Bai Yueguang Breaks Up Everyday

In addition to the aroma of instant noodles and fried chicken, Internet cafes also have the smell of choking royal dog food.

The baby-faced sits lazily on the gaming chair, leaning back and forth, with piles of cigarette butts on hand and a strawberry-flavored lollipop in his mouth.

The sound is so sweet that it can tire you.

Chen Sitian: "Huh? My sister is a financial professional, wow, so amazing, Tiantian fainted when she saw the numbers, and she made a joke of ninety-nine and forty-seven, ah, too shy, elder sister Do you think I'm stupid?"

Best buddies: Brother Tian, ​​your play is over. Obviously buying something for them is accurate to a few cents!

Chen Sitian: "Tiantian is a philosophy major. The teacher said that the boys in this major are very elegant and demeanor. Hey, Tiantian is so small, is it a hindrance? But Tiantian exercises his abdominal muscles, which is very powerful. Yes, it will definitely protect my sister."

Best buddies: This is the so-called first suppress and then raise, you deserve to be a man of philosophy!

Chen Sitian: "My friend? Of course, like Tiantian, he is a good boy! They—"

Sweet stuck.

What are the advantages of this group of fox friends?

Does scum have advantages?

The buddies feel very aggrieved, what do you look in your eyes, every strand of hair seems to be disgusting.

No matter how bad they are, they have self-esteem and do not accept insults in their eyes!

Chen Sitian saw the fried chicken **** on the desktop, ignoring his conscience, "They, um, love food and cooking." Then he turned to the computer screen of the game, "They, in the vast world, tirelessly pursue technology , Study hard, study hard..."

Sweet brother, praise, praise hard, they never blush!

Facing all the longing eyes, Chen Sitian was suffering.

No, I really can't make it up.

"Sister, it's late, you go to bed early, good night."

Chen Sitian bit her lip and shyly made a mua mouth shape.

"See you tomorrow."

When someone hung up, he happily put down the phone.

Instantly met the angry eyes of the single boys in the audience.

Boy, are you calling your big sister's girlfriend a great deal? You can't use the speakerphone if you have the ability!

Chen Sitian clicked, crunching the lollipop.

The expression is fierce.

The boys immediately turned their heads, playing games, and uttering voices.

The buddies especially love to repeatedly cross the border on the verge of death.

"Tiantian hates it! A good boy is not allowed to roll his eyes, my sister will be angry!"

Chen Sitian: hetuituitui!

How far are you rolling!

Everyone had their eyes darkened all night, but their sweet brother was full of energy, so he threw them into the Internet cafe at a certain point. It was said that he was going to buy breakfast for his sister.

Damn it! See the color and forget righteousness!

Chen Sitian is a big friend next door. It takes 30 minutes to get to Changda by car. He only buys breakfast when he gets to his destination.

Shengjianbao, tofu nao and hot porridge.

Well, bring another piece of mineral water, a cup of white peach oolong milk tea, the two drink in exchange, quenching thirst and sweet mouth, perfect.

He was about to arrive at such a weak class schedule. Before he came, he reviewed all aspects of Changda University. When the cafeteria opened, which aunt was generous in cooking, he knew everything well, so walking on the trail was very natural. Also give directions to freshmen by the way.

"Thank you, brother!"

Senior Chen Sitian: "..."

Brother shit!

He hates this underage little flesh face!

Chen Sitian was depressed and walked to such a weak large staircase classroom, as if two classes were attending together.

He locked people at a glance.

"elder sister!"

Chen Sitian put aside the man's shame, and rushed forward with willful squeamishness.

The female classmate who was sitting with her weak female classmate immediately overflowed with maternal love.

"This is your brother? The little flesh face is so cute!"

The long-sleeved white T was dressed loosely, with a milk pudding pattern printed on it, and the smell of sweetness exuded all over the body.

Brother Xiaoroulian rubbed his weak cheeks waywardly, smiling sweetly, "No, I'm not her brother."

Cengceng.

My sister's face is so soft.

Hearing this, the female classmate's brain leaked and she was panicked.

"Difficult, are you her long-lost son???"

Patter.

Chen Sitian's self-confidence was shattered.

Brother Xiaoroulian was unprecedentedly angry.

It's fine to be regarded as a younger brother, the son is too outrageous! !

