Bai Yueguang Breaks Up Everyday

From June 1 to June 3, the TOP platform ushered in an unexpected wave of traffic, and the person in charge was also quite surprised.

It stands to reason that from Monday to Wednesday, all major gaming platforms will usher in the lowest traffic. Their target audiences are those who should go to school, the social animals of the community, what time is there to play games and post?

TOP is the largest game website platform in China. Basically well-known games will be stationed in it. After EU2 landed, it swept the top of the list with a speed of Yiqi Juechen.

EU2 has been serving in China for two years. Players are very sticky, especially those who eat melons. Sometimes they squat in the melon fields all day and will not come out until they finish eating.

The person in charge still remembers that in May, a while ago, a female player with the game ID [MOMO] appeared in the first strong area of ​​EU2.

After the real hammer certification, the female player is the legendary mixed-race eldest lady of the UNDO club. The player has unprecedented enthusiasm. From 20 years to 18 years, all the way to the history of UNDO. And since Lake, the king of national service, opened the innocence post, the players are more like crazy, Qi Xing confessed that Miss and the "national father-in-law".

Yes, Boss Tao has been promoted to the "national father-in-law".

In the minds of many players, the UNDO club hates iron and steel, because Boss Tao "forced away" their national service powerhouses. Lake turning his head to work for the US server is equivalent to standing on the opposite side of them. But how do you say this? People are playing foreign players, and they are not official players, so they are trying to make money. Who doesn't want 30 million US dollars in appearance fees?

Some people laughed at Luoshen and were quickly laughed at by others. The e-sports industry eats youth meals. After the golden period is over, it is difficult to return to the top. Then you don’t make money while you can still play. , Do you want to work for free?

This is of course impossible. In the face of professional e-sports, the first two words are career.

If you don't make money, who wants to train for more than ten hours a day? Exceptions are rich and idle local tyrants.

Regarding the treatment of professional players, among the four top giants, UNDO, LIVE, ORANGE, and SUN, UNDO has the highest appearance fee, and the most basic is 10 million. If the game wins, the prize is doubled.

UNDO won the sixth time in the world and divided up one billion U.S. dollars. As the MVP of the game, Captain Lake took one-tenth away, making domestic players sour the lemon tree of a manor.

UNDO’s reward and punishment mechanism is also the strictest. If you win the natural scenery, but if you lose, then I’m sorry, you have to refund four-fifths of the basic fee, and as your failure rate rises, you also face the risk of expulsion. , Also hung up in front of major clubs: you just can't, we don't need losers.

The career is also ruined.

And Boss Tao, who pursues the high-pressure reward and punishment policy of "the weak eating the strong", is naturally selected as the list of the most disliked bosses of free players, because he has too much interest and is like a ruthless money-making machine.

But this kind of person being father-in-law is different.

Boss Tao has only one child. For the happiness of his daughter, he has to take care of this son-in-law, right?

Have such a shrewd elder teach you hand in hand, are you afraid that you can't earn more than 10 million a year?

Brother, this is the father-in-law who fell from the sky!

What's more, from the battle video that was released, Boss Tao instantly became more down-to-earth. From a cold-blooded capitalist to an angry and roaring old father, he would also smash the keyboard and slap the table, unlike the suits and shoes on the screen, infinitely different. Close to the image of a flesh-and-blood father, the player feels more cordial.

The Boss Tao, who the players were least willing to mention before, became their father-in-law and father-in-law, swarming under UNDO's official blog.

[Dad, are you healthy today, son-in-law came to please you]

[Go, go, where are the fakes, the eldest lady has been engaged to me a long time ago, don’t you know]

[Dad, don’t you think I’m still growing up? It’s okay to become a parent]

Every time the old father came off in person, he insisted on telling them not to call his father, but the old cadres' style was miserably molested by the netizens.

When making a phone call with a weak person, Comrade Tao first scolded a wave of netizens for shame, and actually openly recommended himself to his daughter. Later, the male protagonist did not escape Comrade Tao’s poison, if it weren’t for the guy’s too cheap mouth. How could he, a serious and rigorous old man, cause such ups and downs?

She was so weak and made up her mind. She had to keep her secret under the same roof with Luo Shen, otherwise Comrade Tao would have to explode into explosives.

Comrade Lao Tao just finished handling the matter that day. In order to keep up with the young girl trend, he also followed the other players' ways, secretly squatting into the melon field to eat melons.

Well, this [Peach] guy is too young and energetic, he doesn't give face to the female player at all, and he is indeed easy to hate.

Boss Tao’s daughter is named Taozi. He loves the house and Wu, and everything related to Taozi has a thick filter.

