Bai Yueguang Breaks Up Everyday

Lin Xingye took a deep breath and barely suppressed the idea of ​​choking this guy to death on the bedside.

He ruthlessly snatched the mint cigarette from her hand and crushed it in the ashtray.

Then he pulled her down and slid.

Little Green Tea covered his mouth, begging for mercy with a wink, "Brother, brother, no, husband, I'm kidding!"

"Speaking so loudly, I don't see it as a joke."

He stretched out his fangs and bit her finger viciously.

Seeing that Xiao Lvcha couldn't hide, she sobbed and cried fakely, "You lighten it, your skin is broken, you will break the cold..."

"..."

Are his teeth made of iron to break the cold? !

"Fake cry again." Lin Xingye snorted, "every time."

So weak, his eyes rounded, "You slander me, how can I fake cry every time!"

Lin Xingye thought, why not?

There was a little boy in the kindergarten crying and saying that she would marry her home. She also rubbed her eyelids very affectionately and looked very sad. When the little boy was picked up by her family, she immediately stopped rubbing her eyes. Eating her little popsicle happily.

In elementary school, that little guy at her desk had a crush on her, always likes to do all kinds of tricks to get her attention, and love to put a little mouse toy in her desk. In a Chinese class, she cried in front of people, especially miserable. There were three trials, which cast a psychological shadow on the boys and girls, and never dared to provoke this little ancestor again.

After school, he saw this guy throwing onion slices into the trash can, trying to destroy the body.

She muttered, "I brought too much, I almost didn't cry."

The little girl also glanced at him, tilted her head, showing her little white teeth, and said with a smile, "Dare to speak out and kill you."

Kobayashi Hoshino: "..."

Girls are really the scariest creatures!

Then there are junior high schools and high schools. They are in the same school and sometimes in the same class, but their circles seldom blend in, and because of Bao Beibei, they can't usually say a few words.

But her presence is stronger than Bob Beibei.

His tablemates, front and back tables, basketball school teammates, neighbor classmates, etc., basically can't escape the claws of the little fat girl, all of them are in love, scratching their heads and writing love letters to people. Lin Xingye remembered that the male classmate with the best language in the class had the best food. His mouth was full of oil. The desks were always full of "sacrifices", all of whom were asked to write love letters to the little fat girls.

Of course, this brother couldn't escape the cold-blooded sanctions of the class teacher, and was taken to the office for re-education, but he was very loyal and refused to give out the names of the boys.

The boys were very moved, and more people came to him to write love letters.

From kindergarten to sophomore year, the intersection between him and Miao is probably pitiful.

However, the information about her has never ceased.

The boys said that she likes spicy snacks so much. When doing exercises, a small bag of snacks slipped out of the school uniform bag.

The boys said that she cut the bob again, like a round watermelon in summer, super cute.

The boys said that she dozed off in class again, and the baby's fat cheek was printed with the trace of a stationery box with a faint pig's head on it, and they all laughed crazy.

So... when did he notice her?

This sentiment is like wildfire, like weeds, and even more like thorns. At the moment he inadvertently, it grows wildly, occupying all his reason. And the nutrients that nourish them are jealousy, resentment, and hatred. Negative emotions are boiling. Only after the ugly mottled scar is opened, the real flesh and blood can be seen.

Lin Xingye pressed the kiss to her ear, clasping her fingers in a staggered way.

The prelude was shocked by the weakness.

"...Don't move, sleep."

His tone was as low as a warning.

So weak and relieved.

Just don't mess with her.

However, she was still too naive.

On the third day of living with the male lead, Xiao Lvcha was scared when she saw the bedroom.

On the seventh day of living with the male lead, Xiao Lvcha felt that she had lost her worldly desires.

On the fifteenth day of cohabiting with the male protagonist, the most frequent entry in Xiao Lvcha’s mobile browsing history was——

1. The nearest temple to me.

2. What are the conditions for becoming a nun?

3. Is the fast food in the temple good enough?

4. Can the temple raise pigs?

Oh, you can't raise pigs.

Six impure tears almost fell.

The person involved also clearly discovered that Xiao Green Tea is becoming more and more perfunctory.

Often when Lin Xingye wanted to make friends with her, her excuses were endless, such as—

"I haven't finished reading the literature, you go to bed first."

"My stomach is a little bit up. Go downstairs for a walk first. You go to bed first."

"I was running today, I was too tired, so I went to bed first."

The above are relatively normal excuses, and the more outrageous ones are still below——

"I just ate durian."

"I ate stinky tofu again."

"This is snail noodles. The unique smell is not as bad as the others, dear, do you want a copy?"

Lin Xingye couldn't bear it and went back early. As soon as the weak saw him, 800 meters rushed to the kitchen and took out a can of collector's canned herring.

Lin Xingye: "!!!"

"It's as weak as a seedling! You put it down for me!"

