Changbai Mountain Promotional Video, What the Hell Are You Shooting a Stolen Pen?

【Same request!I also have some unsightly thoughts about Director Song Chen! 】

【brother!Are you not a man? 】

【how!Can there be love between men? ? 】

【anyway!The movie is over!Why are we still watching the end-credits popup here? 】

【Yup!This is just a promo! !There should be no Easter eggs! 】

[I don't know, but I still want to see it! 】

[Hey, in fact, I am the same!I know this movie is over!But I still want to look at it, I can't bear to bottle evil. 】

【and many more! !You see the picture has changed! !There are Easter eggs!What the hell! 】

【Really are!There are Easter eggs!Director Song Chen!I love you! ! ! 】

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After all the subtitles were scrolled, Song Chen's singing slowly ended.

In the pure black picture, suddenly a little light flickered from the center, and then the light gradually enlarged.

Wu Xie, with a cigarette in his hand, sat in the middle of Wushan, looking at the sky in the distance.

"Naive! We should go!"

Fatty Wang's voice came from outside the screen.

"Hu~~~Wa"

Wu Xie spit out the cigarette in his mouth, and slowly stood up with his hands on his knees, revealing a face that had faded away from innocence and vicissitudes of life and said with a smile.

"Well, let's go."

Waiting outside the door, a roaring whistle broke out from the hundreds of Wu Shanju's staff and the fleet of more than XNUMX cars.

"set off!"

The screen went black and the subtitles appeared.

- Tomb Raiders Notes... Bye! .

Chapter XNUMX The promotional video explodes!Popular discussion!

【Fuck!Is this big guy really Wu Xie?Why do I feel so much vicissitudes!Unfamiliar and familiar, could it be Wu Xie ten years later? 】

【The truth is!What are Fatty Wang and Wu Xie going to do in ten years?Are you going to pick up my brother? 】

[This easter egg is still very exciting!I just don't understand anything! 】

[It must be to pick up the little brother, the little brother has been waiting for ten years by himself, if you don't believe me, I will bet on a pack of spicy sticks! 】

[+1, I believe that Wu Xie will definitely not forget the little brother! 】

[I feel that this Wu Xie is very compelling, it would be great if there was a follow-up, otherwise Song Chen was deliberately greedy for us! 】

【Since there are Easter eggs!That said, there is still hope for a sequel! 】

【There is a judgment!I hope that a discerning film and television company will buy the script from Song Chen!Then shoot! 】

[Best even Song Chen buy it!The taste of other people's photos is not right! ! 】

【Ha ha ha ha!that is!that is! 】

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Saturday night at half past twelve.

The four-and-a-half-hour "Notes on Tomb Raiders" finally ended.

Netizens who watched the whole process couldn't help but leaned back on the sofa and let out a long sigh of relief.

then……

One by one, they rushed to the toilet to solve the physiological needs that had been held for a long time.

For a while, no one even posted about "Tomb Notes" online, and almost everyone was fighting with the toilet.

Wang Jianli, a well-known film critic who has been active in the scarf for a long time.

Relying on my own unique views on each 120 movie, professional vision, attitude of never accepting recharge, and sharp sentences when reviewing.

No matter how well-received a movie is, it will be selected by Wang Jianjian in terms of plot, special effects, and the actors' acting skills.

There will always be a bad place to be picked out and criticized.

The most terrifying thing is that this person's evaluation is very professional, and the fans of the movie can't say enough about him.

The most terrifying troll in the film industry.

Therefore, Wang Jian has a large number of fans on the scarf.

"OK! It's over!"

And now Wang Jianjian, who had just returned from the toilet, tightened his waistband, and then sat down on his chair with a relaxed expression on his face.

The computer screen in front of him was the just-concluded Tomb Raiders.

For this film, Wang Jianjian has a lot of emotion.

"I have been in the industry for many years, but I have never seen such a wonderful film."

