Conquest

    Chapter 529 [The Road of Shaar (3) Freshmen]

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    Chapter 529 [The Road of Shaar (3) Freshmen]

    It's all about the first half of the life that can be said to be worthless, and all the time in the rest of the world–well, forgive the wording, but for anyone who knows and knows Tatara **, it's absolutely appropriate–even if it counts all the lives, Arguably, this is the biggest crisis Tatara has faced in his life!

    Absolutely yes.

    It can be said that if the God of Goblin really made up his mind, I would like to use our Mage as the first appetizing meal that wakes up after tens of thousands of years of sleep.

    Well, it is no exaggeration to say that there is really no one in the world who can have this ability to stop it!

    Fortunately, however, when our lovely Tatara Lord faced this life-and-death crisis, he did not feel the pain of a little bit of pain or danger.

    The reason is simple: he was already unconscious at the time and was completely unconscious.

    Therefore, Tatara was fortunate enough not to witness such an encounter: almost being thrown on the fire as food.

    Therefore, Tatara did not know how successful he was to escape from this danger.

    So, in his later career—to become Lord Shaar’s most loyal dogleg, Tatara occasionally wondered about the escape, how his Shaar Master succeeded in stopping the God of Goblin. Eat yourself as something like grilled lamb chops.

    But…Unfortunately, our Mage has never got an accurate answer to this key link.

    Of course, it is undoubted that our Shaar Master has come forward to save the poor Mage.

    But…How is it saved, the answer is…There seem to be several versions.

    One of these versions is based on Shaar Thunder Master's own story:

    At that time, when the terrifying God of Goblin thought of the poor Mage as a delicious food and ready to throw it into the fire, we were great, brave, upright, and with a compassionate and kind heart, Shaar Master, determined And it is resolutely standing out. The righteousness of the righteousness strongly condemned God's bad behavior of God of Goblin. It was deeply introspected by the soul, thought-provoking, straightforward, and persuaded the cruel and ruthless God of Goblin. Then God of Goblin was ashamed and finally realized…

    Ok, this version is also the most widely spread.

    For the credibility of this version, the famous Ruhr Lord, after hearing about it, also expressed his opinion in a big way:

    "This is a true and credible fact. As for whether you believe it or not, I believe it."

……

    In this version, the only tiny, almost negligible suspect is…

    Tatara clearly remembers that when he woke up from a coma, he had already been smeared as if he had a faded suckling pig, lying naked next to the fire, and our friendly and lovely Shaar Thunder Master, He was standing by his side, and his hand was holding a bottle of ketchup and the like.

    Oh yes, yes, that's a bottle of ketchup!

    Of course, we must not doubt our respectable, cute, and consistent character, the character of the noble Shaar Master! ! We should definitely believe in Lord Shaar's explanation of why he is holding a bottle of spices in his hand and standing next to the sleek Tatara! !

……

    No one can get an accurate answer as to what the truth is. Includes Tatara, one of the parties.

    However, many years later, on a very meaningful banquet, Shaar Thunder Master, which filled almost a whole barrel of spirits, was drunk…Oh, yes, that banquet was just to celebrate the Tatara Lord’s official celebration of the senior Mage’s assessment.

    At that time, Shaar Master, who had been drunk and almost stood still, pointed to the same drunk Tatara ** division and said something like this: "Hey, if it wasn’t the red bean cake that year, where is today*? *division……Now that you have become the faeces of the worm…If there is a bug in the crystal mine. ”

    No one knows what the words of Shaar Master are after drunkenness.

    However, perhaps another important person may have provided some important clues.

    This character is: Lancelot.

    Yes, Lancelot. It was the uncle Shaar who passed the restaurant on the road. The restaurant owner killed his dog for Shaar for a silver coin. Later, he was robbed and killed by the village’s gangster because of a silver coin. He eventually became an orphan. Shaar took over and later became the adopted son of Shaar. The official name became "Lancelo?"Shaar's little child, Lancelot.

    The clues provided by Lancelot are:

    "At the time, all three of them left, only left me in the abandoned stone yard, I waited for a day and night, and finally waited for them." At that time, Lord seemed to be mad and rushed into the door. When I saw me, my face was full of excitement and excitement. I grabbed my collar and yelled at me, 'Do you make red bean cake? any left? Get it out quickly, take it all out! Go ahead and do more! Don't ask how much to do, how much to do! ! 'I was scared at the time. You know, Lord became a Goblin at the time. I only saw a Goblin grabbing me and I was even soft. ……Ok, I remember so much.

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    Red bean cake, this is a very important clue.

    At the same time, it is worth mentioning that the "Lancelo?Shaar, the boy adopted by Shaar Thunder, did not become a powerful Lord because he had such a high-weight adoptive father. He did not follow the army and did not take office.

