American TV series World Rescue

California.

Pasadena.

"No!!!"

Amid Zhang Wei's desperate screams, Lu Ziqiao used magic to steal Zhang Wei's target again.

The next day.

Zhang Wei's apartment.

"I hate you!"

Zhang Wei didn't even want to look at Lu Ziqiao.

"Sorry."

Lu Ziqiao apologized sincerely: "I didn't want it either. This is a disease or even a curse. I am the real victim, a person cursed by fate!"

"Twice!"

Zhang Wei was angered by Lu Ziqiao's shamelessness, opened his eyes and shouted: "You took away my candy twice in a row, that's my candy!!!"

"I know, but tonight..."

Lu Ziqiao invited again.

"Forget it! I will never trust you again, you are such a bastard!"

Zhang Wei interrupted.

boom!

Before Zhang Wei could finish speaking, Lu Ziqiao demonstrated his magic trick again, spread out his right hand, and what was written on it was: "You are such a bastard!"

"Damn it, you should have called me a bastard!"

Lu Ziqiao said regretfully.

Seeing Zhang Wei's cold face and not speaking, Lu Ziqiao apologized again: "Okay, I'm sorry, but I will make up for my mistake! Tonight we will go to a bar next to the California Institute of Technology called Scorpion and Toad. I feel that in a young In a group of people, you will appear more mature and sophisticated, plus you are a third-year law student, so you are smarter than them!"

"I'm smarter than them."

Zhang Wei retorted, but his heart moved and hesitantly said: "Okay, but this time you are not allowed to do magic again!"

After speaking, he looked sideways and suddenly found that Lu Ziqiao who was sitting next to him was missing. Thinking of Lu Ziqiao's endless magic, Zhang Wei was stunned and shouted: "Where are you? How did you do it?"

"I'm peeing, idiot!"

Lu Ziqiao poked her head out of the toilet and said disdainfully: "Magic is just magic, not magic. You still claim to be smart!"

At night.

Boom, boom, boom!

"Snake Zhang, put on your suit, we are going!"

After Zhang Wei opened the door, Lu Ziqiao greeted him energetically.

"Wait a minute."

Zhang Wei stopped him and reminded: "Empty your pockets!"

"What are you doing? I have nothing in my pocket..."

As Lu Ziqiao spoke, she saw Zhang Wei looking at him in disbelief. He took out a deck of magic cards and a magic handcuff from his pocket dejectedly, and handed them to Zhang Wei: "Can you leave now?"

"uh-huh!"

Zhang Wei hummed: "And your sleeves!"

"There's really nothing in there!"

Lu Ziqiao said with a grimace.

"Oh, is it so?"

Zhang Wei walked up to Lu Ziqiao and pulled out a long string of colorful ribbons from Lu Ziqiao's sleeves, with a pair of underwear tied at the end, leaving people speechless.

"It's okay now, can you leave?"

Lu Ziqiao said and turned around to leave.

"uh-huh!"

Zhang Wei remained motionless and hummed: "Behind my ears!"

"There's nothing behind your ears..."

Lu Ziqiao shook his head. Under Zhang Wei's insistence, he knew he couldn't hide. He reached behind Zhang Wei's ear and took out a coin, which was exactly the one used in classic magic.

After counting all the magic props, Zhang Wei followed Lu Ziqiao out.

Scorpion and Toad Pub.

"...I am studying law as an undergraduate, but the workload is almost killing me!"

At the bar, Zhang Wei struck up a conversation with a blond girl and listened to the blond girl complaining about her heavy classwork.

Like doctors, lawyers' coursework is also very complicated. It is difficult to continue studying without giving your best. But once you succeed, your income will directly enter the middle class. This is why these two professions are called stepping stones to the middle class.

"I can totally understand. I'm a third-year law student, so if the workload really kills you, I can help you defend you!"

Zhang Wei played with humor.

It's not that he is really funny, but he knows more or less the jokes in his major. When he meets a girl from the same major in the lower grade, he just picks it up and it works very well, making the blond girl laugh. laugh.

"Listen, I'm leaving."

The blond girl's classmates were about to leave, so they waved to the blond girl. The blond girl hinted that her business was not done yet: "It's a great night tonight. It would be great if I could see you again..."

"Yes! That would be great!"

Zhang Wei responded stupidly, not hearing what the blonde girl meant at all.

"So, maybe I'll meet you again here?"

