BE Crazy Demon Survival System

The music in the bar makes people’s ears and tympanums vibrate. Fortunately, there is a circle of decks between the bar and the dance floor, which is barely quiet.

Xu Qichen and his party sat at the bar and ordered a glass of wine alone. Xia Zhixu knew that Xu Qichen could not drink too bitterly, so he ordered him a glass of Baileys liqueur mixed with soda. When the bartender handed it over, Xu Qichen sipped it. Small mouth, eyes brightened.

Xia Zhixu touched his head, "Drink it, right?"

"They are too tired of it." Chen Fang couldn't stand it a little. "Xia Xiqing, let's change seats. You are blind and you are not afraid of them flashing."

Although Xia Xiqing cursed at your uncle, she still changed seats with him.

Compared with the others, the only straight man present, Chen Fang, was extremely embarrassed. He was obviously not interested in men, but was stupidly fooled by Xia Xiqing. As soon as he entered the door, he saw several couples in the corridor who had a hard time kissing each other. There is actually a group of hunks dancing pole dancing, so that his eyes don’t know where to put it. The 8.5-meter big man only dared to sit in front of the bar and didn’t dare to look back casually. The affectionate couple in the booth behind It made him even more embarrassed.

"Why do you have to come here?" Chen Fang complained, "I don't care if I am straight. I am a single dog. I don't need to eat dinner anymore. I'm full of dog food."

Xia Xiqing took a sip of wine, "The wine here is delicious. See you, the **** bar abroad is more fun, and you won't be scared to death if you go."

"Why do I go there, a straight steel man?" Chen Fang frowned.

Xia Xiqing smiled ostentatiously, Xu Qichen, who was sitting next to Xia Zhixu, seemed to think of something, and turned his chair to face him, "Xi Qing, did I tell you last time that I have a novel that was copyrighted by a film and television company? It’s the starring male star you like. I heard it’s finished. The producer gave me a few tickets for the movie conference."

"Really?" Xia Xiqing's eyes lit up, "It's great, give me one soon, will you go?"

"Not necessarily, it depends on the time. I will send you a copy of the invitation letter then, or the front row."

Xia Zhixu, who was listening, said immediately, "If there is no time, he will come to accompany me during his time."

Xia Xiqing rolled her eyes, and was bumped by Chen Fang with a beer bottle next to her, "You are really good, too. You are a actor."

"What's the matter? It's not true feeling." Xia Xiqing raised his head and drank the rest of the wine, wiped his mouth, "That thief, walking hormone, is just right for the sexual fantasy object."

Xia Zhixu glanced at him contemptuously, "This male star is really miserable."

During Xia Xiqing, he compared a hand knife and said to Xu Qichen, "Hey, speaking of the male protagonist in this novel, you are very miserable."

Xu Qichen smiled, "It's a little bit, but it's a long life."

"It just so happens that I shake S, I like to see him being abused."

Xia Zhixu shook his head, "Abnormal." Suddenly he thought of something and said to Xu Qichen, "Is this an adaptation of a novel written by your real name or a novel written by your vest?"

"Of course it's his real name." Xu Qichen laughed on the table, and he laughed sweetly after drinking sweet wine. "Like the kind of quasi-first-line actor who is already highly popular, he won't be able to act in the film and television." After speaking, he raised his head again, "By the way, I always wanted to ask, how do you know my vest? I haven't told how many people?" He vainly pinched Xia Zhixu's neck , A fake angry expression, "You won't hack my computer, god."

The two words of Great God made Xia Zhixu very happy, only a tail that could be wagged up. He also pretended to be dying in special cooperation, holding Xu Qichen's thin white wrist and shouting again and again not to dare, and the two next to him looked contemptuous.

"Why should I ask you two out for a drink? It's just looking for abuse."

"Yes..." Chen Fang rarely echoed, "and IQ plummeted in love, like two elementary school students."

After being complained, Xu Qichen let go of his hand a little embarrassingly, but was still held by Xia Zhixu and placed it on his knees.

"Then how did you know that I wrote Tanmei's pen name?" Xu Qichen asked seriously.

Before Xia Zhixu could speak, Xia Xiqing on his side raised a hand, "I will recruit first. I will send out the information."

Xu Qichen turned his chair and pushed him a little dissatisfied, "Who told you to betray the organization?"

Xia Xiqing giggled, "I am a double agent for the great cause of harmony between the two parties." He sighed, "When I was in high school, I, an outsider, looked at you both in a hurry. This has been so many years. If I don’t push you, I’m afraid I’m going to die out of anger..."

Xu Qichen did not expect Xia Xiqing to do so much for them behind his back. Suddenly he didn't know how to respond. Xia Zhixu spoke first, "If he hadn't found it in his conscience and told me that you were writing a Danmei novel, I didn't know you might like it. Boy." As he said, he snapped Xu Qichen's chin to his side, "Some people said it was a vow at the beginning, and I really thought that I had no drama at all."

