Damn it, this boss really has no normal skills.

Seeing the inexplicable compassion in Ji Ming's eyes, Bai Yesheng was stunned.

She raised her eyebrows suddenly, swooped over and pinched his face hard.

Oh, I finally understand. You want to take advantage of me quietly!

It's just a little love from my adoptive father. I don't want to do whatever I want with you!

Ji Ming shook off Bai Yesheng's hand and rubbed his sore cheek.

Your fourth dimension is so incredible, come and see mine.

As he spoke, he showed off the fake panel he had fabricated.

In fact, the total four-dimensional value of the new panel is the same as when he was at level three.

It's just that a ridiculous amount of wisdom and charm were transferred to health and agility, forming a relatively normal-looking panel.

Bai Yesheng didn't seem to do his homework well. After looking at it for a long time, he finally asked.

So is your value high or low?

Ji Ming pretended to be disappointed.

It's at the normal level of Level 3. It's definitely not comparable to the top players, but it can still be considered a backbone.

ah.

Only then did Bai Yesheng realize that his four-dimensional value seemed to reveal something.

But it doesn't matter, as long as you have thick skin, no problem is a problem.

A bit of exaggerated and blunt flattery immediately appeared on her face, she grabbed Ji Ming's arm and said softly.

That Crooked Tree, you are very powerful. Please teach me how to beat slimes!

Ji Ming suddenly felt a cold air rising from the soles of his feet to the sky, and couldn't help but tremble all over.

Please, if you don't know how to do it, don't do it! Forcibly doing so sounds like an old eunuch in the palace.

But after scolding him angrily, he still complied with the other party's wish to change the subject, holding his chin and thinking.

Although he killed a lot of goblins when preparing for the closed beta, he didn't bother much with other creatures in the dungeon.

The only extra achievement was to build a good relationship with the dogman's convoy and kill a group of kobolds who were ambushing them.

The slimes nearby have not even moved, and have no experience in dealing with them.

However, judging from the situation just now, ordinary long-range attacks seem to be of little significance to slimes.

So Ji Ming thought about it again, took out a long sword and said firmly.

Aurora, if you want to deal with slimes, just cut them open. Come on, go and try it!

Bai Yesheng glanced at him and smiled.

Crooked Tree, do you think I can't tell that you are trying to trick me?

She stared.

If you want to try it, try it yourself!

Since Sylvia has not reported the unexpected situation of the new version until now, it means that the strength of slime is not high, and there is nothing to be afraid of.

You don't even believe what your good brother says. After all, your feelings have faded.

Ji Ming stopped arguing with Bai Yesheng. Instead, he spat and walked over with his sword in hand.

Slime had just been shot by an arrow inexplicably. He was still stunned when he saw a man raising a long sword towards him.

I was so frightened that I almost jumped up on the spot and spit out a mouthful of mucus without saying a word.

If no one else is present, Ji Ming can avoid it perfectly and elegantly with just one teleportation. but now……

Uh-huh!

All I could do was get my face covered in green slime.

Bai Yesheng in the distance put his hands behind his back and started recording on a notepad beside him.

[Article 1: Slime will use slime attack when panicked]

As we all know, the reason why humans do not easily engage in armed conflicts with other creatures is simply because they psychologically reject and avoid pain and injury.

But if you have already been stabbed for the first time, you will no longer be afraid due to the surge of adrenaline, so...

This guy!

Ji Ming pursed his lips, cursed vaguely, and dropped the sword in his hand.

Panels are panels, reality is reality.

Qi Qi Blood's angry sword directly split the fragile slime in half.

However, before Ji Ming could open his mouth to make amends for himself, like an earthworm, the slime that was broken into two pieces turned into two new ones while squirming.

And at the same time, he opened his mouth and sprayed out another stream of mucus.

I……

[Article 2: When a slime is simply split in half, two new individuals will be born]

Ji Ming hesitated, used his sword as a shovel, and stabbed twice quickly, directly piercing the two little slimes.

It won't be resurrected this time!

Then he saw the little slime start to grow inexplicably, and then...

[Article 3: When the slime is completely dead, it will activate the hidden energy on its back to explode]

After wiping the mucus on his face, Ji Ming came back with his sword.

