An Expert Is actually By My Side

　　 Zhang Xiang is very upset recently.

　　 As a well-known commentator in the game circle, the top streamer of station B, and the head anchor of the live broadcast area, nicknamed Brother Xiang, he was once one of the best in the game area of ​​station B.

　　 However...

　　 Recently, his status as a big star in the industry has plummeted because of a live broadcast accident.

　　 When he thinks about what happened that day, he feels wronged for a while.

Those dog fans chased him for eating **** for almost a year, and were not punished a little bit. They just "friendly" in the live broadcast room suggested that they also eat it once, and they were over-regulated as "insulting the audience". The reason was crazy for 72 hours.

　　 This is not a double standard. What is it?

　　 This is not what makes him most angry.

　　 And that unpopular game whose name and gameplay are too bad, was accidentally breathed out by him? !

　　 Whether it is a coincidence or something, after that, 2048 will be a mess. Some major broadcasters who live broadcast "The Oracle" will also take time to play for a minute or two while waiting for the copy to load, and then put it aside and hang it when it is loaded.

　　 In this way, his name of poisonous milk is considered to be completely established in the game circle, and he even got out of the circle because of it.

　　 More and more people learned about his brother Xiang’s name and his inaudible stalks, so they went to the live broadcast room of station B to pay attention to him.

Thanks to this, the number of "debt collectors" in his live broadcast room is also increasing day by day. No matter what he says, there will be a barrage followed by a rhythm, asking him to give the owed **** first. have eaten.

　　 Some of these are old black fans, some are following the trend, and some are 2048 fans who are so angry when they hear someone spray their favorite game.

Yes it is.

　　 Even a game like 2048 has true fans who love it.

　　 However, sitting with millions of viewers, he is still the clown in people's eyes, and it has not changed a little bit from before.

　　 Every day from being scolded on the broadcast to the next broadcast, not to mention, the reward income of the live broadcast is also deteriorating.

　　 As for the job of chafan?

　　 I couldn’t reach it before, and now I can’t reach it!

Under financial pressure, he even found the operating department of Rice Entertainment with a cheeky idea, and offered to help them promote the 2048 mobile version that was the main promotion this quarter. He also said euphemistically that he could take all the dung he had sprayed. After eating it back, he was ruthlessly rejected by the other party.

　　The reason for rejection is quite simple.

　　 "Whether this game can become a hit is related to our company's marketing strategy for the next quarter, and we are reluctant to take this risk."

　　 Good fellow, the meal is not enough.

　　 The name of this poisonous milk must accompany him for a lifetime.

　　 Continue to spray 2048?

　　 That's not good either.

　　 The family has been bought by the rice group.

　　 It’s not impossible to let him spray games, but he drives a live broadcast room with millions of people to spray the main products of the domestic electronics giants in the season. He feels that he has the courage, but the live broadcast platform may not necessarily unite with him.

　　 I can’t say that I only spray the PC version, not the mobile version, right?

　　 fool!

　　 Besides, because of the 2048 incident last time, the audience members have begun to seriously question his taste.

　　 Even after a long time, even he himself has some doubts whether his own taste is really wrong.

　　 How do you see how to hit the street game, why is it so popular?

　　 It doesn't make sense for emotion or reason!

　　 Hatred is like a seed. Every time someone taunts him with this incident in the live broadcast room, it germinates in his heart once.

　　 He doesn't want to wash away this humiliation all the time, and all the time he doesn't want to prove to his audience that there is nothing wrong with his vision, the mistake is that this **** world is too unreasonable.

　　 Finally, when looking for live broadcast material, he finally made him wait for the coveted opportunity...

　　 "Temple escape? Fuck, Yunmeng Games, a street-smashing company, has a new game?!"

　　 "But how did they switch to mobile games..."

do not care!

　　 Mobile games are mobile games!

　　Rotten games don’t distinguish between platforms, don’t think you can’t spray you if you don’t do the PC terminal! Still trample on the dirt for you!

The excited expression on 　　's face was like winning the 5 million lottery. Zhang Xiang couldn't wait to download the game to his mobile phone.

　　The game itself is on the e-fun platform APP, and the operator is the e-fun platform's own channel-"E-fun Featured", so there is no need to register an additional account. The recent mergers and acquisitions of the Rice Group have given this PC-based gaming platform a second spring, and the mobile phone, which has not been developed, has also made a splash.

　　 But...

　　 This e-fun company has no eyesight at all.

　　 actually used this garbage game as the main product of the season.

　　 Temple escape?

　　 Zhang Xiang who entered the game chuckled.

　　 To be honest, he is a cautious person, he will not spray easily in games that are not particularly rubbish, unless it is the kind of street goods that can be seen at a glance, he will step on it.

　　 Such as this temple escape, it undoubtedly meets his Tucao standards.

　　 Let's not talk about the content of the game, just by looking at the colorful cover of the game, he knows that this thing must be a loser.

There are currently two popular games in the market. One is a series of Q version racing games led by "Pineapple Speed" launched by Pineapple Mobile, and the other is the "Oracle" series led by the domestic communications giant Sea Lion Group. IP masterpiece.

　　 The former occupies the market of low-end and mid-end models, while the latter eats up premium users of mid-to-high-end models.

　　 Of course, 2048, which has become so popular recently, can also be counted.

　　 Although in his opinion this kind of "nouveau riche" with no background is not qualified, there is no similar game as a green leaf foil, at least the shadow of the fire will disappear for a while...

　　 "Such a **** game dare to take the free route, buy it in the mall? Haha!"

　　Master is dead! Just pay back the two catties of **** owed to the audience! I will never charge a penny to this **** game!

　　The plot of the game is very random, and can even be ignored.

