Dangerous Girls Drag Me Into Danger

"Answer me honestly, have you encountered anything bad recently?"

"Ah... ah? What's the matter?"

"Isn't that injury from a fall? It should have been scratched by something sharp. Tell me honestly, how did you get hurt?"

Sure enough, it was discovered. It should be said that the surgeon's father didn't find it.

Um... how to say this? Although I didn't meet the perverted murderer in the news, the reason for being scratched by a zombie is also indescribable... That's fine.

"It was an injury from a group fight. It was scratched by a sharp weapon."

"Who is it!?" x2

Xinran and Keling shouted at both sides of me at the same time, causing my ears to buzz.

Uh, why are you so excited...

"So it's a group fight... So many people punched me and kicked me, how do I know who hit me..."

It shouldn't be a lie, it's really a group fight, it's just a group of zombies beating me and Lianbing, and the group of zombies really can't see their names.

Dad's brows furrowed even deeper, and he said to me with a solemn expression.

"Anyway, be careful not to get involved in strange things. No matter what you fail, you can start over, but you only have one life!"

"I know. It should be said that no one knows better than me. Dad, don't worry, I am a safety-oriented person."

"That's good."

The morning conversation was over, and a few of us started to eat breakfast in silence.

Dad is very quiet and won't say anything. Why are Keling and Xinran so silent?

And Ke Ling... always felt like, a little, a little, scary... exuding a very dangerous atmosphere... um... after the black-bellied attribute was revealed, is this what it looks like?

Not to mention Xinran, it was so cold that it felt like she was leaning against a ball of ice.

Because the atmosphere was uncomfortable, I hurriedly swallowed my breakfast and walked out of the house first.

At the door, I said to Shirley while tying my shoelaces.

"Shirley, you won't be picking me up today."

"Do you have anything to do?"

"Well, I'm going to the library to find Teacher Yang. I don't know when I will be back, so I won't bother you."

"It's not right, Master Juncheng, you heard from the master just now that it is very dangerous to travel alone at night. What if you encounter a random murderer?"

"It's alright, I can escape quite fast."

Shirley closed her eyes and pondered for a while, then opened her eyes and said.

"...Well, well then, Master Juncheng, you should stand up first."

"Huh? What's wrong?"

Miss Shirley approached me and held my cheek.

"Uh, Miss Shirley?"

"You must be fine today."

This sentence seems to contain magic power, poured into my brain, and made me have a wonderful feeling.

After saying something more like a hint than a blessing, Miss Shirley just kissed my forehead.

Huh?

He kissed very hard, and took a breath, feeling that it would leave a hickey.

"Hehehe, it's not very customary to do such a thing as a maid, but if it's an older sister, kissing your younger brother is just a normal thing, right?"

"Well...then I'll go, Shirley..."

Under Miss Shirley's expectant gaze, I was a little embarrassed to say the two words that I didn't say.

"elder sister…"

"Mmmm, be careful along the way~"

I covered my forehead and turned my back, and hurried out of the house, for fear that Miss Shirley would see my flushed face.

Hmm, no wonder Xinran didn't call my brother in front of me before, I can understand her feelings a little... So it's such a shy thing to call her sister!

But, maid sister...

I always feel a little excited.

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Chapter 10 The wind is calm and the waves are calm

A corpse murderer...

Unexpectedly, Lianbing hasn't committed any crime yet, and another murderer will be born. And it looks even worse than Lianbing... If Lianbing is just an attempted murder, this guy is already a current criminal with no cure.

It's terrifying, I guess it's another mentally distorted metamorphosis.

Having said that, I now have the ability to see the essence of people, maybe I can use it to help in the hunt?

Hmm, but, if I'm accidentally discovered and the culprit is not caught, I guess I'll be the next target...

Murderers are supposed to be quite neurotic guys, like Lianbing, just because I looked at her and accidentally pouted, and they became suspicious of me... Maybe people like them (perverted killers) are quite sensitive intuition.

That's why you can hide your true face like a normal person.

So if I want to get involved in this matter, I have to take the risk of being in dire straits.

Um... That's fine.

Dad asked me to pay attention. I am not the kind of person with a strong sense of justice, so don't meddle in my own business.

And my biggest reason for action is just to hope that my mother's workload can be reduced, so that she can no longer work overtime every day to sew corpses and get enough rest.

Of course, if I do meet that guy, I'll be happy to provide some clues.

Today, as always, I came to the classroom early, and Lianbing arrived in the class one step ahead of me.

She's been here so early recently... and Lan Hua's classmate too... What's the matter with the two of them?

"Good morning, Makoto-kun~"

"Oh, morning."

"Oh hayo, Sei-kun~"

"Ah, good morning."

"G, Chengjun~"

"…"

"Buongiorno, Makoto-kun~"

I turned around and held Lianbing's head, and said with black lines all over my head.

