Bai Yueguang Breaks Up Everyday

"Snapped--"

"Ouch!"

Two fascinated melon-eating people stepped on each other's feet, chuffed and planted into the pile of cabbage.

The passers-by standing in front of the cabbage stall pretended to choose cabbage, but in fact they were the same melon-eaters, and one of them accidentally acted as a backing.

The melons are rolling in a ball.

"Ouch! Who stepped on my head!"

"It's squeezed! Get up! My good wife and men are responsible!"

"Bah, baah, the owner, your cabbage is a bit astringent! I'm ashamed to ask for such a high price..."

"Fuck your mother's shit! My old mother's cabbage is obviously sweet and watery!"

The three protagonists who caused the chaos are also in a weird atmosphere.

Forced to accept the mess, the weak tried to speak, "Brother..."

The head brother looked down, "Little sister, it's getting late, let's hurry up."

So weak: "Senior brother, isn't it just a few steps? Let's not hurry."

Senior Brother: "..."

The young Taoist priest raised his foot forward, weakly following him, "Brother, I'm just kidding, please keep the atmosphere active, don't you be angry."

"...I'm not angry for my brother." The senior brother turned his head, his brows were light, "There are so many people here, and there are so many eyes and ears.

...So brother pinched her **** when she was having fun?

This is too much to indulge her.

"Senior brother, you are so kind!" So weak and sincerely exclaimed, unlike a little **** who dared not be!

"Not an example."

"necessary!"

She promised immediately.

The head brother calmed down, "Let's go."

So weak and obediently nodded.

The guy who ran away after finishing it up appeared again in a haunting manner.

Sang Yu: "Dog men and women. ’

So weak: ‘you son of a dog. ’

As weak as she finished cursing in the sea of ​​knowledge, she watched as she stretched out her sinful hand to repeat the tragedy of the previous scene.

...... It is true that I would rather offend the gentleman than the villain.

Sang Yu's little sao hoof is a typical example of a villain's revenge even one second too late!

"Brother, listen to me to explain..."

Although so weak, I feel that I have already jumped into the Yellow River.

The head brother turned around and looked down at her.

"Well, explain, listen for brother."

The crowds nearby smelled the fragrance of melons, and leaned closer intentionally or unintentionally, pricked their ears to listen to the gossip, quickly explain, everyone is listening too!

She was so weak and nonsense, it really made her explain seriously, she was stuck.

"...Senior brother, you chopped off my paws to vent your anger."

She had a sullen face and a pitiful look.

As soon as the words were spoken, I was so weak and regretted it. How painful this claw is. She usually has thin and hard barbs on her nails. After grinding, the barb was bitten off.

She expects Ai Ai to discuss with others, "Brother, do you have any poisonous charms? If you seal it, you won't feel it. You can chop my claws when I die."

She sincerely prayed for death and was regarded as a fool by the head brother.

Taoist Tsing Yi touched her forehead again, "I actually became more confused."

With a scream, the head brother pulled off the black hair tie, and then pulled his weak hand.

One fifty one ten is tied up.

The technique is still quite skilled.

So weak: "..."

Isn't this just bundling play?

However, looking at the face of the head brother, who was so weak and deeply condemned for his slanderous thoughts.

The brother-in-chief tied the person firmly, and at the same time walked next to her, watching very tightly, so that the little **** had no chance to commit a crime, and finally he became an old friend's residence.

They came to a relatively remote place in the small village, a very wild wooden house, surrounded by a fence, planted with a stubble of chives, and a few butterflies flying around.

So weak thought to himself, it seems that the other party not only studies medicine, but is also a life player.

"Wang--"

A little earthy dog ​​ran out with a short tail wagging, circling in excitement around the head of the brother, and even wanted to raise his hind legs to pee on the top of the head of the brother's boots.

So weak: What a welcoming meeting ceremony, you doggie wants to ascend to heaven, right!

She yanked her hand, and the brother who was pulling the headband was taken a step aside by her.

Dog urine deviates from the target object.

So weak finally saved her brother's innocence.

"Little Junior Sister?"

The head brother looked blank, puzzled.

Accompanied by a stern chucking sound, the hen in the nest rose into the air and rushed to the head of the senior brother in a fierce fighting posture.

So weak stood in front of him.

Hen: "Huh?" A bold human female, dare to grab my position in the palace!

