Celestial Immortal

  Chapter 24 Dead Man's Cover Sheet

   "Brother, you finally came out."

  Just going home, the little devil ran over to greet him.

   "Well, good job this time!"

  Chu Chen touched the little guy's head and praised him greatly.

  This time, the three of them were in deep trouble, thanks to the little devil’s timely notification to Master Xu Ping, which avoided a lot of unnecessary troubles and conflicts.

  "Brother, let’s go out and play so early today when we leave the office so early?"

  Little Guizai looked at Chu Chen hopefully.

  Following the old-fashioned and serious Taoist Chief Xu Ping, he rarely had the opportunity to go out to play, either at home to watch the house, or follow the Taoist chief on business.

   Playing around behind the brother’s **** is what Little Guizi looks forward to most every day.

  Chu Chen smiled, and said, "Okay, let's go, brother will take you out to play."

   "Oh oh~ brother is mighty and domineering!"

  The little devil was holding a small oiled paper umbrella, spinning around Chu Chen non-stop, jumping and cheering.

  Said it was going out to play, in fact, there is no interesting place to play in the county.

  It's nothing more than Chu Chen took the little ghost to stroll around the night market, and feel the excitement of the night market in the sunset.

  Even so, the little ghost boy is very happy to play and linger.

  Chu Chen bought toys such as wooden horses and bamboo figures for Little Guizai, and also bought yellow talisman paper and cinnabar, and spent the same amount of money.

  The wooden horses and bamboo people are made during the slack of the old farmers in the countryside. They are shipped to the county and sold at very low prices. You can buy them for 20 cents.

  Things are not expensive, but Little Guizai is so happy, holding a wooden horse and bamboo man, his eyes are crescent-shaped with a smile.

  This time out, Chu Chen's main purpose besides bringing the little ghost out to play, was to buy the materials needed to practice the spell [Blowing Hair as a Tiger].

  Yellow talisman paper and cinnabar are easy to buy, but it is a bit difficult to buy the dead man’s face paper at noon.

  Chu Chen ran to several Shoucai shops before he found it.

  Shoucai shop is called Wanshoupu.

Although the shopkeeper of Shoucaipu doesn't have Taoism cultivation base in his body, he has dealt more with gods, spirits and ghosts and found a unique way to make money.

  In addition to selling paper money, shrouds, and coffins in the store, the shopkeeper of the Shoucai Shop specializes in collecting a lot of strange and strange things on weekdays, waiting for customers with special needs such as Chu Chen to come to the door and slaughter them.

   "Two consistent? Shopkeeper, are you crazy about money and money!"

  The shopkeeper of Wanshoupu pretended to be displeased: "Oh~Guest, what are you swearing at, we are in business and never cheat people."

  Chu Chen hugged his fists to apologize, and politely said: "Treasurer, you are so **** crazy about money."

  Chu Chen is a cultivator, elegant and easy-going, very well-trained, and never speak foul language casually.

   But when he saw that the shopkeeper smiled bitterly, he still didn't hold back.

  Too **** pit.

  Two bucks, that’s two thousand bucks. It’s only a few bucks to eat a bowl of noodles on the street. You dare to ask for two bucks!

  The dead person's cover paper is something ordinary people feel unlucky, so they don't dare to ask for it for nothing.

   "Okay, do business well, we can't afford it."

   After speaking, Chu Chen turned his head without saying a word.

  "Hey~Guests, don’t leave, the price is easy to negotiate, and I will give you as much as you want."

  The shopkeeper of Wanshoupu quickly grabbed Chu Chen, with a kind smile on his face, how can he be arrogant just now.

  Chu Chen glanced back at the shopkeeper, did not speak, and compared one to two.

The shopkeeper's face collapsed, his face was embarrassed, and he said, "Guest, you're bargaining too hard, two hundred wen. This is all at a loss, oh, forget it, two hundred wen is only two hundred wen, who is it? It’s hard to do business these days. I will give you two hundred writings."