He roared, not at all indifferent and shrewd in front of his subordinates, and his eyebrows flew in anger.

"I order you in the name of the boss!"

So weak: "..."

My day, this is really irresistible reason.

For her future 10 billion, she was so weak and wronged that she put the canned herring back into the refrigerator, and Lin Xingye took three steps in two steps, dragging people to the bedroom.

She was so weak that she was struggling with the door frame, her eyes red, and she was dying.

How can the hero be like this?

What the **** is forcing people to eat meat!

"Brother, today is not a good day, but another day!"

"Yesterday you said this reason." Lin Xingye was unmoved, "If you don't go back, then it's here."

He was brooding about the frailty in his weak mouth, and he had to prove it to her.

If she is so weak, if she knows that she is a misfortune, it wouldn't be irritating to kill her in the first place!

He pushed her to the refrigerator, wrapped her around her waist, and unbuttoned her jerkily.

So weak, he said, "Today is the birthday of the Buddha, you can't break the precept, otherwise you will be very unlucky!"

Lin Xingye: "..."

He let go of people in angrily.

She was so weak and wanted to donate some incense money another day. It was the Buddha's great compassion and great compassion to rescue her from the sea of ​​suffering.

Unexpectedly, the man behind him felt that she was assaulting him. He checked the phone, August 21st of the lunar calendar.

Lin Xingye said coldly, "You remembered the wrong day. My birthday is tomorrow."

"What?!"

So weak and horrified, he turned his head back, as if he had heard a ghost story.

Then she was pressed by a ghost that night, and every bone was forcibly split open, making her a little bit painful.

She is dying.

She will never eat meat again.

She had already seen through the worldly mundane world, fully enlightened her, and went to become a nun as a monk.

Lin Xingye slept very restlessly, as if he heard the sound of wheels turning in his dream.

wrong!

He woke up suddenly, with a bad premonition floating in his heart, he took off the quilt, and the person was really not there. His heart aches, and his long legs run into the living room like the wind, just to catch the guy holding the key in one hand and dragging the suitcase in the other hand.

That posture perfectly fits the script of "The Rich Wife Who Flees Late at Night".

"what are you doing?!"

He yelled and snatched her key from her head and face.

So weak: "..."

Little Green Tea licked her lips, but when she licked the wound, she screamed.

He stepped forward and scared Xiao Lvcha back a few steps, but because of her soft legs, she slammed on the suitcase, she was very pitiful, and she looked like she was crying, "I, I'm fine, don't come here. ."

Lin Xingye didn't listen to her, wrapped her legs and back, and hugged her back to the room.

Even weaker and more desperate.

"Why run away from home?"

He asked her deeply.

He was so weak that he didn't dare to tease him anymore, and whispered, "That's not running away from home, I'm going to live outside for a few days."

"Where to go?"

So weak racked his brains, "Go to Baitan Temple."

Baitan Temple was searched on a weak mobile phone. The closest temple to her is not small in size and has a strong incense. It is also a famous treasure nearby. I heard that Miao's parents also visited this temple during the college entrance examination. , To pray for her luck.

It's a pity not to accept women.

Pigs are not allowed.

"You have to go at night?" He looked suspicious.

So weak to lie and don’t draft drafts, "Isn’t it, go in line in the early morning, the first talisman you ask for is the most spiritual!" She also has a lot of sweet words, "You see, we are not engaged, I think we are going See the Buddha and let it bless us, so that we can cross it in the future, and it will be sweeter than sugar water."

When she said this, the other person's breath calmed down and softened.

"You lied to me."

He said.

"Whoever drags a suitcase to the Buddhist temple, clearly wants to hide from me."

but--

He is very happy.

At least she was willing to coax him.

Lin Xingye got up, dragged out a suitcase, and tidied up his personal clothes.

So weak: "?"

Then he called the deputy director, "I'm going to take a three-day vacation. It's not very urgent. You can handle it first. If you have anything to do, wait for me to come back."

Deputy Dong said that he received it and teased him, "Have you finally found time to spend your honeymoon with your sister-in-law?"

Lin Xingye smiled, "Yes, go to the temple for honeymoon."

Deputy Dong: "?"

Did you play so wild? Are you not afraid that the Buddha will choke with dog food?

Such a weak student could not love being dragged away.

The temple hasn't opened yet, and the line has been lined up for a long time.

So weak and hypocritically said, "Look, if you hadn't stopped me, I would be able to get the first magic talisman!"

Lin Xingye glanced at her and sneered, "You are feudal superstition! I have never believed in the blessing of ghosts and gods."

The middle-aged uncle in front of them looked back and suddenly shouted in surprise, "It's you! Red envelope brother!"

Lin Xingye: "?"

Depend on.

The face slapper is here.

The people around were attracted by his voice, and the two of them suddenly became the focus of the audience.

