COS Dazai Osamu’s I Got Into the Conan Crew

"What? Are you even more miserable than us?" From Gin's silent response, there was a faint glimpse of the real Bourbon's voice rising, as if with sincere schadenfreude.

No, no, no, it's a pity that I couldn't see the tragic situation of Jinjiu at the beginning.

It must be a scene that will make you laugh after seeing it.

"Chablis, your student is here." Jin Jiu glanced at the sloppy middle-aged man who was drinking from the bottle while pretending to be dead.

"Huh? Ah, oh, here it comes... Just come back..." Chablis turned his head flushed and looked at Bourbon and Scotland, then turned his head again and continued to brag to Laphroaig.

The red-haired and blue-eyed man's face was full of impatience, but he still suppressed his impatience and listened to Chablis ramble.

Because although it was Kaa who saved him at the beginning, Chablis was also one of the ones who saved him.

After all, it was Chablis's experimental results to survive.

So he will be a little more tolerant of Kaa and Chablis than others.

Therefore, he will agree to some of the non-excessive demands made by Kaa, even if it is to let him act.

As long as it doesn't involve betraying the organization, or losing lives.

Laphroaig would not refuse.

Naturally, the same goes for Chablis.

So even if he was very impatient, he didn't interrupt the other party, he just drank the wine depressedly, and was forced to agree with the other party while listening.

"Didn't you say you need to take a good look at the two of them?" Laphroaig seemed to have thought of something, and suddenly interrupted Chablis, who was talking drunk.

"Well..." Chablis, who looked drunk, looked particularly sober.

"Are you going to my lab tonight?" he asked tentatively.

With a flushed face, it looks like a malicious middle-aged man is trying to abduct...

Two promising young people in their thirties?

"Teacher, you look like a pervert." Bourbon sighed in a melancholy tone.

When I was a child, I clearly thought Chablis-sensei was very reliable.

Why is it that the older you get, the more unreliable the other party becomes?

"Just in time, we also have something to ask you." Scotland said with a gentle smile.

It’s best to check your physical condition, and…

mental condition.

"Then go to my laboratory to play at night, I'll borrow two of them for one night, no problem, Kaa?" The redness on Chablis's face disappeared instantly, turning into a normal person's face.

got no response.

"Kahor?" called Chablis again.

Everyone present was attracted by the second call.

Or rather...

They had been secretly observing something.

The boy was lying on the bar, his face buried in his arms, and he couldn't see anything.

There was an empty wine glass in front of him.

Gin held a glass filled with dark liquid, opened his eyes and looked over.

This red is like a deep black wine, only black wine, or... Cahors.

"Wake him up." He said looking at the man in white.

In Kaa's absence, this guy can represent each other.

but…

When Kaa was there, the fellow was no different to him than anyone else.

Who cares about fakes if they are genuine?

"Are you sure you want me to wake him up?" The man in white had a cold and low tone.

"Okay." Without waiting for Gin to answer, he took the initiative to extend his hand.

He patted the boy on the shoulder.

Almost as soon as his hands touched each other, his body trembled slightly uncontrollably.

His breathing also became rapid, his face gradually flushed, and his eyes gradually became slack.

And the boy who was lying on his stomach began to tremble uncontrollably.

"If I had known it earlier, it wouldn't have divided you in half." The young man raised his head with difficulty, panting.

Double the pain.

It still hurts a bit.

"It's too late to say this now."

"And... isn't it more interesting?" A smile appeared on the face of the man who had always been cold and lazy as if he didn't care about anyone.

It is too unfair that only the body alone feels death.

"Don't touch me." Tsushima Shuji patted the other's hand.

Die and can't die, but feel double the pain or something.

It's too much of a loss!

"I just want to empathize with you." The man in white withdrew his hand, his tone low and helpless.

It seems to be a good brother whose caring heart has been rejected.

"The night you shot yourself twice before, I fired at the same spot." The man in white pointed to his abdomen.

"If we were together at the time..." he said in a daze.

You can feel double the pain of four shots.

Tsushima Shuji immediately understood the unfinished words from another self.

"I can make it up now." Tsushima Shuji took out his gun and put it on the bar.

"Two more shots?" he asked.

"If you want." The man in white responded casually.

It seemed that as long as Tsushima Shuji said he was willing, he would shoot himself twice without hesitation.

"Okay, let's go together... wait wait -- just kidding..." Tsushima Shuji raised the corner of his mouth, took the pistol and aimed it at his chest.

But was picked up.

Even the pistol was snatched by the opponent.

Can only struggle with limbs fluttering.

"Don't be so serious, gin" He gave up the struggle and smiled brightly.

"Just kidding." He raised his hands in surrender.

"Joke?" The man with long silver hair held his back collar~www.wuxiamtl.com~ and looked at the man in white.

"Well, it's just a joke."

"It's a special joke between our brothers." The man in white had an invisible smile on the corner of his mouth, meaning it was unclear.

"It's like every time I say I want to kill him, you know, it's just a joke." Tsushima Shuji explained.

"I'm looking forward to it." The man in white replied.

They have remarkably similar looks, standing together like a mirror reflecting the past and the future.

They are each other's past and each other's future.

But they also exist now.

The bond between the two can be seen by anyone with eyes.

Gin let go, but put the pistol in his clothes.

Tsushima Shuji didn't care either, he didn't lack that gun anyway.

"Are you going to borrow Bourbon and Scotland for one night? That's alright." He sat back in his seat again, and only then did he pay attention to Chablis.

"Very well, you two come with me tonight." Chablis said to Bourbon and Scotland with a satisfied nod.

"Two lunatics." Bourbon and Scotland didn't answer him, they just stared at Shuji Tsushima and Dazai Osamu in white, and murmured in a mocking tone.

What a joke.

Obviously serious can't be serious anymore.

If Gin hadn't stopped, those two guys would have really shot.

This is a fact that anyone can see.

It's just that everyone didn't expose their so-called joking explanation.

"It's not the first day we know them," Scotland reminded.

Didn't you already know that? Kaa has mental problems, and Osamu Dazai is a total lunatic.

A lunatic who seemed very happy to live and die with Kaa.