In short, an explorer ran wildly in the narrow passage of the ancient tomb, followed by an extremely ugly-looking monster chasing him, and I don’t know if he was caught and eaten, or caught doing something indescribable. child.

　　The gameplay is also very simple, and it is in the same line as the fool operation of 2048.

　　 Take off when encountering a low obstacle, slide down when encountering a high obstacle, turn left and slide left, turn right and slide right, be overtaken by monsters or gameover before turning in time. As for the end...

　　 should be there, right?

　　 Although it is not mentioned in the game description.

　　 For **** players like myself, this kind of mentally handicapped rule description is obviously superfluous. Zhang Xiang just glanced at it and threw it aside, directly entering the game screen.

　　As the number one black fan of "Yunmeng", although he is ready to spray, of course he still has to download it and play it himself in order to make the spraying posture not too blunt.

　　 The game has started.

　　 An extremely ugly monster smashed through the wooden door and rushed towards the unarmed explorer. Zhang Xiang stared at the screen intently, and easily passed the test of bends and potholes in two consecutive right slides and left slides.

That's it?

　　 There was a sense of contempt in his heart, and Zhang Xiang's mouth also aroused a trace of disdain.

　　 At this moment, he has completely forgotten, and he encountered the lessons he had learned when playing 2048.

The first two traps that made the player familiar with the gameplay are really easy to hide, but at the moment when he manipulates the villain to run through the first mine, a continuous left turn and right turn plus a stone gate that requires a sliding shovel to pass through, directly Fast forward him to the end of the game.

　　 "Fuck?"

　　 Looking at the gameover that popped up on the screen and the score of 250 (not on the list), Zhang Xiang's eyes stared directly into two light bulbs.

　　This score...

　　 is simply an insult to his IQ and professional player qualities!

　　 gritted his teeth, he pretended nothing happened, and drove again quickly.

　　 The luck was a little bit better this time, and he ran to 310 points. It was only because of a small mistake that he could not jump over the obstacle in time, and he was caught by the monster chasing behind him.

　　 "Hehe... Actually it's just that."

　　 "As long as you master the knack and react a little faster, even a fool can easily pass the level."

　　 Looking at the 7,200 points at the top of the ranking, Zhang Xiang smiled coldly and started the next one.

　　 However, what surprised him was that in the next few rounds, no matter how hard he tried, he was stuck in the position of 290 points or so. Either he was drawn too slowly when turning a corner, or he was caught off guard by the sudden rush of the hole.

　　 After several frustrations, Zhang Xiang couldn't help but dropped the phone on the sofa.

　　 "Nima! This **** game is too bad!"

　　 Lost all the set after one failure?

　　 How can anyone be so unfriendly to players!

　　 The full of frustration and regret made him want to smash the phone.

　　 After calming the breath in his chest, Zhang Xiang calmed himself down and picked up the phone lying on the sofa again.

　　 Index finger opened the mall at a place where he couldn't live up to it. Originally, he planned to see if there were any good-looking skins. However, at this moment, he suddenly discovered that the mall actually sold resurrection items? !

　　 "Fuck! Resurrection gems?! Have to buy them with money?!"

　　 Although this so-called resurrection gem is not omnipotent, it can only be used once in a round, but even if it is just a chance to redeem the mistake, it can come in handy!

　　 Zhang Xiang felt that the difference between himself and the destination was only a gem.

　　 However, the price of one hundred gold coins written on the back of the gem made him hesitate.

　　The gold coins here are not those picked up in the game, but game coins that need to be recharged. A hundred gold coins are roughly equivalent to a dollar. Although they are not expensive, they are disgusting enough. Anyway, at least it disgusts Zhang Xiang.

　　Of course, it’s okay if you don’t recharge.

　　 As long as all the daily tasks are completed, there is no problem to earn 300~500 gold coins a day.

　　 It was just Zhang Xiang’s desperate discovery that the simplest task had to be scored 500 points to complete, and some achievement chests required scores even more than 2,000 points.

How to do?

　　 Do I have to recharge?

　　 Zhang Xiang swallowed, his dangling thumb hesitated.

　　 In just ten seconds, his mood experienced a series of chemical reactions from disdain to hesitation, and then from hesitation to heartbeat.

　　 has already determined in his subconscious that ~www.ltnovel.com~ it is impossible to score high without buying resurrection gems.

　　 However, he didn't hit 500 points to light up the achievement medal, and he always felt uncomfortable. As a **** player and game reviewer, his dignity and obsessive-compulsive disorder do not allow him to simply shrink back.

　　 Just as he was fighting between heaven and man in his mind, the corner of his eye suddenly caught a glimpse of the new user welfare on the top bar of the mall.

Seems……

　　 First charge reward?

　　 The golden treasure chest, like the last straw that crushed the camel, also crushed his persistence.

　　 The first charge is only 6 yuan.

　　 not only can get a gift package worth 21 yuan, but also 10 extra resurrection gems! It means that I charged 6 yuan and bought something for 31 yuan. Not only did I not spend the money, but also made 25? !

　　 rushed to earn money, not to lose blood!

　　 For an instant, Zhang Xiang's breathing was short, and his vow that he would not spend a penny even eating **** was completely forgotten, and his trembling thumb was already hanging on the payment button.

　　 I have to say that once the bottom line is broken, the mind will slide faster than an avalanche.

　　 The idea in his head has changed from "only charge six yuan" to "all the time, it's not as good as the first charge of 666 to get 666".

　　 As soon as he bit the tooth, Zhang Xiang's thumb was pressed down.

　　 Just when the thumb touched the screen, for a moment, there was a trace of regret in his heart.

　　 However, the regret lasted less than a second, and he quickly convinced himself.

　　 The main purpose of paying for the money is to test the mall system of this game!

　　 Besides, I will charge this time...

　　 is not an example!