Bai Yueguang Breaks Up Everyday

The weak woke up feeling a little sore legs and cracked lips, like being chased by a mad dog all night.

Sitting with the quilt in her arms, she fell into the memories of last night.

... Wucao, the last memory seems to be that she fell into the bed with a flutter, struggling to get up, smothered her face with a pillow, and then there was a forbearing gasp.

Huh!

I got out of bed and looked around. There were not many furnishings in the room, but it was messed up, especially the suitcase. It was like going through a riot. The button spring was torn, and several men’s shirts were also damaged. It can be stepped on and wrinkled, and some small daily objects are scattered around.

She stood on tiptoe, passed a bunch of obstacles, and went straight to the small balcony-she saw the figure.

"Huh!"

As soon as the glass door was pushed open, there was a refreshing smell of tobacco.

The thin figure was leaning on the railing, her hair style was messy and unruly, the other party's knuckles were slightly curved, and a thin white smoke was sandwiched. The scarlet light was shining, and she didn't notice it even when she burned her fingers. Xu Ye heard the sound of the door being opened. He turned his head and glanced back. The superior line of the lower jaw was now covered with a layer of light blue stubble.

The shirt was unbuttoned and fell loose on the body.

Lin Xingye turned his head indifferently, as if he didn't want to see her half an eye.

So weak, he slapped the door, "What is your attitude?"

The other party pointed at her with the back of his head, and sneered in his throat, "The ancestor, what attitude do you want me to use? Enshrine you on the bedside and give you three more incenses?"

"You bullied me last night!" So weak complained, "Come in while I am unconscious! Beasts! Livestock! Beasts!"

The other party's reply consisted of only two words: "Haha."

Afterwards, he quietly said, "This is also the first time I was treated as a cowherd by a drunkard, and was forced to pick up guests. Why, you have the ability to drink pieces, but you don't have the ability to remember how you forced a good man into a prostitution?"

So weak: "...you talk nonsense. How can I be so wild."

No way, how could her little fairy do such a thing.

The other party took out the phone from his pants, found the video, and clicked to play.

"Oh, my sister will give you money! Rich! I will protect you for ten thousand years!"

"This lower abdominal muscle is sexy, um, sister touch it!"

"Don't worry, take care of me. My sister and sister will definitely support you as the number one cowherd. You will be popular on your debut, and you will receive many, many guests and make more money!"

So weak died on the spot.

She took advantage of him not paying attention, and rushed over.

Lin Xingye slipped the phone into his pocket easily, and said, "You'll pay for it when you touch it."

So weak and abruptly stopped.

She hesitated, and she faltered, "I didn't touch much last night, did I?"

"What do you say?"

Lin Xingye smiled rather than smile, shattering her last hope, "You put your hands on me and touched them all."

So weak: "..."

She broke the jar and said, "This is your problem. In the face of a delirious drunk, what does it matter to me if you don't protect yourself? Anyway, I have no money and can't compensate."

Lin Xingye laughed angrily at her theory, "According to what you said, as soon as you go crazy, I should take a hemp rope and tie your five flowers together like a crab. The toilet is not allowed to go to the next day. Morning?"

So weak choked.

"No, you misled me, this kind of thing is obviously a girl—"

"did not do."

Lin Xingye squeezed the menthol cigarette that was about to burn out, violently fold it directly into the jar.

The dark red cigarette **** was severely annihilated in the ashtray.

He stared at her with dangerous eyes, "Old! Son! Never! No! Pick up! Guest!"

He was so weak that his eardrums trembled by howling.

"If you don't answer, don't answer, what are you doing so loudly."

Secretary Xiao Li, who was about to walk out of the balcony, heard the roar from upstairs, and walked back silently.

Lin Xingye blew the cold air on the balcony all night and smoked fiercely. The spares were basically exhausted. He went back and took a cold shower, came out casually put on a piece of clothing, and asked his ancestors what kind of breakfast he would like to have, and he got the answer. Afterwards, she left without giving her a chance to speak.

There were quite a few breakfast stalls set up near the homestay. He bought a few copies and went to the supermarket to buy cigarettes.

"You handsome, do you smoke menthol cigarettes?"

The proprietress of the supermarket said in the voice of a person who came by, "This is actually a lady's cigarette. It has a very weak taste. Few men buy this. In fact, you can taste this kind of strong fragrance. It is very strong and strong, especially the top one. Oh."

