Bai Yueguang Breaks Up Everyday

Chapter 111: Master Bai Yueguang (9)

He blinked weakly, and looked at each other with the head brother.

The opponent's shoulders were stiff and motionless.

"...That's it, I understand."

So weakly nodded, as if suddenly realized.

"Do you... really understand?"

The black Taoist's eyelashes trembled slightly, and his eyes drifted further.

"Brother, don't worry, whether you like to reborn as a pig, or go to Xiaohuangwenli to farm and make a fortune, Junior Sister, I, as your number one follower, across thousands of mountains and rivers, across the vicissitudes of life, will support you!" He held his hand in a sincere tone, "Who doesn't have a few special hobbies and gestures? Don't be afraid, there is nothing to be ashamed of!"

Senior brother in charge: "?"

"There are a lot of pigs and farms in my collection. After I go back, I will send you a cart. Oh, yes, there are several gilts in the peach forest about to give birth. Wait for them to give birth, brother You can come and have a look, pick a few back to raise. Reborn as a pig, it is better to be a pig, watching them grow up day by day, that kind of fleshy feeling is really satisfying to tears!"

Senior Brother Master: "??"

"That's right, since you have asked, I solemnly recommend this one, my XX daily life with the pig clan young master——"

So weak took out a copy, about to Amway, was pinched by the wrist of the senior brother, and pressed it on the counter.

He pressed his back down, his fingertips energized.

His weak wrist was about to be pressed red by him.

"Brother?"

He sank an inch, his voice was muted.

"Little Junior Sister, what I'm talking about is not about farming mulberry, but about..."

He struggled to raise his breath.

Half of it is mentioned, but I just can't mention it.

The four words "male love and female love" Meng Lang is like a tiger, how can he say it? !

A few girls passed by with their arms around the script, shy and bold, covering their eyes with their fingers, and looking secretly.

The head brother suddenly stiffened, and he was frozen when he was about to speak.

Girl A: "What kind of decent dog men and women are in the public. If you want to do it, hurry up."

Girl B: "Sister, you don't understand, it's called atmosphere, do you understand atmosphere!"

Girl B: "This is Shoudong, I understand, I understand!"

So weak: "..."

God **** hand boom.

"Brother."

"...Huh?" The head brother was somewhat mentally unreasonable.

"Are you hot?"

"……not hot."

"Then why are you paying it back," a weak and strong smile, his entire arm numb with cold, "you have worked so hard to refrigerate."

Brother, you were the reincarnation of a refrigerator in your last life.

The head brother was taken aback for a moment, and looked down. One of the little sister's arms was frozen into a snow-white popsicle, and it was shining with a vast white light under the lamp.

The previously charming atmosphere burst in an instant.

"...Little Junior Sister, sorry."

He flew a setting sun and snow melting talisman, the temperature was just right, warming his weak arm, the broken ice melted, and turned into a white mist, which dissipated in the air.

The weaker is three meters away from him automatically.

She said solemnly, "Brother, for the long-term coexistence of your brother-sister-sister friendship, let's keep our distance."

The head brother pinched his fingertips, his lips moved slightly, and finally glanced at her silently.

Did not say anything.

After leaving Jinluzhou, the brothers and sisters flew with swords, and returned to Taijingmen five or six days later.

The deputy head came to greet him.

"Head."

"Uncle Master."

He was dignified and slapped--

"Congratulations, Master Uncle, for breaking through the realm of Yuan Ying, I will be as powerful as a tiger and will continue to make progress for thousands of miles..."

It is said that the eloquence is like a rainbow.

So weak covered his ears.

The deputy head’s words are in the same line as the previous three generations of heads. Don’t talk about disciples. If you are so weak, you will have a headache. What if you don’t have punctuation!

"Uncle Shi, why are you covering your ears? Is it because of wind ear disease?"

The deputy head is very concerned.

She was so weak and embarrassed to blow the enthusiasm of the junior, so she had to say without conscience, "Yes, I got a bit of cold on the way back."

The head brother frowned slightly, "Why don't you open your mouth when you are cold?"

Five or six small fire talismans floated to his fingertips, and the senior brother looked serious, and put one by one to his weak ear.

This posture is similar to the flyover film.

Such weak words choked in his throat.

