Back Before I Became a Vegetative State, I Became An Immortal and Invincible

 “Give me some time, that person is difficult to investigate.”

“You mean, you don’t have any news at all?”

"No."

　　“Why are you so stupid? I shouldn’t believe you.”

Suo Xinxin hung up the phone angrily and left the bathroom.

 The man on the other side was helpless when he saw the phone was hung up.

 It happened so many years ago, so it’s really hard to check.

 …

 The time soon came to dinner time.

 Qiao Ningxun called He Yuanyang and asked him to come out to have dinner with them. At the same time, he also informed him that he had sold another 200 million jade.

 After eating, it was soon time for evening self-study.

As soon as Qiao Ningxun arrived in the classroom, the people who ordered anti-acne medicine from her came to her, gave them the medicine, and told them the precautions, "You must remember what I just said, If you do exactly what I say, your skin will be as good as Yan Yixue's."

 The three of them nodded like they were pounding garlic, and carefully put away the medicine as if they had found a treasure.

 At 9:30, Qiao Ningxun started a live broadcast after finishing her evening self-study.

【I'm coming. 】

  【I am actually in the top one hundred. 】

  【The number of people is growing so fast. 】

　　【That is, anchors with real skills are of course very popular. 】

 …

Qiao Ningxun: "Everyone, before today's fortune telling, I have a good thing to share with you. That is the talisman in my hand, which is a peace talisman, a lucky talisman, and a career talisman. I have been in need of these three talismans recently. People can buy it from the small yellow cart. The quantity is not large. There are only ten pieces of each kind, each worth 3,000 yuan. If you need it, you can place an order. I don't sell talisman paper every day, so if you miss it today, I'm afraid you will have to wait. It’s been a while.”

“Also, these talismans are valid for half a month. After half a month, if you still want the talismans to protect you, you need to buy them again.”

  【talisman paper? The anchor's ultimate goal was exposed, and he really started to bring goods. 】

　　【That is, the talisman papers are all scams, and each one costs three thousand yuan. Why doesn't she go and grab it? 】

　　【If the anchor wants to bring goods, he should bring some daily necessities. Can such ethereal things as talismans really be sold? 】

Since the anchor can tell fortunes, she must be able to draw talismans. Her fortune-telling skills are so good, and her talisman paper must also be very good. I happen to be going on a long trip recently, so I will buy a peace talisman. 】

　　【I am going on an adventure recently, and I always feel like something is going to happen, so I will buy one too. 】

　　【Hey, are you the host's supporter? Who is willing to buy three thousand talisman sheets? 】

　　【Upstairs, do you think others are taking care of you when you don't have money? Our anchor is not like other live broadcast rooms, where one hundred people are online, and ninety-nine of them are trolls, just cheating one person. 】

　　　That is, you won’t let us buy it, but we insist on buying it. 】

 At one time, many people placed orders.

 Soon, thirty talisman papers were snatched away.

Qiao Ningxun was very satisfied, "Everyone, thank you for your support. Let's start the fortune telling now. The twentieth fortune teller will be the first one."

Originally, she wanted to say that the fortune-telling quota today would be given priority to those who bought the talisman papers. Maybe her talisman papers would be more popular in the future.

But after all, the talisman paper has not been shipped yet. If some evil-minded people take advantage of her lack of time to ship the goods and ask her to tell fortunes first and then return the goods, then she will lose her wife and her troops.

 So it’s best to follow the old rules.

 Soon, some green people on top of their heads got the quota. Is this nickname because he is afraid that others will not know that he has been cuckolded?

Qiao Ningxun: "There is some green on top of your head, congratulations."

There is some green on the top of my head. Pay immediately and apply for a connection.

Qiao Ningxun saw some green hair on the top of his head, "..."

　　【There is some green on the top of your head. I thought you were cheated on me, but I didn't expect that you dyed all your hair green. 】

　　【Haha, this is the first time I have seen someone dye their hair green directly. 】

　　【Do you really not care what others are thinking? 】

  【He is probably a very cheerful person. 】

　　【Perhaps it is also possible that you are giving up on yourself? 】

 There is some green on the top of the head: "I am doing fortune telling today just to ask if my wife is cheating on me. As for my hair, I also dyed it deliberately, just to see how my wife would react."

  【Then what was your wife's reaction? 】

 There is some green on the top of my head: “She said I have a pit in my head.”

　　【Hahaha, if I were your wife, I would say the same thing. 】

　　【Yes, do normal people have green dye? 】

　　【There are still some, but others only dye part of them, and this is the first time I have seen them fully dyed. 】

Qiao Ningxun counted her fingers and said, "Your wife didn't cheat on you."

The top of her head was green and anxious, "How is that possible? I get off work at nine o'clock every day. She used to prepare meals and wait for me. But starting from last month, not only did she not cook, but she went out at eight fifty every night. , came back at twelve o'clock, and even took a shower before coming back. How can you believe that she didn't cheat? "

Qiao Ningxun coughed lightly and said, "Do you really want me to say it?"

 There is some green on the top of the head: "You said, since I dare to connect you, I am not afraid of exposing my privacy."

 Just let him see if this anchor is really capable.

 Qiao Ningxun shook her head. These people probably thought that the people in her live broadcast room were stooges. Even if they saw her telling fortunes, they didn't believe in her ability and wanted to give it a try.

Since you want to give it a try, you can’t blame her if it passes.

Qiao Ningxun: "Okay, let me get it straight. There is some green on your head. You are prone to domestic violence. You have attacked your wife at least ten times since you got married, right?"

There is something green on top of the head and I am so frightened. Can this anchor figure this out?

  【Turns out he is a domestic violence man. 】

　　【It’s true that people are not judged by their appearance. He is so handsome, but he is actually a domestic violence man. 】

　　【Disgusting domestic violence man, no wonder you were raped, you deserve it. 】

　　　That is, you don’t cherish your wife. There are many people who don’t have wives and are willing to help you support them. 】

　　【Anchor, please leave this domestic violence man alone. Being in the same live broadcast room with him makes me feel sick. 】

There was some green on the top of her head and she quickly explained: "I...although I sometimes have to do it, I do it very lightly and I never make anyone bleed. And every time I hit her, I would coax her, and every time I would either give her gold or a famous brand." Bag.”

As he said that, he showed the wound on his head, "Look, this wound is still bloody. My wife punched me the day before yesterday. She was also very heavy-handed. At most, we were fighting each other, not domestic violence."

We won’t believe it unless you show your wife. 】

　　　That is, you must have hit the person hard before your wife hit him back. 】

　　【Yes, even if your wife hits you, how strong can she be as a woman? Can't you let her go? 】(End of this chapter)