Bigshot Cultivator Bewildering People Every Day

Chapter 100: Wilderness anchor x Guwu swordsman

Let alone Han Qianling now, even the system boarding in Luo Jiujiang's mind at this time, as well as the audience across the screen, were stunned by Luo Jiujiang's fancy operation.

The system started the rating process on the spot, giving Luo Jiujiang a score for his acting skills that have been judged countless times.

[Congratulations to the host, your acting skills surpassed 1% of the host, and won the title of ‘not acting at all’. ]

After broadcasting the built-in electronic sound, the system can't help feeling very much: [This announcement, I seem to have to say it to the host in every world. ]

Is the fact that "not acting at all" is the basic attribute point built in Luo Jiujiang?

Luo Jiujiang was mentioned several times by the system, and he couldn't help feeling a little curious: [You said I defeated 1% of the host. I don't know who that 1% is? ]

The system answered honestly: [To be honest with you, there is no such 1%. ]

Luo Jiujiang: [……]

System: [This is a white lie, or you can understand it as a face project. Anyway, our worst performance here is 1%, just like if you use 390 software to boot, you can only beat 99% of computers. ]

Luo Jiujiang: [……]

The system said sincerely: [Your acting skills can only beat 1% forever. ]

Luo Jiujiang: [……]

Similarly, just like Luo Jiujiang can hardly conceal his curiosity, the system is really hard to suppress his heart of exploration.

[Speaking of...I don’t know how the host did it? ]

Luo Jiujiang failed to understand its meaning: [What? ]

[Generally speaking, even a host with poor acting skills will gradually improve, or at least both, improve after having systematic tutoring, practical combat experience, and several consecutive worlds. ]

Having said that, the system paused subtly, as if taking a humane breath.

[Only you. It sadly announced: [Only your acting skills are visibly worsening step by step! ]

Luo Jiujiang: [……]

The system sadly sent good news to Luo Jiujiang: [Congratulations on your acting in the first world, which defeated yourself in this world. ]

Luo Jiujiang: [……]

Not to mention the routine sand sculpture dialogue between the system and Luo Jiujiang. On the other side, the audience is also speechless while facing the scene in front of them.

According to their experience, this kind of forward itinerary with a set goal is usually the same as a landscape documentary. If there is no commentary, it is generally boring.

For the purpose of preserving physical strength, wilderness anchors will not chatter like common game anchors and song and dance anchors. They will only stop at certain moments to explain some species or describe their mood in detail.

Experienced viewers have learned to pass the time through chat at such times.

Coincidentally, when Luo Jiujiang fell, someone happened to mention Luo Jiujiang's superb touch porcelain technique.

-"Anchor, I am really interested in your touch porcelain technique, I wonder if you can teach me?"

Almost only at the moment when this barrage was sent out, Luo Jiujiang screamed "Lack of physical strength" and then fell down!

Audiences:"……"

They were shocked in front of the screen!

Even the picture on the screen was much cleaner for a while.

Feeling this state of affairs is like a wild horse, completely out of control of shock, this live broadcast room that accommodates tens of millions of viewers at the same time, there was a moment of silence.

It was not until the next moment that the old irons who had reacted gave their own responses.

-"Iron Juice: Anchor, please teach me how to touch porcelain.

Anchor [bia Ji fell down]: What are you talking about? What is Porcelain?

Iron juice: Yes, yes, this is it! "

-"I was so shocked that I was dumb and speechless for a 500-mile radius. The sky was silent, and the sky was silent and thunderless, like a long night."

-"Oh my god, I can't stand it anymore, Hanshen, please beat him!"

It is impossible to do it to Luo Jiujiang, and to do it to Luo Jiujiang who is lying on the ground, Han Qianling is impossible in this life, in the previous life, and in the next life.

How could he beat Luo Jiujiang, especially at this time the other party was already weakly lying on the ground, so weak, pitiful and helpless.

——I can speak very much.

Anyway, Han Qianling took his own filters meticulously.

Although he was equally surprised, he was the first to react to it. After realizing what Luo Jiujiang did, he turned his face and coughed abruptly.

This time, Han Qianling's ear roots did not turn red.

But Luo Jiujiang keenly saw that he was trying to flatten the corners of his mouth, so as not to laugh too happily and his eyes were too shiny.

Luo Jiujiang once again subconsciously clenched the moonlight silk wristband, and even the blood flow rate was a bit faster than usual.

This Qianling... is indeed too young and too cute.

Han Qianling quickly took off the backpack behind him and held it in his hand. At the same time, he solemnly signaled to Luo Jiujiang: "Come on my back, it won't delay the trip."

Luo Jiujiang smiled and took the backpack from Han Qianling's hands first.