This slime... is still easy to deal with. It is much weaker than the goblin. You see, I took care of it without any damage.

Bai Yesheng half-smiled, but asked suddenly.

Is it tasty?

What's delicious?

I just saw a piece of it flow into your mouth.

I'll copy it!

Ji Ming lowered his head and was about to spit out quickly, but he smacked his lips again.

Hey, why is this apple flavor? It seems really delicious.

ah?

Then he took advantage of Bai Yesheng's daze and wiped a large dollop of it on her face.

Good brothers should share weal and woe!

you……

Bai Yesheng was about to scold him when he saw Ji Ming touch his body and another ball formed in his hand.

...You are so right, my good brother!

Although he was embarrassed, after giving it a try, Ji Ming also thought of the correct way to deal with slimes.

Their fighting method is actually a bit similar to some creatures on earth, they all use a sudden burst of mucus to repel their enemies.

It's just that the mucus of its earth counterpart is much more vicious, either chemically high temperature, or corroded by strong acid, and last but not least, extremely smelly.

But besides being difficult to clean, slime's mucus poses no other dangers.

So if you want to deal with them, there is a very simple way.

Taking out a shield, Ji Ming tiptoed close to one.

Before the slime, who was taking a leisurely walk, could react, his body was pierced by a sharp sword, and then it was broken into two pieces with a slight lift.

The split little slime wanted to vomit mucus to defend itself against the enemy, but Ji Ming's quick eyesight and quick hands blocked it all with his shield.

Then he completed the decisive blow with two swords, and quickly retreated with his shield, escaping from the self-destruction range.

In this way, he dispatched a slime without any harm.

It's just an old player's spare time, don't do anything basic.

With a systematic confrontation method, what follows is just a matter of following the steps again and again.

Ji Ming demonstrated a single kill without injury three more times, and then handed the sword and shield to Bai Yesheng.

It can only be said that slime is indeed a harmless little thing. Even a little Karami with only three points of strength can complete a template kill of it.

It sounds like a good thing, but so many monsters are all delivering food.

But in a dangerous underground city, if slimes are really so weak, how can they occupy this three-thirds of an acre and form such a large population?

Ji Ming immediately raised his vigilance and wanted to get the answer from the public screen.

As a result, the huge public screen was filled with requests for help, almost like a MOBA game.

[Quick, quick, get a few more people to support here. A large slime has appeared. It is red and can breathe fire! 】

[Asking for support, this water slime may have come back from training in Tieba. It is so good at water that everyone almost fainted]

[Let you see the Thunder King Slime, the best photo that my brother got in exchange for the first level]

It turns out that although slimes are easy to deal with, when a huge crisis strikes, they will automatically start to group together and turn into large slimes with elemental powers.

This is not something that a single player can deal with in the current version. You have to call friends to form a team to defeat it.

Ji Ming looked around. Fortunately, maybe because the number was too small, the slimes here had no intention of I will form the head for the time being.

Hurry up, the nights are long and the dreams are many.

He took Bai Yesheng to quickly eliminate all the slimes here and completed the hunting mission.

Although Ji Ming, as the official player of the game, cannot get redemption points, the experience gained from killing monsters is still real.

Looking at the progress bar that jumped a little, he asked in a low voice.

How about it?

I can not make it.

Even after just killing three slimes with his own hands, Bai Yesheng was already sitting on the ground tiredly.

You are too vain.

Sitting next to her, Ji Ming gave a little pointer.

In a situation like yours, if you upgrade and add points in the future, you should give priority to health, otherwise you won't be able to do anything.

There was silence for a while.

How about it, do you want to have some fun? We can take on another hunting mission of the same difficulty.

Bai Yesheng did not answer immediately, but muttered.

Well... let's wait until these few days pass. I will definitely have a good time by then!

It seems that the situation is not very optimistic yet...

Perhaps because he had been working as a doctor seriously for almost a month, Ji Ming, who had some occupational diseases, immediately started nagging.

Then have a good rest, eat more light and nutritious food, think less about trivial things, and if you have anything to say, just say it to the group. If you feel embarrassed to say it to me, it's okay...

Okay, okay, okay, I know, I know...

