Break-up

    I.

    Gu Yanting found that he and Tang Yi hadn't quarreled for a long time.

    This started a month ago.

    Weiwei was officially taken home by Zhou Hao a month ago. Gu Yanting had completed the work before - Hua Yuan set up an office in T City, and he became the bare commander of the office. Although the daily workload was huge, the degree of freedom was quite high. So she worked as a nanny cook and driver for Tang Yi and Wei Wei for more than three months.

    However, even so, the two of them bickered in front of the child.

    Under normal circumstances, no matter what the reason is, the family war will end in Tang Yi's victory. Of course, Gu Yanting deliberately let the other party down, because every time Tang Yi won, he would cooperate with him in a good-natured way. Whether it was out of compensation or pure happiness, Gu Yanting was very happy to change his face.

    But since Wei Wei was picked up, Tang Yi stopped arguing with him.

    Sometimes he deliberately throws a stinky sock on the sofa, or the changed trousers are not put in the laundry basket, but directly on the floor of the bedroom, Tang Yi did not make a sound , instead, he silently accepted it at a glance.

    Gu Yanting was quite happy at the beginning, but the second and third time, he started to play drums in his heart. When he waited for the fourth and fifth time, he suddenly shook his body, and thought of a terrible speculation in his mind - compared to the life of a sweet husband and sweet pet, this is obviously more like the tranquility before the storm.

      Gu Yanting felt agitated all over, and when he looked back, he hurried back in horror, and even the sweat on his forehead had to spell out a line of big characters "Tang Yi wants to break up with him".

    The house was very clean, and the shoes at the entrance were all received in the shoe cabinet. The sofa cover was stretched without a single fold, and all the items in the trash basket were taken away. Gu Yanting was a little dazed, he obviously cleaned it up himself, but at this moment he just saw something unusual, and everywhere felt a dangerous aura.

    He wiped his sweat and trotted into the bedroom. Both of their documents were kept in a small transparent box on the bedside table. Gu Yanting hurriedly pulled everything onto the bed, the transparent box shook upside down, and when everything fell out in pieces, he took a deep breath, feeling that his heartbeat was about to stop.

    —Tang Yi's ID card and passport are not here!

    Why not? Already take it with you? Or hiding somewhere else? Will Tang Yi not come back today?

    Calm down, calm down!

    After being stunned for a while, Gu Yanting calmed down. He quickly recalled the episodes of the morning to see if there was anything unusual, while dialing Tang Yi's cell phone number.

    The phone was quickly connected in his uneasy recollection, Tang Yi's laughing voice came from the other end of the phone line, and seemed to be in a good mood, "Yanting? What's wrong?"

    "Ah, it's alright," Gu Yanting coughed lightly, carefully covering his phone and said, "Are you busy now?"

    "Not busy." Tang Yi smiled.

    "...Oh," Gu Yanting paused, um, ah, ah, after chatting for a long time, before pretending to inadvertently ask, "Where's your ID card? I tidied up the house today and didn't see it."

    His breath was a little short, and he couldn't breathe after speaking.

    Fortunately, Tang Yi said it happily, "In that black bag, I just put it in yesterday."

    The black bag was given to Tang Yi by Gu Yanting last time. Tang Yi doesn't often use it, let alone put an ID card in it. Gu Yanting was very happy when he said it, and while he was relieved, a little man pointed at him and laughed, gloating like a fool.

    But another villain appeared after a while, and followed the instructions with a nervous look, "Gu Yanting, Gu Yanting, you can't be careless, Tang Yi didn't leave today doesn't mean he won't leave in the future. Ah, why else would you pack up your documents carefully? You forgot how you broke up in the first place?"

    Gu Yanting frowned and sighed.

    How can I forget? Tang Yi was the happiest when they broke up. He took the documents and wallet and left quickly before he could digest it. No clothes, no sheets or bedding, or any property deposits. The rhythm of walking back and forth every minute.

    Gu Yanting didn't know whether it was his reflex arc or the Tang Yi-style breakup that left him with sequelae.

    He was really scared. When other people's families break up, they all cry, make trouble, and hang themselves. First come the prelude, then the main play, and finally run high | tide. But Tang Yi won't. If he is not satisfied with his life, he can pack up at any time with the documents and leave.