He also took the backpack on his shoulder and copied it in his hand. When Han Qianling carried him back on his back, Luo Jiujiang used his hands to wrap his arms around Han Qianling's neck...

Ok? Hands?

Han Qianling turned his head subconsciously and saw two packed backpacks floating in the air at this time.

Han Qianling: "..."

In the form of gasification, he directly lifted the backpack and racked it in the air with internal force, and followed all the way. It was really hard work for Luo Jiujiang, a physically exhausted person.

Luo Jiujiang said calmly: "That's right, I can't use this technique on myself-it's like people can't lift themselves by their hair, right?"

Han Qianling pressed his rebellious conscience and said firmly.

After speaking, he turned his head and looked straight ahead without squinting his eyes, and flew forward lightly.

The hands behind him that went around Luo Jiujiang's waist tightened the person on his back tighter.

However, Han Qianling could suppress his uneasy conscience, but he could not suppress the barrage that was overflowing at this time.

They talked in unison, united the battle flag.

-"The anchor is talking nonsense with his eyes open! Internal force is already anti-gravity! Why can't you transport people if you can transport a bag!"

-"Hanshen, keep your eyes open! This man is just lying to your back!"

-"The anchor answered me, does your conscience really hurt?!"

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Luo Jiujiang's conscience doesn't hurt at all.

Not only did he have no pain in his conscience, but he was also happy.

He is in a happy mood, refreshed, and walking like flying... Uh, feeling Han Qianling's walking like flying.

With fluttering happiness, he even began to fulfill his obligations as an anchor, and began to explain some common sense of wilderness survival to the audience.

Of course, he didn't know why, those common senses were told by him, how to listen to how weird, how to listen to how it didn't feel like a taste.

For example, like now...

Luo Jiujiang looked at the camera heartily and popularized science: "If you have appeared in a dense forest like me, the first thing we have to do is to determine the direction we want to move forward."

"As for this judgment process...Let me demonstrate it for everyone."

Smiling at the camera, Luo Jiujiang lowered his head and patted Han Qianling's shoulder lightly: "Han Shen, where is the south and where is the north, where are we going next and how are we going?"

Han Qianling: "..."

Audiences:"……"

Nima, shut up, you don’t need to demonstrate!

Luo Jiujiang was carried on his back by Han Qianling, his chest pressed against the opponent's back. He could feel that Qianling's body shook slightly, as if it was very hard to endure a smile.

But the next moment, Han Qianling still solemnly answered all Luo Jiujiang's questions.

"The front right is south, and the back left is north. Let's find the Heart Bear."

Speaking of this, Han Qianling paused and pondered: "If you go...you just have to be on my back and be carried by me."

He smiled lightly, as if he had let go of all his face and morals: "You are weak, don't worry about so many things."

Audiences:"……"

If Hanshen was ironicing, then they could understand.

But no! Hanshen's expression, Hanshen's voice, and Hanshen's smile are so sincere!

He really felt that the man on his back, the man who was still flying with the backpack with his internal strength, was so weak, clean, and physically weak!

Why is this happening! They are going to make trouble!

system:"……"

System 5555 suddenly realized that after Luo Jiujiang and Han Qianling met, although the filters of the two people increased every day, there was one very important thing, which was inversely proportional and gradually decreased.

That is the face of the two of them.

Sure enough, things are gathered by kind and people are divided by groups; those who are near Zhu are red, and those who are near Mo are black.

Luo Jiujiang didn't care, and continued his explanation: "In such a jungle, there are usually branches or vines blocking the road ahead. Here, I recommend two solutions."

"Below, I will show you in turn."

"The first is that you can put the internal force outside the body, and the edge of the internal force will be forced into the shape of a blade, with itself as the center of the circle, choose an appropriate size, and maintain the external force of this layer in an arc. Look, just like now As we move forward, internal forces will spontaneously cut the obstacles ahead."

Someone gave complaints timely.

-"Let me translate: Simply put, it is a layered up."

-"But that Gundam is a rare thing, can anyone have it?"

Luo Jiujiang smiled and said: "The second method, you can do this when you have free hands. Push the external force into a line, and use your finger to gently wave--"

With his movements, all the broken branches and vines in the front one mile were cut off, and the whole road was clean as if it had been burned by a laser cannon.

Audience: "..."

This is a terrifying killer!

Seeing that Han Shen could not change his face and his heart was not beating, he really had a big heart that was as steady as a gun.

The receptive Han Qianling raised his eyes and glanced towards the clean road ahead, without making any extreme expressions.

His voice is still calm and reassuring.

"Let me add, there is a third method."

After speaking, he buckled Luo Jiujiang behind his back with one hand, and raised his hand, using the same posture as Luo Jiujiang, and swept a large area in front of him.

Audiences:"……"

Han Qianling said indifferently, "The third method is to let me go."

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