Am I A God?

Meow!

The rabbit looked at Bridget, who was already drunk on the ground, and said, “What should I do next?”

The red envelope was drilled out of the rabbit’s inflated long hair and said: “Of course it is running straight!”

After the rabbit bun let Bridget take it down, he bribed Bridget with catnip, let him use the Space Gate at home, and put the red envelope out to play.

After the red envelopes came over, the two cats kept sending the catnips that were secretly brought out to Bridget until the other side sucked and stunned to the ground. .

The whole plan was simple but smooth, but when the rabbit could really leave, he looked at the endless night and suddenly became scared.

“When we go out like this, will it be okay? I heard that there are super cats and apostles everywhere, it is very dangerous.”

“What are you afraid of? Go with me, I have a hidden deposit outside, there are more than 100,000 yuan, I take care of you, to ensure that you have food and drink, and the life is a hundred times better than this.” The red envelope continued to flicker with Lightning, and the heart said: “My strength is still a little worse. Lightning is a guy who is not small and can discharge. It is a good bodyguard.”

In the middle of the night, the red envelope is hiding on the back of the rabbit, and the rabbit is pointing all the way to a sewer.

The red envelope knocked on the stone wall of the sewer. There were two green lights in the darkness: “Who?”

The red envelope climbed out from the back of the rabbit and stood in front of the rabbit. He said, “I am, I want a flight.”

The voice in the darkness said: “Oh, red boy, are you not caught by the Western Cat King? Can you escape? Severe, admire.”

Red envelope: “Do not talk nonsense, you still do not do business.”

“Do, of course. But now the price has increased. You two cats, domestically give 50,000. If you fly abroad, then 100,000.”

Red envelope airway: “Fifty thousand? Are you stupid?”

In the darkness, a green light lit up. It seems that countless fierce cats were watching the red envelopes and rabbits in a careless manner. The red envelopes breathed and immediately shouted: “Do you want to use force? You don’t look at it. Look at who is my boss? This is the rabbit, the rabbit knows? The king of the grassland, the owner of the Gobi, can bite a five-inch steel pipe, five-inch steel pipe you have seen?”

“Hehehehe.” The voice in the dark said: “When have you seen the animal world? And look at this guy’s singularity, is it escaped from the zoo?”

Looking back at the red envelope, I saw the rabbit trembled and the body began to lose hair. He immediately whispered in his heart: “Don’t shake, can’t do anything? If you try to be as fierce, your mouth is big, your teeth are exposed, just think that you are Zhao Yao, or we are finished today.”

After hearing the rabbit, he tried to hold back and shivered, then opened his mouth, revealing the tiger’s teeth and holding a sly expression.

The red envelope turned to the darkness and continued: “All the times, the species is not important, the important thing is to see the ability, my big brother, his ability is the Thunder, the highest 100 million volts, the steel has melted for you. I tell you big brother. He just released it and started to go crazy and even have electricity.”

Said, the red envelope patted the shoulders of the rabbit, pretending to be like: “Big brother, don’t get angry, don’t get angry, if the cats die, the police will chase them.”

Then the red envelope pointed to the cat shadow in the dark and said: “I told you, let us arrange the flight, or my older brother will start the fire, and the cats here will die.”

The green eyes in the darkness lingered, and it seemed to judge the true and false of the red envelope. After a moment, he replied: “Two thousand pieces, no more, this is our cost price.”

“Complete.” The red envelope said: “Do you use Alipay or WeChat? I am looking for a previous account.”

“All right.” The voice said: “Where are you going?”

Red envelope: “Xiangjiang!”

Rabbit 狲: “U-city!”

The voice was puzzled: “Who is listening to who?”

The red envelope looked at the shadow in the darkness, and he said in his heart: “Who will accompany you to eat grass, but this time the quarrel will be finished.” He could only bear with anger: “Of course, listen to my boss, go to Uganda.” city.”

The super-character in the dark looked at the rabbit and said: “He is too eye-catching, and the air can not be checked. I shave his hair and make up.”

The rabbit was standing in a small room. One of the three cats and six colors, the red, yellow, green, blue, and purple cats on his head stood beside him and said, “You are a bit too big, I think. I want to give you a good haircut.”

The red envelope on the side said: “Try to make it like a cat, don’t let people discover it.”

“Don’t worry, my former shovel officer helped Jackie Long’s haircut. My technique is professional.” The colorful cat said that he popped his claws and saw his claws flashing cold and slightly crossed the rabbit. The body of the cockroach is a large cluster of hair falling down, and it is even sharper than the sword.

After half an hour, the ground is already a large piece of hair.

In front of the red envelope, the rabbit’s look has been completely renewed, and there is no hair on the skin.

The colorful cat shouted: “How? Just like Pharaoh, no one can find you are a rabbit!”

“My hair! Nothing!” After the rabbit took a look at the mirror, he opened his mouth and rushed toward the colorful cat. He yelled, “I want to eat you!”

“Don’t be excited! Don’t be excited!” The red envelope immediately stopped him and said: “It’s pretty good, really, it’s pretty good. It’s popular, and now foreign cats are so popular.”

……

A few hours later, the red envelope was placed in the air box for pets and was directly checked into the plane. After entering the cargo warehouse, he finally breathed a sigh of relief: “I finally left Zhao Yao, the demon, and finally left the lightning idiot. Fortunately, I secretly changed my destination. Hey, wait for me to go to Xiangjiang, rely on me. The ability to make hundreds of millions of dollars is not casually…”

Just then, a voice appeared in the ear of the red envelope: “Red envelope, red envelope is me, have you seen it?”

The brow of the red envelope wrinkled and looked at the side outside the air box, and immediately saw the rabbit licking Lightning, which was also in the air box.

Lightning said happily: “You are too careless. The place is wrong. It is obviously Urumqi. How did you get to Xiangjiang? Fortunately, I will help you change it, otherwise we will be separated.”

Red envelope: “?”

Lightning went on to say: “Or you have a wide range of roads, you can still find this way. When we get there, we will take you to the grassland, the Gobi and the snowy mountains, let you see the scenery of my hometown. ……”

Just then, a white cat staying in the air box said: “Are you going back to your hometown?”

Lightning said: “Yes, yeah, are you there too?”

The white cat replied: “I am not, I am traveling.”

“Is there any fun over there?” Another cat said: “I followed the shovel, who is familiar with you.”

Driven by Lightning, the entire warehouse suddenly became noisy, and a super cat started chatting.

The red envelope frowned and listened to Lightning’s embarrassment on the way, his eyes closed, and his heart secretly said: “A bunch of earthen buns, I will kill you when I get off the plane.”

……

Zhao Yao At home, Bridget squatted on the floor, his eyes slightly squatting, and he saw the endless darkness. A peerless demon king was looking at her with his eyes.

“Zhao Yao! I really don’t blame me! They attacked me! I also bribed me with catnip! But am I the kind of cat? I refused on the spot, and they used catnip to smother my mouth, I desperately thought To spit it out, they blocked my mouth with the claws, stuffed my cat’s peppermint, and directly stunned me to the living piston! I really tried my best!”