The middle-aged uncle was very far away, patted Lin Xingye's shoulder, winking his eyes, "Is this your girlfriend? Oh, yes, blessed, is this year to fulfil his wish? It seems the value of a hundred thousand red envelopes. "

"What kind of red envelope?"

She is so weak that she will not feel sleepy when she hears this, and Lin Xingye will not be able to pull her away no matter what.

In terms of eating melons, she will always be the number one fan.

"Haha, didn't your boyfriend tell you? He was two years ago, no, it should be three years ago. It seems that the girl he likes is going to take the college entrance examination. He came in line early in the morning and asked for the first magic talisman. Once, Brother Shancai, it was the first time I received a red envelope of 1,000 yuan, and I was very impressed—"

The weak complexion looked strangely at Lin Xingye.

She said it was no wonder that after the morning reading, a red symbol suddenly appeared on the desk.

She thought someone cursed her at the time.

"That's not for you!" He said stiffly, "It's just misplaced."

The middle-aged uncle patted his head, "What are you talking about, do you still want a girlfriend!" He said to the weak, "This kind of stinky boy is like this, and he cares so much in his heart that he can't put it down. Duplicity, hard-hearted and soft-hearted!" Look, how good his after-sales service is, he still responded after three years!

Lin Xingye: "..."

At dawn, the snow-gray mist enveloped the bronze bell. The monk pushed the bell and pestle, and made a deep and simple echo. Together with the sound of chanting, the sound of falling leaves, the sound of wind, and the human voice, they interweave into a strange rhythm, like a **** and Buddha. We are whispering.

He felt calm inexplicably.

Lin Xingye gave his charm to the weak.

"exchange."

She is weak and doesn't understand his romantic thoughts very much, but the boss has spoken, and she can only be obedient and obedient as an employee.

He said forcefully, "You try to throw the trash can again this time?"

So weak: "..."

Lin Xingye donated a sum of money for sesame oil, and the abbot came out to thank him, and asked him if he had any troubles that he needed to answer.

Lin Xingye looked weak.

she:"?"

Does this mean to ask her to ask questions?

She felt that the opportunity was coming, and she asked eagerly, "Master, do you think I have a root of wisdom? Is it suitable to convert to the Buddha?"

The abbot was dumbfounded.

Lin Xingye covered her mouth, "Master, we still have something to do, so I won't disturb your repairs."

He was as weak as an attempt to become a monk and was dragged out of the Buddhist temple abruptly.

"What do you mean!"

After getting in the car, Lin Xingye closed the window and sparks splashed in his eyes, "With me, you are so unhappy and want to become a monk?! What are you dissatisfied with? Just bring it up—"

Weak tears burst out, "Can we fall in love spiritually?"

He categorically rejected it, "Impossible."

Then there is nothing to say.

She was so weak and pulled the car window, tearfully watching the Buddhist temple farther and farther away from her.

After returning, probably in order to awaken the **** deep in her heart, the young Tyrant Dong tried every means to mobilize her enthusiasm, as weak as a fat salted fish, indifferent to the feast of male sex.

So weak: When it's over, the old lady's idea of ​​cutting her hair to become a nun becomes even stronger.

Until a phone call comes.

"Hello, I found a mobile phone in no man's land. Are you the lover of the mobile phone owner?"

Lin Xingye's actions stopped.

So weak turned over, "No man's land? What's the matter?"

——His ex-boyfriend Ni Jiaming went out for a relaxing trip. He disappeared strangely while crossing no-man’s land. His whereabouts are still unknown.

So weak, put on clothes, ready to go out.

"Where to go."

The fiance was sitting at the end of the bed, his hair wet, "He is missing, what's the matter with your ex-girlfriend?"

So weak and didn't look back, "I'll be back when I finish processing."

The bright red peace charm he asked for fell out of her pocket.

She didn't pick it up.

Just like that day, he was hiding at the door, waiting for her response, but she just threw it into the trash can.

Never cherish his affection.

Sanity suddenly loses control.

He rushed up like a beast, kissing her frantically.

Don't go.

You are not allowed to go.

"Don't make trouble, who will play it for someone to watch." She frowned, "Lin Xingye, you already got me, haven't you, what kid's venting game? If you have a cinnabar mole in your heart, you are not allowed to have a white moonlight in my heart. ."

His blood was cold and he said maliciously, "Even if I have a cinnabar mole, what's the matter? You just bought it from me. What qualifications do you have to refuse me?"

Little Green Tea didn't say anything.

She just turned around and **** him over and over again, expressionless.

It's like killing a pig.

"Miao is weak... you fucking!"

The pillow was faintly wet with tears, his fist was clenched, his voice was hoarse, and his eyes were as red as rabbits, showing a fragile beauty.

"Why the **** are you because he **** me..."

The weak **** tea's nature was exposed, biting the hair ring and tying his hair, giving him a light glance.

"I like it, can't I?"