The weak hand was tied by the senior's hairband, and her fingers were still movable. She carefully grabbed the corner of the senior's clothes and used her eyes with a soft light filter, "Brother, it's been a long time. I've drunk the old hen soup, and want to have a bite before I die, so that death is worth it."

The senior brother is very helpless, "Little sister, you are not a serious illness, you will not die."

But he calmly said, "After seeing Daoyou Liao, I will bring you some soup for my brother."

She was so weak and continued to be melancholy, "But people don't want to eat something made in a restaurant, so they want to drink something stewed by the brother himself. Hey, there is a hen here, how plump and plump..."

The plump and plump hen fluttered its wings, cursing and fleeing.

The hateful human female is so cunning, she wants her beloved Taoist brother to stew it by herself!

"What's the stew? Chicken? What's the noise outside."

Someone stretched out from the wooden house. After seeing the situation clearly, I made an XX in his mouth.

"Friend Daoist Qin, I didn't expect you to be such a taste-conscious person."

Actually like to bundle this one with Junior Sister!

"... Fellow Daoist Liao, you are misunderstood." The senior brother coughed slightly and opened the door. "My little junior sister has been in a bad situation since I fought with that demon cultivator. I am worried that someone will plant her with Gu."

"Why is it wrong?"

Liao Daozun invited them to sit in the house, make a pot of tea, and stir-fry a plate of chili and chives by the way, and Liangzi hung a few bacons, which gave them a very strong breath of life.

"Little Junior Sister said that she has no appetite to eat."

"Little Junior Sister said that she had lovesickness."

"Little Junior Sister pinched my **** twice."

The senior brother explained the symptoms calmly and clearly, and in front of the doctor, he naturally had to explain all the abnormalities so that the doctor can prescribe the right medicine.

Liao Daozun looked weak, she took a bite of vegetables, chewed gracefully, took another sip of tea, and smiled back.

How can the green tea essence who have experienced many battles be afraid of this little embarrassment!

After completing the observation, Liao Daozun said seriously, "Friend Daoist Qin, your little junior is thinking about spring, find a good man for her to marry."

The senior brother was silent, and whispered again, "Look at it again, the illness of the little sister, it can never be so simple." He paused, and added, "And you know what mentality my little sister cultivates, she Can't be with men."

Liao Daozun held his forehead, hating iron for not making steel.

"My piano master, you are really a thousand-year-old antique. I don't know what is in the script... Well, I mean, although the mind of holding Yuan Jue is to embrace Yuan Shouyi, you can't lose yourself, but, This rule is dead, people are alive, and it is not forbidden to have Taoists. It’s fine if you don’t make it to the last step."

"Do you think a man can remain calm and sober at that moment?"

The head brother asked rhetorically.

"How can't it! Just love her! You can awaken the conscience in your heart! Then shut up in time!"

"Impossible, you are the most perfect illusion." The head was calm, "If you really love her, you can't help being close to her all the time."

Liao Daozun adheres to the love principle of "As long as there is love for everything is possible", he argues with reason, "If the man really loves her, he should take the initiative to go to the palace, so that the two can not enjoy the joy of fish and water? If we can last forever together, how can we care if we can get in the sheath!"

So weak: It turns out that the speed of the thousand-year-old fairy is also very fast, and it can fly without the wheel of a car.

Another cold fairy frowned and said, "If the sword cannot be sheathed or protected, it will be lost, rusted, suspicion, and disputes, you know?"

"Hey! I don't understand? Do you dare to say that I don't understand? What kind of woman do you know as a thousand-year-old tortoise!"

"This is why Daoyou Liao married the fifteenth wife?"

"You... good, your surname is Qin, you are here to fight."

"Qin is just explaining his doubts."

Then with a boom, the cabin collapsed.

So weak in the flying debris, guarding his mouthful of hot tea.

Fortunately, this is an era of metaphysics. After the two Daoist priests finished their fight, they waved their robes and the cabin was as neat as ever.

The two of them sat together like the okay person again, and continued to discuss such weak things.

The senior brother didn't even know which ravine he picked a bunch of wild fruits from, "It's been washed by the spring water, let's eat it."

"Brother, it's so astringent, the teeth are going to be sour."

He took a bite with a picky taste, puffed his cheeks, and wanted to vomit.

