a good time. After the audience heard it, they all exploded! They protested and started to watch a pole dance performance ... "

"What's the matter with this! When did we have a pole dance performance in our program list ... what does this guy mean by making a rumor there? I see ... I think he's 80% sent by another acting company to come Did you hit us? "

Mr. Gu just sent Lu Shan over to the senior deputy manager and asked him to arrange for Lu Shan to perform magic on the stage for a while before returning to his private room. Then he recharged his mobile phone and continued with His little daughter-in-law has pored over the phone. But where did I think this would happen!

He immediately changed his face and exclaimed, "No ... that kid ... how did you do that! Ah ... baby, wait, there is a temporary situation on my side, I will call back later Here you are! "

After all, after hanging up the phone, he followed the Deputy Manager Gao and hurried out ... Want to see what medicine is sold in Lu Shan's gourd!

At this time, Lu Shan saw the people in the restaurant really attracted attention because of his own words, and could not help but get a boost.

This is exactly the effect he wants ...

Magic shows are not the same as other literary shows. If you do n’t pay enough attention to your show when you are performing, then even if you are acting and re-spiriting, they wo n’t agree and think it must be When he didn't notice, the magician secretly did something.

Most other programs do not need this. For example, a food eater listens to a song while eating, and suddenly I hear a song that makes him feel deeply, even if he has not seen what the singing person looks like. Appreciate without delay. The dance performance is also the same, even if he didn't see it in front of this performance, but in the end you conquered him with a difficult dance move, he will still give praise ... I rub it, this dance cow fork! The girl's legs are so long, and she can be raised so high, she even reveals her underpants ... 666! Must be 666 ...

But for magic performances, generally, only the audience ’s attention is more concentrated, and they even stare at the magician from beginning to end, trying to see through the mystery and revealing the true face of the so-called magic, but when the result fails ... … The more I will praise this magic.

So ... before Lu Shan performed, he would deliberately come to such a meal as self-incrimination, no matter what ... first successfully attracted the audience's attention and attention.

At this moment, seeing that the entire audience was almost there to coax, he immediately pretended to be afraid, and said, "Hey ... you are not kind anymore! I have exposed you all the inside story of the program. How can you cross the river and dismantle the bridge and immediately kick me out! This ... If I get off the field, how can I tell my manager back! You are trying to get me fired ... This is too cruel! "

The audience in the audience is not a fool. At this time, many people have guessed that Lu Shan ’s words were mostly nonsense, and he must not be a group of handymen, and he must be an actor performing the show.

But the question is ... what kind of show is Lu Shan performing? It seems that the cross talk is not right, and that it is not a talk show!

So a middle-aged man who was close to the stage stood up and shouted, "Oh wow ... you said we weren't interesting enough, then I'll give you a chance now, aren't you here to perform the show? Then give us any show you want Perform one, but if it's not exciting enough, don't blame us for killing you!

Lu Shan heard scratching his head and said, "It ’s really a show ... this is a bit difficult. Although I mix in the show group every day, I also see the best things when they rehearse, but ... I ca n’t learn it at all! There is no way around this ... If you do n’t have that talent, even if you are with Zhang Xueyou every day, you wo n’t be able to become the song king. It ’s impossible for Tian Tian to grow up with a group of tender models A pair of long legs? "

"But speaking of it ... I still have the ability to eat and drink ... Of course, if this is considered to be the ability! I think this is the ability ... After all, eating is also a realm not! But our boss has Different opinions, what does he think of eating ... That is a word to beautify himself. It is said that before this word came out, others called me a rice bucket! Nima ... Although these two words seem to be both One meaning, but the food has been replaced with a rice bucket. How can it make people feel that the force has suddenly fallen off the dust? "

Speaking of which, Lu Shan also showed an annoyed clenched fist, which immediately caused a laugh from the audience ...

Yeah ... Everyone now refers to people who can eat or are very greedy. Although this word is not a synonym, it does not have a derogatory meaning. Many people even think of eating as a gourmet. Do n’t call it yourself.

Kyima ... If the title of food is replaced by the word "rice bucket", it will suddenly feel like nothing! And how many people who come to eat such an expensive seafood buffet today are not eating? At this moment, when I heard Lu Shan's words, there was a strong sense of substitution ...

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