Apocalyptic God and Demon Record

Huang Chang once liked to watch comedy movies for a while, but when he looked at him, he discovered a rule.

That is, never be the enemy of the characters in the comedy!

This is especially the case in those nonsensical movies, otherwise I'm afraid I don't even know how they died.

In the face of such a funny character who no one knows what he is capable of, of course, he can avoid as far as he can...

"Well, I was looking for a comedy to relax."

Hearing Huang Chang's words, Zhuge Youlong shrugged his shoulders and said, "If that's the case, let's take a look."

"Look at it slowly, I'll choose two first."

The second personality glanced at everyone, and had no resistance to Huang Chang's decision to let him choose two movies. He walked directly to the red robot and said, "Big Red, show me two ghost movies."

He is the devil among the devils, and he practices the way of ghosts. He is not afraid of all kinds of ghosts. Even if he encounters the second personality of the super ghost who is at the peak of the saint, he is sure to take it down, and even refine it into his own help.

"Okay, guest, please wait a moment."

Hearing the words of the second personality, Dahong nodded, and then the smiling face on his face slowly disappeared, turning into the cover of a movie, and wrapping around at a very fast speed.

In the end, two movie covers were selected, but seeing the covers of those two movies, the second personality's face changed slightly.

One of the movies does not seem to belong to the product of the earth. The cover is that countless ghosts are entangled in a blond woman. The woman shines with holy brilliance, and her expression is also extremely holy and solemn. It forms a sharp contrast and looks very visually striking.

At the bottom of the picture is the name of the movie - The Passion of the Virgin!

It's just that neither the Madonna who is obviously related to the Holy See on the cover nor the countless, terrifying and terrifying evil spirits can't attract the second person's attention, because at this moment his eyes are locked on another movie poster!

It was a handsome man with sunglasses, a black coat and a black hat, and a pot of flowers in his hands!

And under this simple cover, there are three big characters - "Return to the Soul Night"!

"Grass…"

Looking at the cover of this movie, the face of the second personality suddenly became a little gloomy, and he couldn't help scolding, then he took a deep breath, turned his head to the red robot and said in a deep voice: "I said I It's a ghost movie, not a comedy movie!"

"This is indeed a ghost movie!"

The red robot didn't know why, and replied mechanically: "This movie is about a ghost hunter who catches ghosts. There are more than one ghosts in it, but guests don't need to be too scared. The horror of this ghost movie is not high. ."

"Am I afraid of ghosts?"

"I'm afraid of him!"

Hearing the words of the red robot, the second personality couldn't help but point at the cover and curse.

As Huang Chang said, don't try to be enemies with the characters in funny movies, especially the protagonists.

And looking at many funny movies, this one is definitely one of the most difficult protagonists!

Don't you see this guy can knock dead people alive with a bench? Can you fly with a newspaper and an airplane cap?

You need to use plastic wrap to catch ghosts, and chocolate to fight ghosts. Just ask if you are afraid!

"The movie has started, I wish the guests a happy viewing!"

It's just that the red robot is obviously not going to talk too much with the second personality. After saying a word, a strong blood light surged out of his body and instantly enveloped the second personality.

This blood light seems to have some kind of irresistible power. I saw that at the moment when the blood light was enveloped, the second personality was swallowed by the blood light without any resistance, and then was swallowed into the blood machine together with the blood light. human body.

…

"Not here anymore?!"

"Not the power of space?"

Seeing that the second personality disappeared in the blood, and was swallowed by the robot, Huang Chang's face changed, and his eyes suddenly became cold, and he asked in a deep voice: "Where did you get my friend?"

"The Hyper-Reality Cinema provides an immersive viewing experience that allows all guests to be 100% there."

The robot didn't seem to sense the murderous intent emerging from Huang Chang, or it didn't matter at all, the smile on his face was restored, and he said, "The guest just now has entered the movie world, and he can come back when the movie ends... Of course. , and some guests will indulge in it, stay in the movie forever, and enjoy everything brought by the movie world."

"Have you really entered the movie world?"

Hearing the robot's words, Huang Chang's pupils shrank slightly: "Isn't that similar to the movie copy of Zhutian Paradise? Or there are other variables... This place is really dangerous."

Thinking of this, Huang Chang took a deep breath and said to the people behind him in a deep voice: "You have seen the specific situation, you must be careful when choosing a movie later, otherwise no one can guarantee what will happen."

"I don't have to be careful here. What can happen to a small pornographic film, haha."

Among the crowd, only the fallen was fearless and enthusiastic. He rubbed his hands and walked to the red robot, hehe smiled: "Come on, make me that kind of movie, you know..."

"as you wish!"

The intelligence level of this red robot is extremely high, so he quickly began to choose, and for a while, countless movie covers appeared on his face again, and these covers were almost all unsightly and extremely "prohibited"!

Looking at these constantly circulating covers, everyone present was attracted, especially the men, even Huang Chang was no exception.

It's human nature after all...

Soon, the circulation of those covers gradually slowed down, and Degenerate was staring at those covers with piercing eyes, and saliva was about to flow out.

To be honest, after staying in the world of human and witch wars for so long, he has never opened meat, and now he has such a rare opportunity to experience that he cannot miss it.

He even whispered: "A little more, a little more, I want to hit ten, no, it's better to be a hundred, two hundred, three hundred..."

As we all know, the powerhouses of the Wu clan have strong qi and blood, and their desires are even stronger. At this moment, the fall is almost unbearable!

However, the next moment, the smile on his face completely stiffened, and at the same time, the expressions of Huang Chang and others also stiffened.

Because when those moving pictures finally stopped, the selected movie was far beyond everyone's expectations.

There are many people, and there are also three hundred, but the problem is...

The cover is full of strong men with tall muscles, shiny bodies, and greasy smiles on their faces!

Below is the name of the movie - The Three Hundred Spartans!

This is indeed a forbidden film, but it is another kind of forbidden!

"Fuck, don't, this is a substrate!"

"Fuck, don't, please!"

Seeing this scene, the fearless fall instantly froze, and even made a sharp cry, and at the same time jumped up and ran towards the door at the fastest speed in his life.

He doesn't play anymore!

Can't you stop playing!

However, although the speed of the fall is fast, the red light surging out of the red robot body is even faster!

I saw that before the Fallen rushed out of the cinema, the blazing red light had already enveloped him, and then the Fallen body erupted with the same blazing blood light, as if he wanted to resist the erosion of the red light.

But after just resisting for a moment, the blood light was swallowed up together with the fall, and it was sucked into the body of the robot, leaving only the scream of fear and despair of the fall echoing in the air!

"No, don't—!"

PS: The fourth is more offered, I didn't expect it, hehe.