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The boss who had been watching in the background wiped out a cold sweat. Fortunately, it was okay. Unexpectedly, this Yue Peng actually withstood it!

As soon as he let go of his heart, he began to listen carefully to the cross talk between the two.

I heard Yue Peng say: "I went to the restaurant for dinner with my girlfriend for the first two days. I wanted to eat crayfish. She wanted big lobsters. I was angry at the time and shouted in front of everyone: What's wrong with the little! What's the matter? I can't satisfy you at a young age!"

The audience below burst into laughter for an instant, and then booed "hush"...

Wang Hao: "You are shameful!"

Yue Peng: "Then guess what?"

Wang Hao: "What's wrong?"

Yue Peng: "My girlfriend... actually broke up with me! She said I was a good person!"

Wang Hao: "This is a card issued by a good person."

Yue Peng: "At the time I asked her: If I am really good, why don't you."

Wang Hao: "Smiling to you is purely polite."

Audience below: "Shhh..."

Yue Peng looked so mean, he also found the feeling here! Because he found that this time on stage, no audience went to the toilet!

This is a big improvement! With confidence in my heart, this cross talk is getting better when it comes to speaking——

Yue Peng: "I broke up, I'm single, I'm troubled! I just wondered what to do? Oh, yes! I heard that there was a Zen master who was very hot recently, and what he said was very philosophical, I went to him and asked him ask!"

Wang Hao: "Yeah, is that a great monk?"

Yue Peng: "High monk, you must be a high monk! I'll go! There were a few people in front of me, and I heard someone ask the Zen master: Master, I am often bullied by others, and I can't straighten my spine! Then I saw the Zen master. Take a snake out of the sleeve!"

Wang Hao: "What does he mean?"

Yue Peng: "Yes, I'm curious too! I heard the person in front say: Master, you mean that a person needs to be able to stretch and shrink like a snake to live, right? As a result, guess what the master said?"

Wang Hao: "What did you say?"

Yue Peng: "Master said no, I mean whoever bullies you will put this snake in his bed! Look, this master explained it, absolutely!"

After the two of them said this paragraph, they had already laughed into one!

This Zen master style is a style that was popular in Wang Hao's previous life. It is about a Zen master answering various questions. The paragraph is very funny and is very popular among netizens.

People in this world have never heard of this at all. When I say it at this time, the effect is!

"Hahahaha! This Zen Master is so interesting!"

"The expression on Xiao Yueyue is simply too cheap!"

"I can't do it, I will laugh first!"

At this time, Wang Hao on the stage said, "There is a philosophical point! What question are you asking?"

Yue Peng: "My, the questions I asked are much deeper than his! I asked Zen master: Why in a competition the champion and runner-up both put the same effort, and people only remember the champion? The Zen master said: Let me tell you about personal philosophy! Which is the highest peak in the world?"

Wang Hao: "That is Mount Everest, everyone knows."

Yue Peng: "Yeah, what a simple question? I said Mount Everest! Zen Master: Where is the second highest peak in the world? Me: Qiao Geli! Zen Master: Where is the third highest peak? Me: Gancheng Zhangjiafeng! Zen Master: Fourth highest peak? Me: Lhotse! Zen Master: Fifth? Me: Makalu!"

Speaking of this, Yue Peng had a mean and cute expression, and said: "Oh my God, the Zen master actually rolled up his sleeves to hit me!"

Wang Hao: "You pure heart kicked the gym, can you not beat you?"

After this paragraph, the audience laughed down again!

"Hahahaha, this guy is too cheap!" "This paragraph is so interesting, it laughs to death!" "Oh, I can't do it, I will laugh first! I want to go to the bathroom, I'm holding it all!"

The rhythm of the whole studio was completely brought up by the two, and the laughter never stopped!

"Today, Yue Peng is like a divine help!" The boss looked dumbfounded behind! He never thought that cross talk could say so! Yue Peng in the stands was so cheap, but the audience below liked him! This kid has a future, he is the only one who will be the new pillar of our Happy People's Congress stage in the future!