"Why repeat it in different languages, are you an international alarm clock?"

She grabbed me and pressed her hand into her chest, looking at me with a meaningful smile.

"I am your own alarm clock for Chengjun. Do you need your dear girlfriend to call you every morning and wake you up with a sweet voice? If you need it, there is also a moaning service? In the morning, little Cheng-kun should be very energetic, listening to my voice and letting Shirley help you with a hand, wouldn't it be fun?"

Speaking of Lianbing, she licked her lips, and made a circular gesture with her right hand to swing up and down... It would be very vulgar for a man to do this, but it is very tempting for a beautiful girl like her to do this.

But this guy is enough. He made such a dirty joke early in the morning, and the image of the eldest lady has been ruined.

Uh, wait, Lan Hua is still sitting beside him, is it really appropriate to use this tone now!

I turned my head to look at classmate Lan Hua, she was sitting in her seat with a dull face, and didn't pay attention to what we looked like... huh... Fortunately, she was in a daze.

"No need, thank you."

I rolled my eyes and simply pulled out my hand. I turned around and sat back to my seat in annoyance.

"The reaction is really cold. You have such a beautiful girlfriend to say good morning to you every day. Does Cheng-jun feel grateful at all?"

"Oh, I'm really grateful that you sent Shirley to take care of me. Thanks to Shirley, the amount of housework I need to do has plummeted recently. It's really helpful. I'm very grateful."

"Hahaha, since that's the case, why don't you just let Shirley recognize you as the master and officially be your maid? It's okay to have an exclusive maid?"

"That couldn't be better."

If there is really a maid like Miss Shirley to serve me, I might have raised my hands and cheered.

"Hehehe, as long as you become my husband, Seiji-kun, Shirley will also become your maid, serving you all the time~"

Um…?

Why does this sentence sound so familiar?

Miss Shirley seems to have said something like this to me. The master and servant have the same thoughts...

"Miss Shirley is not a dowry."

"Well, how about even marrying you with her?"

"Cough! What are you talking about!"

This idea is so outrageous!

"Oh, look, when the eldest young lady got married in ancient times, didn't they all have dowry maids? Shirley is my maid anyway, and of course she should marry you as a concubine with me~ Besides Shirley, There are also three maids, all of them are beautiful, you can play with them at will Right? Are you excited?"

"What the hell, it's like a cheap sale in a supermarket... It's basically deceiving consumers."

"Yalieyalie, it's obviously a great gift to the door, but you dare not accept it, Mr. Cheng. Such a person can't be a great gift, right?"

"I didn't want to be a great person."

"Hehehehe, then let's end the April Fool's joke here. Even if I ask Shirley to marry you, she probably won't agree."

"Cut, is it really an April Fool's Day joke..."

Today is April Fool's Day, a day when you can tell lies.

In the morning, Xinran even made a joke with me that was not funny at all, and was almost deceived.

So I naturally have a little bit of precaution. When Lianbing started talking nonsense, I knew she was fooling me.

"That's right, today is April Fool's Day~ Hehehe, a day when you can deceive people at will, a day when you will not be punished for cheating, and a day when you can plunder others at will."

"Huh?! Wait, there's something wrong with this explanation!"

The good April Fool's Day has become the legal day of fraud!

However, Lianbing ignored my complaints and looked out the window with her cheeks propped up as if she was talking to herself.

"Since it's a day when you can deceive people at will... deceiving yourself is considered deceiving, right?"

"Hey?"

Speaking of which, Lianbing turned back and smiled at me, closed her left eye, and wiped her right eye with her left index finger... I remember this action!

I quickly took off my glasses and took a look at Lianbing. Sure enough, after this action, the title on Lianbing's head began to change, and it soon became [Lianjun-type girlfriend]!

"Sincerely...?"

"Ah, uh... you, how are you?"

She didn't know what to say, and she stuttered even when she spoke.

The soft ice state that perfectly reflects the demeanor of the eldest lady, the lethality to me is too great, it is comparable to Keling in a maid costume!

This made me live in a trance all day, and I didn't dare to say even a single extra sentence... Ruan Bing was always in a good mood, just like the date on Saturday, like a bird with a friend...

I don't quite understand why she suddenly switched to this personality. Is it really just because of April Fool's Day?

At the end of get out of class in the afternoon, Teacher Xiaozhen announced that she would enter a three-day long vacation from tomorrow, and the evening self-study from today was also canceled, and the classroom suddenly cheered.

"Quiet! Quiet me! So, because of the recent random murder case, the school temporarily decided to cancel the evening self-study! So don't go out at night, you must stay at home, you know. ?"

"I see~" xN

The classmates in the class will be very united only at this time. In fact, everyone must be thinking about where to go after the holiday, and the warning not to travel at night is ignored.