Liao Daozun sighed and felt distressed when he looked at him, "Oh, ancestor, I have been condemned by the gods, don't vomit, don't vomit, there is something funny, have you ever heard of Linglong Fruit? You who haven't been able to enter the Tao? This fruit will end every five hundred years! For this small series, your senior, a Mahayana master, almost died in the abdomen of the python."

The senior brother didn't care very much, and raised his eyebrows, "Isn't it not there yet? Little sister, just a snack, if you don't like it, just let it go."

God your mother’s snack!

Are you a prodigal kid who doesn't eat?

Liao Daozun: This stingy master also has two faces! Facing him, she was cold and frosty, and even refused to borrow a little baby!

The senior brother knocked his knuckles on the table.

"Accept my snake pill, let's talk about business."

Liao Daozun took the short hand and cannibalized people, and immediately corrected her attitude, "How about using'two or three swallows' to explore her consciousness of the sea? This brain problem must be something wrong with the consciousness of the sea."

Just one request, "Will it hurt?"

"of course."

Liao Daozun has his own doctor spirit, so he can just say, "It's a bit lighter than searching for souls!"

Soul-searching is an extremely cruel method of detection in the cultivation world, which is used exclusively on rapes, but it does not rule out that some people deliberately search for souls in order to obtain intelligence. After the basic search, the sea of ​​consciousness was almost pitted and tattered, and most of them became idiots, and there was no possibility of monasticism.

And Liao Daozun's "two or three swallows" is his unique trick, he can explore the sea of ​​consciousness unscathed, and catch the "worms" inside and eat them by the way.

With this hand, even if Liao Daozun is not an orthodox monk of three sects and six sects, no one would dare to provoke a healing casual cultivator. What's more, he still has a close friendship with the head of Taijing for a thousand years, in the circle of high-end immortals. Can walk sideways at all.

She was so weak and a little hesitant, the senior brother appeased her, "It's nothing, you will pass by forbearance, your body is the most important."

The head turned his head and asked carefully about the precautions.

Liao Daozun took a sip of hot tea, "I don't really care about it. When that happens, she only has to let go of her body and mind and open the sea of ​​consciousness, and she can't be half guard against me, and then I can enter it smoothly, and the divine consciousness can communicate with each other——"

The head brother: "Isn't this a good relationship between men and women?"

"puff."

Liao Daozun gobbled up tea, and the head brother turned his head to avoid it perfectly.

"I'm a doctor! Doctor! A doctor who saves the wounded!" Liao Daozun almost jumped and fought for his doubted professionalism. "In front of a doctor, there is no distinction between men and women to know the sea!"

Brother Sect Master: "Change another one, this won't work. I can't believe in you hungry ghost."

Liao Daozun: After doing it for thousands of years, I have made friends.

The head brother hesitated again and again.

Eight of the fifteen wives of this old guy were his female patients. He even remembered that one of them had been checked by him. The woman felt embarrassed and asked someone to take responsibility. He came here just to give the little sister a simple medical treatment, and didn't want to entrust her to such an old man who had fifteen love experiences.

Moreover, the influence of the sea of ​​knowledge varies from person to person. What if the junior sister is a special Taoist body and is turned into a fool?

The more he thought about it, the more anxious he became, and his tone began to harden.

Liao Daozun was very angry, and he didn't admit defeat, "Since I can't believe in a hungry ghost like me, why not come here in person?"

"I can not."

The head brother is frank and frank.

Liao Daozun choked.

You can't do you dare to mess with the doctor? Don't think that I would not dare to beat you with the face of a little fairy!

"There is another way, the effect may not be so good." Liao Daozun couldn't help but owed favors, and the pain took out his Dao treasure, "This is'two or three drops of Yangzhi Nectar', which can eliminate all diseases and break all diseases. Hundred calamities can nourish the sea of ​​knowledge. As long as you sprinkle a few drops, it is not a big problem. Hey hey, don't pour a bottle of bath water, it is very precious!"

She was so weak and couldn't help laughing, "Dao Zun, is your name Liao Liangsan?"

Liao Daozun was surprised, "You know? Your brother told you?"

The cultivator of this year has his own compulsion. The higher the cultivation level, the more famous, but the real name is unknown. Like her big brother, outsiders are respected as "Qin Master", "Qin Dao Zun", "Qin Jian Zun", "Qin Fu Zun", "Qin Dao Friend", etc. The close relationship can be seen.

"Junior guessed it."

The Mahayana monk complained to the weak, "Speaking of the name, your brother has been with me for many years, and he still refuses to reveal the slightest wind. It is very mysterious."