   Chu Chen was unmoved, shook his head, and said: "Treasurer, you have misunderstood, I will publish twenty articles."

  The shopkeeper's complexion collapsed, how can there be such a bargaining, 2,000 liters smashed to 20 liters.

  "No, no, no, you have no sincerity. Don't sell or sell."

  The shopkeeper of Wanshoupu shook his head like a rattle, and flatly refused.

   Twenty wen is still a bit profitable, but, well, he is a spine businessman, and he doesn’t bother to make a few renminbi.

  Chu Chen smiled and said, "Okay, then I will add a little bit, one price, thirty wen, boss, I don’t want to delay time, otherwise, ten wen would be too expensive for me."

  "Deal! Thirty articles for you!"

  The shopkeeper of Wanshoupu has a distressed look of reluctantly giving up love, which makes people can't help but laugh.

  Sometimes, acting too much, it becomes true.

  The shopkeeper is such a person, and his distress comes from the heart.

  If you don’t slaughter someone, then you are losing, can you be sad?

  After paying the money, Chu Chen just wanted to leave, but the shopkeeper pulled him mysteriously.

  "Guest, do you need anything else? I have a lot of weird things, such as the blood cloak, women's robes, and fetal clothes."

   "No need, no need."

  Chu Chen waved his hands again and again, and was about to leave after changing hands.

  But, he remembered something, and said: "Is the baby girl's clothes or the baby boy's clothes and bags for the fetus?"

  The shopkeeper touched his head and recalled: “It should be a baby girl’s clothes and bags. Why, the guests need it. This thing can’t be cheap. I won’t tell you. Two hundred words, no bargaining!”

   "Okay, get me. By the way, give me a pair of women's pants."

  In the "hehe" laughter of Wanshoupu, Chu Chen calmly left Shoucaipu.

  Good guy! It's too embarrassing to buy this kind of thing.

  Out of the Shoucai Shop, Chu Chen hurriedly returned home with the little ghost, for fear of running into an acquaintance on the road.

  "Brother, why are you buying these?"

  Little Ghost is quite puzzled.

  It’s no surprise that the dead man’s face-covering paper will be used for some spells, but why do you buy women’s pants and give them to the cook and maid sister at home?

   "Ahem~"

  Chu Chen was quite embarrassed, and touched the little ghost’s head:

   "Senior brothers need to use magic arts. Don't talk nonsense about them, and don't tell the master, otherwise, I won't take you out to play or buy you toys."

   "Oh! Brother, I know, no one will say!"

  The little devil nodded solemnly, quite solemnly. It seemed that it was a very happy and sacred thing to be able to keep a secret for the brother.

  Chu Chen nodded slightly, relieved now.

  Fortunately, the little ghost is not a big mouth, otherwise, it is easy to accidentally die socially.

  The impulse is a monster!

  Baby girls’ clothes and women’s pants are the materials needed to practice the spell [Undress and Untie]. Originally, he had no serious thoughts about practicing this spell.

  But, who made things so coincidental.

  Buy the training materials of [Blowing Hair as Tiger], and I just met them all.

  The cost of materials is not much. He has the mind to learn one more spell if he can learn one more spell, and he bought it without thinking about it.

  Not long after he came back from Chuchen, Daoist Xu Ping also returned from "sanya".

  The Taoist master came back very early today.

  So, the master and the apprentice happened to have dinner together when they were free.

  The chef cooked a table for the master and apprentice, served the table, and then went out for dinner with the concierge, housekeeper, and maid.

  The cook, the concierge, the housekeeper, and the maid. They are a family. They were photographed by the ghost and **** Siyamen, and they came to the mansion to work and make money.

  In a mansion, the two families are reunited, chatting about everyday life, it is quite harmonious.

   Daoist Xu Ping chatted with Chu Chen about the ghosts and gods, and then asked:

  "How is your practice with the book symbols? Is there anything you don't understand?"

  (End of this chapter)