An Unscientific Mechanic

"Urgently cut off the nerve contact of the second unit!" Misato turned his head and ordered the moment the apostle's arm was raised.

　　 Ritsuko smashed the glass above the big red button that emergency cut off the nerve contact with the second machine and pressed the button at the same time.

　　The emergency device that uses quantum entanglement to transmit information directly cuts off all nerve contacts. The second unit ceased activity instantly. Only the reserve power supply is left for the insertion plug to maintain the operation of the life support system.

　　 In the next second, half of the head of Unit Two rose into the sky, and Unit Two fell heavily to the ground.

　　 "Asuka!" Rei was behind the apostle and clearly saw the tragic situation of the second plane being cut off by half of her head. Lost for a while, was blown away by the apostle's position.

　　 Ritsuko snatched Ibuki's computer and tapped quickly to lock the synchronization rate of the zero machine at 38.5% where the body injury would not be mapped to the driver.

　　 "It's careless..." Ritsuko gritted her teeth tightly. "I didn't expect that the high synchronization rate would directly map the injury to the driver."

　　 Inserted into the peg in the second unit, Asuka sat on the seat with a wry smile, her left hand holding her right hand and her broken arm.

　　 "I found a life..." The sound of the armor being torn, and the direction of the sound vibration, made Asuka realize that most of her second unit had his head cut.

　　 If you look at the fate of your right hand, if you haven't cut the nerve connection just now, you probably have a different head and head.

　　 "I'll leave it to you, honor student, uncle Se." Anyway, she couldn't do anything. Asuka put her broken arm as a pillow on the back of her head. Asuka kept adjusting the position of her pillow, but it was not very comfortable. "Is there less meat? Isn't it very comfortable..."

　　 Outside, the No.1 machine stretched out its hand and opened its position, trying to block the apostle's arm that stabs itself at the turn.

　　 However, the hurriedly opened AT position did not block the apostle's toilet paper arm that also covered the AT position. Half of the left palm of the first machine, along with most of the arm, were cut off by the apostle.

　　 Ian stared blankly at his broken arm, and his consciousness returned to the body inserted into the peg. He found that the insertion plug was floating in half of his palm and half of his arm, and he saw the second plane with his head half-flighted.

　　 "It's all my fault..." Ian's eyes, which had been shining with golden light, gradually flickered, and the red light gradually gained the upper hand. In the end, it turned into a blood red light. "After so many years, I am also arrogant."

　　 Inside the outer armor of the first unit, a large number of explosive bolts detonated.

　　 One by one additional modules detached from the main body and hit the ground.

　　 As the external equipment fell off, the countdown of the movable time in the insertion bolt appeared, counting down from five minutes, but the screen flickered a few times, reluctantly becoming positive infinity.

　　 "Li, take the second unit away."

　　 "But..."

"It's ok."

　　 Unit 0 inserted the Ronginus gun on the ground, ran over, picked up Unit 2 and ran back quickly. At the moment when she came into contact with the second unit, through contact communication, Ayanami was surprised to find that Asuka was alive except for her broken arm.

"Collateral damage? I didn't expect that after a few months of playing, I would become angry. When did I care about additional damage? Why do I keep shrinking? Isn't it all right if you win? Isn't it good for people to live? Isn’t it all right after the strategic goal is completed?"

　　 The apostle glanced at the number zero machine that ran away, and focused her attention on the number one machine in front of him.

　　 The strength of the purple guy's AT position is almost reported.

　　 "Although I don't want to admit it."

　　 The apostle fired a high-intensity positron cannon.

　　 But the positron beam was distorted in front of the No. 1 fuselage, tracing an arc and knocking down the back of the No. 1 machine. The storm brought about by the explosion was hunting.

　　 "Watermar refuses to admit that this is reality!"

　　In this world, the No.1 machine opened its mouth for the first time, and a burst of heat came out of it. The eyes have also become red round eyes, and the fluorescent green parts of the body have also become blood red.

　　 "Rush away...?"

　　 "The depth of the insertion pin, 150 breakthrough, the insertion pin cannot be detected. It is too dangerous to go on like this!"

　　 "Are you going to abandon the human form! Ian Vasty! It won't change back!"

　　 "It doesn't matter... I am not a human being either..."

　　 The apostle’s anxiety reached its peak, and his left arm shot out instantly, towards the neck of the first machine. The first number machine stretched his right hand forward and opened his five fingers.

　　 The arms of the two-tiered apostle cut to the fingers of the No. 1 machine.