    Instead, after he was an adult, he returned to his old business and opened a very famous restaurant in Imperial Capital, becoming a famous chef. His best hand is the delicious red bean cake. It is said that his red bean cake, accompanied by delicious tomato sauce, has become the most famous delicious snack of Imperial Capital. He has experienced a rich and varied life, becoming the most famous chef of the empire, the richest businessman in the empire, creating a lot of wonderful dishes, and also married three widowed wives – of course, that is another story We don't need to know too much here.

……

    And to open up a lot of fog, let us use the method of guessing to restore what actually happened at that time.

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    God of Goblin has stretched out his green claws and hugged Tatara's thigh – that posture is like a pouting child holding a fat trotter.

    At this time, Shaar is already creepy. He had no time to think too much, he could only scream and rushed to the top of Tatara, holding his hands tightly around Tatara.

“？？？”

    God of Goblin let go of his hand and looked at Shaar with doubt.

    Shaar's throat is dry and he looks at his green eyes. He really doesn't know what to say – his Goblin language is too poor, and now the Goblin language and the ancient Goblin language are only I am afraid that there is a big difference.

    Soon, Shaar saw a slight flaw in the other's eyes: the eyes had begun to become anxious and impatient. Similarly, God of Goblin kept doing swallowing and letting Shaar know that if he didn't come up with a solution as soon as possible, I am afraid…

    At this time, Shaar hugged Tatara's hand and suddenly found something!

    It was a small cloth bag hidden in Tatara's arms, a piece of clean white cloth wrapped in the arms of Tatara, feeling soft.

    He immediately remembered that this was the dry food that Lancelot made last night, and he took it on his body to prepare for an underground adventure.

    "Red bean cake!!!"

    Shaar's eyes lit up, quickly touched it out, and then handed it to God of Goblin, who had begun to drool.

    He tried his best to communicate with each other.

    Pointing at Tatara on the ground: "suo suo , Sǐ jī sǐ jī !"This food is not good or bad. )

    Holding the red bean cake in his hand: "suo suo, ou ke ou ke !!"this is delicious! )

……

    This matter brings three conclusions:

    First, it is clear that human flesh is really not delicious.

    Second, Lancelot's cooking is indeed very good.

    As for the third conclusion, it is a bit of a sardonic taste of his damn it.

    God of Goblin, the ancient and wisest Goblin, used the power and wisdom of the whole family, and worked hard for hundreds of years to create such a powerful creature. One should be the most powerhouse at the top of all food chains.

    itIt actually likes vegetarian food!

……

    Looking at the few red bean cakes, I just entered the green mouth in an instant, and then almost directly omitted the chewing process and was swallowed into the stomach.

    The green eyes were clearly lit, and then they looked at Shaar again.

    Shaar understands that he is bet on it.

    This damn green little hybrid (please forgive such a wording, but from a certain point of view, this is said to combine a lot of ethnic creatures, it is indeed a full-fledged hybrid), actually likes vegetarian food!

    “ou ke ou ke !!”God of Goblin cheered and slammed into Shaar, but it was obviously not satisfied, yelling at the ou ke ou ke who still kept Shaar.

    Shaar wiped the cold sweat and pointed to the exit of the cave at the top: "suo suo ……suo suo ……"

    The meaning is simple: food, outside.

    God of Goblin immediately calmed down, loosened Shaar, his hands drooping, how honest he was, and just looking at Shaar's eyes, it was innocent and somewhat creepy.

    Shaar almost endured the horror and shock of his heart, pulled Tatara over his shoulder, and then took the God of Goblin and was ready to leave.

    However, Shaar did not forget his "good friend" Ada.

    The Golden Dragon, which had been smashed, was also picked up by Shaar.

    In this way, such a strange combination left the underground crystal mine.

    When coming out of the ground, the fresh air came on the scene, the sun was so bright, and Shaar took a deep breath, and there was a cheering voice behind him.

    "ou ke ou ke! Ou ke ou ke ! ! ”

    The green figure, jumping and jumping behind him, raised his arms against the sun in the sky and sent out a scream of what he didn't know.

    It can be seen that this guy is very happy.

    Then, this guy started shouting at Shaar again.

    "suo suo !!"

……

    Flying like a rush back to the stone yard, waiting for the small Lancelot here was caught directly from Shaar in his sleep, and then Shaar is like a starving ghost: "Red bean cake! Where are the red bean cakes you made! ! Get it all out! If you don't have enough, do it again, how much is done! ”

    Lancelot screamed and looked at Goblin, who had voiced Shaar Master in front of him.

    It's me. Shaar! ! ”Shaar gnashed his teeth: "There is no time to explain, do what I said!"

    What makes Lanslow amazed is that the Shaar Master’s last sentence: “It’s up to you to maintain world peace!!!”