So weak pursed his mouth and smiled, "Because the brother is called Qin Ergou, he can't get his hands."

"Really?!" Liao Daozun felt that he was about to turn over and become the master, his name was even more earthy than him!

"The junior lied to you."

Liao Daozun also smiled, "You baby, it's funny—"

The onlooker stared at him silently, "Here, my junior sister."

Liao Daozun hurriedly changed his words, with a strong desire to survive, "No, no, I didn't mean to underestimate your junior sister, I am not intimacy." In this world, no one can withstand the sword of Daoist Qin, he It's not too long.

"Mrs. Fifteenth wife Ren is not enough for you to be intimate?"

"..."

Liao Daozun handed him the Guanyin bottle and shut himself down.

"Little Junior Sister, I have to remind my brother to use magic, you bear it."

Liao Daozun hugged his knees and lived with the hen in the corner. He watched the cold-faced Daoist Qin pull out the branches of the willows and sprinkled the dew on the younger sister. He couldn't help but interject, "I usually do this. I feel like I am incarnation of Guanyin Bodhisattva, pursuing sentient beings, how come I get here, it's like a father is going to send his daughter to marry, so he is exorcizing evil?"

The head brother gave his palm a meal.

And Liao Daozun is still babbling, "Hey, Daoist Qin, it’s not what I said, you really don’t restrict your little junior sister too tightly, this young person, if you want to talk about love, just talk about love... "

Then the roof collapsed again.

Liao Daozun was dealt with miserably by an old friend, and the old driver's license was also revoked.

The weaker thought that this "two or three drops of Yangzhi Nectar" could also clean up the little bitch, but it didn't. The other party was still jumping happily. She couldn't help sighing, how invincible the heroine halo is.

But after this incident, Sang Yu felt very obedient, and seldom made any weird behaviors except for arguing with a weak brain.

Until the day of the auction.

The brother-in-chief who settled in the tree knocked on the window with a stone and woke him up.

"Little Junior Sister, it's time to get up, there are important things to do today."

Weak and vaguely responded. She stayed up late last night to cultivate. Although she was full of energy, she always felt like her body was hollowed out. She wore clothes and went out in a daze.

The head brother was waiting for her at the door, "Little sister, my hair is curled."

He flattened her naturally.

Because they were in the realm of mortals, the two of them were not too ostentatious, so they hired a carriage and went to the auction.

The auctions in Jinluzhou Pingsha City have always been fascinating, because there are more opportunities to produce peerless treasures than the nine continents of cultivation, and many monks stay here all year round.

And the nine-turned pill that the senior brother wanted is one of the highlights of this auction. Many Yuan Ying cultivators moved after hearing the smell of the fish. In addition, there were also unreasonable scriptures, instant pagodas, micro-talking to the law, and golden bones to drop demons. Rare treasures such as flags and gentlemen's check and balance fragments.

However, this auction is also very cheating. Three of the ten genuine products must be fakes.

And because the cards were too accurate, no more, no less, just three pieces, everyone suspected that the auction was deliberately watering them. But there is no way. Who will let this small auction be someone at the head of the auction, and all the things that are in short supply, auctioneers can only swallow their anger, polish their eyes and polish them again, for fear that they will pay a big price to buy it. The ones are fakes.

So weak also found a very interesting phenomenon.

Except for some Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon masters, many of them are local rich people in Pingsha. Although these methods are not necessary, it does not prevent them from hoarding goods and reselling them to others.

There is no shortage of evil capitalists in every era.

The weak was sighing, and found that her family's senior brother was surrounded by a group of girls again.

"Oh, how can you wear such a soiled Taoist robe at a young age."

"Although it is loose, this waist should still be strong, this hip, tut tut."

"Little god, this is my sister's number plate, please remember to knock on me later."

So weak stroked his chin.

By the way, this auction also has a very good feature, called the blind date meeting. The local tyrant fathers in Pingsha City firmly believe that those who can enter and exit the auction are definitely not idlers. They specially booked the boxes, not for bidding, but for the girls to have a reason to go out. Get to know the young talents from the outside world. Cook mature rice and leave an excellent fire for your own home.

Not to mention, Pingsha is rich in wealth and has a big backstage. There are always so few couples who are attracted to marry a mortal wife or husband.

She knows the guy in the sea again.

