An Expert Is actually By My Side

Chapter 10: Reverse poison milk, the most deadly!

   Although Xia Guo’s video game industry has just started, it is regarded as a great weapon for cultural output and has been supported by policies, so the development is quite impressive.

  As the largest single-player game download platform in China, the e-fun platform has a complete set of recommendation mechanism and game release mechanism to ensure that fresh blood is continuously imported into this blue ocean market.

  Take indie games as an example.

   Any game submitted as an independent game producer with a comprehensive production cost of less than one million will be divided into independent game divisions after passing the system review.

  The games that are divided into this division will have the opportunity to enjoy a series of support policies prepared by the e-fun platform for independent game producers.

   For example, the information flow recommendation of the main page of the platform.

   This is almost the recommended position with the most exposure on the entire platform. As long as the sales reach 100 in 24 hours, it can be listed.

   Under normal circumstances, most of the works that can be recommended are of good quality. Especially according to the urination that picture quality is king in this world, even if there is no exquisite CG animation, there are at least a few screenshots of games that cheat money.

   However, 2048 is undoubtedly a different kind.

   There is no picture to speak of. In this information flow recommendation filled with exquisite CG and screenshots, it is like a white lotus that is not stained by the mud.

   Its graphics are so rough that it can be ignored, and the gameplay is so simple that it is mentally handicapped, even the final [Congratulations on Winning] is so scribbled.

   Even though he has been in the game circle for many years, it is the first time that Zhang Xiang has seen it. Such a perfunctory and bad work has actually appeared on the information flow recommendation of the largest game platform in China-e-fun.

   "This is so boring, isn't it?"

   Looking at the leaderboard that popped up in front of him, he was silly after wasting half an hour to clear the level, and he even suspected that his eyes were wrong.

That's it?

   A junk game that requires no screen, no plot, and even simple operation that only requires four buttons up, down, left, and right. Not only has it been recommended by the e-fun platform, the number of downloads has also increased.

   As of the last time he watched it, more than a thousand people have downloaded it.

   It was less than three hours before the game was launched.

   What’s even more boring is that someone actually scored 131072 points.

   "...The auditors of the e-fun platform have their heads broken, it's fine, and even the player's taste has been lowered?"

   When he thought of the epic masterpieces that he and the audience had spent in Amway, they all rushed to the street, and an unknown fire ignited in his heart.

   Why is this so special!

   can't do it!

   In order to maintain the healthy development of the industry, he felt that he had to make a grievance in the live broadcast room.

of course……

   is mainly to confirm that it is not a problem with my own taste.

   saw that the time for the live broadcast was almost up, he pressed a button on the keyboard, cut to the desktop, and opened the live broadcast tool.

   As a well-known up in the live broadcast of station B and in the game zone, he is nicknamed Brother Xiang, an old predecessor of the game critics, but his reputation is not good.

   There is no such thing as an undead game in the legend, so he was ridiculed by the players as the No. 1 poisonous milk in the game industry.

   The greatest joy of the audience in each live broadcast room is to watch him flatter and blunt a certain masterpiece that hasn’t been launched yet.

   Over time, whenever he pushes a game in the live broadcast room, some black fans will jump out and laugh at him for having bad money again.

At first, he resisted, arguing that he was generating electricity for love and had not received any money. As a result, the devastated developer couldn't stand it anymore. He sent an "internal person" to his scarf to make complaints, saying that Brother Xiang would not take the money. I didn't really promote it seriously at all, and I attached a screenshot of the bank's "money", which was also a hot search.

   Later, there were more and more people following the trend. He saw that no matter how hard he struggled, it was useless, so he didn't resist at all.

   After all, traffic is money.

   Where there is traffic, there is food.

   The facts are true, the developers are still willing to give money at the beginning, after all, the traffic is there.

   But then slowly, no one looked for him.

   Metaphysics is not credible, but it is accurate!

  No one wants to have a bunch of poisoned milk buffs as soon as their games are launched. What's more, some black fans are really too strong in combat. This guy will discredit which game he pushes, making the comment area a mess.

   In this way, the popularity has become a burden to Brother Xiang.

   If you can't take off the hat on your head, it means that you can't keep up with bad money, and you can't pay rent if you don't get bad money.

   Zhang Xiang, who has a fan and cannot realize it, does not want to take off the hat on his head all the time. However, because of his mouth, it is too poisonous, and no game can resist his toxic milk.

  Until one day, he finally waited for the coveted opportunity.

   An epic masterpiece that was announced for a whole year and cost hundreds of millions of dollars. According to rumors, the semi-finished demo was directly shocked by the heads of the electronic fun group.

   Holding the demo version of the CD-ROM, Zhang Xiang gambled on his career in the second half of his life, and for the only time he made the most vicious and poisonous vow he had ever vowed in his life.

   "What a blow!"

   "If this amazing and explosive work can hit the street, I Zhang Xiang will eat two catties of **** on the spot!"

   The later results are obvious.

   80% of the epic masterpiece was spent on the demo version and ppt, but it died on the spot on the day it was released.