The blonde girl could only hint again.

"Not likely, I never come here."

Zhang Wei straight male cancer road.

"..."

The blond girl was speechless by Zhang Wei, but seeing Zhang Wei's silly look and his previous humor, she decided to give Zhang Wei another chance and simply said clearly: "You know you can ask me for my phone number. of……"

"Okay, very good."

Zhang Wei responded in his mouth, but he stupidly made no move, completely relying on his strength to stay single for the rest of his life.

"Hi, I'm Lu Xiaobu."

Lu Ziqiao couldn't stand it anymore and came over with a glass of wine.

"Oh no!"

Zhang Wei wailed.

"You can leave your phone number..."

Lu Ziqiao took out a pen and paper from his pocket and handed it to the blonde girl: "For my friend?"

"OK!"

The blond girl agreed immediately and seemed to really like Zhang Wei.

In a taxi.

"Wow!"

Zhang Wei held the note with the blonde girl's number written on it and shouted, very excited.

In the West, if a girl is willing to give you her phone number, it says it all. As long as her performance is not too bad, she will basically have a chance to hit a home run!

"I did it! I got a girl's phone number!"

Zhang Wei said excitedly: "Her handwriting is very delicate, look! I am going to take her to have a meal on the other side, and then we will go for a walk in the park. It will be so..."

After saying this, he suddenly caught a glimpse of Lu Ziqiao holding his note, and he was in a daze. Zhang Wei's heart immediately skipped a beat, and he said in a trembling voice: "What's wrong?"

"I'm sorry, brother, this belongs to me too."

Lu Ziqiao shamelessly stuffed the note into his pocket.

The air suddenly became quiet. After a while, Zhang Wei turned sideways towards Lu Ziqiao, pinched Lu Ziqiao's neck and shouted: "I want to kill you! I must kill you!!!"

"Wait! If we don't resolve this like gentlemen, then no one will get the number."

Lu Ziqiao said and threw the note out of the window.

"No! Stop the car!"

Zhang Wei yelled, and under the taxi driver's crazy look, he got out of the car to look for the note.

Just kidding, this blond girl just now was the most helpful person in restoring his self-confidence during this period, how could he give up!

"Don't go, Zhang Wei~"

Lu Zi pretended to persuade, and after Zhang Wei got off the car, he said to the driver: "First Avenue 81 Street, thank you."

After the car started, Lu Ziqiao took out the note that was supposed to be thrown out from his sleeve, looked at the words on the note, and showed a lewd smile: "Oh, she does have very delicate handwriting..."

A few days later.

Zhang Wei's restaurant downstairs.

"Hi, Zhang Wei."

Lu Ziqiao knew that he was wrong, so he came to find Zhang Wei again after a few days.

"Go away! I don't want to talk to you."

Zhang Wei suppressed his anger and said.

"Okay, I know what I did a few days ago was a bit morally controversial..."

"A little?"

Zhang Wei mocked.

"It doesn't matter how much, the good news is, she likes you very much!"

Lu Ziqiao said shamelessly: "If things happen as you wish, you have already gone on one or two dates now, and everyone knows what the third date means, haha~"

"It doesn't matter anymore, she has been defiled by you, hasn't she?"

Zhang Wei said expressionlessly: "I have completely given up. Maybe being alone is my destiny."

"Don't be so pessimistic. As a brother, I will always be with you!"

Lu Ziqiao said seriously.

"You're not gay, are you?"

Zhang Wei asked very seriously.

"of course not."

Lu Ziqiao was stunned for a moment, then winked and said, "If even I were the same, then there would be no pure men in the world!"

"I think you are!"

Zhang Wei said coldly: "If not, as a friend, there are so many candies in the world. Why do you always steal my candies? Otherwise you hate me. Otherwise you have evil thoughts about me, otherwise I really want to I don’t know why you would do this?”

"Well."

Lu Ziqiao was suddenly speechless and said embarrassedly: "It's neither of these! I'm just teaching you an attitude towards life."

"What attitude towards life?"

Zhang Wei asked.

"In the field of picking up girls, it's always about eating more and taking more, and you will fight to the death!"

Lu Ziqiao said seriously: "We are indeed brothers, but before you learn to fly, I will not abide by the rules of brotherhood, because that will not do you any good!

Think about it, if you had been more proactive that night instead of acting like a zombie, you would have made a date with her by yourself, without my need to do anything!