    The villain who was nervous and sweaty in his mind was victorious, Gu Yanting patted his head, very wisely found a black plastic bag, put the two people's documents together in the bag, and then filled it with After looking around for the house, it was placed in a place that Tang Yi could never have imagined.

    No documents means that Tang Yi can't take a car, can't take a plane, can't stay in a hotel... If Tang Yi is angry, he just rushes up and hehe. Gu Yanting arrogantly gave himself a compliment, and then recalled his various "sinful" and dangerous actions in the past few days, and started the cleanup with the idea of ​​meritorious deeds.

    So when Tang Yi came home from the company, he saw a long row of **** floating all over the balcony, including a few T-backs…

    "Gu Yanting," Tang Yi was shocked by the scene in front of him before he even put down his bag.

    Gu Yanting just set the dishes, and saw Tang Yi's expression floated in his heart. He couldn't be too happy in his heart, but he still held it on his face. He didn't answer until he walked to Tang Yi, "Huh?"

    Tang Yi took a slow breath, his beautiful eyes slowly moved to his face, and he asked in disbelief, "Did you face them and create a Great Xing'an Mountain?"

    “…”

    Gu Yanting was stunned, "Who did it? I don't, where am I..." He followed Tang Yi's gaze to the balcony and paused, "I just put our underwear on. I've washed it all over."

    "..." Tang Yi's mouth twitched, but he quickly put this aside and talked about another more important matter, "I won't go tomorrow The company is over, let’s do Fatty’s favor first, and we’ll go straight to the airport after lunch.”

    Gu Yanting was stunned, "Going to the airport?"

    "Yes," Tang Yi gave him a strange look as he walked to the bedroom, "Didn't we go to Xi'an this weekend last week? By the way, don't forget to bring your I also put my ID card in that black bag and take it with me when I go out tomorrow."

    Gu Yanting stood on the spot and reacted for a while, before thinking in a trance, Xi'an? Yes, he and Tang Yi were going to Xi'an and then to Dunhuang, so they left the dog with his parents. It's just that he's been thinking a lot in the past two days, and he forgot about it.

    Gu Yanting heaved a sigh of relief, and suddenly froze when he turned around.

    He put up both his and Tang Yi's ID cards. But... Where did that place that Tang Yi never imagined came from?

    ---

    Two

    Ning Zeyu

    Ning Zeyu is very disappointed in this messed up world.

    However, despair is useless. Who made him, as a straight socialist young man who can't be more straight, has made good friends from kindergarten all small gays!

    In the words of Ning's mother, this cliff is either talented or just like him.

    Ning Zeyu deeply understands a truth after seeing all kinds of young friends or simple or complex families - he is a mother. Thinking that he has been in the world for more than 20 years, and he is about to run for the third time. I have never seen a mother who cheated her son like this.

    "Shi, you said you were in your twenties and didn't have a partner, did you not recognize yourself correctly?"

    Ning Zeyu looked at his mother with a straight face, pretending to not understand the subtext, "I know myself very well, thank you."

    "Oh," Mom took a breath, "then did you have something to communicate with Mom..."

    "I think we communicate well, thank you."

    "Then why don't you have a partner yet?" Mom blinked, but still didn't let him go. "Why don't you have a man or a woman?"

    "..." Ning Zeyu wiped his face, "I don't know..."

    "The old and the young are not..." Mom tutted, and was stopped halfway - the good-tempered Ning Zeyu finally couldn't hold back, and hurriedly shouted, "Old rather!-"

    Someone upstairs responded with a loud voice, "In—"

    "Take care of your wife!"

    "I can't handle it—"

    Ning Zeyu, "…"

    Mother Ning happily compared a pair of scissors, "I haven't finished yet, you let me finish, you didn't bring back one of your old and young, obviously you have a problem! You! When I was a child, I told you to have a good relationship with your female classmates, but you didn't listen. Now you're a bachelor and you still refuse to admit it. Really, it's so embarrassing for your mother. But I'm just a son like you, so I'm reluctant to admit it. I'll give you some advice..."

