Become a Hundred Billion Gods From the Beginning of Sign-in

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At this time, Jiang Chen was driving an Audi car, pulling Avril Lavigne, and strolling around.

With Jiang Chen's persuasion, Avril Lavigne was already a lot happier, with a big smile on her face, she took the initiative to take Jiang Chen's hand and walked the streets.

She didn't expect that secretly, one eye was staring at herself.

"Really~~~"

Prince John, eyes green, staring at Avril and pulling Jiang Chen's figure~~

A group of grass and mud horses ran across the Hulunbuir prairie above him.

"Unexpectedly, this is actually true!"

"Avril Lavigne, I really don't know self-love, and I'm with a Chinese man!"

Prince John, who has been in love with Avril Lavigne since he was a child, and pursued it for a long time. Avril's reply to him is always...

"I am not interested in men!"

He thinks this is good, Avril will definitely not like others!

This time he felt that the time was right, so he went straight to China to find Avril Lavigne to confess!

As a result, the princess who secretly fell in love with a Chinese man is already in love!

John: Lift the table (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻!

"Say yes, are you not interested in men?"

I feel that I have been deceived!

I think I have been betrayed!

Above, a green prairie was gnawed by a group of grass and mud horses~~

John's lungs are going to explode.

......

But~~

Princess Avril is the first heir to the throne!

He, the prince, wants to be a king one day, but he can only marry Avril, there is no second way.

"Asshole, it must be this Chinese man, who lied to Avril with a clever rhetoric!"

John gritted his teeth.

He had nothing to do with Avril Lavigne, so he had to throw the pot crazy to Jiang Chen.

John really wanted to rush to Jiang Chen and Avril Lavigne immediately and separate them.

But~~

Aside, the assistant persuaded him.

"His Royal Highness, this is too presumptuous. It's not what someone with your status should do."

When John thought about it, he was right.

What is your identity?

The prince of Bohemia!

How can you clash on the street with a lowly Chinese?

If you are caught up by a tabloid reporter, filmed, and then sent back to Europe, I am afraid that rumors will make the royal family face insecure.

"Then what should you do?"

John was breathing heavily.

The assistant's eyes turned: "In two days, there is a grand [Chinese and European Royal Jewelry Exhibition] jointly organized by my country, European countries and Huaguo Commercial Street, which will be held at the Jingshi Museum!"

"Oh?"

John's eyes lit up: "Yes, why did I forget? When I came to China, an important task is to participate in this royal jewelry exhibition!"

"Bohemia and your family attach great importance to this jewelry exhibition. In order to participate in the exhibition, they also sent a [Queen's Crown]!"

The assistant’s eyes gleamed: “The crown is the heirloom of the John family. It has been passed down for more than 300 years. Many queens of the John family have worn it! It can be called a national treasure in the world. At the same time it is even more so. One of the most important treasures of the Time Jewelry Fair!"

John's eyes lit up: "That's the crown worn by my grandmother, Queen Tracy! 27 emeralds, inlaid, invaluable!"

"correct!"

The assistant nodded: "How can this Chinese man get such a precious royal item?"

The more John thought about it, the more it made sense, his eyes flashed: "Yes, yes, women, there is no one who doesn't love jewelry. As long as I take the opportunity to dedicate the crown to Avril Lavigne, I will definitely win her favor!"

"The queen's crown is one of the most important treasures in the jewelry exhibition at this time."

At this moment, John thought of such an awesome idea by himself! Moved!

Pretend!

In front of the driver, pretended to be a force!

Let that driver recognize reality!

"If you invite Avril Lavigne and this driver over, I must be able to make that driver recognize the fact that a driver like him is not worthy of a Western princess like Avril Lavigne!"

Wonderful!

The more you think, the better!

Maybe, Avril Lavigne will accept his marriage proposal in public~~

Beautiful!

"The question is, how can I let Avril Lavigne participate?"

Pretending to be a big deal has already been decided.

But if Avril Lavigne does not participate, then all pretense is meaningless!

John's eyes rolled, and his mind came to his mind.

He opened the door and got out of the car, and went straight to Jiang Chen and Avril Lavigne.

"Princess Avril Lavigne!"

John was polite and very royal, and he performed what he considered to be perfect.

This force, give yourself 105 points!

Awesome!

What a pity~~

This is on the bustling Huaguo Street.

John performed such a noble courtesy, and the people passing by were surprised~~

"I'm rubbing, am I crazy?"

"Is there something wrong with this person?"

"Hey, is your brain flooded?"

"Good young man, why is it abnormal?"

John: "..."