Just as most players are scolding [Peach] for being too arrogant and lacking in gentlemanliness, he doesn't think so. Instead, he thinks that the female player [如颖随形] has a bigger problem, and the other boy does not regard her as a little princess. He picked it up, was not happy, and was furious, and came to take revenge with the group of relatives and friends of the great god.

It is very troublesome to play a competitive game with such a glassy heart.

Boss Tao thought secretly, at the beginning he also moved a little thought, and wanted to recruit the first cold beauty in the national service [Tu Ying] to the team. At least the popularity flow is certain. The sponsor absolutely likes this kind of goddess. To be more excellent, endorsements for luxury products such as luxury car jewelry will also come, and he will make a lot of money. After all, the club can get a rake.

Later, Boss Tao discussed with psychoanalysts, data analysts and coaches, and found that [Tu Ying] is a slightly bigger problem. First of all, during the game, she was a little bit emotional and emotional, but on the other hand, Just like Lake, she didn't show her face, and she wouldn't even turn her voice.

This kind of mysterious guy is either an arrogant person or a fugitive criminal. No matter which one, it means some kind of trouble.

Boss Tao didn't want to offer another Bodhisattva back to carry it, so he abandoned the first cold beauty in the national clothes and found a technical type.

But a few days ago, his daughter Taozi reminded him that this technical female player is an avid girlfriend fan of the ORANGE team. He specifically looked for some related friendly matches, and found that it was really a sign, and deliberately released water.

Boss Tao wants to clear the insider, but the excellent female players are hard to find!

Boss Tao is worried about this.

It turned out suddenly.

A female player in the British server came over and said that she was willing to be a foreign aid.

The relationship between Boss Tao and Hanbok is relatively familiar. He came to an English suit for an unprecedented time, and his old father was a little bit embarrassed. This female contestant was very proud, saying that she was here for the eldest lady, but she scared Comrade Tao to death, and for the first time in her life, she gagged and sprayed tea.

Fortunately, the female contestant still has the second half, saying that her brother accidentally watched the video, and was so fascinated by the voice of the young lady that she couldn't eat the grilled wings. If she thought about it day and night, she wanted to come here to be fashionable. Chinese son-in-law.

However, her brother is an official player in the British server, and the summer game is coming soon, so it's not easy to abandon his teammates, right? So after discussing with his foreign aid sister, they came to Huaxia and made a self-recommended pillow. Bah, it was a self-recommendation, and entered the enemy in advance to see if she could win the opportunity for her brother to have a cross-border date.

Boss Tao is also very bad, saying this kind of thing depends on what the young people mean by both sides. If you have time to make an appointment for a meal, it doesn't hurt to see him.

The meaning of the subtext is that you can meet each other, but you have to grasp the opportunity yourself.

This made the British little sister a little bit happy, and for her brother's lifelong happiness, she happily signed the summer game contract.

Boss Tao solved the internal enemies, not to mention being overjoyed.

With this happiness, there is a heart to eat melons.

Unexpectedly, the old father ate the melons of his "gossip son-in-law"!

[Lake: Bullying my child, Peach, is no one to support you:)]

[Lake: Everyone, apologize, kill, choose one of two]

Boss Tao: "???"

What? This kid took him seven million, then turned his head and hooked up with other boys? !

Listen to the terms, "my kid", "no one is backing", it's completely different from the previous saying that his daughter is "Indian Asan"!

Double standard! Scumbag!

Boss Tao thought bitterly, why did he bully his peach to death, and act like a short-term demon to other people, isn't his peach not attractive enough?

The old father put on a thick filter once again to pass a video to his daughter.

It was only 0.01 second, so weak that she was about to answer the call, she hung up quickly with eyesight and hand, and called directly, saying that Dad, I'm busy.

Boss Tao didn't think much, he came up to mock Bo Luoshen's "brothers are like siblings and women are like clothes", and told her that such boys must never be taken home.

The weakened conscience who was promoted to "siblings" touched his nose.

This bite is so sweet that the big bosses of the club have eaten a few bites, and other teams are in the eye of the storm, it is a messy battlefield.

The chat group of Team ORANGE exploded first.

The ORANGE captain grabbed Xiao Huangjun from the team and asked him why he couldn't be idle and got into the Lake.

What Lake means to them is not only an e-sports god, but also a belief-like pillar of national service.

When EU2 first released the Huaxia version, players from 14 district servers in other countries were waiting to see their jokes. After all, no matter how young they were, they had been in operation for seven or eight years, and the Huaxia district server was just like the newborn baby. Before they even opened their eyes, those who had something good gave them the name baby clothes.

