Diary of a Sturdy Immortal

   Chapter 266 Three Brothers

  Master Jirou appeared in front of Chu Yunyan with Master Xiaoshan with a bad face

   "Master Quitting Meat, what's wrong with you? Have you got your hair?"

   "Humph! No, I thought the kid was asleep, but the kid and his mother-in-law lay down for a while and then went out. Now they are continuing at the back of the yard!"

  Chu Yunyan…

   looked at Master Jirou speechlessly, then you knocked people unconscious?

   "Master, you can just stun them."

   "That won't work, the old man's eyes are hot, I'm afraid I'll get my hands dirty."

   "Amitabha, it's good, good! Master Jirou, would you like to send a woman to a woman?"

  Master Jirou doesn't even want to shake his head and refuse "No!"

  “…”

   Why didn’t I find out that the master of quitting meat still has such a quirky side

   "Okay, Master, I'll give you this, and I'll take that man's hair."

   After saying that, he stuffed the hair in his hand into Master Jirou, and turned around and walked behind the house.

   In fact, she is also very disgusted in her heart, right?

   After finishing speaking, he went to the back of the house, glanced at the two who were fighting with goblins, quickly placed behind the two of them, tapped their sleeping hole, and took out a sword to quickly shave all the man's hair.

   This greasy hair has an unpleasant smell, it really makes her want to vomit, vomit~

  My God, this is really disgusting, can you give her a dust removal technique, or water polo technique, ah ah ah! !

  Forget it, let's find a source of water to wash and use again, is this woman's eyes covered with shit?

   This way, you can eat your mouth. This is how hungry you are.

   "Get it, let's go!"

  The three of them left the farmyard. Chu Yunyan stopped and listened to the sound quietly. After looking for a direction, she turned around.

   "Little girl, where are you going?"

  Chu Yunyan said while walking

   "Master Jirou, Master Xiaoshan, I heard the sound of water over there. I'm going to wash this man's hair. Don't you want to wash it before using it?"

  Master Jirou heard her say that, his eyes lit up!

   "Yes! This is to be washed, it must be washed!"

   "Master Jirou, you can't call me girl anymore, you have to call me Wukong! Or Sun Wukong!"

  The meat-free master nodded and agreed immediately

   "Okay! Huh? Why not Chu Wukong, girl, isn't your surname Chu?"

  Chu Yunyan thought for a while, how would she explain this problem?

   "I'm the owner of the name Wukong, whose surname is Chu Ke, and the surname is Sun. Oh! Master, you are not such a serious person. Let's quickly wash the hair in our hands."

After the three of them washed the hair in their hands, Chu Yunyan mixed the water with the rice and the earthen pot, and boiled it into a pot of viscous porridge. .

   It looks like that.

   After working hard and seeing that it was already dawn, the three of them had to get out of here quickly. After finding their own beasts and riding them, the three of them went directly to the city gate.

  The inspection at the city gate was very rigorous. Master Jirou instinctively stretched out his fat hand to touch his head, but Chu Yunyan stopped him all of a sudden.

   "Big, brother! Your hair can't stand your torment!"

  Master Xiaoshan smiled when he heard the words. This smile made the sky that had not yet fully lit up, instantly brightened, and the beauty of the world paled. Chu Yunyan couldn't help but let out a light cough.

   "Xiao Shan! You can't laugh like this, you should stop laughing."

  Master Xiaoshan was stunned!

   then shook his head with a helpless smile

   "How are you going to rank?"

   "Master Jirou is naturally the eldest brother, I am the second brother, and you are the younger brother!"

   said, took out three identity documents and handed them to the two

   "This is the identity document I took by the way, here it is!"

   Master Jirou can't touch his bald head, he can only rub his big fat hands, holding the identity document, he asks strangely.

   "When did you steal this? I told you this"

   "Call the second brother!"

  Chu Yunyan reminded, the master of quitting meat immediately changed his tune

   "Second brother, you won't be an empty-handed expert in cultivation in the world of immortality, right?"

   "Brother, you are thinking too much. I am a serious disciple of a serious sect. How could I possibly do those non-serious things? I'm just too good at using my brain, so I can't do it here,"

   said, stretched his fingers to his head and continued

   "Have a brain!"

   Master Jirou was stunned when he heard it.

   "Ha! You still have two brains? Haha~ha~~ You, second brother, you are really humorous."

   During the conversation, the three of them arrived at the city gate. Since the three of them had changed their clothes, the clothes were still prepared in the Buddha Realm before, so why did they forget to give birth to their hair in the Buddha Realm at that time.

  I thought she was originally a Avalokitesvara, but when she was hunted down, she shaved her head, but now she uses someone else's hair.

   "Linger, can I enter the space here?"

   There is no response after half a sound, it seems to be impossible

   "Get your identity documents out, where are you from? What is the capital doing?"

  Chu Yunyan and the three took out their documents, and the master of meat quitting said.

   "We are from Sanhe Village, the capital is going to buy some things for marriage, hehe~"

   Wenwen, the soldier guarding the city gate, looked at the scar on his face, and handed the document to the three of them indifferently.

   "Okay! Come in!"

   "Okay! Thank you sir!"

   After finishing speaking, Master Jirou took the two away. On the way, Master Xiaoshan instinctively clasped his hands together, and was slapped by Chu Yunyan's sharp-eyed feeling.

   "Habits are a terrible thing, you two should take care of your own hands!"

"what,"

   Seeing Master Xiaoshan speak, Chu Yunyan quickly added a sentence

   "Keep your mouth shut too!"

   Master Xiaoshan's helpless way

   "Okay! Second, brother!"

  Chu Yunyan was in a good mood instantly, with a smile on her face, she raised her head and promised

   "Hey! Little brother!"

"Ha ha!"

  Master Jirou laughed when he saw it.

   Master Xiaoshan shook his head helplessly, not angry, just said

   "I don't know that the second brother can say so back. I'm afraid this is the nature of the second brother?"

   "Yeah! I've let you see this, little brother. Are you definitely more attached to me?"

  Chu Yunyan grinned, Master Jirou squinted at the two of them, then rolled her eyes

   "Second brother, don't be fooled by the appearance of the skin, I and the second brother are the most compatible, right?"

  Chu Yunyan is speechless

   Master, what's the matter with you?

   The three of them have looked all over the city while talking, but they can't find the **** bureau. The three of you look at me, I look at you, a little dumbfounded!

   "Yeah, second brother, what about the **** bureau you said?"

  Chu Yunyan didn't know why there was no **** here, and she didn't know how good it was, but she saw the martial arts hall, so she could only bite the bullet and say

   "How about we go to the martial arts hall and ask?"

   "That's fine, but I don't know where Huairen and the others went?"

   Cough! I don't know how to split, why don't I tell you a joke?

   These words are not worth the money!

   Yesterday I went shopping and met an old woman who saw me and said

   "Daughter! I have a dress for my daughter. I think you and my daughter are about the same size. Would you like to try it on for me?"

   Being helpful, I naturally agreed.

   But in the end she pointed me to a maternity and baby shop. ． ． ． ． ． ．

   It's not good, hit me with a ticket!

   (end of this chapter)