An Unscientific Mechanic

The next morning, Palpatine contacted Master Yoda with two bloodshot eyes.

Palpatine's eyes are complicated, his expression is distorted, and his thousands of words converge into one sentence: "Where did you get this thing?"

"That Ian from Tatooine?" Palpatine thought of the only person who didn't appear in the movie.

"Yes."

"Unexpectedly... so dramatic." Palpatine leaned on the backrest. "Why don't you come over and send me the first time?"

"Have you not done well in the past few years?" Master Yoda asked rhetorically. "From a statistical point of view, although you have promoted the trade alliance and other outer ring forces to initiate separatist behavior, from another perspective, even without your promotion, trade alliances, technology alliances, and bank alliances will launch within 15 years. Rebellion. And your promotion made the trade alliance not particularly strong resentment in the heart, and when the forces in hand were not particularly sufficient, they jumped out, which allowed the situation to be controlled instead."

"In fact, the situation has begun to get out of control." Palpatine yawned uncontrollably. People who were close to 60 years old were still all night, even the Sith warrior couldn't stand it. "Now the Republic’s subjective initiative is getting stronger and stronger. According to my original idea, political corruption should reach its peak before the war begins, and then obtain the emergency disposal power before liquidation, but now, more than one-third. Members of the legislature were dismissed and replaced by members of the young group, each with a high sense of social responsibility. Then this group of legislators formed gangs and joined forces to liquidate the delinquent members. Even if I didn’t take action, it would not take two years. Those fat-eared congressmen of the Republic were encouraged to be pulled down."

"Good thing, this is." Master Yoda tilted his head.

"That's the problem." Palpatine was really angry. "As the young and strong came to power, the assets of the greedy parliamentarians were confiscated. These countries with unprecedented ample treasury, while vigorously constructing infrastructure in their own star domain, also believed that they had the responsibility to get rich first and then get rich and unite with each other. Docked with the outer galaxies, began to help work, and shouted the slogan of building a homeland together. More than 400 outer galaxies docked with the central galaxy for economic cooperation and development. I doubt that after a while, the splitting forces will be able to split. Get out."

Seeing Master Yoda look puzzled, Palpatine continued.

"I ask you, why does the trade alliance want to oppose?"

"Because of the corrupt bureaucrats of the parliament?"

"Because they can’t make money, the outer galaxies are taxed heavily. The trade alliance is based in the outer galaxy. The last time the trade alliance increased the tax on the outer galaxy, it was the time when Naboo was surrounded. The trade alliance legally sold a ship of goods in the outer galaxy. It will drop to less than 20%. The profit of 20%. They are still doing a fart business. So they surrounded Naboo and tried to sign an agreement with Naboo, so that the goods will be transferred from Naboo, which is considered to be the core galaxy planet, so as to avoid this time. Tax increase, by the way, use the blockade of Naboo to protest that tax increase. Of course, the price is that Naboo must be annexed by the trade alliance, at least in name." Palpatine took a sip of water. "Of course, this group of businessmen are still insatiable. Their profit margin in the core galaxy has even reached more than 500%. The Trade Union, the chamber of commerce that monopolizes the entire Galaxy logistics industry, makes annual profits no less than the entire republic's one-year tax."

"And now, since the books circulated in the Jedi Temple, they are studying every day. Governor Gunley is holding a book of historical records every day, and Vice Governor Harco is holding on to the theory of capital every day. God knows what they think, now they There are at least two secret bases that I don’t know as retreats, and they started to hire workers again to work, abandoning their original policy of pure robot workers.

According to statistics, the people of the Star Territories under their current rule are happier than during the reign of the Republic. "

"what?"

"Although they hire employees, they need to incur expenses. However, when the people have money, they start to consume. The wages paid from them have turned around and come back, because most of the large shopping malls in their ruling areas are opened by trade alliances of.

Subsequently, the trade union began to build a modern city. To buy a good house, loans were needed, and the bank union settled in to provide low-interest loans. Local residents who had to work hard with loans on their backs quickly settled down.

