Bird Dude Nie Bufan

Chapter 72: Chicken over photo

  Wei's sword-delivery ceremony was successfully completed with the participation of martial artists from all sides, and the rest is to host a banquet.

  Before the dinner starts, the guests are led by the attendants to visit the valley of the flower garden of the Dongsheng Shangfu, or enjoy tea and chess, or enjoy the flowers and express their feelings, or compete with each other. It is casual and enjoyable. As a famous martial art party, Dongsheng Shangfu is entrenched in the Moon Valley, with beautiful scenery, clouds and mist, like a fairyland, and it is refreshing and refreshing.

   Of course, Dongsheng Shangfu did not allow outsiders to come and go, and several important forbidden areas were not allowed to enter the house, such as the back house where Nie Bufan was located.

   In the flower garden, a young swordsman said to his companion: "It is rumored that the lord Wei * has a cat, but I stayed in the house for a day, why didn't I see a cat?"

   His companion said, "I am also quite puzzled about this. Could it be that the cats are kept in the backyard?"

   "That would be a shame." The swordsman said regretfully, "I thought I could see the different breeds of cats collected by Master Wei from various places, but now I don't seem to have such a blessing."

   was talking, Yu Guang suddenly caught a glimpse of a clever figure not far away quickly flashing by, and when he fixed his eyes, it was a golden rooster. It came out of the bushes and ran directly to a big tree, and then an embarrassing scene appeared. The rooster stepped on the tree trunk and sprinted up the tree branches as quickly as it was flat on the ground, and then jumped and turned into another courtyard outside the fence.

   "Did you... see it?" the swordsman asked uncertainly.

   "Uh, I saw it."

   "That was a chicken just now?"

   "If you read it right, it is."

   "It was climbing a tree just now."

   "It's obvious."

   "...Don't Wei Meng raise a cat, but a chicken?"

"……No solution."

  In the pavilion in the middle of the lake, several martial arts friends gathered around to enjoy tea while chatting and laughing.

   One person pointed to the center of the lake and said, "Look, there is a pair of mandarin ducks playing in the water."

   The others turned their heads and looked.

   "This pair of mandarin ducks is too inconsistent, the one on the right is more than twice as big as the one on the left." Uncle Hu Yan laughed.

  Another man with a long beard understood and continued: "Haha, you are allowed to marry a slender lady, and the petite female mandarin duck is not allowed to find a powerful male mandarin duck with Kongwu as a companion?"

   Everyone around laughed.

   At this time, two mandarin ducks in the lake are slowly swimming close together.

   A white-faced scholar said in surprise, "Huh? No, it doesn't seem to be a mandarin duck."

   Everyone looked again—the one on the left is indeed a mandarin duck, but the one on the right seems to be... a chicken?

   I saw the chicken with brown feathers and red combs, swimming around the mandarin duck with a "dirty" look, scratching its head and posing, so happy!

   "Uh...that is actually a wild duck, right?"

   "What kind of wild duck will have a comb on its head?"

   "……"

   "……"

   "……"

   "...Haha, Dongsheng Shangfu is really unfathomable and unfathomable."

   In the valley, a group of friends were competing in a clearing. They saw the figures intertwined, the sword light took pictures, and the coldness grew cold.

  The people who watched the game clapped and applauded, and the atmosphere was very warm.

   One of the men in Tsing Yi was clearly superior and firmly gained the upper hand. Just when the victory was about to be determined, he inadvertently caught a glimpse of a chicken flying in the air, and he was stunned. In a daze, the sword in his hand was knocked out by his opponent, and he actually lost.

   "Brother Liu, why are you lost?" his opponent asked strangely.

   The man in Tsing Yi pointed to the top.

Everyone looked at it together, and saw a colorful flying chicken slowly falling on the wall, playing with a gorgeous chicken feather gracefully, and then seemed to notice everyone’s sun-like gaze, turned their heads and looked, and suddenly called shyly. A cry: "I hate it."

   then quickly jumped off the wall and disappeared without a trace, leaving only a group of ignorant humans struck by lightning.

   Before I knew it, Dongsheng Shangfu was quietly occupied by chickens, and weird chicken shadows were everywhere.

   Among them, the kitchen is the worst.

  The people take food as their heaven, and so do chickens, especially this group of fighting chickens, which were raised by Nie Bufan to be fat and strong. Several meals a day are necessary.

   Even vegetarians are not interested in cooked food, but meat eaters have less scruples. They slammed into the west and released all the chickens, ducks and geese in the cage, taking advantage of everyone's desperation, and then sneaked into the kitchen to make a big splash. The kitchen is swept by them, it is really like a locust crossing the border, even eating and taking, and by the way, it also leaves the exclusive mark of this trip on the pots and pans.

   When people returned to the kitchen, they saw a devastated state.

   "How did this happen?" the chef roared. He only left for a while, why did the kitchen become like this?

   A servant tremblingly handed out a chicken feather and whispered: "It looks like a chicken."