Xu Qichen reached out and grabbed Xia Zhixu's other hand, and squeezed it, "You believe everything I say."

"That's not it."

After drinking a glass of wine, Xu Qichen's cheeks were slightly red, which looked very cute. He laughed again and spoke again in his usual sincere tone: "Then I didn't lie. I wasn't gay, I just liked you."

Xia Zhixu was stunned, Xiao Huya couldn't help but venture out.

"Huh~" The two next to him made a long disgusting sound. Xia Xiqing sighed, and said clearly and righteously, "Well, I will open a room nearby for you two now. You can do something more happier than drinking. Something."

Xia Zhixu gave him a white look, "Thank you, we are good socialist youths."

Xia Xiqing snorted, remembering the topic that was interrupted just now, and his eyes hinted at Xia Zhixu, "Oh, a good socialist youth, don't you have any thoughts after reading Xu Qichen's pen name?"

"What's your thoughts?" Xia Zhixu took a sip of the martini, and he didn't know it.

Xu Qichen next to him suddenly flicked like an electric shock, covering Xia Xiqing's mouth, "Stop talking."

Xia Xiqing said a few times and raised his hands to express surrender.

Xia Zhixu is not stupid, seeing this scene knows that the pen name must be a ghost. Among the four people present, only Chen Fang did not know what Xu Qichen's pen name was. He separated the two people who were arguing with a dazed expression, and asked Xia Zhixu: "What's the name?"

"Jie Xia." Xia Zhixu replied.

Xia Xiqing, who had just been silenced by Xu Qichen, immediately jumped out to retort, "It's not the Xie with the last name, it's Jie, Xie Xia."

Xia Xia.

Xia Zhixu muttered it again.

Solution, West Asia...

Xie Xia.

The dull Xia Zhixu suddenly reacted. Looking at Xu Qichen, the other party was lying on the table, buried his head in his arms, and hid like a little ostrich.

It turns out that his pen name is related to himself.

Xia Zhixu felt that he was simply the stupidest fool in the world, and even Xia Xiqing had to tell him about this. If he understood the deep meaning of his name in the morning, could he avoid detours?

He stretched out his hand to squeeze the soft flesh on the back of Xu Qichen's neck, with mixed feelings. After thinking for a long time, he didn't know what to say to express his feelings at the moment, so he had no choice but to say, "You..."

Know Xu, Xie Xia.

In the world, only Xu Qichen can play such word games.

"What are you doing with your head buried," Xia Xiqing glanced at him, jokingly, "The roots of my ears are red."

The deepest thoughts that had been hidden were just like that, Xu Qichen had nothing but a deep sense of self-confidence at this moment. He originally thought that Xia Zhixu would never find out if he didn't tell this matter.

But now this feeling is exactly the same as the hide-and-seek failure of childhood.

Always when the other party is back to report the count, he ran away quickly, looking around for a hiding place that he considered to be an excellent hiding place, but his naive brain made himself overlook a little, and the long curtains could not cover his feet. of.

So the other party just stood in front of him and caught his wrist through a thin curtain.

The voice was soft, with a hint of triumphant cunning.

[Catch you. ]

Xia Zhixu directly pulled the chair he was sitting on to his side, and Xu Qichen's body leaned towards him uncontrollably, and was directly caught in his arms. With his head resting on his waist, Xu Qichen's nose was filled with the cold perfume of Xia Zhixu, as if he had fallen into a snowy forest.

But his palm was so warm again, and he gently touched his back, brushing it one by one, and his whole body was numb and warm.

He seemed to understand his embarrassment, so he didn't say anything at all, just hugging him affectionately, letting himself fall on his knees, and gently touching his thin back like a cat.

There seems to be a tacit understanding between the two people that is free from the skin. It does not need to be conveyed through words, and even the eyes can be omitted.

The soul can communicate without hindrance.

Xia Xiqing suddenly suggested, “It’s too boring to drink like this,” he said to the bartender, “Come on with a group of tequila.” The bartender is very good at business, and he also served a small plate of salt while serving. , And a plate of thinly sliced ​​lemon slices.

"What are these for?" Chen Fang asked.

Xia Zhixu replied: "I heard that Americans drink tequila differently, and drink it with salt and lemon."

Speaking of salt and lemons, Xu Qichen was a little interested, and raised his head, "How do I drink this together? Put lemon juice and salt in it?"

Xia Xiqing shook his head, "Come on, uncle, I will show you again."

Xu Qichen couldn't help but laugh, and Xia Xiqing groaned strangely, "What are you laughing about, I am Xia Zhixu's uncle, isn't it your uncle?"

