Boyfriend For Hire

If it weren't for the campsite built by the team to be too cold, Tang Shuge would never pack up and escape home overnight.

It's just that she didn't expect that as soon as she stepped into the door of the apartment, she saw four basketball shoes flying around. Two of them were not the size of a girl's feet at all!

At that moment, Tang Shuge seriously suspected that he was not awake.

She seemed to float in from the hallway, and then saw a mess in the open bathroom, overturned toiletries, messy sinks, and torn suspender nightdresses flying on the washing machine.

Two more steps along the living room, and then to Yang Xiao's bedroom-and then Tang Shuge raped his best friend in the bed! ! !

...Maybe the term "catch the **** in the bed" is not right, but who **** care, she is now a screaming chicken with no emotions, and the entire community will depend on hearing aids for the next life! ! !

Yang Xiao jumped out of the bed wrapped in a thin quilt almost in an instant. As for the little wolf dog, who was also naked, he hurriedly grabbed the bunny doll on the bedside, and directly grabbed his key parts and barely gave it to him. He saved the last decent point.

Tang Shuge's gaze fell on Meng Yufan's bare chest muscles involuntarily, and he watched faintly for a few seconds before suddenly blowing a long rogue whistle.

"I'm sorry." Tang Shuge said, "I have always wanted to try to see what it feels like to whistle to a boy, now that I know it, it's so cool."

Meng Yufan: "..."

"Tangtang, we need to talk, but not now." Yang Xiao said awkwardly, "Can you leave for five minutes? At least let me put on my clothes."

Tang Shuge nodded, then pulled his suitcase and left like a wandering soul.

What happened after that can only be described as turmoil. Meng Yufan’s clothes yesterday were completely unwearable. They were all smelly of wine. Yang Xiao searched for a long time before going to the bottom of the closet to find the beach pants she was forcibly bought and sold by street vendors when she went to the beach on vacation. Also printed with gaudy dusk coconut trees.

She was wearing very loose beach pants, but Meng Yufan's body was quite tight. The trouser legs tightly hugged the muscles of his thighs, and the small fabric outlined the outline of his gluteal muscles.

Meng Yufan was awkward and couldn't bear to hold on top of the shorts and grabbed several times.

Yang Xiao felt that his behavior was really unsightly: "What are you doing?"

Meng Yufan said innocently: "It was a little uncomfortable to put the left side just now, I will try it with the right side."

"..."

As for what it is, then there is no need to ask in detail.

While Meng Yufan was wearing clothes, Yang Xiao also pulled out the long-sleeved trousers pajamas from the closet and put on them. Her skin was originally white, but after last night's absurdity, from arms to chest, from waist to thighs, all were large areas of bruises.

Yang Xiao tried to cover up those traces with pajamas, and even tied the buttons to the highest point.

Meng Yufan sat there in a daze, seeing the beautiful scenery he created by himself was hidden a little bit, he felt thirsty in his throat, and hurriedly looked away.

"That..." The big boy sat on the side of the bed obediently, holding the Bunny doll in his arms, and asked in a low voice, "Sister Xiaoxiao, how am I doing?"

Yang Xiao was busy applying concealer and foundation to her neck. After not understanding it for a while, she asked, "How about what?"

"Just last night, how did I perform." Meng Yufan's appearance is clearly the tough and handsome one. He is ridiculous, but he is shy like a big boy. "I drank too much yesterday, I think there is In many places, I have not performed well enough. I have not fully grasped the newly acquired knowledge and the output rhythm has not been mastered. I think, I think..."

"...I think you can shut up." Yang Xiao "touched" the cabinet of the dressing table and looked at the boy behind him through the reflection in the mirror. She blew her nails disdainfully like a ruthless swordsman, and said coldly, "Since you are a virgin, then don't make other excuses for yourself."

"..." Meng Yufan thought, sister Xiaoxiao is so cold, but he likes it! !

After finishing up, Yang Xiao left Meng Yufan in his bedroom and walked to his girlfriend's room alone.

This two-bedroom and one-living suite has no distinction between the master and the second bedroom, and the area is almost the same, but Tang Shuge's room has an extra bay window, which is filled with idol-related things.

Now, Tang Shuge was sitting on the bay window with a dull face. She leaned on one of her favorite pillows, which had a 1:1 picture of her idols printed on it, and that pillow had two extra "arms". As long as the two "arms" were tied, she would You can let idol hug her.

Seeing Yang Xiao coming, Tang Shuge knotted idol's arm.

Yang Xiao approached slowly, only embarrassment left on her face.

The two of them were at the same table in junior high school and went straight to high school together. Although they went to different universities in the end, their revolutionary friendship for more than ten years has always been straightforward.

But now, Yang Xiao held his girlfriend's scorching gaze, and didn't know how to explain it.

"Comrade Yang Xiao!" Tang Shuge asked her, "Do you know your mistake?!"

Yang Xiao: "...should I take the man back to the girls' apartment?"

"Wrong!" Tang Shuge said, "Is this the point? The point is Meng Yufan!" She said sadly, "He is our company's real-name shared boyfriend! You are doing this now, and those who give shared bicycles What's the difference between the people who have been privately locked and moved back home secretly!"

There seems to be something wrong with this analogy...

Yang Xiao hurriedly excused herself: "Of course it is different! Those who privately lock shared bicycles will not ask if they want to share bicycles. But Meng Yufan is willing!"

"He really wants to?"

Yang Xiao spread his hands together: "If you don't believe me, I will show you the empty umbrella box beside the bed?"

Tang Shuge glared, and glared: "You still said that you are not planning for a long time? If you don't want to lock the shared bicycle privately, will you always have a car lock at home?"

The two boyfriends that Yang Xiao had been with before, no matter how good the relationship was, Yang Xiao never took them home.

Yang Xiao laughed and sweared: "It was a door-to-door census conducted by the Family Planning Office of the Neighborhood Committee a few months ago. I had a boyfriend at that time. The Family Planning Office gave me a free box."

The quality of the free stuff is really so-so, but if there was no box of small umbrellas yesterday, she might not have gotten so confused.

Yang Xiao finally explained everything, and the whole bedroom became quiet again.

She looked at her.

She also looked at her.

It was so quiet for several minutes.

Tang Shuge suddenly lowered his voice and spoke furtively.

"Smile," she asked intentionally, "huh↗?"

Yang Xiao didn't want to say it, but she couldn't hold back her desire to show off. She nodded slightly and raised her eyebrows, "Yeah~"

"Tsk tusk." Tang Shuge swallowed lemon again, "you know, your whole skin is glowing now."

Yang Xiao: "I also found out when I was looking in the mirror just now. I went to the beauty salon for a four-digit maintenance, but it didn't have such a good effect."

Otherwise, the fox wants to eat scholars, and the king of the daughter country wants to catch Tang Seng.

Young boy, it's a perfect complement.

Tang Shuge made a place on the bay window and called Yang Xiao to sit down, and the two of them stood side by side and spoke some whispers between the girls.

Tang Shuge asked her: "Then what do you do next?" She curiously asked, "When do you plan to get him regular?"

Yang Xiao was surprised: "What are you going to do?"

"Don't pretend to be stupid." Tang Shuge said, "If you sleep with our company's excellent products, it will be my after-sales return visit. Tell me what you think? Anyway, the contract has expired. Boyfriend becomes a real boyfriend, if this is a novel I wrote, just be happy