"Could I know it's a chicken? The chicken feces on the stove are still hot!" The chef pointed at them and cursed, "Are you all dead? How many chickens made such a big kitchen like this!" What about the banquet later? What do you want the guests to eat?"

   The servants trembling, bowed their heads to listen.

   "The loss in the kitchen is small, and the face of losing Shangfu is big. I'm really dead!" The chef struck the spatula desperately, desperately painful.

   "It's too late to say anything now, should I add food as soon as possible?" A small chef behind the chef reminded softly.

"Yes, add vegetables." The chef ordered, "You, clean up the kitchen. You, you, and you, go and prepare the ingredients. You two, guard the kitchen before and after, never let any animal come in and make trouble. ."

   A series of orders were issued, the kitchen was restored to order, and the kitchen began to get busy.

   On the big tree outside the kitchen, two chickens share a roast suckling pig while watching the busy people with relish. Above them, there are neatly placed shark fins, barbecued pork, chicken legs and other scattered foods. There are four or five chickens enjoying their favorite food. By the way, they throw a few pieces of meat on the wall from time to time. On the other side, share it with other chicken brothers.

   They eat happily, but they make the kitchen people nervous. The sumptuous meal that was originally prepared was reduced by half because of the trouble of these guys. Fortunately, the quality of the food is very high, even if the quantity is small, it is not enough to attract people. People attending such banquets generally pay more attention to manners, and few people eat and drink regardless of their image.

But Wei Di, as the owner, quickly realized that something was wrong. The previous menu was his personal purpose, and what was missing was clear at a glance. No matter how courage the cook was, it was impossible to cut corners on it. It is likely that something unexpected happened. misfortune.

   He first thought of Nie Bufan, is this guy dishonest? He did not expect that his house was almost occupied by chickens.

   Wei Di's face was cold, cold and solemn, and the coercion greatly increased, causing everyone in the hall to be cautious, secretly surprised by the aura of the lord.

   Who knows, he just wants to finish socializing quickly, and then go back to talk to someone about life.

   The night is dim, and the banquet is exactly when it is warm.

   Nie Bufan had eaten dinner and was about to go for a walk in the yard. He suddenly heard a slight movement from the window. Looking back, he saw a neat Wang Shichan ghostly appearing in front of him.

   "Wang Wu!" Nie Bufan whispered, and quickly rushed over to give him a big hug.

   Wang Shichan smiled slightly, touched his head, and asked: "How are you doing recently?"

   "Everything else is good, but I miss you too much." Nie Bufan nuzzled in his arms.

   Wang Shichan's eyes were soft, he lowered his head and kissed him deeply, before letting go for a long time, and whispered, "We will take you back soon."

   "When is it soon?" Nie Bufan's eyes glowed.

   "Within three days." Wang Shichan replied, "Li Yi and the others will negotiate with Wei Di first. If they can't, we will steal people directly."

   "I'm afraid it's not that easy, right?"

   Wang Shichan nodded: "It's not easy. Dongsheng Shangfu is heavily guarded. Although I am not afraid of my light work, I can't bring you."

   Nie Bufan thought for a while, and suddenly smiled thiefly: "Actually I can do it too."

   "Oh? Tell me about it."

"A few days ago, I met a man who was very watery. He could take me from underwater to the outside of the house. I tried it once before, and later I fell short because of Wei Dian’s cat. But this time, after the chicken broke, the group Don’t worry about cats anymore."

   Wang Shichan squinted his eyes and asked, "That man wouldn't be the man you hooked up with again?"

   "You're too little-hearted, how can I have such a blog?" Nie Bufan was very upset.

   Wang Shichan declined to comment.

   Nie Bufan said again: "He is in the South Campus right now, can you rescue him?"

   "How is his skill?"

   "Three-legged cat Kung Fu should be there." Nie Bufan said confidently, "As long as you bring him into the water, other problems will not be a problem."

   Wang Shichan nodded and thought for a while: "Then you don't have to negotiate with Wei Di, and you will directly implement this plan."

   "Great." Nie Bufan said with excitement on his face and touched his chin. "Tomorrow night is probably the last chance. When Wei Di is finished, it will be difficult for me to get out again."

   "Is Wei Di wrong to you?" Wang Shichan was a little confused, "You actually want to leave so impatiently."

   "It's not bad either." Nie Bufan touched his nose and said, "I just don't like it here, I want to go back to Jiwo Village."

   Wang Shichan sighed softly: "Yes, the high-ranking family is indeed too restrained by you."

   He likes his arrogance facing the self-proclaimed King of Jiwo Mountain, and he also likes his freedom of freedom from foreign objects.

  He should be a spirit born by nature.

   Then, Wang Shichan seized the time to make a plan with Nie Bufan. When he was about to leave, he suddenly pressed Nie Bufan against the wall and kissed him hard.

   "Wait for me." Leaving this sentence in his ear, he sprang out of the window lightly and disappeared into the night.

   Everything, only for tomorrow.

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