She still remembered spending the night in the dilapidated temple a few days ago.

What's the matter?

She fell asleep halfway through and woke up so thirsty, she got up to find some water to drink, but when she sat up, she scared the monks who stayed up late to chat so that Tian Ling Gai flew away, and rushed out of the ruined temple. She was so weak that she discovered that her face, neck, hands and feet, etc., had been pasted countless small charms from beginning to end, densely packed, yellow and green.

Isn't it just the millennium female corpse that suddenly lied to the coffin!

The senior brother was worried that she would be unaccustomed to staying out overnight. While people were asleep, she stacked a pile of fire talismans and did nothing all night, cutting one sheet into ten, greatly reducing the power of fire talismans. , And then slowly taped her whole body.

She was weak and didn't know whether to thank him for his thoughtfulness, or to sympathize with the monks who were frightened by her.

In short, the incident in our shop seems to have created a certain psychological shadow for the male protagonist. This man is particularly concerned about her cold and warm issues, and switches her heat preservation mode whenever he wants.

But it's weak and a bit disgusting, and the pores all over the body are resisting.

"Brother, don't post it, I will be very shameless in front of my disciples!"

Who puts a bunch of insulation charms on his face to slander the market!

The senior brother had a calm tone and kept moving, "Little Junior Sister, who dares to laugh at you, let them come to me to confess too much."

...A hard-core threat.

The deputy head decided to put his words of persuasion in his stomach, and he couldn't let the head hear a word.

Don't go too far to be criticized if he dies!

That is more terrifying than preaching in the morning meeting full of fire!

But so weak, afraid that he would kneel down, had to contribute his ears with tears.

"Post, you can post, as long as you are happy."

The deputy head watched the battle, enviously, "You two are really in love with Jin Lan, you will be able to personally join your brothers and sisters to join hands with your brothers and sisters to cut money and create my Taijingmen eternal unique..."

Head: "Zhong Yan."

Deputy head: "The disciple is here."

Head: "Come on, I'll go up the mountain to recount the old days."

Deputy head: "...what?!"

Did he do something wrong! ! !

With the heroic dedication of the deputy head, the weak and happily slipped away.

The deputy chief followed the others in frustration, and honestly climbed up the mountain.

Taishang Mountain was the place where the heads of the past lived, and many restrictions were imposed. When the deputy head went through all the hardships, he finally climbed to the small broken thatched house, and his tears were about to come down. But thinking of going down the mountain and going through **** torture again, the deputy head lost the courage to walk upright.

The head in black drew the grass from the ground and stuffed it into his mouth.

"Eat some grass to replenish physical strength."

Deputy head: "..."

Then the headmaster asked about the Three Dao Conference.

The Three Dao Conference is a grand event of the modern immortal gates. It is held once every three hundred years for the disciples of Buddhism, Taoism, and Confucianism to compete on the same stage, learn from each other, determine the strongest, and receive blessings. Among them, it also has the meaning of selecting young leaders. The top ten seats are jointly cultivated by one school, three schools and six schools, which shortens the growth time of peerless evildoers.

The deputy head quickly got up and reported the progress one by one.

He also said weakly, "This time we are the host. According to the usual practice, we have to change into a new Taoist robe. You and Uncle Master have been out for a long time, and you have not measured the size, so you have to go to the Fengyi Pavilion."

"You go to give me a message, I will continue." He paused, "Little Junior Sister, compared to previous years, and relax two or three fingers." The wild child was crazy playing in Jinluzhou, and didn't eat three meals a day. For the heavy type, the waist is still thin, and the chest buttocks are slightly longer.

Deputy head: "?"

The head is on top, why are you so aware of the size of the clothes of Uncle Master? I haven't asked this yet!

"Head, did you remember it wrong? Uncle Master is used to being light and can't grow so fleshy. Look, I have a record of previous years—"

"You know your master uncle well?"

He asked nonchalantly.

At this time, the deputy head hadn't realized that the atmosphere was not right, and he kept talking, "Of course! Since I became the deputy head, I have been in charge of Uncle Shi’s copy, let alone clothes, Uncle Shi. The hair accessories, beauty treasures, rouge gouache, spiritual fruits, vegetables and vegetables..." The deputy head showed a confident smile, "I know what Uncle Master likes, and I will remember one by one!"