When the server was opened for the first time, a lot of monsters and ghosts flooded in, many of them came over the wall. The game ID name was very big and hung up with [菜逼我是英服player], [US server players come to collect food], etc., just to live. It feels like a wave of crushing.

Players in the national service were suffocating to make a blockbuster, but the training time was too short and they were repeatedly exploded. At that time, players from all over the world generally liked to open the [我在华服凶菜逼] show off post.

Later, Lake went out of the circle with a torture of death, and went hand in hand with UNDO to the finals. The monsters and ghosts ran back sullenly, not daring to be monsters casually.

ORANGE was also gradually formed during that "gunsmoke era".

Captain YES and Lake can be regarded as allies fighting side by side, except that they have no face-to-face relationship, and the friendship is quite good. These new players are incomparable.

[Yellow: Captain, sorry, I just went to join in the fun (tears) (tears) (tears)]

[Yellow: I don’t know that P is in the cover of Luoshen (crying) (crying) (crying)]

Yellow is really wronged to death. He is a lively and active guy. Whenever there is anything interesting, he will get involved. It happened that the day he met with the beasts of the CALM team offline and had a brother hot pot. Then Doufu looked at the phone and reminded others to read it, saying that the young lady in their team was bullied by someone who opened the trumpet.

The crowd smashed their chopsticks in a sudden burst, which was filled with righteous indignation. The hot pot was not eaten anymore, and a group of people went straight to the Internet cafe.

The boss was frightened, thinking that some young and Dangerous boy came to seek revenge.

Isn't he, cannibals have short mouths, and soften hands? He also patted his chest, went to join in the fun, and gave his brothers a hot spot. Later, he watched a replay, was captured by the sweet and greasy loli sound, and joined the chasing array with fascination. If he had known that Peach was a child from Luoshen's family, he wouldn't dare to provoke a furry if he was killed!

[Yes: Then tell me what to do, Luoshen, my brother, I have to explain to him]

Other servers say that China’s top e-sports players have a gangster style, especially their magical and stable culture of worshipping handles. Even if there is no blood relationship, because of the same goal or interest, the bond is tightly connected. , Usually when you provoke a person, you offend their brotherhood.

This is the case even more in China High Gaming Circle, closely holding a group and unanimously facing the outside world.

Now that there are internal conflicts, the head of the house can't just sit back and watch the fire in the backyard.

[Yellow: Can I write a thousand-word confession book, brother (poor)]

[Yes: You didn’t take care of this matter, bullying someone alone, trying to be a beauty]

[Yes: After chasing people for a few days, the level is lost, and the face is gone. Your thousand-word confession is just talking, not sincere]

Xiao Huang was anxious like an ant on a hot pan.

[Yellow: Then what should I do, brother, save my brother, I can not pay for the crime in person]

The reason why Xiao Huang is so anxious is that Lake is his god-level idol. You beat the younger brother of the idol in order to vent your anger on a woman. It is indeed very outrageous.

Another reason lies in his career path. After playing this year’s professional game, he is ready to transform into a professional foreign aid, but a strong certification and recommendation letter are needed in the process. Recommendation letters to Lake are the best stepping stone. Xiao Huang was thinking the same way, so she wanted to have a good relationship with Lake.

[Yes: ... I'll ask Luoshen about whether to make an appointment in private]

[Yes: But he never shows his face, don't hold on too much hope]

This scene also happened in the LIVE team.

BIGE, who loves poetry, has become the target of all crusades today.

[L1997: youseeseeyouyouonedayday]

[I1998: What good things can I do]

[V1999: nozuono 嘚儿]

[E2000: jiushi]

[BIGE... Can you speak more normally]

The team’s ID names are all arranged according to the date of birth. BIGE is rebellious because he refuses to reveal his true age and takes a "forced" homophony.

[E2000: nibupei]

[I1998: It’s not normal to rely on Laozi? You are the one who is not normal. You still learn to beat the crowd at a young age. Do you want to be shameless]

[L1997: Asking you to change your name, you have to destroy the queue. It turns out that there is nothing to make up for, so I asked you if Luoshen's face hurts, and I don't want to mess with other people's brothers]

[BIGE: …It’s because of the same roots, so why is it too anxious]

[BIGE: Luoshen is like a gust of wind, it's hard to figure out. How the **** did I know that he still has a younger brother! ! ! ]

[V1999: I have read it, go to heaven quietly, little grid]

[V1999: My brother lost almost seven or eight grades. Well, you might have lost two or three paragraphs]

[BIGE: My **** Luoshen is too young, right]

[E2000: @Lake]

[BIGE: I rely on your brother to sell the coffin money]

[BIGE: I just lost my hand QAQ]

[BIGE: Brothers, don’t be like this. I really knew it was wrong. Oh, I’m not cheap anymore]

The problems of the first two teams are not too big. After all, it is a matter of individual players, but the CALM team is different. They include the parties. At least three people will end up against Peach, which is equivalent to the entire team cheering for Xu Ying. This nature seems to be particularly serious.

