Both the Kills and You Are Mine

The weather was fine the next day.

When Mu Wan woke up late, he heard a small whisper outside.

"I'm coming... don't look at it."

"I'm first, I'm first, you get out."

"Turn it over...Fuck it, don't do it, go to the hospital later!"

Mu Wanwan closed his eyes and struggled for a while, in vain, and simply opened the quilt directly.

After brushing his teeth in a hurry, he went out and took a look.

Four big men were standing in the living room, lined up not knowing what was around.

She was sleepy and looked at the time. At 6:30, there was still half an hour before the assembly time: "...What are you doing?"

Pei Lu turned his head first.

He smiled, his dimple sinking slightly: "Measure your weight."

Mu Wanwan was stunned, leaning against the door: "...Is it so cruel early in the morning?"

"We are betting on the weight of Xiaoroubao. I pressed ten boxes of Zhou Black Duck, three boxes of cherries on the road, and two boxes of wine with wood," Brother Tiger grinned, "Would you like to participate?"

Xiaoroubao angrily sat on the sofa: "It's too much, every year-Xiaowan won't go with you!"

Mu Wanwan said twice and looked at Pei Lu: "How much did you press?"

"Two hundred three to two hundred and four catties," Pei Lu said, "I recorded it. The year before last he was nineteen and two hundred and one last year. This year the food in the team is better and he is still tired of sports, and he just finished it. Years...so around two hundred and three is very reasonable."

"Fuck you, Xiaolu is too much. Why didn't you say this when we were pressing?" Brother Tiger said, "No, no matter, I think he is definitely two hundred and five this year."

"You're only two hundred and five! Your whole family two hundred and five!" Xiaorou wrapped it up, and came to the back of Brother Hu's head, "I tell you, I have been secretly losing weight, and today I will be more than two hundred..."

Mu Mu: "How about you?"

"I'll lose weight!" Xiaoroubao said, "Otherwise, what else?"

Mu Wanwan hesitated for a moment: "Then I will hold two hundred and four too."

The meat hurts because of its anger.

After Brother Yang came, Xiao Roubao immediately filed a lawsuit. Brother Yang nodded: "Gambling is forbidden-I will also put two hundred and five. I will add another ten boxes of Zhou Hei Ya with tiger head."

Xiaorou was so angry that he wanted to quit the team.

Because they had arranged everything before, they hardly queued up and quickly completed all the medical examinations.

Everyone was sitting on the corridor of the hospital, waiting nervously for the medical check-up sheet.

Brother Hu tilted Erlang's legs and muttered: "Two hundred five, two hundred five, two hundred and five..."

Xiao Roubao held the phone: "Shameless old thief, I will go up and expose your vicious behavior!"

As a result, he turned on the phone and swiped it.

[TSHuu: Today’s physical examination, guess what the weight of the bun will be. 】

Hot comments below.

【Two hundred and five. 】

[I don't know, I have seen real people, at least two of me, I am now one hundred and three, conservatively estimated that there should be two hundred and five. 】

[Xiaoroubao simply transfer to BXS, you are standing over here, but over there is a seedling! 】

Xiao Rou Bao was furious: "Fuck, what the **** is the chicken standing up?"

Mu Wanwan smiled and bent over, and glanced casually, and saw that Pei Lu was already placing a bicycle.

"Why are you...we surrendered?" she asked nervously.

"Don't surrender," Pei Lu smiled, "The nearest cherries are sweet, I would have bought them."

She saw that Pei Lu bought four boxes and bought hers together, so she picked up the phone: "I'll transfer the money to you..."

"No," Pei Lu said, "if you transfer it to me, I will delete your Alipay friend."

Mu Wanwan reminded him friendly: "We have no Alipay friends."

Pei Lu: "...Anyway, don't, don't transfer it to me."

Mu Wanwan smiled and nodded: "Well, don't turn."

What will I see in the future... I'll send it back again.

Mu Wanwan secretly rejoiced.

Over there, Mu Wanwan's medical examination sheet came out first.

The nurse clicked on her name, she hurried forward and took the list: "Thank you..."

Scanning the data on the medical examination sheet, her smile was stuck on her face.

…………

She returned to her seat with a solemn expression.

Others witnessed the process of changing her face, Pei Lu stared at her closely: "What's the matter?"

Mu Wanwan shook his head in a daze: "...It's okay."

"Do you have any sickness with your expression?" Xiao Roubao leaned in anxiously, "Don't, we're still playing the game!"

Mu Wanwan: "..."

"Let me see." Pei Lu stretched out his hand.