Let the elders enjoy their old age happily and happily, it is their duty as juniors!

"Zhong Yan, how are you Jinyi?"

The deputy head didn’t know why he jumped to this topic. He was a little nervous. It was every scumbag's feeling of anxiety when facing the tyrant. He answered honestly, “There is no big problem with the mind and swordsmanship, it’s the Thunder system. There are too few types of Dao Talisman to choose from, and it's not very capable of giving full play to the disciple's full strength."

"Hands out."

The head's voice was flat.

"I'll give you one and go back to comprehend it."

The deputy head stammered, "Much, thank you head! The disciple must work hard to practice!"

A dark golden talisman floated into the palm of his hand, suppressing the aura of destruction. The deputy head could not hide his surprise, "Head, what is this spell?"

The head cast his eyes down.

"break."

There was a sound on the ground.

"Ah ah ah ah ah--"

The screams resounded through Taijingmen.

She was so weak standing on her own hill, she sighed, "Bungee jumping during the day, so young is nice."

The guy in Shihai is lazy, "Yes, Master has gotten old bones, so don't toss around."

So weak rolled his eyes, "Can you return to your body? Sangsang has been in a coma for more than a month!"

Sangsang's yard was full of condolences from suitors, and they looked so weak that they were citric acid. There are good things that do not honor Master for these little rascals. I really love them in vain!

"No return."

Sang Yu was very simple, "Master will righteously destroy my relatives once I go back and expose me."

So weak: "..."

This human spirit just can't deceive.

She pondered for a while and gave a solution, "In this way, you get out of my body, and I will teach you the Shocking Sword Art——"

Sang Yu sneered.

"Like a kid."

Both of them came to the point of tearing their faces, she still let him take advantage?

Is he really as good as a three-year-old kid?

"What did I lie to you." With a weak face, "I never lie to a child. Do you really think I gave you for nothing? The beauty of thinking. I want to make an exchange for the ten feet of your Fosang altar. Hong Chen is soft and smoke, trade the sword art for your mind, you are not losing, right? And you lost the bet last time, remember to send the escaped Zen peace bell!"

She is not willing to eat at a loss.

Sang Yu can't figure out what she is thinking, what is she going to do with this magic door method? Although Baoyuan Jue is not as harsh as being too overwhelmed with emotions, but it can't tolerate the magical mind. The two conflicts, and they are bound to suffer, but——

It's her.

"Yes, you and I have to make an oath."

The oath of heaven and earth can't swear casually. If you can't fulfill the promise, you will not only suffer the backlash from the heaven and the earth, but also become your own demon, fulfilled in the thunder, and you can't bear the death.

After the two swore, Sangsang finally "woke up".

She was so weak watching the person leaning against the bed, stroking her silky black hair, and smiling at her with a coquettish smile, and she couldn't help getting some goose bumps on her body.

This is a **** big lady in women's clothing.

"It's not too late, let's start practicing."

She wanted to kick people out as soon as possible, so as not to get her eyes off.

"What's the rush?" Sangsang climbed up to her waist like a snake, "Sangsang, I haven't really thanked Master for his generosity, not tonight, before the flowers, and fall asleep together..." She ambiguously touched her. Arm.

So weak I thought, you haven't seen your sister's methods yet.

She was also gentle like water, holding her waist.

"Why bother."

Snap it, bury your chest skillfully.

"Thank you Tuer for the hospitality."

She was smiling.

Sangsang's face was stiff, cracked, and green.

She pushed her away suddenly, rubbing her arms, "You hungry ghost, stay away from me!"

"do not want."

"Get off!"

"come on."

The last two entangled on the table, their hair buns scattered and their cheeks rosy.

The woman's laughter and gasping pierced into her ears, and the senior brother raised the knocking hand and froze in the air.

He swept away the corners of his clothes and fled.

Such a weak Meng Lang's actions frightened the head brother, who had been thinking behind closed doors in Taishang Mountain for a whole month.

What's strange to her is that she hasn't ordered a script recently, so why suddenly several cars have been delivered?

When I opened it, it was all Shimizu BG.

So weak: "..."

Does this mean she wants her to cultivate her character?