This statement made Xu Qichen blush not surprisingly. Xia Xiqing didn't care, and started his tequila drinking tutorial. He first declared: "I am a purer drinking method."

"There is still an impure way to drink." Xu Qichen asked stupidly.

"Of course." Xia Xiqing said as he took a slice of lemon, with the back of his left hand facing up, squeezed a little translucent juice on the edge of the tiger's mouth, then put down the lemon, pinched a handful of salt grains and rubbed it on the tiger's mouth, then Raising his hand to his mouth, the tip of his tongue stretched out and took a sip of salt. The next second he lifted the glass and drank the agave in the glass. His slender fingers picked up the lemon and placed it between his teeth.

Licking salt, drinking, and biting lemons, the whole set of actions is done in one go, flowing water.

"It looks so cool." Xu Qichen stared blankly. Chen Fang next to him also found it interesting. He realized that this was a good skill for sultry girls, so he learned it from Xia Xiqing, but he was always a little rusty when he first started.

Xu Qichen was not eager to learn, but was slightly dazed. What would it be like to mix spicy, sour and slightly salty?

A little curious.

He remembered what Xia Xiqing said just now, the pure drinking method.

What about the impure drinking method?

There were too many doubts in his mind, all reflected in his face, Xia Zhixu saw it clearly.

"Do you want to taste it?" Xia Zhixu raised an eyebrow.

It is not the first time to see through the mind, Xu Qichen nodded bluntly this time.

Xia Zhixu's voice was deep, like whiskey with a big chunk of ice.

"I'll teach you how to drink impure."

The "teacher" sitting next to him didn't seem to have any intentions, but was going to teach by example. Xu Qichen watched obediently, and saw that he also took a slice of lemon and rubbed it on Xu Qichen’s lower lip. Before he could react, there was a vague light and shadow in front of him, and his slender fingers were carrying coarse salt grains. Passing over the soft lips.

The cold-colored lights in the bar made people dizzy, and Xu Qichen's amber pupils were slightly enlarged, reflecting the face of Xia Zhixu who suddenly approached.

The chin was pinched by his hand, unable to escape. The tip of his tongue brushed Xu Qichen's salt-stained lips. The small but flavorful crumbs left Xu Qichen's body in an instant, and were transferred to Xia Zhixu's mouth in the damp hand.

He stared blankly at him picking up the wine glass placed on the bar, and drank with his head up.

He thought it would end like this, but his face was once again lifted by his wide, dry palms, and he lifted his head half-forced. A deep and moist kiss completed the sharing of alcohol.

The pungent agave is like gasoline poured into the throat and spontaneously ignited. It burns everywhere, and the slight but unignorable pain stimulates the internal organs.

For a moment, Xu Qichen felt like a person who couldn't wait to escape from the fire, every cell in his body was clamoring.

The sourness and fragrance of lemon are catalyzed to the extreme by alcohol, piercing all obstacles and surging up. The salt particles dissolve in the entanglement of the tongue, rolling up a faint salty taste, and the complex and mingled taste arouses continuous bursts in the taste buds. .

Smell, taste, touch, none are spared.

Xia Zhixu's hand left Xu Qichen's cheek, and the tip of his tongue also withdrew from the game. After he was completely separated, he lightly pecked his lips. It was unclear whether it was a nostalgia, or a relatively tender touch for this tease. Dot.

Xu Qichen was still stunned, but he was forced to pour the alcohol into his throat again, and couldn't help but cough, this time even the root of his neck was flushed.

Xia Xiqing sat aside and whistled maliciously, then bumped Chen Fang's shoulder, "You learn from others, do you know why you are single?"

"Is single because I don't have the skills? Give me his face, and I won't move there and still have a little girl post it up."

"We just let it go."

"roll."

Xu Qichen's cough finally eased a little. He raised his head and felt that the alcohol seemed to be coming up. He was dizzy and the light in front of him dazzled people.

"How is it?" Xia Zhi Xu leaned forward, leaned in front of Xu Qichen's face, and kissed the tip of his nose, "How is it?"

Xu Qichen did not speak, hiding his face back, and was dragged over by him again, still laughing.

"Are you drunk?" Xia Zhixu touched his ear.

"I'm not drunk."

The first sentence of drunk people is like this, Xia Zhixu thought.

Xu Qichen blushed and turned to face the bar. He tried to drink once after learning the way Xia Xiqing was before. Although he was not as skillful and coherently as his movements, he still drank without dropping a drop, but he always felt wrong, so he tried again. , Still wrong.

Seeing the three cups finished, Xia Zhixu quickly stopped him, "Little ancestor, don't drink it, you can't drink it back home."

People who come up with alcohol often have one thing in common, that is, they are particularly stubborn, not to mention Xu Qichen, who has always been stubborn.

He broke free from Xia Zhixu's hand, holding a slice of lemon in his hand, stupidly in a daze, as if lost in thought.