The lively and cheerful chat group was deadly silent.

They also organized an inter-provincial gathering two days ago and had a sumptuous hot pot meal. Now think about it, **** it, isn't it just a decapitated meal?

Bah, baah, no one cursed himself like this.

But CALM is indeed shrouded in a gloomy mist.

They were a team that was established this year. They performed well in the Spring Split. They participated in the Intercontinental Series and joined by beautiful women in national costumes. The CALM team went from being unknown to being famous. But Cheng Ye Xiao He defeated Xiao He, they were too holding up this beauty in the national costume, and saw that she was a little wronged, so there was a vigorous pursuit.

As a result, it was all right now, Luoshen came forward, and they were embarrassed.

But all people have selfishness and eccentricity. Before Luoshen did not show up, the majority of players were biased towards their younger sisters. As soon as this national service faith came out, come on, the players abandoned them and stood in favor of the national service faith.

Although the current "national service first" seems to be worthless, what "national service first eat melon player", "national service first **** showman", "national service first sweet sister", etc., people are motivated by them I know it well, and when I am happy, I will show you how beautiful and handsome you are to entertain the crowd. But you really touched the gods in their minds. These titles are all paper-like, and you push it down. , It breaks with a poke.

Blasphemy, your existence is a sin, there is no sophistry.

Xu Ying is embarrassed at this stage. Her reputation as "the first cold beauty in the national service" looks very resounding, but after all this, she is a female player with better skills.

It's not in the same position as the real **** of human beings.

The real gold content is the role suffix behind "National Service No. 1", such as "National Service No. 1 Jungle" and "National Service No. 1 ADC". This is the crowning of the real king, which is different from those jokes. , E-sports fans are more willing to pay for their strength.

Now that the myth is over, everyone thought, this is Luoshen's younger brother, Luoshen is so awesome, the younger brother must be good too, this is rounded up, isn't it their younger brother?

Under their noses, how could the younger brother be bullied by bad women!

So they got enthusiastic and picked up the original video one by one, oh, the good-looking young man had a temper, you are weak, you still have reason, right, you are so fast and you blame others for being cold-eyed, right, are you here to play the game or come? Looking for a boyfriend?

As we all know, Lake has the most male fans, and most of them are at or above the average level. As soon as they speak out, their combat effectiveness is quite hard-core. In less than half an hour, CLAM's official blog was overwhelmed by a sea of ​​questions.

The CALM captain apologized in despair, but did not calm the anger of Luoshen fans.

This overwhelming sound of condemnation provoked a sense of rebellion among the young guys: Luoshen is very good, but he is too arrogant, he choked almost the three major teams, he really thought he was the sanctioner. ?

Look at his post on declaring war, apologize, chase after, choose one of the two, it's dragged to the sky, it is clear that they are not in the eyes of this group of high players!

Doufu has the hottest temper and couldn't help it on the spot. Fans of Kaiming Luoshen:

Your brother is very good, but now his time has passed, and there is no need to pretend to be like believers of the gods, run over to them to show their superiority, right? I exploded his brother, what's the matter? Can I support our little sister?

Captain C666 cried out that it was bad, and it was too late to ask people to withdraw. The fans took a screenshot and sent it to the deity.

The Luoshen accounts that authenticated [e-sports champion] and [national service first ADC] opened for the first time, and they responded quickly.

[Lake: Enemy mode, come]

Don't force it, just do it.

He directly @ a list of names, all three of CALM were named, and the other teams who handed in a confession of 1,000 words and 2,000 words survived.

Yellow and BIGE sighed in relief.

The two played together and thought together. Fortunately, the brothers worked hard and racked their brains to contribute materials for their confession, otherwise it would be them both!

Because of this sentence, the situation escalated.

The support hand HAN in the CALM team sweated for his brother. He was also a support position. He knew how deep the water was in it. Is it a super word to be able to get to the first place?

He has personally witnessed the horror of Luoshen's dominance of Sanlu. "Critical Strike Warning", "Dark Harvest", "Why are you messing with your father", "Brother, you have troubles", etc., are all Luoshen's attacks. The screen swiping from the audience when it is wild or assisted.

The status of a generation of legends cannot be easily shaken by these newcomers.