And since I took action, it belongs to me as the fruit of my labor. It was me who got her, not you who got the phone and yelled at the note!

If you enjoyed the girl I picked up that night with peace of mind, what would be the result? Just the second Harley! Do you still want to experience that kind of pain? "

"..."

Zhang Wei was speechless. Although he clearly knew that Lu Ziqiao was talking nonsense about his shameless behavior, if he thought about it carefully, what Lu Ziqiao said was not unreasonable.

In the first two attempts to pick up girls, it was Lu Ziqiao who finally took action, and it was Zhang Wei who got the girl's phone number. Strictly speaking, he was more like a prop man!

"Then I should really thank you for your great kindness~"

Although he was a little touched in his heart, Zhang Wei was still sarcastic. Who doesn't understand the truth, but he is still angry!

"You are welcome."

Lu Ziqiao was keenly aware of Zhang Wei's inner relaxation, patted Zhang Wei on the shoulder and said with a smile: "Now that the words have been spoken, I have taught you everything I should teach you. It's time to let you fly."

"I have no idea."

Zhang Wei hesitated: "I felt very good that night, but... now I really don't know what to do. I don't want you to take action in the end, and then act out your shamelessness again!"

"hehe."

Lu Ziqiao smiled calmly: "If I tell you, you can live that night again, use the same dialogue, use the same jokes, just this time, as long as you know who finally asked for her phone number and who was the last person who got her What do you think, you, not me?”

"Can you go back in time?"

Zhang Wei shook his head and said: "Even if you can, I can't accept it. After all, you and her have already... That would be too embarrassing. I am a traditional person from the other side, and I can almost be honest with friends like the West. This approach is really unacceptable!”

"You're so old-fashioned!"

Lu Ziqiao complained, and then said with an exaggerated smile: "But there's no need to bother, she has... wait... coming... I'll tell you soon... an identical twin sister~~! They look exactly the same!"

"The twin sisters are not the same person as her!"

Zhang Wei was stunned and retorted.

"Of course it is, at least for you!"

Lu Ziqiao showed a lewd smile: "We can have a four-person date, what do you think?"

"All right."

Zhang Wei's anger was almost gone at this time, and he missed the silky feeling of having sex with the blonde girl that night, so he couldn't refuse at all, so he nodded in agreement, but then he thought of Lu Ziqiao's style and quickly reminded him.

"But you have to promise me you won't steal my new twin and leave me the one you used!"

"used?"

Lu Ziqiao said with serious contempt: "Zhang Wei, they are people, not objects! There is something wrong with your thinking!"

At night.

TBBT Apartments.

Bar downstairs.

Lu Ziqiao arranged for Zhang Wei to see two blond girls. They were exactly the same. If it weren't for the deliberately different clothes, it would be impossible to tell who was who.

"Wow! They are actually twins! Zi Qiao and Zhang Wei can do it!"

Owen and others were sitting far away, and Penny sighed as she watched the four of them chatting happily.

"yeah~"

Arthur's daily envy and jealousy echo, and the little expression under his glasses is exactly the same as Leonard's back then. As expected, he was almost raised by Leonard!

"It seems Zhang Wei is lucky!"

Penny observed carefully for a while and confirmed: "That girl likes him very much! Maybe he can be a lucky dog ​​tonight without waiting for the third date!"

"He really does have one!"

Arthur forced a smile, but felt a little uncomfortable in his heart. This was the sadness of a single man.

Thinking back to the time when he was dumped again by Mary at the same time, he felt very sad and painful. It was the even more miserable Zhang Wei who gave him a reason to live.

But now, seeing someone who was even worse off than him back then, living the life he dreamed of, he felt so relieved at the time but feels so unhappy now.

"Owen, Zi Qiao, does he still need a wingman?"

Arthur couldn't help but ask.

"What, do you have an idea?"

Owen laughed.

"Uh-huh!"

Arthur nodded repeatedly: "Zi Qiao is everyone's friend. You can't just care about Zhang Wei, right? Will you take us with you when you have time?"

"Are you sure you want Ziqiao to show off and fly with you?"

Owen smiled playfully.

"if you can……"

Arthur sneered.

"I don't think it's a problem."

Owen nodded and said with a meaningful smile: "Only if you read the rest of the story. If you still have ideas, I will tell you!"

"OK!"

Arthur was overjoyed at first, and then his heart trembled, and he had an ominous premonition: "What will happen next..."