"No, I want this."

He lowered his eyes.

When did you learn to smoke?

He didn't remember anymore. He just passed by a supermarket and saw a girl with a slender cigarette like snow between her fingers, her face blurred in the mist, with a silhouette that looked a little like her.

Why do you have to smoke a lady's cigarette?

Perhaps the teenager was naive enough at that time, and he always felt that he understood the girl’s psychology, smoked the girl’s favorite cigarette, read the girl’s favorite book, and met one day unexpectedly. He could still use her with these things that were close to her. The topic that interests you the most, once again grabs the attention of the person you like.

For such an absurd reason, he stubbornly smoked ladies' cigarettes, even if he was ridiculed by his peers and elders.

But... in vain.

She has never smoked, and she rarely read those unscrupulous books. Ni Jiaming protected her so that the world was like white paper, and she was not allowed to get any bad habits. On the contrary, he is very difficult to quit drinking, smoking is also addicted, a lot of bad work and rest, all problems. He can only be like a jumping clown or a village bully, using the most unbearable means to tie her up.

Will they... have a future?

he does not know.

But if things can be solved with money, he doesn't mind being a little bit more despicable.

There is no worse situation than it is now, is it?

After I bought my breakfast, when I was so weak and was talking about a sip of soy milk, I suddenly said something on the other side.

"Be engaged to me, break up and give you half of your assets."

"puff!"

So weak spray out directly.

Is it so low-key and simple for rich people to propose marriage? No grand ceremonies are carried out, and suddenly there is a heavy attack.

"What do you mean?"

"Meaning, if you are qualified for the stand-in business, you can evolve into a stand-in fiancée."

So weak: "!"

Is she going to be full in less than two weeks? !

The other party slowly swallowed a piece of shortcrust dough stick.

He originally wanted to go directly through the marriage process, one step in place, but considering the serious rebellious psychology of this aunt, he decided to soften her attitude first, use the slow way of boiling the frog in warm water, first set her heart down, and finally hold her down. Entering the siege and closing the gates, she can't run anymore if she wants to.

"The contract year will remain unchanged. It is still five years." He took out a tissue and wiped his fingers. "In the past five years, if you can be a worry-free and good helper and don't mess with me, I can focus on career development. , Maybe on the day when the deadline expires, your assets will double, and you might get a tens of billions of break-up fees."

So weak and not breathing well, immediately count how many zeros.

"What if your company goes bankrupt if you mismanage it?"

He has a very weak tone.

"Then add another 1 billion based on the original remuneration. I will pay you at least 3 billion youth compensation. Does this meet the eldest lady's appetite?"

Lin Xingye stood up.

"I made an appointment today. You can come back at about noon. You can use these hours to think hard, think slowly, and give me the answer when I have dinner."

"Don't think about it!"

The green tea spirit, who was obsessed with Cai, grabbed his hand and said, "Now I can promise you!"

"Do not."

His eyelashes were falling, his attitude was strong, and his fingertips opened her fingers one by one.

"You still have to think carefully, because this time I have additional conditions—"

He condescendingly stares at people, his voice is like crushed ice, but his words are not very restful, "I don't want a stand-in who can only be seen and cannot be touched, I want you to really associate with me and develop the closest relationship between men and women. , Including the last step. My temper is not very good, and my mood is always easy to go bad, so I don’t want you to oppose me all the time, ignore me, neglect me, and disobey me."

"As weak as Miao, you know what I think of you, and I don't want to play a child's playhouse with you. Don't think that you can hide away by perfunctory."

He paused and continued, "I'm not always that patient."

After speaking, the young man changed into casual clothes, put away his mobile phone and went out.

When he came back, the ancestor sat cross-legged on the bed, babbling, like a fortune teller.

Lin Xingye: "What are you doing?"

So weak: "Don't talk, I'm estimating how many ex-girlfriends you have, and whether there are any extreme ones. If it is a **** peach blossom, what should I do if I go out and splash my sulfuric acid! No way, no, I have to recalculate!"

Lin Xingye: "..."

Speaking of this sensitive topic, the boy consciously shut up. He went to the bathroom to wash his face, and when he came out, she had finished her luck and let out a long sigh of relief.

Lin Xingye couldn't hold back, "Did you figure it out?"

Why didn't he know that she still had the talent for doing flyover fortune telling?

