Deviant Immortal of Uncanny Dao

Hearing Li Huowang's words, Bai Lingmiao opened her eyes and said, "Yes, yes, my grandfather also told me, don't run outside the village, people outside the village are so bad, if they catch a child, they will be stripped away. The skin is put on a dog's skin and trained as a dog. Because children are smart, they can use this dog who understands human words to perform acrobatics on the street. The child is miserable, because the body sticks to the dog's skin and will no longer grow. Not much."

Li Huowang, who frowned slightly, shook his head, "No, I'm not talking about the stories of these old ladies scaring the little grandson, I'm talking about something like Master You."

"Master You's like that? I think about it..." Bai Lingmiao frowned slightly and began to think. "My grandfather's stories are usually messy, but most of them are worms in the mountains eating people and so on. There are really very few kinds of you."

"Who told your grandfather the story of Master You?"

Bai Lingmiao's eyes widened innocently, "Of course my grandfather told him, and then my grandfather told me, and I will tell my grandson in the future."

Li Huowang scratched his head, co-authoring this story is still ancestral, and it seems that he has miscalculated.

"Senior Brother Li, I know one." A weak young man who was standing by the wall suddenly said.

This person has deformed joints, one shoulder is high and the other is low, and the whole body is very twisted. Even in the material room, it can be regarded as "outstanding in appearance".

"Senior Brother Li, my surname is Zhao, and I'm five at home. You can just call me Zhao five."

No matter who said it, Li Huowang walked up to him and said, "Okay, you say it."

Zhao Wu looked around and deliberately lowered his voice and said, "I heard the older generation say that there is a kind of evil thing you said, and that thing is called a grandma."

"Grandma? What does it look like?" Li Huowang quickly searched through his mind, but couldn't find any pictures related to it. Guessing from the literal meaning, there was no clue at all.

"Shh~ Brother Li, don't be so loud, keep your voice low, this thing is very evil, I heard, grandma will hear it, if you say it often, they will come to find you!"

"Oh?" Hearing this, Li Huowang came to his senses.

"I heard from my cousin that it looks different in front of everyone, some are like monsters with long ears, some are old people who have passed away, but the only thing similar is that anyone who stays with them for a while, Those people will also become great grandma!"

Li Huowang touched his chin thoughtfully. "This place is really strange, there are all kinds of inexplicable things, okay, is there anything else?"

"Yes, and there are also in-law fish, this thing is also evil..."

In Zhao Wu's place, Li Huowang knew a lot of strange terms, and these were the materials he was going to put into the elixir.

"You know a lot, thank you, this information is helpful to me." Dan Yangzi may find out about the highly poisonous pills alone, but adding these things that even he can't distinguish is credible The degree is much higher.

What I want is that I don't understand it. As long as I don't understand anything, it will become more profound.

Hearing Li Huowang say this, Zhao Shi smiled happily. "This is what I heard from my cousin. He is a scumbag. He has been everywhere and knows a lot."

"Okay, it's almost time, I'm going back, you all wait for my news." Li Huowang took a deep breath, stood up and walked out.

Just two steps away, a tall figure standing at least 1.9 meters stood in front of him. "I I I..."

Li Huowang knew the bald head in front of him, the people in the material room called him a fool, the kind with cross-eyed drooling eyes.

It is not necessarily accurate to say that he is a complete fool. He just has some stuttering, unresponsiveness and mental retardation. "I, I, I know too!"

Li Huowang sighed, reached out and patted his bald head, turned and walked towards the door.

If you ask a fool, you might as well just make it up yourself.

Early the next morning, Li Huowang was called to his residence early by Dan Yangzi. "The inner and outer Zhoutian exercises you mentioned, I have almost practiced them. Please tell me the pills that you take with the exercises."

"Yes, Master." Li Huowang walked to the slate and pretended to observe again. "Well... Grandma has two hearts, refining its essence? What does Master mean?"

Dan Yangzi, whose expression was uncertain, wandered back and forth in the room, and muttered to himself, "Is that so? The way to become an immortal actually uses this kind of evil?"

"Master, what is great grandma?"

"Don't worry about it, keep talking."

"One in-law fish, take its gills and soak it in arsenic for two taels..."

What he learned from Zhao Wu was combined with Li Huowang's modern knowledge, and finally mixed with the energy that he had not slept all night, and softly came up with a systematic method of becoming immortal in his mouth.

After Li Huowang finished talking about everything he had made up, he saw that he was very excited and muttered something to himself.

However, when he discerned it carefully, he was immediately surprised.

"That's right, that's right, arsenic is too cold, and it is necessary to neutralize the hot and dry things like the in-law fish. UU reading www.uukanshu.com is wonderful! Also, this is actually using the grandmother to enter the elixir, why didn't I think of it before? Since people can enter the pill, why can't these evil things enter the pill?" This guy actually started to make up the balance of the medicinal properties of the pill.

Li Huowang discovered that Dan Yangzi was very smart when he was smart, but he was really stupid when he was ignorant.

If there is one word to express it, it is superstition. In a world without gods and ghosts, superstition in ghosts and gods represents ignorance, but in a world with gods and ghosts, superstition is still ignorant, but the things of superstition are different.

At this moment, Dan Yangzi put his right hand into his cuff to mention it, and a copper bell with a missing corner appeared in his hand, the kind of bell he saw in zombie movies used to manipulate zombies.

As he started shaking vigorously, the harsh bell rang instantly, Li Huowang suddenly felt a splitting headache, he instinctively covered his head and gritted his teeth.

This strange copper bell not only affected his hearing, but also his eyes.

Everything around began to twist and deform, and the whole world shook violently like an earthquake.

"What's going on? Danyangzi, what kind of trick is this doing? Is there anything wrong with me? Did he find out?"

Just when Li Huowang thought so, he saw the corner of the table, the edge of Dan Yangzi's robe, and even the side of the book next to him. In the whole room, any corners of the edges of things he saw were twisted as if alive. The movement slowly condensed in front of Dan Yangzi.

It's hard to describe what this blob formed by the corners of an object looks like, but the only certainty is that it can be alive.

Li Huowang thought he had read it wrong, he shook his head vigorously, but he didn't shake it, but after a while, the thing turned into two with Li Huowang's shaking.