So weak taught Sangsang to practice swords in Taiyuan Mountain, and hasn't gone out for almost two months.

One day, the deputy head came to send her to take a trip to Taihu Mountain.

The Three Dao Conference was in sight, and the heads of the Three Sects and Six Sects took the lead to visit Shantou to discuss competition matters.

Generally speaking, meetings like this kind of giants are the most secret and clean, and they do not recruit disciples to attend. As soon as she entered, more than a dozen tyrannical auras had already locked her, and the worst was also a virgin refining boss, and she was a small **** who was in it.

But she's not too weak, what's the fear? The big guy with her hood ranked first.

"This is my junior sister, who is as weak as Tantai."

The number one boss made no secret of her love for her.

"Little Junior Sister, come and sit here."

So weak actually I don't want to go.

Because people crowded out, crowded out Xiang.

So weak thought that the meeting of the giants was a magnificent hall, but it turned out to be a dilapidated thatched house, just like a dime in Taishang Mountain, and a little better than her five-square-meter bathroom shop.

In this place, there was a big table in the middle, full of more than ten people.

The big guys from all walks of life are alone with a small stool, shaking the fan, especially the old men chatting together and chatting homely.

And her brother, beside a group of old uncles, has reached a new height.

"Um, Dao Zun, let me go over."

She squeezed in a little unrequitedly.

The boss was very generous and gave way, and she smoothly walked to the head of the senior brother.

"Little Junior Sister, sit down!"

The brother-in-chief took out an embroidered pier from Sumi mustard seeds. Compared with the wooden stools sitting here, there is not much difference.

Is it really good to treat it differently like this?

Others watched lively, "Friends of Daoist Qin, where are you a beloved junior sister, you are obviously raising a little daughter."

The head brother tightened his lips.

"Not raising a daughter."

And everyone smiled.

"Are you still raising a little wife?"

Someone urged the narrow road.

"Haha, don't make fun of Daoist Qin friends anymore, in a state of too high, love is like a mist, how can you indulge in the mundane world?"

Then I was so weak to find that Senior Brother Xiaoxian was light on the surface, but he moved his fingers in the dark, digging hard at the beads on his girdle.

Inexplicably a little wronged?

"Speaking of this—"

The spokesperson of the Jinling Qin Sect, one of the six sects of the three sects, smiled slightly.

"I don’t know if you have a plan to find a Taoist companion? I have a little nephew, who is a Chinese Yingjie. Jin Luzhou was fortunate to get acquainted with the Taoist Taoist friend in Tantai. Well, that’s fine, my piano school has less desires, and I have always witnessed the heart but not the body."

"Old guy, this snack hasn't come yet, what do you have to do with the gun so fast."

Shuzong’s Confucianism leader was quick and open, "Old Shu said bluntly, your little nephew, love and affection, is really not suitable. Not as good as my little disciple and grandson, who has always been clean and self-conscious, and does not mess with flowers. Taoist friends in Tantai, you How about considering my family? Age is not a problem, and the bride price is not a problem. You have entered the door of my Shuzong, and the whole family will support you, walk sideways, don’t be afraid!"

"Why not suitable? You Shuzong's disciple, who forgive me every day, just like having a firecracker, how do you know how to hurt women!"

"Heh, for my bluntness, your Jinling Qin School is very good? Relying on a broken piano, you scream every day in front of fellow daoists, show off skill, superficial and vulgar!"

The head brother stared silently at the weak.

She is so weak and feels a little guilty, this person is too attractive, she can't control it, isn't it?

Who knows that the group of little bunnies actually want tender grass to chew on the old cows, so they directly ask the elders to come to the door, and it is a big matter to propose a marriage at every turn.

The two old men quarreled and quarreled, and the head of the Winter Girl School said compassionately, "Don’t quarrel, love, love, like a knife, like a poison, Tantai benefactor, why not let go of these three thousand green silks and let me enter. Buddhism, worship the Buddha, cross all beings, and bear no fruit."

The weak is very curious about the food of this sect, "Is your fast food really unique?"

The head of the Winter Girl sect blinked, "Of course, our fast food is passed down by word of mouth from many schools. Would you like a bowl? I can make it for you now!"

Basically eaten, stay in the pit!

