Conquest

    Chapter VII exertion ()

    Looking at this pitiful creature, Shaar Thunder almost broke his breath and rolled his stomach.

    The bad laughter spurred the mighty creature, and he quickly shed tears, threw the cake, grabbed the doorknob and held it in his chest, and cried.

    Shaar Thunder smiled enough, only stood up, picked up the cake and put it on the fire pitchfork. He stretched it on the fire for a while and smiled. "You must have not been in the wild. To eat this, you must use fire first. It’s soft to bake.”

    Seeing that this guy is still crying, Shaar Thunder touched his head: "Hello, don't cry." Isn't that a tooth? The man’s husband, what is missing a tooth. ”After a pause, he continued to kindly comfort: "I think you should be aristocrat, right?" Must be rich? Just wait for you to go home, find a good craftsman, set a gold tooth. The owner of a pub in our town has two gold teeth, and every time he laughs, he is full of gold, don't mention how much! ”

    He didn't comfort him. When he talked about the inlaid golden tooth, he was full of golden light. The pitiful creature came from the heart and almost burst into tears on the spot.

    Shaar didn't care about him anymore. He took the soft-baked cake into his stomach and thought about it. He finally left a small horn for the poor guy.

    "Hey, I remind you, if you don't eat now, the time for dinner is tomorrow at noon."

    After that, Shaar Thunder got up and squatted from his cloth bag for a while, and finally pulled out a piece of something that was as hard as a briquettes. From a long distance, the pitiful creature smelled an unpleasant stench. I couldn't help but hold my nose.

    Shaar Thunder walked around the perimeter of the camp, carefully crushed the briquettes into powder, sprinkled it around, and then clap his hands back, not washing his hands, just squatting twice on the clothes, a few feet will The fire was extinguished and the ash was opened.

    The ground under the fire had been baked hot, and Shaar Thunder slammed down. Under the heat of the roast, he sighed with relief and turned and muttered: "Good night."Pointing the butt against the pitiful creature, in less than a moment, the thunder is loud.

    This bastard, he, he, he actually didn't care about me, he slept like this? !

    The pitiful creature is resentful, half of it is sad for his teeth, and the other half is ruthless by this rude guy.

    This bastard, isn't he blind? !

    Listening to Shaar's snoring, the pitiful creature finally stopped the sorrow, but couldn't help but starve, finally took the little horny black pie left by Shaar and put a bite on his mouth.

    Teeth still have some pain, black cake rough taste is really hard to swallow, but really hungry, and then bad things, after all, or grain, a few mouth will be stuffed into the mouth, pitiful creature was choked straight over the eyes, is scrambling to whack the chest, But suddenly a glimpse of the damned fellow did not know when he had turned over, looked at himself with a pair of eyes open, and his eyes were full of mocking smiles.

    The pitiful creature stayed for a while, and a piece of cake foam was sprayed on the clothes, and the cough was almost mad.

    "You must be someone who used to live a good life."Shaar's head is on the bag, and he smiles with his legs up. "Hey, where did you come from?"

    Pitiful creature stares at this guy.

    "Well, your hair is brown and it should be a Byzantine. But your size is very big, most of the Byzantine people do not have the height of you, only the Odin talents in the north have this shape. But the accent of your speech is also very weird. You said that Byzantine is a Mandarin, but your biting is very awkward, some are blunt, but not like those Odin people – I have seen some from the Odin Empire in Wildfire Town. People, those guys say Bigzantine is always a big tongue, their tongues will not bend by nature, haha…Who are you? How could a person rush to this dangerous wilderness and step into the hunter's trap? ”

    The pitiful creature doesn't talk, still holding Shaar with a disgusting expression.

    Shaar snorted: "Don't say it, I guess you must be a wanted man. Haha, is it guilty of being sinned, so dare not say your identity? Rest assured, I am not a bounty hunter and will not take you for a bounty. ”

    "So, who are you?"The pitiful creature finally spoke up.

    I…I am a hunter! ”Speaking of this, Shaar Thunder is proud of his chest.

    Pitiful creature A look of coziness: "Hunter?" Just rely on your broken axe, and fire pitchfork? Hey, I have seen a lot of hunters, they are all well-equipped, and a piece of equipment on their body is worth a hundred times that of all your belongings. Do you have anti-magic protective gear? Do you have a broken weapon weapon? I think you are just a small hunter. ”

    The sentence immediately poked at the pain of Shaar Thunder. He snorted and rolled his eyes: "Hey, Old Man is really right, ugly people are doing more!"

“…………”

    The big eyes of the pitiful creature instantly rounded up and looked at Shaar with an incredible look. After a while, he jumped up!

    The injury on the leg was ignored, the pain on the head was ignored, and even the front teeth had a small piece of disregard! He whispered at Shaar:

    What did you say?! You said that I am ugly? ! ! ! ”

    The pitiful creature is so angry that it seems to have heard the most unbearable embarrassment.