The captain and support of the CALM team are a bit pessimistic and negative. Doufu is very dissatisfied, accusing them of being ambitious and destroying their prestige.

But after 24 hours, the head of the game madman doufu was grayed out.

According to the normal speed, a round of qualifying starts in 30 minutes, which is more than an hour at most, and within 24 hours, the game madman doufu kneels for 72 rounds, which means that he kneels once in 20 minutes on average, and is removed from the king rank. . The players went to watch the replay of the battle, I went, good fellow, the series of great trumpets shocked them for a long time.

Some of these guys are from the SUN team, and some are wall-climbing gods from the British and American servers. They all said that they would come and help Luoshen a little favor.

[doufu: It's not fair for you group fight]

[Lake: Didn’t you guys beat my kids in groups before?]

[Lake: You can, can't we? ]

Doufu suffocated his anger, the more he fought, the more he collapsed, and he was besieged by various gods 360 degrees without dead ends. That experience is truly unforgettable.

Doufu regretted it.

After a day of sleeplessness, his stamina was exhausted, and his mind was muddy. He was particularly embarrassed. He hurriedly said I'm sorry, and went offline. He didn't get over for several days. And the next target to be sniped is [123456], he persisted for less than 12 hours, and he was about to be abused.

In fact, I’m so weak and I’m driving crazy. This person should get revenge. She is also very grateful, but you took me to your room and kept me watching for 36 hours. Sister, I don’t need to take a beauty sleep. ! ! !

Luo Shen kept his hands fast and glanced at her, "Are you sleepy?"

Such a weak hurriedly cheered up, expressing that they are advancing and retreating together, brother, if you don't sleep, I will never sleep!

"Hold on, 123456 will soon apologize."

He was so weak that he could only show the look of "Brother I really adore you".

The other party pursed his lips and turned his head.

Didi.

The Penguin number under the computer work bar keeps flashing.

Bang.

The crystal burst, and another round ended.

"Brother, uh, brother, you have information." So weak reminded him.

Luo Shen hummed, and opened the dialog box calmly in front of her.

Looks so weak, fucking, the name is so familiar.

[Secretly thinking about Shuying: All this is my fault, can you let them go and stop fighting]

[Secretly thinking about Shuying: Can't I apologize to your brother]

Luo Shen directly pulled the keyboard to the weak, "She was the one responsible for you, you can talk to her." He stretched his waist and picked up the hot coffee next to him-"The World's No. 1 Horse" was as weak as he just gave it. He did it.

Just as he was drinking coffee while rubbing his temples, an emoticon package was sent from the chat box opposite.

A magnitude ten earthquake with a weak pupil.

What a fuck, what a fuck!

The hostess actually made an emoticon pack of her photo in a certain cake shop, with two small pink lines added to the character's face, and also accompanied by the text: Brother, please eat puffs, forgive them, okay.

your sister!

Eat a fart! She will be exposed, good or not!

This weak brain is running at high speed, absolutely cannot let the male lead discover her identity now, otherwise all her previous work will be lost, and the male lead may hate her-of course, it doesn’t matter how you hate her after the game. , The point is that her mission has not been completed yet, and the lovely merit points have not yet been obtained!

Seeing that the main man turned his head to look at the screen and said that it was too late, then she was "unintentionally" poking the shutdown button of the case with her toes.

Damn, it turns out to be a delayed shutdown! ! !

God will kill me! ! !

So weak and full of grief and anger, since the strategic technology didn't work, then she, then she had no choice but to rush! ! !

"squeak--"

The rotating wheels of the gaming chair made a fierce sound of rubbing against the floor. Such a weak life threw the person directly into the corner. Although the male protagonist's arm strength was good and the coffee cup was held firmly, the hot liquid still splashed due to her unexpected behavior. Without him, the entire shoulders and collarbone were wet.

Every inch of Luo Shen's muscles was stiff.

This is the first time that a boy rushes into his arms so enthusiastically.

Small, soft, with delicate eyebrows and a mess.

"Brother, why are you so kind to me!!! I want to be your son!!!"

He was so weak, Rainbow fart blew, and said silently, I'm sorry Dad, I was talking nonsense.

Upon hearing the word "son", the boy's bewildered face instantly chilled.

"Go! I don't need a son."

The corners of the weak eyes tilted back a bit, **** it, why haven't it turned off!

She racked her brains, "Brother, you say, what you want me to be, I must--"

The boy lowered his eyelids, pressed his eyebrows, his jaw line was clear and sharp, and his skin burned with hot coffee was red.

Sex insulator said coldly.

"Child, you can't afford to drive anymore." He paused, "You will have an extra boyfriend tonight."

So weak: "?"