FUCK!

This is European court etiquette!

You Chinese do not understand!

John is more angry than these passersby...

It's Jiang Chen's attitude.

Avril Lavigne suddenly appeared in front of her when she saw John, shocked!

"John? Why are you here?"

Avril frowned, disgusted.

This John really belongs to Cao Cao. Say Cao Cao, Cao Cao arrived.

Just mentioned to Jiang Chen, this nasty guy is coming, but he didn't expect to appear in front of him.

"Princess Avril, you say that makes me so sad."

John thought he was polite and had a perfect gentleman’s demeanor. He said with a grievance: “We grew up together when we were young, and we are the heirs of the Habsburg family and the John family respectively. They are the first and second best in the kingdom An heir. How can you talk to me like this?"

While talking, he approached Avril Lavigne and wanted to kiss Avril Lavigne's hand~~

Kiss hand gift.

European court etiquette.

Avril Lavigne hadn’t spoken yet, John couldn’t help but said that he would kiss her hand on his knees~~

Close your eyes.

Um~

Avril Lavigne's hands are so warm.

Huh? No, why is this hand smelly?

Suddenly, he opened his eyes in fright~~

I saw a fat man passing by, facing him, looking at him in shock~~

The kiss he just kissed was not Avril’s little hand, but ~~

The hand of the fat man who just cleaned up the feces of the pet dog! !

The fat man screamed suddenly: "Rogue!!!"

John saw a dog next to him and the traces of feces on the ground. He understood in seconds, his disgusting face turned green!

"vomit!"

Disgusting spit out~~

Avril Lavigne almost burst into tears with a laugh.

It turns out that at the moment when John planned to perform the "European Court Ceremony" and kissed Avril's hand~~

Jiang Chen's hands were quick and quick, and he grabbed a fat man who was cleaning up pet feces and threw it directly to John.

John literary youth, kissed for a long time, only to find out~~

It’s a fat man’s hand, and he holds the paper that wraps pet poo in his hand~~

Vomit, vomit, vomit~~~

John vomited and his face turned green!

"you you you!"

John jumped up, frustrated, and pointed to Jiang Chen: "What are you doing?"

Jiang Chen said indifferently, "I should ask you this, what are you doing?"

"I want to kiss Avril Lavigne's hand!"

John is righteous: "This is the etiquette of the upper class in our Bohemia country! You don't understand!"

"I really don't understand."

Jiang Chen said indifferently: "But unfortunately this is on the streets of China, not your European court! I only saw Avril Lavigne unwilling, but you forced to kiss. This is considered harassment! How about I call a lawyer and ask? "

John: (*+﹏+*)~

MD, the plan failed!

I wanted to use "court etiquette" as an excuse to kiss Avril Lavigne, but Jiang Chen was beaten to death by Jiang Chen and kissed Fatty's dirty hands!

John wanted to turn his face.

But when I think about it carefully, the winning ticket is in hand, and if you scold you, it would seem too levelless.

Well, I don’t have a general knowledge of this Chinese.

He replied with a bright smile: "You, are you Avril's friend? Fortunately, I am Prince John, Avril's...friend!"

He originally wanted to talk about his boyfriend, but seeing Avril's murderous eyes, he changed his words temporarily.

John: "Are you?"

Jiang Chen was not polite and said lightly: "I am Avril Lavigne's [boyfriend]! Hello!"

Jiang Chen deliberately emphasized, boyfriend!

When Avril Lavigne heard it, she was ashamed and delighted~~

When John heard it, his face was dark~~

FUCK!

I didn't even dare to say that I was a boyfriend, but did you say it carelessly?

Find the shadow area!

"Huh! Boyfriend? I think you misunderstood?"

John sneered: "I'm the prince of Bohemia, second in line! Avril is a princess! How dare you call yourself a princess boyfriend, a Chinese civilian?"

"princess?"

Jiang Chen was calm and calm, and said indifferently: "Perhaps she is a princess in Bohemia. But in front of me, she has only one identity, my girlfriend!"

After finishing speaking, Jiang Chen directly grabbed the waist of Xiaoman even more rudely, declaring sovereignty.

"you!"

John can only stare, looking very angry!

I have such a noble status, why are you calm and calm?

Didn't take the identity of my prince in your eyes at all, hello? !

I'm a dignified prince, so worthless?

Watching Jiang Chen swear his boyfriend’s sovereignty, John felt that the green grassland above his head was rapidly expanding...

"I will endure, I want to endure!"