   Zhang Xiang, who loves power generation, not only received a lawyer's letter from the developer, but also owed the audience two catties of shit.

   Until now, audiences have repeatedly collected debts in his live broadcast room. Later, they simply used Xiang to refer to **** to remind him not to forget to pay the two kilograms of Orily owed.

   This wave of operations is simply a loss.

   is also from then on, he gritted his teeth and endured the humiliation, always seeking the opportunity to transform, determined that he would never be a game promotion host in the future, but switched to a game Tucao.

   In the future, which developer does not give him money, he will scream at that developer’s new work.

   There is no good way to lick people!

   If you can’t charge the promotion fee, I will charge you protection fee in a different way!

   Today, I happened to take this **** first!

   "Good afternoon, dear viewers, I am your brother Xiang, I am a bit late to go online today, because I was delayed by a junk game."

  【Brother Xiang is on the air! The fans are here! 】

   [Xiang, should I pay the two catties I owe? 】

  【Let me translate it for everyone. Brother Xiang meant to say that your brother Xiang is going to have bad money today. You waste a little time when you want to lick it. Please bear with me. 】

   [You must forgive me! As long as the anchor pays back the **** owed first. 】

【Bros! Hit the bad money on the public screen! 】

   Looking at the barrage on the screen, Zhang Xiang's brow twitched fiercely.

   However, the audience masters are God, and the audience masters are his fathers. He still understands this easy-to-understand truth, so it didn't happen. Instead, he continued to broadcast with patience.

   "If you think that I'm taking on some kind of work with a meal again, then you really look down on your brother Xiang, your brother Xiang is here to preside over justice today!"

   "The current game industry is going from bad to worse. Any **** can be on the recommendation list of the information flow, squeezing the living space of the real boutiques. Not much nonsense, I will show you what is boring today."

   As he logged into the e-fun platform, he opened the 2048 he just played.

   "The gameplay of this game is very simple, that is, add up, down, left, and right to the same two adjacent numbers to make up to the number 2048."

   "And after you spend half an hour clearing the level, you will find that this cheating game has just begun. As long as you are boring enough, this number can keep increasing."

"Now the independent game area of ​​the e-fun platform has fallen. I could occasionally find two great works in the past, but now I push up all the rubbish. After playing for half an hour, I realized that there is no refund. It’s. Although a dollar is not much, it really disgusts you Brother Xiang."

   "Everyone, don't play, except for wasting half an hour of your life, this game will not bring you any pleasure."

   spit out a lot of joy, Zhang Xiang only felt like Tui took a spit of old phlegm that had accumulated for two years, and he couldn't tell the ease.

   But when he looked at the barrage, the whole person was stunned.

   [emmmm... Why is it boring? Isn’t it okay? 】

   [Yes, it feels quite interesting. 】

   [Although the gameplay is very simple, but happiness is not discounted, I will try next. 】

  【Get up, I will go too. 】

   Fuck?

   Zhang Xiang's eyes widened.

  Are these people brainless?

   Where is this broken game happy?

   Then, an even more excessive barrage appeared.

   [This Xiang is afraid that he has taken a job with bad money, and started to wipe the black newcomer production team. 】

   [Brothers, put the protection in the game comment area, you can't let the evil forces succeed! 】

   [Master buy 10 copies first, UU reading www.uukanshu. com spit on Lao Xiang! I bother! It's a mess of bad money! Also uphold justice! 】

   Looking at the line of barrage on the screen, Zhang Xiang almost spewed out a mouthful of old blood.

  淦!

   When I pushed the game, I said that I had bad money, and when I sprayed the game, I also said that I had bad money. This is too much!

   However, no matter how wronged Zhang Xiang is, it will not help.

  Rhythm, that’s how you are brought up by the barrage, and his room manager has always been no matter what, not to mention that it is useless at this time.

   Without paying attention, the number of downloads of the game jumped by a thousand, and the whole thing was turned over.

   This full-screen complaint is simply a ruthless humiliation to his professionalism!

   Zhang Xiang felt that he was about to cry. In his emotions, he slapped his right hand on his thigh.

   "I beg you to stop buying it! Doesn't it hurt to buy this **** game?"

  【Hahaha, I want to buy it, not much for a dollar, it's easy to spend! 】

  【Yes, yes, when will you pay back the two catties of **** you owe us? 】

   [That is, to support a dollar to the producer who has dreams! 】

   Looking at the barrage that was full of the screen and countering him, Zhang Xiang was furious after all, and yelled at the screen incompetently and furiously.

   "Eat shit, you guys!"

   just finished shouting, he regretted it.

   But before he regrets it, the live broadcast room clicked and the screen went black.

   Immediately afterwards, the super-tube reminder popped out.

   [Please pay attention to the quality of the anchor, and do not insult the audience. 】

   banned time——

   72 hours!

   Watching the super-tube's opening reminder and the full-screen barrage of "great heart" and "justice from heaven"...

   Zhang Xiang was stupid.

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