He was so weak and serious, "It's calculated, so how many exes do you have, what status and age are they from? Where did you go when you were dating?"

The tiny electric current rushed through the blood vessels of the young man's skin, and he instinctively felt a chill, and wanted to refuse to answer this question.

However, I was quite weak and prepared to write a long time ago, and he was quite considerate, "If you have trouble speaking, then write it out."

"……you are annoying."

Lin Xingye's tone was full of irritability, but he still accepted the ballpoint pen obediently, propped up his long legs, and wrote next to the bed.

He first wrote the word Chen, then crossed it out.

Brows tightened.

The ball-point pen in his hand was flipped up and down by him, turning as beautiful as ink flowers, but after three minutes passed, he didn't write a full name.

The needle is hidden in the little green tea sponge, "It must be because there are too many babies, I can't remember it, right?"

The other party was ridiculed by her and wrote more than a dozen names in a row, and the whole piece of paper could not contain his rich love history legacy.

"Are you satisfied now?" He smiled without a smile.

So weak took a look, "Student Lin, you are dishonest, isn't there another one named Yao Shuiman?"

This person is the weak little Taimei who met in the bathroom, and she blew herself up when she came up.

"Yao Shuiman?"

Lin Xingye looked slightly cold, "What did she say to you? Didn't she do it to you?"

"Don't worry, I haven't suffered." Such a weak gaze was subtle, spinning around him, and whispered to verify, "But she said, you are very fierce, um, you have a very strong chemical reaction with her. Special dry wood and raging fire, is this true?"

The young man was taken aback, a little panicked.

But when he saw, her body language was relaxed and loose, and her expression was not turbulent-she didn't care about his absurd past at all!

Because she didn't love, when she heard his love history, she was indifferent, as if listening to a stimulating gossip that had nothing to do with her.

Since he was a teenager, a thorn in his heart has been hidden for years. Over time, he thought he had become accustomed to it. But at this moment, the thorn was pulled up forcibly, and the scar that was about to form was ulcerated again. Tearing with pain. Long, narrow and thin eyes were dark, "Yes, I am fierce and like to **** her, what's the matter?"

So weak and suspiciously glanced at him, "I just asked, and I'm not angry, why are you mad at me?"

"I'm not angry." He said coldly, "Explain the objective facts."

"All right--"

She folded her palms together, "As for your proposal, I thought about it carefully for two hours and six minutes. Although you are not my dish, we can still make up for the break-up fee." She The conversation changed, "But I also have the conditions, let's go for a premarital examination."

Lin Xingye just wanted to strangle her, "Do you think I have... that kind of disease?"

Little Green Tea said vaguely, "Then I just made a boyfriend, but you have more than a dozen colorful love experiences..." Seeing Lin Xingye's face like a god, she suddenly thought of something and smiled crisply, "That's better. In this way, we each step back and wait for me to make a few more boyfriends, so that the number of everyone is balanced, and no one will suffer!"

The more she thought about it, the more she thought it was a good idea.

It’s not enough to have a boyfriend. How many stacks are you looking for? !

Lin Xingye's neck had blue veins protruding, and he forced a sigh of relief to prevent bleeding from his throat.

"good."

So weak too late to rejoice that he has the privilege of making more boyfriends, so he heard him gritted his teeth and said, "Go for a pre-marital physical examination. Whoever doesn't do it is a dog!"

After the International Fintech Conference, the two ended up on a business trip and returned to their own turf. On the second day after the jet lag was so weak, he was dragged for a checkup.

Lin Xingye patted the inspection on her hand.

"Look carefully! I won't say I lied to you!"

I looked so weak, and there was indeed nothing wrong with it, and it was better than ordinary people.

"Well then, I agree to associate with you."

He waited for almost eight years, and finally waited for this sentence to relax.

His eyebrows stretched out, like a glacier clearing when the green shore was blowing in spring, and peach blossoms were surging in the depths of his eyes. He pressed the corners of his lips slightly, "It shouldn't be too late, let's go choose the ring."

So weak: "?"

Will the first day of dating be too fast?

But the male protagonist is not at all happy, and if he is rich, he can do whatever he wants-hundreds of rings are placed in front of her and she chooses.

"You can customize it," said the new boyfriend. "Buy it for you."

After thinking about it, he said again.

"Would you like to buy this store for you? Take it back and pick it slowly?"

So weak: "???"

Salesperson: "???"