Mu Wanwan clutched her tightly: "No."

Just kidding, anyone can watch it, but not Pei Lu.

In the end, Brother Yang came over.

Mu Wanwan felt like her heart was ashamed, she pressed a column in her physical examination sheet with her little finger, and stretched out: "It's really okay..."

Her voice became weaker and weaker: "I'm just... fatter."

The five men were silent for a moment, and then Xiao Roubao burst into earth-shattering laughter: "Hahahahaha, how much weight did you gain?"

Mu Wanwan snatched back his medical examination sheet and vowed not to speak.

She has been here for two months, working hard day and night in training, so nervous during the game that she feels like she ran ten laps on the playground-and then gained seven pounds?

God is really unreasonable.

Fortunately, Xiao Roubao rescued her from this predicament soon.

The physical examination sheet for Xiaoroubao came out. Two hundred and four. Pei Lu was just right. Brother Hu turned around and happily went to Weibo to announce the good news to his fans.

When Pei Lu got the medical check-up sheet, Mu Wanwan took a peek at it.

83.8KG.

Does Pei Lu have so much meat? ?

Feeling the look in her eyes, Pei Lu directly handed his medical examination sheet to her eyes: "What's the matter?"

She shook her head: "No... just didn't see it, you have more than 80 kilograms."

"The path is very strong," Brother Tiger passed by, raised his hand and lifted Pei Lu's clothes, "I looked at it last time, and there are abdominal muscles, here, look."

"Not so good……"

Mu Wanwan's head looked down very honestly.

Although it was only a moment, she could see clearly that there was actually...

Pei Lu's ears were red, and he patted his hands away: "Don't make trouble."

Brother Hu turned around, made a knock on the door, and tapped Xiaoroubao's belly lightly: "How many months has it been baby?"

"Tiger head, I have a muddy horse--" Xiao Roubao was furious, jumped up and hammered him, "I want someone to be at odds with you!!"

The group of people returned to the base lively. In the car, Xiao Roubao supervised Brother Hu to place Zhou Hei Ya's order.

Returning to the position, Mu Wan turned on the computer late and the live broadcast was also turned on by the way. The people who had just been deducted 77% of their wages really couldn't be willful.

Just when she was in the hospital, she checked her private message and found that there were many messages, all asking her when she started the live broadcast.

She thought about it and shared a live link to Weibo.

The heat in the live broadcast room has increased at a speed visible to the naked eye.

[Wan God, I want to give you a car of Draven! ! 】

[Waiting for a Draven champion skin, don’t know if it’s okay? 】

[You finally learned how to share live broadcasts. Since your live broadcast time is not fixed, I have been on the scene many times. 】

[Today is also the day to come over to listen to the voice of God Lu! 】

[A friend of mine who works in the hospital said that TS went to the medical examination collectively. Is it true? 】

"Yes, I went to the medical examination," Mu Wanwan thought of something, "have you not seen Brother Tiger's Weibo?"

[Because I went to school, I haven't watched Wanan live broadcast since the Spring Festival. Why did I even change the name of the anchor? Goodnight Miss Sister looks much better without makeup, but has she been fat recently? 】

The smile on Mu Wanwan's face is very official: "...Now I'm going to draw a live audience to make soup, let us see who is so lucky?"

"Do you think I can do it?"

Pei Lu didn't know when he sat next to her and watched her chatting with the audience.

Mu Wanwan: "..."

The barrage brush is lively, full of hilarious laughter and 666.

[Fucking Lu God's voice! 】

[It's a duo duo in the bottom lane again, don't you guys bring the poor little meat buns? It seems that he was taken by Hu to go retrograde that day...]

[Wan can give Lu Shen a shot, I want to lick my face, I watched yesterday’s interview and found that Lu Shen is super handsome and QAQ Lu turned into a fan]

Mu Wanwan ignored this barrage and prepared to play the game. Thinking of the practice Pei Lu said yesterday, she turned her head and blinked and asked, "Are you coming?"

"Come on," Pei Road said, "Don't get on your number."

Mu Wanwan stopped moving: "Huh?"

"I asked Brother Yang to find two numbers, you go to this." Pei Lu put a sticky note in front of her.

Mu Wanwan opened the number and glanced at the rank: "...Diamond Five?"

"Well, I will take the time to play this rank in the future," Pei Lu thought for a while, and found a suitable adjective, "This rank is...magic."

The king Wan couldn't understand the meaning.

But it’s okay, she quickly understood--

"Fifteen minutes, fifteen minutes..." she murmured, "What is our jungler?"

