Basketball: Start with the Neuroknife

Chapter 57: just like donuts

In the afternoon, the Lakers opened the training center for free interviews. The reporters did not mention this issue again. It seems that this is indeed the end.

It's just that Kupchak was right. In the eyes of some black people in the league, Li Wan was already an enemy, even if they never said a word between them.

For example, Ron Artest of the Kings threatened to show some color to people like Li Wan who looked down on black people. Li Wan didn't respond to this. He knew Artest too well. This guy is one of the typical representative players of the league's "not very good mind". It's a guy with a violent disorder, there's no need to spray each other across the media, it's a waste of time.

He circled the date for the first game of the new season against the Kings.

The most they asked was about Kenny Smith about to kiss a donkey's ass.

News has come out from TNT that Kenny Smith will fulfill his punishment this afternoon. Turner TV will broadcast the entire event at that time.

"I think Charles Barkley will be a fan of mine in the future, more crazy than Spike Lee for New York!"

At noon on the day when this report came out, Barkley responded to Li Wan through the media in a timely manner: "Yes, before this, I was a fan of Yao, and now I will be a fan of Yao and Li, absolutely crazy!"

In the afternoon he will also appear, but then all he has to do is bring the donkey into the studio, just like Kenny Smith did.

The role was reversed, and he felt so cool!

The self-reliant Kenny Smith has not laughed since the morning, to be precise, since the game last night, and has been groaning.

"Huaxia people are not easy to mess with, man!"

Barkley said with a grin next to him, and when he heard this, Kenny Smith wanted to cry, because this was what he told Barkley back then.

Barkley remembers it to this day, and he forgets.

At 2 o'clock in the afternoon, the show officially started.

The locker room of the Lakers' temporary training center was specially changed to a large color TV to watch the live broadcast. In addition to Li Wan and Kupchak who accompanied him, there were also several media reporters who were all responsible for recording Li Wan's reactions. . This is also what fans want to know.

The small locker room was jam-packed.

Li Wan kept his expression under control, but when a naked Kenny Smith appeared in front of the camera, he burst into laughter. Especially with the official TNT code and Kenny Smith's embarrassing appearance, it's even more funny.

Barkley entered with the donkey, and as he passed Kenny-Smith, he patted him on the shoulder first in sympathy, then patted his **** with a crisp sound.

“Good elasticity!”

Kenny Smith looked at him with a haunted expression. Barkley shrugged, slapped on the shoulder as empathy, and slapped his **** was his job.

The Lakers locker room was full of laughter again.

Not only in the Lakers locker room, but all the fans watching the live broadcast laughed at Barkley's absurd move.

Finally, the most anticipated moment has come!

Kenny-Smith looked at the donkey's **** in front of him, licked his lips unconsciously, and his Adam's apple moved a few times.

Barkley whispered something next to him: "Just be a donut, just be a donut!"

Kenny-Smith scolded in his heart: Why does your donuts taste like shit!

At the same time, he turned his heart away, leaned over and pouted and kissed it. At this moment, the donkey sneezed, which loosened the sphincter. Kenny Smith smelled an unforgettable odor, and because the donkey trembled all over, Frightened, he fell backwards and threw his **** upside down. TNT's cameraman is also really dedicated. He aimed at the fallen Kenny Smith for the first time, and a close-up of his buttocks appeared on TNT's screen.

Li Wan tilted his head with a smile, this picture is too hot to look at.

At the end of the show, everyone was satisfied with the final effect, except for Kenny Smith himself, kissing the **** of the donkey, and now also offering a close-up of his own ass.

This video was sent back to China in less than half a day. Domestic fans shouted "very happy", and major post bars reprinted them wildly, giving birth to many classic GIF animations in the future.

It's a pity that this time the wind review did not last for too long. He just got a "nerve knife" in Denver, and this time in Detroit, he was in a downturn again.

Just played a tiring game in Denver, and his physical fitness is not fully recovered. On the other hand, in this game, he was really limited.

Although the "Pistons Five Tigers" have gone one tiger, the tacit understanding of the other "Four Tigers" is still there, and the strength of the Pistons team is still there. So far in the new season, the Pistons have 4 wins and 2 losses, ranking second in the Eastern Conference. s position.

In their team defense, Li Wan can no longer get the shot space so easily. Even with the blessing of the "Neural Knife" system, in the face of strong interference, Li Wan's shooting ability still can't reach such an excellent level.

Coupled with the fact that the Lakers were in a weak position for most of the early stage of this game, Phil Jackson did not move the Lakers' lineup and kept the starter on the court. Li Wan's playing time was only about 21 minutes and 13 seconds.

In the face of a strong team above the first-class level, Phil Jackson still relied more on the original lineup, mainly on Kobe, and did not dare to disrupt his rhythm~www.wuxiamtl.com~ Li Wan's final data in this game was fixed at 9 points and 4 rebounds 4 assists while shooting just 33.3 percent from the field.

Of course, it is still better than Stuckey's data.

This guy played for 10 minutes, only scored 4 points and 1 assist, and left the game early because of 3 turnovers. The preseason glory is completely gone.

After the game, "Roaring God" Rasheed Wallace disdainfully faced the media: "His scoring explosiveness is not so amazing, but the defense of other teams is too bad, in front of the real defensive team, he showed his true colors. "

At the end of the game, the Lakers did not accept too long an interview, and hurriedly took the bus to the airport. Li Wan knew what Rasheed Wallace said when he was at the Toyota Center the next morning.

"Is he always like this? Trying to provoke only after the results are out, well, it does make him invincible."

Li Wan was naturally upset.

He recognized that his skills were inferior to others, but he had no grievances or hatreds on weekdays, and there was no sign before the game. After the game, he suddenly ridiculed. This is not the right way to provoke.

"Can I understand that? Rasheed Wallace is just a coward!"

The result of Li Wan's straightforward and sarcastic counterattack was another revenge.

Rasheed Wallace threatened to let Li Wan continue to score less than 10 points in the next game with the Lakers!

This time, Li Wan did not respond. The last game between the Lakers and the Pistons was in February, and there are still three months left, so he is not thinking about it now.

As for provoking another NBA player, Li Wan can only say that there are more lice than itching.

Now there are many NBA players who don't look down on him openly or secretly. He is Rasheed Wallace.

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