"I *your **brother** can have me***!!"

The female classmate was frightened and dulled by the violent and harmonious words.

Could it be that the more tender the face, the more violent the swear words? !

He slapped his head weakly, "Children are not allowed to speak bad words!"

Chen Tiantian immediately behaved, "I'm sorry, Tiantian ate chili in the morning. I accidentally sprayed fire just now." He picked up the weak ballpoint pen on the table, lifted the cap, and wrote a couple of words on his forehead. Words.

Smiled innocently and shyly, put his fingers out of his sleeves, pointed to his forehead and said, "Sister’s classmates, do you know how to pronounce this?"

"Man, man."

The female classmate swallowed.

Chen Sitian applauded warmly, "Bingo, the answer is right, you are so smart!"

The female classmate was embarrassed by the trouble, and coughed, "In fact, there is no..."

"Kill you again by admitting wrong."

The little brother had a super sweet voice against his underaged face, but he stared at her with a terrifying look, and said every word.

Female classmate: "..."

Mom, she wants to change seats.

This brother is not a milk pudding but a **** nuclear bomb.

Just as she was thinking about escaping from the dangerous scene, someone sat down next to her, and the female classmate took a look, I rely on, the president of the student union, such a weak ex-boyfriend.

The female classmate is ready to go crazy.

New love and old love are piled up, all black-bellied fights, this place is similar to the execution ground!

Why is she a single dog to endure such a human suffering!

"did you have breakfast?"

Shen Cheng calmly said, "I bought sesame buns and soy milk."

The female classmate looked at the round-toed buns she took from the convenience store in front of the sandwich biscuits. She felt very sad and failed. Three years of college passed in a hurry, and there was no one to bring her breakfast.

People buy one get one free.

"puff."

The long sleeves covered his hands, then covered his mouth, and smiled secretly, like a little boy who succeeded in a prank.

The baby face raised his smiling lips and entered the poison tongue mode.

"Sesame buns, they are the five kernels of the mooncake world, why would anyone buy them to eat them? Do you think they are, sister."

He deliberately prolonged the tone, like a sticky syrup, full of silk.

Too weak means shocked.

"Sesame buns and Wuren are both super delicious, have you made a mistake!"

As the so-called taste is different, how do you fall in love?

If you continue like this, let's not talk about sublimation of revolutionary friendship. It's hard to be friends.

Chen Sitian: "..."

In Japan, in order to fight against the rivals in love, the result was precisely thundered.

Shen Cheng smiled mildly, not moving, with a master posture.

Where is this underage kid that popped up? If he was studying in high school, he came here to grab women from him?

Is there not enough homework, right? For free.

"Oh, I mean, this sesame steamed bun is similar to Wuren. One is an internet celebrity from the bun world and the other is a big brother from the mooncake world. They are all very popular and unique. Well, they should be collected and reluctant to eat. "Chen Sitian reversed the situation abruptly, "Are you right, sister's classmate?"

The female classmate just wanted to lie down quietly, but she didn't expect to be pulled out and whip the corpse when things came to an end.

She hates it.

She wants to be scumbag.

A pair of eyes on the little brother Heshan, she immediately persuaded.

"Brother...No, Mr. Xiong's man, what you said is awesome."

The female classmate was tearful, almost staring at the person's forehead and said.

Chen Sitian was relieved in one breath, feeling refreshed all over.

"man?"

Shen Cheng folded her hands.

One wave has not settled, another wave has risen.

"I didn't know if you had just gone home for a week, and there would be a man." He smiled at the female classmate again, "It seems that you know what happened, classmate, can it be convenient for me to talk about it?"

Female classmate: "..."

Oh, she must teach her troubled **** when she goes back, how can she dare to sit in any position!

She is going to have a funeral in C now!

The classroom is very large and can accommodate hundreds of people. Since the course is a secret love course at Chang University, many people come to the school next door to come to the class. There are a dozen densely packed, almost empty seats. Later, the few male compatriots looked east and west, trying to sit in the weak row again and again, but the moment that passed—

The sun and the moon are dark, the gunpowder is everywhere, the battle continues, and the blood flows into a river.

Their clever brain issued an emergency evacuation order

So the students turned their feet and stood in the last row of the desks very witty.

The old professor came in with the lecture notes and helped his glasses.