Pei Lu patiently explained: "It seems to be a prince."

It's no wonder that she doesn't know, let alone the prince never came to the bottom road-this buddy has never been out of the wild, and the prince's portrait is completely invisible in the kill message.

Depressed, a wave of tower-crossing teamfights broke out in the bottom road. It was Kalista that Mu Wanwan was playing. A green light directly lifted the heavy old bull operated by Pei Lu: "Go! Crush this old man to death." Lulu!"

Pei Lu: "..."

The old bull successfully overwhelmed Lulu, and was sensible no longer operating, ready to make people head, Mu Wanwan was about to jump up and give the opponent a fatal blow, suddenly a flash of sound came in his ears.

The prince's displacement skill was obviously used to drive on the road, and this would make a flash of eagerness to emerge from the bushes behind, and directly made a big move. With a bang, he firmly took down Lulu's head!

Kalista stood there, stunned for a few seconds.

Mu Wanwan has been fighting in the king's section for many years, and he is playing in the C position. He only robbed others' heads, and no one else has robbed her.

In this tone--

Pei Lu: "Remember what Yang brother should pay attention to when he said live broadcast?"

...OK, she swallowed it.

Unexpectedly, her teammates were more grumpy than her.

[Like a seaweed [strategist commander]: Prince I... ￥% Mom! Are you invisible? I was crushed so badly, but you are on the verge of OB? 】

[Blow your dog head [Prince Demacia]: Stupid, keep your mouth clean, don't you feel compelling so many times that you have been single-killed? 】

[Like a seaweed [strategist commander]: I was caught by the opposite poodle with so many double moves, why don't you say? blind? 】

[There is no charge to send you back to the city [The Wandering Master]: This dog son has never been on the road, the key point is that he is not good at the wild area, and the opposite poodle has set up camp in our wild area. 】

The teammates quarreled lively, and finally turned into three people hung up in the spring to curse, making Mu Wanwan dumbfounded.

To be honest, she hadn't seen such a lively scene since the sickle of punishment came online.

The barrage immediately explained to Mu Wanwan.

[Diamond 5 is the most terrifying rank. There are mixed dragons and snakes. There are a lot of mixed points. It is very common to crush the game. Some people can only get ten points for a win because they lose too many games, and a deduction for a loss. More than thirty points. Otherwise, why do you think there are so many drill five goalkeepers? 】

[The most important thing is that there are a lot of sprays in this segment, all of which can be accessed by just lifting the keyboard...]

[So if you play in this position for a period of time, you will have two extremes-either you will evolve to the extreme and become a super compelling opportunity. Nothing can interfere with you if you play with your own. 】

... Obviously, what Pei Lu wants her to do is the latter.

At the end of this round, the loss was terrible, because he was always besieged, and even Mu Wanwan and Pei Lu died five or six times each.

Pei Lu quit the record page: "Next."

Mu Wanwan didn't even bother to report, and followed him into the room.

It doesn't matter, she has experienced the three people spraying each other with spring water, and there is nothing she can't bear.

Soon, reality gave her a slap in the face--

Twenty-five minutes, the upper mid lane was all bombed, and after a wave of team battles, their output was really not as good as the opponent, and they were beaten in a wave of 3 for 1.

How did these people hit the diamond? ?

She suddenly remembered a sentence she had seen before: Some people, on the surface, the diamond ranks are bright and beautiful, but in private, his hidden score is not as high as the platinum five.

She didn't understand before, but now she finally understands.

Forget it, it's interesting to play this game as a rescue teammate. Mu Wanwan was thinking this way, and his teammates spoke with a scream.

[Please shut up [Ominous Blade]: My friend said that this bot group is TS. 】

[This one can win [King of War]: Isn't it, such a dish? ? 】

[Please shut up, please [Ominous Blade]: Haha, this female AD is just for fun. You can't carry this kind of game, so what kind of career do you play? 】

Mu Wanwan:? ? ?

She picked up the keyboard and was about to go up.

"Do you want to red buff," Pei Lu's voice came, "If you don't take it anymore, you will be eaten by someone else."

Mu Wanwan put down the keyboard: "...I want it."

...

After a five-and-a-half-day trip in the afternoon, Mu Wanwan felt that his life was gone.

At dinner time, when Pei Lu helped her take the lunch box by the way, he saw her sitting cross-legged, staring at the phone seriously.

"What are you looking at?" Pei Lu put the lunch box next to her.

"Buy some heart-relief pills," she rubbed her chest and hammered twice, "I'm going to die."

Pei Lu: "..."