Am I A God?

In KFC’s shop, Xiao Ming wore a coat that was coming, and he sat down on his seat with his head down.

Originally, he had already owed a debt to his ass. Last month, he finally got the support of Matsuo boss and became a salesman of the loan platform. Even in the first week, he became the best star employee of the week.

I know that in the second week, Matsuo ran away, and the entire lending platform was also paralyzed. Poorly, he did not get the salary for the first month, let alone the commission, and was also chased by some customers who had wealth management products.

“Hey, waste wood like me, I just committed suicide.”

Just then, a hot burger was placed in front of him. Xiao Ming looked up and said subconsciously: “I have no money to buy a burger…”

But I saw the black skin laughing and looking at him: “Eat, good brother, thanks to you, I borrowed money from the fellows, now I don’t have to pay back, I am making a big profit. I am working here, this burger It’s the rest of the day, I paid the money, you eat.”

Xiao Ming moved to burger and shouted: “In the new year, I must work hard to make money and become the richest person in the world.”

……

Xiao Yu’s family, who had been accompanying her parents to watch the Spring Festival Evening, had already slumbered and was taken back to the bed by her parents. The mouth was slobbered and muttered: “I will grow into a big Beauty.”

Fishball and rough noodles ate the cans that were specially fed on New Year’s Eve, and all of them were lying under the rainy bed. I don’t know when I fell asleep.

Fishball flipped on his four feet and snorted in his mouth: “I am Sunshine God…”

The rough face squatted on the ground, the head was on the front paw, and suddenly sniffed the nose: “Who is pulling.”

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On the other side, Zhao Yao went home after dinner with her parents and sister, and then drove back home. In fact, if it wasn’t because he wanted to use the car at home today, he needed to drive over and he returned directly through Space Gate.

When driving into the community, I found that the access control at the entrance of the community was directly opened, and there was no one in the security room.

He frowned slightly strangely: “Isn’t that someone who is on duty today? Is it going to eat New Year’s Eve?” But it seems that there is nothing. It is understandable that Zhao Yao will continue to park and go upstairs.

In the corner he did not see, the security guard in the security room had fallen to the ground and woke up.

Zhao Yao opened the door and the imaginary excitement did not appear. He stepped out and almost stepped on the egg lying at the gate.

After walking a few more steps, I found that the hot pot in the living room had been eaten empty. There were all kinds of dipping sauce on the table, and the beef, mutton and fish were all eaten.

A super-powerful cat lay down on the ground and slept, and even Bai Quan and Nanako went back to sleep in the room.

“Sit and sleep…” Zhao Yao looked at the New Year’s meal and didn’t call them. One person silently cleaned up the dishes and the table, and after taking a shower, suddenly yawned.

“Today is a busy day, just go to bed early.”

Lying in the bedroom, closing his eyes, Zhao Yao felt his consciousness became more and more blurred. Just when the blur reached the limit, suddenly he was suddenly bright, so he couldn’t help but open his eyes and appear in front of him. It was a white ceiling, and the smell of disinfectant water was constantly coming from the nose. He looked down and found himself in a ward.

“Well? I remember, I obviously sleep at home, how did it suddenly appear here?” Zhao Yao wanted to take a look at some confused head, but suddenly found that his body could not move.

“what?”

“what’s up?”

“How can I not feel my body?”

Zhao Yao found that although she could look left and right, look up and down, but she could not move her body. Or his head is not fully moved, but the consciousness is to see the feeling of the outside world, the maximum range of vision, can only see the ceiling and the walls around the four, completely unable to see the appearance of lying in bed.

“What happened in the end!!!”

Just when he felt a little panic, the door of the ward was opened, and one person carried the fruit basket and slowly came to his bed.

“Well, who is this?”

Zhao Yao looked at each other’s looks, and had a somewhat over-expressed face. The black broken hair was combed at random, but it looked like a star.

However, although I feel that I don’t know this man at all, I always feel that the other person is familiar.

At this moment, I only listened to the other party and said, “You have been sleeping for two years? Who would have thought that when you went to bed on New Year’s Eve, you turned your head and buried it in the urine of a cat in the bed, almost Drowning, hey, I don’t know which cat is in your bed. Although I tried my best to treat it, I became a vegetative person. It’s two years.”

“Ah?! Is this saying me? Impossible, are you talking to yourself?” Zhao Yao’s consciousness swayed, only to find that he could finally see the bed, but he really lay himself. On the bed, I was closing my eyes and I was sleeping.

Zhao Yao shouted insanely in her own consciousness: “How is it possible? Prank? Why am I lying in the hospital like this? And what is the ghost of the cat urine? What is the ghost in the world? Is this even more embarrassing to die?!”

The boy in front of the bed sighed and grabbed Zhao Yao’s hand and said, “Brother, will you wake up in the end? I will get married in a few days, how good if you can attend my wedding. ?”

“Brother?” Zhao Yao groaned and looked at the boy in front of the bed. He immediately felt cold and sweaty on his body: “This face… This face… Is this guy Zhao Xue? Two years passed her Has become a man? What kind of joke, what have you done in the past two years?”

“I really want you to see what I am doing now.” Zhao Xue touched Zhao Yao’s palm and said: “Your sister has grown into a real man, whether it is the upper body or the lower body, but it is 100%. Man.”

“Zhao Yao Cao Cao!!!” Zhao Yao lying in the bed under the arrogance of his consciousness, excitedly shaken up, Zhao Xue looked surprised: “Brother, are you awake?”

Zhao Xue shouted out the door: “Aunt Rain, my brother moved!”

“What?” The ward door was opened, a height of one meter eight, bust 36D, melon face, big eyes of the girl came in and looked at Zhao Yao said: “Zhao Yao? Are you awake?”

Zhao Xue was shocked: “How did my brother’s mouth begin to bleed?”

Zhao Yao screamed in consciousness: “What kind of jokes? How could this be a light rain? In two years, you can’t grow hormones every day? Is this a brain change?”

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The author of the New Year still insists on the author of the three, the author of such a dedication, does not hurry to give him a monthly vote, vote for the recommendation