    "Is it not?"Shaar Thunder is confident and disdainful to look at this guy: "As a man, your appearance is simply sorry for the name 'man'. Look at you, grow up such a tall head, but you are so thin that you can't open the traps yourself, and your face – handsome man, should have a strong physique, strong body and muscles, should be Sifang face, thick eyebrows, mouth, there is a scar on the face, drinking big mouth, eating meat in large chunks…This is a real man. ”

    God, forgive this poor hillbilly…

    Obviously, as a kid who is not deeply involved, his aesthetic standards are so distorted, to a great extent…Ah, it’s not right, it should be said that it’s all about “returning to” the old Man who has been farted!

    Because the Old Man, in order to come to establish a prestige and a tall image in front of his adopted son, said his own appearance as the standard of the most beautiful American man in the world.

    Rough, majestic, scar, and can eat and drink to sleep…

    Although Shaar has been smuggled in the sinful place of Wildfire Town, he has spurred some basic living capitals, but he has to say that in some respects, he is really white.

    The pitiful creature has already heard an open mouth. This time it is not mad, but it is stunned by the ridiculous words of this guy.

“……As for you, being a man is really a waste, if it is a woman…"Shaar blinked his eyes.

“……What about women? ”Pitiful creature couldn't help but ask.

    "It is even more ugly if it is a woman."Shaar's words made the pitiful creature almost vomiting blood.

    "Ugly! You actually said that I am ugly! ! ”Pitiful creature is angry!

    The head can be broken, the blood can flow, can be a beauty, and it is actually being degraded in one's own appearance, it is really all the beauty of the world can not tolerate!

    "You are a hillbilly, but talk about it, how do you call a good-looking woman?!"

    "The first thing is to have a big buttock."Shaar raised his hands and made two extremely exaggerated arcs: "A woman with a big butt can have a lot of children, and a woman with a big breast can have enough milk to feed her children. Also, the hands and feet should be thicker, in order to work, pick water to create laundry and cooking, hēi hēi. ”

    The pitiful creature is not angry, but looks at the arrogant Shaar with a quirky look: "Hey, that…What about your face? What do you think a good-looking woman should look like? ”

    "Face? Does it matter if the face grows up? ”Shaar seems to be very disapproving: "Old Man said: Turn off the lights, and the women who look like are the same."

    His face deliberately pretended to be a very sophisticated look.

    …pitiful creature began to pity on this poor little hillbilly.

    "Eh, who are you referring to 'Old Man'?"

    "My adoptive father."

    The pitiful creature sighed and looked at Shaar and whispered, "What are you talking about, are you raising your father to teach you?"

    "Yes."

    "Well, I understand…" The tone of the pitiful creature is very calm: "Your adoptive father must have a hatred against you."

    Without speculation, the two simply turned to sleep. In the middle of the night, the pitiful creature slept and felt the cold, and the ground beneath the fire was cooled down. He curled up into a ball. Still unable to withstand the cold, sleep, instinctively, the only heat source that can be felt around me.

    Shaar slept in the sleep, feeling that there was a soft thing into his arms, he was not polite, turned over and put a thigh on the other's waist. Stumbled, it was like holding a soft quilt, and he even smashed it twice with evil force…

    When it was dawn, the pitiful creature woke up. One night, he slept too hard, and when he woke up, he immediately discovered a horrible thing.

    When was this hillbilly in my arms? !

    He instinctively screamed, but immediately found that hillbilly still slept in the place where he lay down last night, but he himself, moved a long distance – vaguely remember, was he actively drilled last night? !

    He was screaming in his heart, and this hillbilly had an unhealthy bandit, but the hot embrace made the pitiful creature afraid of the cold really sad.

    But then, just as his body just moved, he immediately discovered a more horrible thing!

    Eh ……Let's take a closer look…

    First of all, Shaar pressed a thigh on the pitiful creature.

    Ok, this is too much, but it is nothing compared to the following.

    Secondly, Shaar is a young and strong man, and from the standard of his "good woman", he is obviously still a virgin. Therefore, in the morning, his body has an instinctive reaction that all men in the world will have.

    The pitiful creature only moved, and immediately felt the other's thigh roots, pressed against his body, a hard state of things tightly against himself.

    Through a few layers of clothes, I can feel the murderous and ferocious weapon.

    Pitiful creature Although young, but after all…Compared with this hillbilly, which does not understand anything, I still understand some basic male and female events.

    He just reacted in an instant, what is the weapon that is tight on his waist!

    Almighty God testifies! The pitiful creature has lived for seventeen years and has never been violated by any man in this excessive way!

    So he immediately made the most instinctive reaction.

    Bow body, knees…Use force…

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    "Ahhhh…"Screaming.

    "Ahhhh…"A scream.