The teacher was too confident to turn people back to the mountain gate.

"Naughty."

The senior brother interrupted the communication between the two.

"It's impossible for my junior sister to become a nun."

The expressions of the crowd were slightly drunk.

The head of the Dongnv Sect coughed, "Friends of Qin Daoist, the poor and nuns have arrogantly overstepped, so I can offend you, I hope you can forgive me."

The head brother's eyes are dark, "A warning, not an example."

This "not as an example" is so weak that my ears become calluses.

She likes to die, often stepping back and forth on the minefield of the senior brother. The other person is as tolerant as her brother, and also connives her very much. She also has selective amnesia. Change the next time as an example to "Next time not as an example ", "Next time, I won't be an example" and so on, which caused her to feel a little disapproving when she heard it.

But for many giants, Taijing’s “not as an example” means that there will never be a second chance to commit a crime again.

The atmosphere is slightly stagnant.

"Boom boom boom——"

Someone knocked on the door.

"Head, ready."

"Come in."

The deputy head is the tool man who comes to serve tea, pour water and deliver snacks. After finishing it, he hurriedly slipped away. All the people present are his ancestor-level seniors, and he can't afford to offend him.

When he slipped halfway, he suddenly remembered something. He forgot to remind the head. Some of the horned millet is vegetarian, some are mixed with some wine, and the head always does not drink. The deputy head scratched his head, forget it, anyway, the corner millet is to respond to a scene, and the head doesn't like the sticky smell, so he shouldn't touch it.

He ran away in peace of mind.

"What is this?"

The big guys were surprised at the horn-shaped thing on the table.

The teacher of the Winter Girl School deserves to be a food expert. He came up and said, "This food is the food of the world. It is called horned millet, wrapped in wild rice leaves, soft and glutinous and sweet, to celebrate the Midsummer Fifth Festival."

"It was so."

"You have to taste it."

The weaker did something that was very in line with the status of the junior sister, and carefully peeled one for the senior brother and put it in a bowl.

He hesitantly picked up his chopsticks and took a bite.

"Is it tasty?"

"Too soft."

"..."

Don't people's rice dumplings do not save face?

In just such a moment, the corners of the table were wiped out.

It was so weak that I didn't taste it, and I couldn't help sighing, the teeth of these old monsters were so good that they were ridiculously good.

Of course, the hand speed is also single for many years.

After enjoying the food, everyone went to the main topic again and discussed the distribution of the winner's reward for the three-way conference. She was so weak and bored to listen, and the person next to her suddenly leaned forward, untied her hair band, and her long hair suddenly fell apart.

Then he grabbed her a handful of hair.

He tied a small pull on the top of his head.

So weak: "?"

"Little Junior Sister, I like it."

He had a cold expression, but his tone was sincere.

So weak finally realized the fact-

"Brother, you are drunk!"

Can you get drunk even with the smell of alcohol?

"No."

He shook his head.

"Jump, look good, need to tie it up."

The palms looked at each other, this is not considered drunk, they all regard people as five or six-year-old children.

"Well, Daoist Qin is unwell, let's discuss it another day."

"Stay, accompany, sister to play."

"Haha, it seems that I'm not lightly drunk, so the old man will go one step ahead--"

"Boom."

Thunder light suddenly sounded, and smoke billowed.

The head in black has a straight back and sharp eyebrows, looking straight at everyone.

He said every word.

"Accompany, sister, play and cry."

Everyone hurriedly sat down and didn't dare to take a step. My dear, there are all kinds of strange drunkenness, this one is drunk, I am afraid that it is not going to blow up the thirty-six continents. It's no wonder that the head of Qin always keeps a low profile and never neglects to drink too much. If they get drunk every day, they really have no place to cry.

Just sitting down like this, their buttocks are also numb.

Everyone had to look for help at the only person present who had something to do with the head.

"Brother, I don't need someone to accompany me, let them go back, OK?"

She cupped his face.

"……good."

So more than a dozen talismans sent people thousands of miles away.

Everyone: "..."

Do you want to send it so far?

There were only two people left in the thatched cottage for an instant.

"They are not good."

Just as weakly wondering how to hangover, the head brother suddenly came up with a sentence.

"You, millet, no, I can eat it."