The boss was in this beauty, suddenly the uncle of the front doorman rushed over in a panic and shouted as soon as they met, "Boss, it's not good! Cars! Lots of cars outside!"

Lots of cars outside? what's the situation?

The boss was obviously a little dazed, and then ran out without saying anything--couldn't it be Zhou Dana who committed something? !

Then he slapped his head viciously after running two steps. If he really committed the crime, it should be a police car! What happened to these cars? !

The two hurried to the door, and the boss was dumbfounded!

Jaguar! It's Jaguar, but Nima is a whole team! Damn it, there are ten cars in this row, right? ! This is a big customer, who are all watching the show? But Zhou Da took it in, if they knew they had been fooled...

"Well, a few of them..." The boss rushed forward, and then saw a young man who looked like a young master coming down from the leading Jaguar, and hurriedly asked cautiously: "It's the parking lot of the hotel opposite. Isn't it enough? You can use the parking lot here as you like!"

"It's really dirty," Zhao Zhenhao, who got out of the car, frowned. He didn't return to the boss afterwards. He asked Liu Huaqiang to clean up the venue: "First, clean up here. It's too dirty. There are plastic bags everywhere. ."

Boss: "..." Nima Image Project forgot to do it!

Quickly apologize: "This young master does not bother you, my name is Cleaning!" Then he carefully looked at Zhao Zhenhao's face and asked: "Sir, are you here to watch Zhou Dana's show?"

"Who is Zhou Dana?" After hearing what the boss said about Zhou Dana, Zhao Zhenhao asked strangely: "We came to see Xiao Yueyue, is he here?"

I rely on, what's the situation? When was Yue Peng so awesome? ! This kind of look is that the son of a big family came to see him specifically? !

The boss looked dumbfounded. The roar of the Kung Fu car's engine sounded, and the boss turned his head to see...

Fuck, Ferrari! Nima is still a team!

In the eyes of the boss, the red Ferrari opened the road in front, followed by Range Rover, Bentley Continental, Maserati, Porsche, a large group of luxury cars drove over, and then parked in the parking lot...

The boss looks silly! What's the situation today? !

"Old Zhao, you came very fast," Fang Wenbin, who was in sportswear, got out of the car and smiled: "I still think I can be the first to arrive~www.NovelMTL.com~ I didn't expect it to be a bit later than you. . Why didn't you go in?"

"It's too dirty here, I'll ask someone to clean it first." Zhao Zhenhao put on a pair of white gloves and smiled: "Miss Bai hasn't arrived yet, anyway, don't worry, let's wait."

All these young masters and ladies are here to listen to the cross talk? !

The boss was wondering, but at this moment, a Rolls-Royce came from not far away!

Fuck, this is a luxury car that can only be seen on TV! A real luxury car! Come here, come here! Will stay together for a photo...Huh? Eh? ! He drove in and stopped in our parking lot...

The boss's saliva is almost flowing down, is this a **** luck today? ! How come all the heavyweights appear on the stage? !

After the Rolls-Royce stopped, the driver trot out and pulled the door. Then the boss of the big stage saw a woman with a pair of large sunglasses stepping out of the car.

The boss was stunned.

What is the origin of this iceberg-like woman? This aura is simply scary!

"You can count it," Zhao Zhenhao and Fang Wenbin hurried forward and said with a smile: "Xiao Yueyue is here, shall we go in?"

Bai Yaning nodded, and said, "Well, let's go."

"A few of these..." The boss was soaked in cold sweat instantly, and intuitively told him that something was wrong today!

He can't accommodate so many big Bodhisattvas in this small temple!

It turned out that this was not over yet, and a row of cars came up from behind, and when they stopped, they started to get off the foreigners!

boss:"……"

Is this burning incense today? ! Are these big bodhisattvas coming and going here in piles? ! Look at what these people are wearing! Nice suit! One by one, all Armani grades!

Now look at the gold masters that Zhou Dan took, I can't compare it!