　　 But, like a piece of paper through a chainsaw, the apostle's toilet paper arm was cut into six segments by five fingers.

　　 grabbed the apostle's arm and pulled the apostle over.

　　 The first machine slammed a hammer on the face of the apostle's mask and let out a low growl. Then he took the arm of the apostle, kicked the apostle and kicked the apostle into the air.

　　 pasted the torn off toilet paper arm on his left arm, imagining the appearance of the left arm. Stimulated by the AT position, the broken arm of the No. 1 machine merged with the apostle's arm, increasing in value and restoring the left arm.

　　 After the first machine recovered his left arm, he walked forward slowly. A halo flashed from the head of the first aircraft, but it was quickly dissipated by the opening of the guf door, and the black and red traps quickly expanded. Ian's mind flashed back to the bragging of Shinji before coming over, and the daily routine of joking with Asuka.

　　 Especially the sentence, "I tell you, Asuka, my wife!"

　　 There is also the sentence of God Shinji: "This time, you must give them happiness."

"It seems that you cut off her right arm like this." A cross flash of light flashed in front of the first machine, and a positron beam struck the left half of the apostle's body. The smaller half of the body and the left arm were cut by the positron beam. Come down. In front of the apostle, hundreds of positions were cut off together.

　　 "Asuka, my wife? That's how you guarded her?" Ian muttered to herself.

　　In the distance, Linda who was monitoring this side smiled and squeezed the pen in her hand.

　　 Asuka, who crawled out of the plug, raised her head in amazement when she heard the sound of the No. 1 amplifier.

　　 The apostle fell to the ground in pain, struggling to move backward.

　　 "This time, you must give them happiness... Is that what you gave?" Ian looked down at the apostle.

　　 "Then, you are like this..." Ian's heart throbbed. "Did she cut off her head like this!"

　　The right hand of the first machine is raised horizontally to the right, and it is swiped to the left quickly.

The 　　 sharp-edged AT position cut off half of the apostle's mask face, along with the upper part of his body.

　　 The first machine walked up to the apostle and clenched his fists tightly.

　　 "Die." Bend down and hit the apostle's core with one punch.

　　 In LCL, Ian couldn't shed tears, and looked back at the damaged Unit 2...

Etc., etc…

　　Who is standing on the second unit?

　　 The synchronization rate is as high as 400%, and what brought it is that with Ian’s thoughts, the ultra-high-definition camera magnified that person’s face more than two hundred times.

　　 and that energetic smile.

　　 and the fluttering red hair.

　　 Although holding half of his arm is a bit perverted...

With the suppression of the No. 1 machine losing its restraint and Ian’s rampage, the opening of the No. 1 machine has already expanded to close to a quarter of the earth’s guf gate in just ten seconds. After a while, it was like pressing a button on the toilet bowl, shrinking at a super high speed.

　　 The wings that had just emerged from the fuselage of No.1 were retracted when they came out with a sharp point. The color on the first model body also returned to normal, and the eyes returned to normal white.

　　 Ian's super memory and the super-high-speed thinking ability brought by brain quantum waves made Ian quickly repeat what happened in these tens of seconds in his mind dozens of times. I quietly checked the communication system, it was full frequency, communication, speech, even the power amplifier was turned on, and it was a free microphone! Who opened the newsletter for Lao Tzu!

　　 At this moment, Ian’s AT position was unprecedentedly strong.

　　 "I don't admit it, this is so realistic!" Ian yelled wildly in her heart.

　　 lowered his head, Ian pressed his lips tightly, and slammed the apostle’s core with one punch without a word.

　　 neither let them see that they are working hard, but also ensure that the core is intact as much as possible, so that they can hammer for a while and relieve their embarrassment.

　　 Thinking of the previous S2 speeches, Ian only felt that this day is really impossible.

　　Super, embarrassing...

　　 What kind of idea did I turn on full-band communication...

　　 Ritsuko, who had already lit the cigarette at the first command station, smiled and said nothing. Just now, I told myself instinctively that opening the communication channel of the No. 1 machine would have fun, so I opened it smoothly.

　　 The apostle lifted up with difficulty, and took the hole in his mouth and gave the No. 1 machine a glance. Simply blasted the core and blew himself up.

　　The soul rushed in the direction of Nakura.

　　 There is only one resentment, staying in place.

　　 "The Apostle Zeruel, ranked sixteenth, invincible, but I didn't kill a single person."

　　 There was not even the iconic cross explosion. The wreckage of the Sixteenth Apostle just exploded into a pool of blood, making the No. 1 machine still holding its fist extremely embarrassing.