John finally took a sigh of relief and reluctantly put on a smile: "That's it. In the evening two days later, in order to strengthen friendly exchanges between our country and your country, relevant departments will hold a national treasure exhibition at the Jingshi Museum. I sincerely invite Mr. Jiang to participate. ."

What a glance Jiang Chen, he knew that this John must be harbouring evil intentions.

Avril Lavigne: "Why are we going?"

"Not only is he going, you, as a princess, have a duty to go!"

John took the royal identity and pressed Avril Lavigne: "Avril Lavigne, as a princess, you must attend."

Avril frowned and had to~~

think about it.

After all, she is still a member of the royal family. As we all know, although the royal family takes money, they are obliged to state affairs.

Even a princess can't take money and not work.

"Right? You have to participate in the friendship between the two countries, right?"

John smirked.

Avril had to nod her head.

"Then are you going?"

John looked at Jiang Chen.

Jiang Chen smiled faintly.

Avril Lavigne has gone, how can he not go?

"I will definitely go with my girlfriend!"

Jiang Chen said lightly.

"Great!"

John chuckled: "Then it's settled!"

After he finished speaking, he turned and left.

I was afraid that I would be **** to death if I saw the sweetness of Jiang Chen and Avril Lavigne too much.

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"You just said that I was your girlfriend, do you still count?"

Avril Lavigne looked at Jiang Chen intently.

Jiang Chen nodded: "Forget it."

"However, I still have to say sorry to you for involving you."

Avril Lavigne is very apologetic to Jiang Chen, she knows that this is not about Jiang Chen...

Jiang Chen smiled faintly: "It's okay, since it's said, I must do it. As a boyfriend, it is my duty to protect you!"

"thank you!"

Avril Lavigne was moved, leaning on Jiang Chen's shoulder, feeling full of security and looking happy~~

Sometimes, love just goes with the flow.

There is also the help of external forces (John)!

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......

The next day, Prince John invited his friends, a few European aristocrats, to go shopping together and pretend to be forced.

Amazing!

"Ha ha."

John took a few people and walked to the China World Trade Center area, looked around at the surrounding skyscrapers, and then turned to the World Trade Center Tianjie, sneered.

He deliberately said loudly: "Oh, I am the Prince John of Bohemia!"

Around, a shock! !

Countless people exclaimed.

"I'm going! Prince? European?"

"Awesome, did you expect the prince to come here to go shopping?"

"At first glance, there is an aristocratic atmosphere! The prince's blood is noble, just different!"

"His Royal Highness, can you take a photo with you?"

John saw that he raised his arms, and he really attracted the attention of the surrounding Chinese people and worshiped. Then he gave a cold snort from his nostrils and smiled to his friend:

"See? China is so backward! The people are also stupid. My identity makes them crazy."

He speaks the Bohemian language, but the surrounding Chinese, there are no shortage of foreign language masters, understand and scold it.

"What nonsense are you talking about? We Chinese are enthusiastic about you, but you think we are stupid?"

"Still scolding us for being behind?"

"You are not a thing!"

Hearing someone tells the truth and feelings, the Bohemian prince looks down on China, and the people around him are angry!

"This person, why is this?"

"We have guests coming, and we all greet them warmly. How can this person not know what is good or bad?"

"Being kind of donkey liver and lungs!"

"..."

John and his gang are walking along while mocking~~

Then they were thirsty.

Must buy water.

But the stall on the side of the road does not accept cash!

Must have WeChat Pay, Zhinebao Pay~~

John was dumbfounded.

"Well, why do you put two signs on the booth?"

John was shocked: "Never charge money?"

"Why do you collect money?"

The owner and the stall owner glanced at him with a look of "caring for the dumplings", and said lazily: "It's troublesome to collect the money and find zero. Haven't WeChat Zhifeibao used it?"

John looked dazed and shook his head.

The vendor was surprised: "Do you have no mobile payment in Europe?"

John was at a loss: "No..."

The surrounding Chinese suddenly burst into laughter.

I'm almost laughing!

"They don't even have mobile payment in their country, and they say that we are ignorant and backward and want to die for me to inherit my nationality!"

"Oh, tragic!"

"What a miserable man!"

"The times are advancing, you European royal family, it seems to be a bit low, is that right?"

"You can't have the strength, pretend to be the first!"

"Sympathize with the backwardness of their country~~ Let's observe a silent silence for 3 minutes..."

The people around, despise together, showing a "tolerant" expression of caring for the mentally retarded~~

John: "..."

Fuck!

Am I actually considered mentally retarded?

How to break this?

No way!

His eyes turned, in order to divert attention, he hurriedly took out the photos of Avril Lavigne.