Just when Xia Zhixu didn't know what this guy was thinking, he suddenly put the lemon slice in his hand back on the plate, grabbed Xia Zhixu's hand, did not know where the strength came from, and pulled him over. , Put his head sideways close to his side neck.

Only felt a sudden burst of warm dampness.

Xu Qichen stuck out the tip of his tongue and licked his side neck, lightly and quickly.

At the moment when the thin white fingers left the tip of the tongue, they took the salt grains across the wet mark and rubbed them beautifully.

Xu Qichen stretched out his hand, took half of the tequila that he had drunk from Xia Zhixu's side, drank it in one sip, and licked his side neck again with alcohol-stained lips, curling up all the salt.

Then, he straightened up, took a slice of lemon into his mouth, frowned briefly because of the soreness, and then raised his eyebrows contentedly.

As if to say, [Am I a smart student? ]

The taste is finally right.

After so many failures, what was lacking was just raw materials.

The taste of lovers.

Lemon, salt, and agave, together, blend into the aroma of sweat and hormones, which is addictive.

It's just that he did drink too much. Perhaps this fascinating taste triggered a certain switch in Xu Qichen's body. Once it was turned on, he couldn't stop. After drinking too much, he shook his hand, accidentally spilled half a glass of wine in Xia Zhixu's arms, and laughed sweetly, Xia Zhixu had to squeeze his chin punitively and stood up by himself Go to the bathroom to clean up.

Xia Xiqing was right. Many eyes here were fixed on Xia Zhixu.

Since sitting at the bar, one after another "free" wine was delivered to him, but he declined.

A trip to the bathroom seems to be a good opportunity for some people to think of it. He came out of the corner, and within a few steps, he was blocked by a man in tight jeans. Xia Zhixu glanced at him, he looked pretty good, but there was nothing he liked about him.

He has developed a bad habit, no matter who it is, as long as he has a slight affection for him, he will compare this person with Xu Qichen in his heart.

Undoubtedly, compared with him, everyone else is a failure.

"Handsome guy, make friends."

Xia Zhixu's face was obviously displeased by the man's arm, "I'm sorry, I have a boyfriend." After speaking, he pulled out his hand and continued to move forward, but the man didn't seem to be ready to give up easily. Instead, he smiled: "I don't mind."

Xia Zhixu started to feel a little irritable, and was about to have an attack, only to see Xu Qichen staggering over, his feet were unstable and almost fell. Xia Zhixu subconsciously stepped forward and took him in his arms, "Why did you come here? Drunk so drunk."

Xu Qichen stood up straight, drunk, slowly doing everything, even when he glanced contemptuously at the person who struck up the conversation, his eyes slowed down, with a sense of arrogance.

"This is my boyfriend." Xu Qichen spoke in the same voice as his legs, as if floating in the clouds, "Don't pester him..."

Xia Zhixu couldn't help laughing, and the hand holding him changed into a posture around his waist.

The man still didn't give up, "I don't mind three people either."

Really shameless, what's wrong with people nowadays. Xia Zhixu frowned.

"He doesn't like you." Xu Qichen was rude, holding Xia Zhixu's face in both hands like a child, kissed him, blushed and asked, "Is it?"

Xia Zhixu especially likes Xu Qichen like this, innocent and attractive.

"Yes, my little ancestor." He didn't bother to care about the people next to him, and walked toward the bar with his waist.

Xia Xiqing looked at Xu Qichen, only to see that his face was flushed to the root of his neck, "He was too drunk. I called you two to drive."

Xia Zhixu nodded. When Xu Qichen was drunk, it was completely as if he had changed himself. He moved and rubbed around. Finally, he hugged Xia Zhixu’s neck with both hands and nestled comfortably on his neck. At the same time, sighed like a small animal.

"Yes, let's go back too, while it's just getting dark." Xia Xiqing grabbed the phone and put it in his pocket, and stood up.

"Why, Xia Damei will go home early," Chen Fang teased.

Xia Xiqing scratched his hair, "Who said that, my son is going to the night market now."

A few people separated in front of the bar, and Xia Xiqing called for a substitute driver to arrive. Xia Zhixu hugged Xu Qichen and got into the car. The two of them sat in the back seat. They didn't know if it was because they were too drunk or the guy who just hit up on him. After a stimulus, Xu Qichen stuck to Xia Zhixu's body like a melted candy, still humming in his mouth.

"Don't like others..."

Xia Zhixu touched his head, "I don't like it, I don't like it."

Lifting his eyes, it happened to be a little embarrassing for the previous generation to look into the rearview mirror.

Xu Qichen didn't know it. He drilled into his neck, and his hot lips were burned on his side neck.

"like me?"

"like me……"

Talking sticky love words over and over again, like him when he was a hot adult.