　　Especially the mask face of the apostle did not explode into blood, and the crooked mask looked mocking.

　　(＠_＠;)

　　 "The battle is over, the battle is over. The first plane of the zero machine returns on its own. The second special service team is going to recover the second machine." Chang Misato sighed and waved the tablet in his hand. "Ian, don't pretend to be dead. You are a harem ghost animal and men's clothing. What is pure. Anti-equipment rifles can't touch your face. What is tangled, what is wrong with men perverted. Hurry back. I almost forgot, No. The 3rd Secret Service Brigade remembers to recycle the equipment of the No. 1 aircraft."

　　 Seeing the "naked outfit" of the first machine, Misato remembered that before the first machine entered the mimicry form, all the equipment of the first machine was unloaded.

"The equipment of the first unit is slightly injured, maintenance costs...repair costs...man-hours..." 5 seconds after Misato announced the end of the battle, the upgraded MEGI pushed the loss list to the tablet computers in the hands of Misato, Ritsuko and Lao Ying Up. "The third new Tokyo city damage rate... 97.8%... 800 billion repair costs?"

　　Misato was just taken aback, and didn't care at all.

　　 After all, when the number is so big that there is no concept, it is just a number.

"Isn't this normal? The cost of the 305mm rapid-fire gun group alone is close to 200 billion, and the cost of ammunition has not been calculated." Ritsuko quickly scrolled through the loss list. This time the third new Tokyo city surface can be Said it was completely wiped out.

　　 Only the newly constructed new-type positron cannon fortresses on the nearby mountains and the scattered old artillery positions are still alive.

　　 And those positions are basically useless. They are equipped with twin 127mm destroyer turrets or 155mm triple cruiser turrets of the old Japanese Navy during World War II. The power is not enough to see, and I don't know how much the person in charge at that time embezzled them to put these antiques in.

　　 But thinking that there are two gun positions equipped with Yamato-class battleship turrets in the city, Ritsuko doesn't bother to complain.

　　 On the other side, Ian took his severed palm, clamped his severed arm, and jumped out of the insertion pin.

　　 Asuka approached with a smirk.

　　 "Nah..."

　　 "Asuka, my wife." Ayanami replayed the voice intercepted from the communication log with her mobile phone behind Asuka.

　　 Ian is now embarrassed by the thief and wants to take the phone over to erase the evidence, but he doesn't know where to put his hand (physical), so it doesn't feel good on the ground.

　　 And now Asuka is also holding one of her arms, the two of them look very strange now.

　　 "Is there any problem?" Ian felt that at this time, as long as he was shameless enough, he wouldn't be embarrassed.

　　 "Will you be serious?"

　　 "I have always been serious."

　　 "But I'm only fourteen years old~"

　　 "My body is less than 1 year old."

　　 "...What about the actual age?"

　　Emmmmmmmm...

　　 Ian is lost in thought, how old is he?

　　 Starting from the 00 world at about 67 years old, it seems that he has been running outside for nearly 16 years...

　　 "...about 83 years old?"

　　 Asuka and Ayanami were stunned.

　　 "...Grandpa, you are so young." When Asuka judged from Ian's expression, this guy barely squeezed out a word after she didn't tease herself.

　　 "When you know that you are a semi-permanent creature, you won't be able to grow old." Ian can't stretch his hands, UU reading www. uukanshu.com can only shrug.

　　 "...It's really terrible, I called you uncle for a long time, but you are still pretending to be tender. My mother's generation should call you that? Old master."

"From the timeline, your mother should be 38 years old now. Her age is almost the same as my grandfather. You should be emmmmmmm...Grandpa? Come to your great-granddaughter and call for a listen." Ian mobilized AT to simulate the shape of the shot. Smiled and touched Asuka's head.

　　 Ayanori looked at the interaction between the two, almost laughing, her eyes drifted, her smile turned a little weird.

"Hey, you can say a few words for the top students, don't just enjoy it yourself, this guy has already given up the lower limit, our simple children can't match his face." Asuka turned her head and held her arm. , Put the hand of the broken arm on Ayanami's shoulder. "Huh? What's your face?"

　　 "Lilith just told me one thing."

"what?"

"We EVA drivers, after synchronizing with EVA, have entered a process similar to "upgrading". The longer the driving time, the higher the synchronization rate and the greater the strength of the AT position. Our change from "human" to "apostle" Bigger.

　　 For example, you, Asuka, the synchronization rate has gone from 99% last month to 100%. Your body and soul have completely deteriorated.

　　 Now you are completely complete, named the apostle of mankind. "

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