    Ning Zeyu was shocked, and just as he was about to refuse, he saw his mother hand over two photos, "Old Qin's children, no one is better than you!"

    Ning Zeyu took a look, she is a pretty girl, not bad. When I was about to take it down, the back one also fell out.

    “…Why are you two?”

    "Look at both!"

    "No," Ning Zeyu was about to collapse, "I mean, why one man and one woman!"

    For Ning Zeyu, the saddest thing in the world is not that he is **** and cannot come out to his family, but that he is straight like a telephone pole, and the whole world thinks He's a gay.

    Speaking of this, I can't blame others. Ning Zeyu's friends, nine out of ten are gay. . Little Stone was laughed at by his classmates because he liked to wear women's clothes. He patted his chest very righteously, and also asked Ning's mother to buy him a tutu skirt and wear it with Xiaoshi.

    In elementary school, I gave a boy a note at the same table and was rejected, and I couldn't help crying. Ning Zeyu's love overflowed, and after a long time of melancholy, he went home and asked Ning's mother how to write a small note to the boy.

    He didn't remember the tangled and complicated expression of Ning's mother at that time, but he remembered that after the fight, Ning's mother added an extra sentence in his routine concern and greeting after returning home.

    It used to be, "Xiaoyu, do you have a favorite little girl in the school?" Ning Zeyu shook her head, and she stopped asking.

    Then, "Xiaoyu, is there a little girl you like in the school?" Ning Zeyu shook his head, and Ning's mother said, "What about the little boy?" Ning Zeyu also shook his head.

    So Ning's mother would breathe a sigh of relief and teach earnestly, "If there is a little girl you like, you can tell her. It's not good for a little boy."

    Ning Zeyu was surprised and asked her, "Why?"

    Ning's mother looked serious, "because little girls are always more beautiful, and little boys are more and more ugly. Therefore, you should meet girls as early as possible, and boys must wait for you when you are an adult. ."

    Ning Zeyu suddenly realized, so he took it to comfort a good friend he met in junior high school. And for a long time after that, he regarded that admonition as the golden rule.

      The head is so cute. However, when he was in high school, everyone's eyes suddenly changed. The sympathy mixed with shock, coupled with the tone of "poor to see the child", repeatedly made Ning Zeyu couldn't help but wonder if he had experienced it. What a great misfortune.

    However, as the ancients said, if there is gain, there will be losses, and if there is loss, there will be gains. Although Ning Zeyu is a little darker and thinner, his face is a little older, but his popularity is exceptionally good. It is not an exaggeration to say that his friends are everywhere. He is loyal, broad-minded, and more importantly, any buddy is not afraid that his girlfriend will empathize with him after seeing him.

    These deep friendships made him have a right-hand man to help him many times in exams, and he never failed a course since childhood. Even when he graduated, some classmates handed him a job offer early, and after he successfully joined the job, he signed the first order for him.

    Ning Zeyu was moved and went all the way to thank this classmate. The result was a lot of calculations. I didn't expect that the other party was drunk that day, so he hugged him and chewed it.

    It was really gnawing, Ning Zeyu's first feeling was pain, and it was estimated that the skin would be broken, and the second reaction was that Lao Tzu's first kiss was gone!

    Then…

    There is no more, the extremely irresponsible classmate took two bites, probably because the taste was not right, he snorted and fell asleep. Ning Zeyu had never had any boyfriend or girlfriend since he was a child. He was blown away by this shock, and he rushed back to T City overnight. The next day that classmate called him, apparently completely forgot about it in his words, and said with a smile that he didn't follow the rules and left without staying a day.

    Ning Zeyu wanted to remind him of what happened last night, but after thinking about it, he felt awkward again, and hung up after dealing with it twice.

    It's just that his luck didn't get better after that. Even after his work, his appearance has changed a lot, his height has also increased after years of exercise, his muscles have grown, and his face has become more angular, but he still can't attract any creatures.

    These two pictures that Ning's mother gave him are simply the best looking singles he has seen in recent years.

    Ning Zeyu subconsciously wanted to throw away the photo of the young man. After thinking of the kiss that he nibbled twice, his hand stopped again.

    What if there is a door?

    What if I'm not so thorough?

    Well, go see (⊙o⊙)…