Wang Jianjian shook his head and sighed while opening the manuscript.

"I can't even pick out a single mistake in the plot! It's really embarrassing!"

But even though he said such unpleasant words, Wang Jianli's face was full of smiles.

This is the smile that people will unconsciously show when they see something they love.

Wang Jianjian looked at an article that was quickly forming on the screen.

"This is the first time I've been full of compliments, right? It's really yours! Song Chen!"

As Wang Jianli published his article, the impression on the Internet began to slowly ferment.

Many netizens who also came back from the toilet relaxed, the first thing they found when they opened their mobile phones was that Wang Jianjian had made a scarf.

And it's still about the film review of "Tomb Notes", which made many netizens couldn't help but click in curiously.

Afterwards, many netizens were frightened by Wang Jianjian's article, which was almost a dog-licking attitude.

【Fuck!Is this still the Wang Jianjian I know?Isn't it the same as taking gun pills?How did you become a licking dog today! 】

【Tsk tsk!Unexpectedly, Wang Jianjian wrote an article about licking dogs, but his skills are still the same! 】

[Five cents a piece, the big guy takes me to make a fortune! 】

【Dog, you have changed! !Going to lick people! 】

【Hahaha!Isn't this a side-by-side illustration of the power of "Grave Raiders Notes"!Let Wang build this Tibetan Mastiff into a Teddy! 】

【No matter what! !I saved it! !Let's take a look at Wang Jianjian in the future!How he looked when he was licking a dog! 】

【Bros!And other film critics have posted scarves!The attitude is even more licking the dog than Wang Jianli! 】

【Tsk tsk!Aren't these film critics usually arrogant?Why has it become like this now! 】

【no way! !Song Chen is too strong!Relying on "Tomb Notes" to make these film critics into his shape,]

[This is the best promotional film I've ever seen, but unfortunately the theater didn't arrange the film, otherwise the box office would definitely smash all the films. 】

[In hindsight, after watching it, I remembered that this is a promotional video for a scenic spot. Are there any netizens who will travel to Changbai Mountain tomorrow? 】

[Forget about traveling, I'm going to find my little brother tomorrow, I don't worry about him being there alone. 】

[Funny, are you serious upstairs?Although the film is very real, it is only a story after all. 】

【How do you know it must be fake?How can you be sure that those characters don't really exist in reality?Otherwise, why is it called tomb robbers-notes! 】

【Go and go together! 】

【…】

After the movie ended, a large number of online comments hit major video websites, scarves and forums, and the quarrel was unprecedented.

The terrifying effect of Tomb Raider's Notes not only did not stop with the end of the journey in the story, but intensified and became hotter.

More and more netizens have joined the discussion, and the major forums have begun to be unsustainable.

And finally, the last position in the hot search list was also occupied by @"Grave Robber Notes"#Go to Changbai Mountain to find Xiaoge Chaohua#.

The scarf collapsed again!

………………

Wb headquarters.

"Huh~~Huh~~~"

The manager of the network department hummed a little song and jumped to the toilet.

The manager just waited in front of the computer for five minutes after the film ended, and almost finished watching the end of the film.

For fear that the scarf would be washed away by netizens who read "Notes on Tomb Raiders", causing him to lose his job.

So I resisted the urge to urinate and waited for a long time, but I don't know why there was no fluctuation on the Internet this time.

Even the number of people logged in for the scarf did not increase dramatically, but it was not as many as when it was broadcast.

Just let the manager come to the toilet with confidence and release himself.

"Whoo~~ cool~~"

The manager, who felt relieved, couldn't help trembling a few times.

Then the manager held it with one hand, and took out the phone with the other hand to see if the scarf responded.

But when the manager opened the scarf and saw a few words that were not searchable on the page.

The manager almost popped his eyes out.

"Fuck! Why did it collapse again! Wasn't it okay just now!...Fuck! I pissed on my hands!!"

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