"There are still two places in the fifth row, why is no one sitting?"

Students: Who are the fools to go to the crematorium?

The female classmate was cared by many sympathetic eyes, and suffered bitterness. Basically, her brain was pierced by the X-rays from the eyes of the two men.

The old professor is also a Taoist. Seeing this, he understands everything and it is very meaningful, "Xiong, you should get a high score in this love elective course."

The students agreed very much, and were not afraid to make a fuss.

So weak: Professor, I feel your deep malice.

"Sister, should you be a professor's assistant! Tell us about your love tricks!"

"That is, once the senior sister comes out, who will fight! Let the whole class get out of the list! We will worship your senior sister!"

What a fairy board! For a fairy board!

She was put on a fire and roasted, it is still a question of whether she can get out of the classroom alive.

So weak I regret giving my timetable to others.

The milk dog is too enthusiastic and she can't stand it.

She had thought about opening the Shura field, who would have thought that it would be this way of public execution!

Sip milk tea to be shocked.

Seeing that she had taken the milk tea first, Chen Sitian couldn't help raising her eyebrows proudly.

And Shen Orange's eyes darkened.

The female classmate caught in the middle was shivering with cold.

The subject of the old professor this time is to get along with the two sexes, analyzing all kinds of love relationships, such as first love, online love, long-distance love, sister and brother love, evening love, etc., stacked with one story after another. The standard quotation at the beginning is, "I have a friend." , "I have a colleague’s daughter", "I have a relative’s relatives", the stories are told with twists and turns, with bizarre twists and turns.

The atmosphere in the class was very lively, and the students also asked the professor to continue the lecture after the get out of class bell rang.

"Oh, I'm getting older, so I have to rest and rest."

The old professor unscrewed the thermos, took a sip of the wolfberry warm water, and said slowly, "Well, why don't we play a small game. After listening to the teacher talk about so many love relationships, and the retention skills after the relationship has problems, you should also try it out. !"

The whole class was enthusiastic and used lottery to select "actors".

There is always a bad feeling about being weak.

When she reached into the black box, she said silently in her heart, Amitabha, Zhuzhu, bless me!

She pulled out a note.

Looking around, the above scene reads, "You are a desperate housewife. Because of the discordant life of your husband and wife, you turn into the arms of a boy who is ten years younger than you. Love is rekindled. One day your husband is on a business trip. Asked him to your house and couldn't help kissing together. Then, your husband opened the door with the key. In such a situation, how do you resolve the conflict?"

Still resolved, all my life is gone, okay.

The corners of his weak eyes twitched, and he said solemnly, "Professor, is there anything wrong with your life recently? Tell us about it. Maybe it can help you!"

Why can't you want to set up such a script!

The old professor squinted his eyes, "Your mother has been indulged in anatomy class recently and lacks experiment subjects..."

Feelings are still the fault of keeping the boudoir alone.

Excuse me, I can't afford it.

So weak immediately raised the note and said enthusiastically, "Which classmate wants to play with me?"

"Your sweet mistress is online now."

Chen Sitian pulled her clothes corner excitedly, "Tiantian has grown up so big and finally arranged a kiss scene! It's still the kind that can't help it! Oh, mom, I'm good for it!"

But it makes this child so happy.

Shen Orange held a note between her fingertips.

"I, your husband who is wearing a green hat."

So weak: Oh humiliating.

The whole class: Oh, okay.

The old professor coughed, "Then, the actors are in place and the performance begins—"

The three actors quickly entered the state.

Shen Orange: "I am not good enough. I ignored you and didn't let you feel the happiness of married life, wife, in the future, I will definitely do it personally, unite knowledge and action, and let you fall in love with me again. Now let me let you fly. Shoot to death."

Chen Sitian: "You are the son of destiny, and you must be crowned king. This hat is free. If you give it to you, I will take my sister."

The two stared at the weak, waiting for her answer.

The Green Tea Drama Jing turned around and held the hand of a female classmate in the front row, tenderly.

"Do you know, I actually love you in my heart. On that day your black hair crossed my face, I fell in love at first sight, but due to secular prejudice, I had to hang around with all kinds of men. Now, I am very Sure, they are your stand-in, no one can replace you! Wait, I will get a divorce now, let's go abroad to get the certificate!"

Everyone: "???"