Then, if one person in the family does not have enough work, then two people work, the value of the work output doubles, the wealth obtained doubles, and the consumption power is stronger. Now, the trade alliance is obsessed with infrastructure construction, and it is even possible to defy my orders to a certain extent and refuse to start a full-scale war with the Republic. "

"..." The corner of Master Yoda's mouth curled slightly and he almost laughed.

"Then, if they don’t start a full-scale war, I won’t get the emergency right to deal with, and if I don’t get the emergency right, I can’t concentrate my power to form an empire. If I don’t form an empire, I won’t have the opportunity to let this galaxy become my word. In a word, with the efficiency of the Republic, the war with the Yuuzhan Vong will definitely go wrong..." Palpatine thought about it. Anyway, you know that I'm going to be the emperor, so I won't pretend to be an emperor. Free yourself.

"...Huh?" Master Yoda's expression froze. "What did you say?"

"...If they don't go to full-scale war..."

"The last sentence."

"The war with the Yuuzhan Vong is going to happen...what's wrong?"

"The problem is big...how many movies did you see?"

"Fifth, no time to watch the next few, that **** lucky torpedo..." Palpatine thought of the movie he saw half an hour ago...

"Yuzhan Vong, it's not mentioned in the movie. Where did you know this race?"

"I have a military genius under my hand, the Chiss, from unknown territory. Thirty years ago, he accidentally came to the planet of the Sith, Esiguo. He informed the Sith Eternal Cultists of the invasion of this extragalactic civilization. The invasion of this biological civilization caused heavy casualties for the Eternal Cultists and the Chiss.

Later, we learned during torture that this was only their reconnaissance force, and that the follow-up force would arrive in about 40 years, but there was no scale or more detailed information at all. "

"Ian, do you know the Yuuzhan Vong?" Yoda chose to ask for help off the court.

"Day...I have an unknown hunch..." Ian's mouth twitched. "After reading the settings, where did you learn about this race, in the information I gave you?"

"Speaker Palpatine told me that 40 years from now, the main force of the Yuuzhan Vong will reach the galaxy."

"Master Yoda, please tell me that today is April Fool's Day."

"Unfortunately, not today."

Ian used another terminal to search for the Yuuzhan Vong, found relevant information in the database, and sent it to Master Yoda.

Master Yoda glanced through the information quickly, and his face was dark, like Master Windu...

"How bad is it?" Palpatine looked at Yoda's expression with a mental jerk.

"From Unknown Territory to Coruscant, 360 trillion people died. And their advance team is still in Uncharted Territory."

"Is they so strong, or I am so trash." Palpatine's eyes were red on the spot, angry. The force he unintentionally released caused cracks in the bulletproof glass behind him.

"Regardless of your business, you died in the sixth part. The New Republic is too useless."

Palpatine opened the sixth film and watched the movie in 5 minutes, his angry eyes turned red...

"Death Star II was designed by an idiot...I am going to kill him now!!!"

"This is what you care about?" Master Yoda was shocked.

"Two lucky torpedoes are enough, why can the spacecraft fly in this time!" The glass behind Palpatine finally shattered...

The guard heard the sound, thinking that the speaker had been assassinated, and rushed in. Palpatine instantly switched to the actor mode, indicating that he was in a panic, and the glass suddenly exploded, scaring himself. Don't use this company's glass afterwards.

Switched to the backup office, Palpatine connected Yoda's communication again.

"So, does the Jedi Knight have any plans?" Palpatine calmed down.

"We need to discuss, but it can be said that the Jedi Order is insignificant in this level of war. It is the fleet and super weapons that really play the decisive factor." Yoda opened the comic book "Star Wars: The New Jedi Order" Started to read, and handily distributed this group to all Jedi masters and Palpatine.

"Does Master Yoda have any trouble?" Padmé lying next to her asked, and then she saw Ian stroking her forehead and sighing.

"Padme, contact the Gungans and the Naboo government, start a comprehensive planning of the economy, do everything possible to arm Naboo, make plans for exile, and start designing the ark for escape."

Padmé sat up straight. "what are you talking about?!"

"Havoc, epic catastrophe."

"When?"

"Probably, 45 years from now?"