Bai Yesheng, who was just like a chicken pecking at rice, suddenly reacted and shouted quickly.

I'm not sick!

Ji Ming nodded calmly.

I know.

I'm so... tsk!

Bai Yesheng sighed and stood up again, holding on to the ground.

You take your time and play, let's try to meet again tomorrow!

After that, she ran off the line at the speed of light.

Ji Ming did not get up, but lay directly on the ground.

Although he is always full of lies and tricks, he is eager to plot everyone around him and let them all live in his plan.

But Ji Ming thinks that he still appreciates friendship, otherwise he wouldn't save the lives of Team Tiesuo again and again at all costs.

But now, in my originally small circle of friends, it is very likely that one person will be missing forever.

Damn it, I'm not really a lone star in the sky...

No matter what the truth is, he emo'ed first.

However, this melancholy atmosphere did not last long, because Aurora Dance sent new news.

[Brother, do you want new resources? It’s really awesome! 】

? ? ?

I was worried about you, what should I do, but it turned out that you started immediately after returning home! ?

Ji Ming was so angry that his feelings were being played with, and he went straight back to the real world.

When I opened the chat box, I saw a compressed file lying there quietly.

On it is clearly written: きれいな Beautiful boy がスライムにMucus all over the body を撃たれた.zip

【What the hell? 】

Aurora Dance returns instantly.

[Good stuff, I guarantee you will blush and your heart will beat faster after reading it, and you won’t be able to press it any longer! 】

…

Ji Ming doesn't believe it, but if this thing is compressed and it still has a few gigabytes, there must be something good about it.

As a result, when he downloaded it and unzipped it, he found that it was full of pictures.

And the protagonist in the picture is clearly himself being attacked by slimes.

The most disgusting thing is that some key parts are obscured by inexplicable mosaics, making the composition appear foggy, adding a bit of reverie in the haze.

As for why this thing can add up to more than ten gigabytes in size...

Ten folders correspond to ten screenshots. After opening them and flipping through them, there are countless identical copied files.

Pure scam.

【how is it going? 】

Pressed.

The fist is pressed!

Not to mention blushing and heartbeating, Ji Ming fast-forwarded to furious.

But after thinking about it, for the sake of professional ethics, I still can't get angry with the patient.

[(waving) has been blocked]

After leaving such words, he returned directly to the dungeon.

Putting on a black robe, I decided to sell out the stalls I didn't sell tonight overnight!

It was already late at night, and many players had stopped behaving like Liver Emperors and started fishing in the village after a busy day.

Naturally, there are some who have besieged the mysterious merchants, and even now they are still studying how to defeat the boss of the Novice Village.

Ji Ming took a look at his stall. It was very clean today and there were no traps.

After setting up the stall, I looked around and saw no assassins taking action.

So this time Ji Ming waited for a long time, but did not encounter the air bag that jumped out on his own initiative.

Could it be that the players finally gave up?

But just when he didn't know whether to be happy or sad, he heard the sound of a drum, and some players lurking in the crowd drew their weapons and charged him without warning.

There were a large number of people, they swarmed up, and they launched a sudden sneak attack. The players undoubtedly took advantage of the right time, place and people this time, and there was no reason to lose at all.

Then they encountered the most vicious counterattack in history. The mysterious businessman's methods were very cruel and bloody, comparable to Mortal Kombat.

The worst one among them was even blasted by a shovel and flew three meters high. During the fall, he was hit and flew ten meters away before falling heavily to the ground.

The rest were cut into various forms and sent to the Fusheng Pond to squat in urinals.

Looking at the list of players waiting to be reborn, Ji Ming let out a long breath.

Finally comfortable.

I love gamers!

Remember to feed the werewolves in the prison so they don't starve to death inside.

After finishing today's work, he gave some instructions and returned to the clinic early.

Although his door was cracked in three, the rat was back.

After telling him to keep an eye on the door, Ji Ming, who had been busy for two days and two nights, finally had some rest time.

He lay on the bed and took a nap with his eyes closed. Unknown how long it had passed, he vaguely heard footsteps coming downstairs.

As soon as he turned his head, the rat rushed to the head of his bed, raised his arms high, and put on a ferocious expression.

Ji Ming smiled silently.

Oh, Cooper is really back?