    Fortunately, Little Lanslow is a hardworking child. He has already prepared food and is enough for three people.

    Looking at God of Goblin cheered and grabbed all the red bean cake, and then one by one directly into the mouth swallowed. Shaar took a long breath.

    Then he began to look for food nervously.

    It is not easy to satisfy the appetite of this small green hybrid.

    Shaar was a great hunter, and he ran out immediately, but for a moment, he grabbed two rock sheep – it was too easy to do with a powerhouse.

    When he washed the rock sheep and cleaned it and put it on the fire, the aroma of the barbecue and the taste of the sheep fat blended out. What surprised Shaar was that the green little bastard actually looked at it. Did not look at it here!

    Oh, at the beginning, it might be a curious glance, and then for the aroma of the floating barbecue, just shrugged his nose, his face actually showed a kind of unhappy expression.

    When Shaar tried to hand over a piece of browned lamb, the green little hybrid sniffed and threw it aside: "Dead!"Not good

    Shaar sighed.

    Ok, it seems that we need flour, a lot of flour. There are also red beans and a lot of red beans.

    Within half a day, a strange green Goblin appeared in a small town about a few hundred miles away. The Goblin swept all the flour and red beans in the town and left a few pieces of gold.

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    "When can this guy be full?"

    Looking at the little green hybrid sitting in a pile of red bean cake, Shaar was alert.

    What makes Shaar a little relieved is that this guy didn't forget to send a piece to his hand when he was enjoying the food. His eyes were full of happiness: "suo suo! Suo suo ! ”

    Shaar's heart has been worried about one thing: he has mastered the Goblin language as simple as a few words. If this true God of Goblin and his own long story, then this counterfeit is afraid to wear it immediately.

    But the strange thing is that this little green hybrid does not do that at all. It looks like the descendants of the ancient Goblin who lived on the Primal Wildfire. When speaking, it is also a word and a word, without any coherent sentence.

    just like……It’s like learning a little child…

    Yeah

    Learn to talk! ! !

    The thought that Shaar suddenly flashed, he was immediately caught by him!

    This is an amazing guess!

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    Yes! And that's it!

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    Shaar slammed his thighs hard, and the pain felt him calm down.

    He stood up and walked back and forth a few steps around the green little thing, carefully looking at each other's movements, eyes…Then my heart is more and more sure that this one can be said to be an absurd guess.

    Young children That's right, yes.

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    How was God of Goblin created? This question is not difficult to answer.

    The ancient Goblin gathers the wisdom of the whole family. Over the centuries, it has collected specimens of many races, assembled the strengths of many races, and finally created such a perfect creature, which is what they consider to be "God". , a powerful creature with few weaknesses.

    But…In fact?

    Even if it is stronger, the perfect creature has something in common.

    Power can be inherited, talent can be given…Even if a strong person or creature is born, when it comes to the world, it is absolutely impossible to have one thing at once.

    MIND

    It is the mind, not the wisdom, not the IQ.

    Perhaps some people are born very clever, and they are outstanding in their reactions, observations, analytical skills, and learning abilities. But only the mind is impossible to get at the moment of birth.

    The smart wise man, when he was born, also needs someone to teach him how to eat, how to talk…Teach him everything.

    Perhaps this God of Goblin, all talents are powerful and perfect, but at least, when he was born, his mind is still a blank piece of paper!

    So, this God of Goblin, is it a blank piece of paper?

    Think back to the Goblin diary. The last moment of the Goblin creation of the gods, and the annihilation of the whole family, was released to awaken the newly created "God of Goblin".

    Yes, the last moment!

    After releasing the God of Goblin, the last remaining Goblin was quickly destroyed. They don't have time to give this newborn life the education they deserve.

    And this nascent God of Goblin, no one came to teach it anything! It is a blank piece of paper!

    What can be inferred is that many races at that time, even the clever elf race, seem to ignore such a superficial truth!

    They just saw a powerful God of Goblin that was released, but did not realize that this terrifying thing was actually a blank piece of paper.

    They just picked up the weapon in a panic and rushed, posing a hostile attitude. Can't wait to kill this new thing.

    the result…

    God of Goblin is only a newborn, but after all, it has strong instincts and talents, but only those races that try to rush to kill it, triggering its instinctive counterattack and hostility.

    A newborn and powerful life, if you treat it as a friend, it will treat you as a friend. If you treat it as an enemy, it will treat you as an enemy.

    So…

    It is no wonder that when it was underground, it just woke up and immediately put a hostile attitude towards Sacred Dragon, hitting Sacred Dragon. For Tatara, this human being is also directly regarded as an enemy or even a food. But it turned out to be Goar's Shaar, showing a friendly.