Padmé lay down, took the phone from one side, and sent a message to Queen Naboo and Chief Gungan that he hoped to have a confidential meeting tomorrow.

"There are still 45 years. Don't worry about these few days, right?"

"It's really not anxious, the technical issues have been arranged, and I have no problem salting fish here." Ian also lay down, ready to go to bed.

The next day, Padmé, who learned about the information (setup), went to the Naboo Palace for a meeting. And Ian returned to the Anaheim headquarters with Kycilia and Smith. All senior technical personnel and senior military officers such as Tarkin were summoned.

"Gentlemen, the following content is not allowed to be disclosed to anyone. According to information that is not particularly reliable, there is an extragalactic civilization that is no weaker than the Sith Empire now watching outside the galaxy. I need you to do your best to develop an excellent decisive battle. Weapons, and excellent cost-effective weapons. I will post the reference materials on the public network and look forward to your work."

"Ian, we've finished reading. The Yuuzhan Vong doesn't seem to be too powerful. The force during the Isis War should be able to fight against them." Yoda took the time to contact Ian.

"My suggestion is to prepare with the military power that crushes the Sith Empire. We have no way of knowing their true power. The power of Zhongluke is too strong. None of us can reach the height of Zhongluke's ability. It needs to be safer."

"Agree, rub the black hole with your hands and extinguish the stars... Can humans be so strong?" Palpatine walked behind Yoda.

"Yes." Ian was very sure.

"have you seen?"

"I have seen it."

"Who?"

"You." Ian stared at Palpatine.

"I?"

"Your parallel space-time individual, Emperor Palpatine, led the Jedi and Sith Warriors to fight for hundreds of years on the front of blocking the star-eaters across time and space. A force of lightning can smash the planets. The Force can crush huge battleships hundreds of kilometers long."

"I see, then what can the Jedi Knights led by him do?" Palpatine lowered his eyes and looked at Master Yoda.

"It is a routine operation to slash a battleship with a sword, and it is very common to smash a battleship with a satellite."

"Master Yoda, let your imagination go." Palpatine bent over and patted Master Yoda on the shoulder, then turned and left. He needs to reorganize his thinking, the productivity of the separatist forces must be nationalized, and the work efficiency of the republic must be improved. The empire is not the empire or secondary. The main reason is...there are too many empires for special mothers. In the race war, the appeasement policy is implemented. How big are your hearts in the New Republic? !

And those planets that established the Peace Brigade, want to surrender in the face of this kind of enemy? Before the new republic failed completely, began to support the enemy’s actions to establish a puppet army?

However, the Mandalorians are really good. They are courageous and strategic, bear the burden of humiliation, pretend to surrender and become a puppet army. In fact, they provide intelligence to the New Republic, act decisively when they can fight back, and directly defied the Yuuzhan Vong. One blow is worthy of a fighting nation.

Heard that the Mandalorian Star Territory is still in civil war?

Palpatine looked at the intelligence that Moore had collected.

"I see, then what can the Jedi Knights led by him do?" Palpatine lowered his eyes ~www.novelmtl.com~ to look at Master Yoda.

"It is a routine operation to slash a battleship with a sword, and it is very common to smash a battleship with a satellite."

"Master Yoda, let your imagination go." Palpatine bent over and patted Master Yoda on the shoulder, then turned and left. He needs to reorganize his thinking, the productivity of the separatist forces must be nationalized, and the work efficiency of the republic must be improved. The empire is not the empire or secondary. The main reason is...there are too many empires for special mothers. In the race war, the appeasement policy is implemented. How big are your hearts in the New Republic? !

And those planets that established the Peace Brigade, want to surrender in the face of this kind of enemy? Before the new republic failed completely, began to support the enemy’s actions to establish a puppet army?

However, the Mandalorians are really good. They are courageous and strategic, bear the burden of humiliation, pretend to surrender and become a puppet army. In fact, they provide intelligence to the New Republic, act decisively when they can fight back, and directly defied the Yuuzhan Vong. One blow is worthy of a fighting nation.

Heard that the Mandalorian Star Territory is still in civil war?

Palpatine looked at the intelligence that Moore had collected.