Sang Yu: ‘If my incarnation Sangsang appeared, there would be no such thing as these girls scratching their heads. ’

So weak: ‘you pretend to be a woman and still addicted? ’

Sang Yu: ‘You don’t see this anymore. The supreme mental method of my Fosang altar is called Shizhang Hongchen and soft smoke. It can strip away the three thousand emotions of others and turn it into one's own use. The more people who love me, the stronger the skill. 'And a man has mixed feelings, with various interests and desires, and is most suitable for his kind of evil Buddha cultivation.

Sang Yu: ‘Forget it, I don’t know how to tell you, an old woman who doesn’t understand style. ’

So weak: ‘Kiss my disciple, you have torn your face with the master? People won't be fooled by this kind of low-level agitation. ’

Sang Yu; ‘how about making a bet? Before we walked out of this door, we switched our bodies to see who seduce more men, and we only got the other party's contact token. If I lose, I will steal my martial art treasure, the peace bell of escape meditation, and give it to you. ’

So weak: ‘what if I lose? Will it be repaid with people? ’

Sang Yu: ‘Master overestimates your charm. The disciple only needs your complete Shocking Sword Art. Of course, it would be better if you can give some guidance on your practice. ’

When the senior brother frowned from the siege of the girls, he saw his junior sister and a young monk "have a very happy conversation."

"Oh? It turns out that a girl still reads palmistry." The young monk spoke frivolously, and his eyes rolled on her face, "I wonder if I will look at it elsewhere...?"

So weak; ‘so disgusting, can you pick a better one. Ah, my hands are dirty! ’

Sang Yu; ‘you control me! This kind of person is the easiest to deal with, do you know? You think I'm a fool, if I pick someone who is the same as your senior brother, and it won't move for ten thousand years, I'll lose. ’

As soon as the two of them had communicated, the senior came over and carried the ‘weak as Tantai’ away.

"Stop playing, the conference is about to begin."

So weak: ‘Deserve it! ’

However, God didn't hear the heartfelt voice of the senior brother, and the room they went to was also unique. Explain in weak words, it's like a cross-server chat network room, one wall is full of grids, and there are number plates for each room, as long as the other party agrees with a tap, the two can connect the microphone.

So weak very much suspects that the organizer was bought by the father of the funder, and the blind date was specially arranged.

It's time for Sang Yu's incense stick, and it's his turn to appear weak.

She first knocked on the number plate closest to her.

"What's the matter?"

The other party's voice was gentle, like a spring breeze and drizzle.

"Your Excellency is the Venerable Liubo of the Jinling Qin Sect?"

"It's the teacher. Is it possible that fellow Taoists have a relationship with the teacher?"

So weak; no, pretty boy, I found out by looking through the guest list. After all, one Liubo and one Lingbo look like relatives.

"That song of Spring Warbler, I still can't forget it."

The other party and You Rongyan said, "The teacher also said that it was the best piece of his life."

So weak, relying on the social skills she has accumulated for many years, chatting with people enthusiastically, and soon she knocked on another sign. According to her observation, she is also a luthier.

This fellow, who is weak and plays a little musical instrument, of course makes the conversation even more hilarious. When the steward of the auction came in, I was completely shocked. This weak room can be said to be a "small concert stage", with pipa, 箜篌, flute, flute, se, and sheng performing together.

The performance of the gods is like the sound of nature.

Red crisp hands, Long Xiang dialed, she smiled, her cheeks reflected in the snow.

The head brother's eyelashes are covered with a light layer of cream.

He seems...never know the little junior sister.

As a Taoist practitioner, she is not good at drawing talisman, she always wastes a lot of talisman paper and cinnabar. He remembers that she was young and vigorous at that time. This little girl had a stupid brain, and she couldn't teach how to teach it. He was angry. She was in a hurry, and she cried and scolded her several times. But this pair of hands, which he seemed clumsy, was touching the heartstrings of countless people at this moment.

He didn't even know that she was so talented in music theory.

Little Junior Sister never played a piece for him.

She feared him, feared him, respected him, avoided him, and was always unable to approach him calmly.

But as a young man, he did not have ever plucked the thin willow leaves. In the most prosperous spring scene, under the marriage tree full of red silk, unable to withstand her request, he used his lips to compose music.

She childishly asked the little brother what the song was called.

With her innocent eyes, how could he tell this sixteen-year-old girl who was still worrying about her homework——

Little idiot, this is a makeup song.