    It may indeed be very powerful. The hundreds of thousands of coalitions of many races in ancient times, combined with countless top powerhouses, could not kill it. It may be able to easily defeat a hundred powerhouses, but its mind, in fact…I am afraid it is really much higher than a three-year-old child.

    As for the Goblin language it says…

    Perhaps in the creation of the realm, the ancient Goblin who created it, as it was heard so little, remember to learn so many words.

    As for knowing that it is going to make a fire to roast Tatara…I am afraid that it was in the face of the siege of many ethnic groups, and saw the impression of the military life of other ethnic groups.

    The possibilities are infinite.

    So, Shaar decided to gamble once.

    This is also a gamble.

    Because, he knows very well, the deformable magic that Tatara finally applied is time-effective. Once the time is up, the magic fades and he will change back to human appearance. When…

    With a sly mood, Shaar walked over to God of Goblin and sat down.

    This little green thing immediately handed over a piece of red bean cake and then looked at Shaar with a squint.

    Shaar sighed in his heart.

    Then he put out his fingers and drew a few patterns on the ground, though rough, but very simple and clear.

    He painted two villains, which looked like Goblin and humans. The two villains are hugged together, and they are hand-in-hand, sitting side by side.

    Then, Shaar pointed to the patterns, the words were round and round, and slowly spoken in human language: "Friends."

“……”This little green thing immediately confuses. It looks at Shaar, and looks at the little ones among the patterns on the ground. Finally, the eyes fall on the two little people sitting side by side.

    There was a smile on his face.

    "Peng…Friends

    Looking at the green hole in the mouth, the word was revealed, and Shaar sighed and read it again: "Friend."

    I paused and added: "Friends! Ou ke ou ke ! ”

    God of Goblin is laughing and smiling very kindly. Pointing to the two little men sitting side by side on the ground, pointing to Shaar pointing at himself and sitting around: "Friends! Ou ke ou ke ! ! ”

    Perhaps, it still doesn't understand the true meaning of the word "friends", but it warmly embraces Shaar, the warm and intimate voice and eyes, even Shaar, suddenly in the heart gave birth to an inexplicable touch.

    Life has always been like this.

    Is not it?

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    On the ground of the historical material field, countless small patterns have been drawn.

    In some patterns, several villains fight each other, holding knives and swords in their hands, killing each other. Shaar points to these patterns: "enemy, Sǐ jī sǐ jī !"

    Obviously, such a pattern caused some very bad memories of this green little thing. It immediately revealed a hateful and disgusting expression, and gnashed his teeth: "enemy, enemy! Sǐ jī sǐ jī ! ”

    Shaar pointed to the red bean cake: "Food! food! Suo suo ! Ou ke ou ke ! ”

    Shaar pointed to the red sun on the sky: "The sun! Ou ke ou ke ! ”

    Shaar picks up the clear liquid everywhere in the water bag: "Water, ou ke ou ke !"

    Shaar points to…

    Shaar takes out…

    Shaar…

    Finally, when the sun was setting, Shaar, sitting next to this little green thing, suddenly had a ray of light. After the aura retreated, his green skin began to return to normal, and the original human face appeared little by little…

    Seeing the whole process of Shaar's change, this little green thing began to show a vigilant expression. It immediately jumped up, and then showed his hatred and anger in his eyes, even though it had already extended his hand to Shaar. Come! Its fingertips spurt a black glow.

    But at the fingertips of it almost touched Shaar's chest.

    Friend

    Shaar clearly said such a word.

    In an instant, the finger stopped on his chest.

    In the green eyes, the hatred and anger of the eyes gradually faded away. At the beginning, they were puzzled, stunned, and finally, a little bit of a good-looking eye.

    Finally, it put down his hand and looked at Shaar, squinting his eyes.

    Friend

    Shaar was relieved and he knew that he was gambling.

……

    When Tatara woke up, she felt a little cold, looking down, her body slick, like a newborn baby.

    Not far from the fire is the fire, the shelf of the barbecue has been set up, a row of seasoning bottles are placed around, salt, pepper, sauce…

    Then, Shaar Master, who had a good face and a good face, stood in front of him and held a bottle of ketchup in his hand.

    Tatara immediately shook his body all over his body.

    Torment This must be a nightmare! ! !

    "Old, Master, next, why is there a fire rack next to it?"

    "Oh, because I have to prepare a barbecue."

    "Old, Master, why do you have these spices?"

    "Oh, because I want to make delicious barbecue."

    "Old, Master, why am I naked?"

    "Oh, because I used your clothes to burn the fire."

    "Old, Master, why are you holding ketchup?"

    Just finished, Shaar grabbed a handful of tomato sauce and sprinkled it on Tatara's body. The poor Mage screamed, rolled his eyes and fainted again.

    "strange……I kindly took the red bean cake for him to eat, how did I faint? But to put it out, this red bean cake adds a taste of ketchup is really good…"

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