Don’t Wait for Your Boyfriend in the Crematorium

    “Ding—

    "After the system is installed, it is detected that there is no firewall in the host, which is extremely dangerous. It is recommended to activate the special shielding function for the protagonist."

    Ren Shuhan woke up.

    "What sound?"

    "Master," a gentle male voice said with concern, "Are you awake? Just wake up when you wake up, you still have a very important program to record today."

    Ren Shuhan rubbed his eyes and found himself lying on a clean and tidy bed, wearing only a pair of underwear, covered with an air-conditioned quilt, and sitting beside the bed a beautiful man—

    Yes, beautiful.

    Ren Shuhan could not find any other adjective, because his mind is blank now.

    He doesn't remember anything except his name, Ren Shuhan.

    "I seem to have lost my memory." He stood up suddenly, his head hurt a little, "Where is this? Who are you?"

    Qingyue?

    An electronic voice suddenly sounded in Ren Shuhan's mind, the same as the voice that woke him up: "Jiang Qingyue, is the host's housekeeper, cannon fodder supporting role, and has been secretly in love with the host since childhood."

    Wait? Before Ren Shuhan had time to wonder what this electronic sound was, he was shocked by the amount of information in this sentence.

    Host...is it me?

    "The host, Ren Shuhan, has been confirmed."

    This beauty...is my housekeeper? Still have a crush on me? ? ?

    "Yes."

    ...Ren Shuhan looked up at the man beside the bed.

    "Young master?" Jiang Qingyue tilted her head and handed him a glass of honey water, "Do you remember? Do you still have a headache? Drink a solution bar."

    The reason why Ren Shuhan thinks Jiang Qingyue is beautiful is because his skin is very white, as white as a doll, and he has long black hair, reflecting the silky luster scattered in the Behind him, his eyebrows and eyes were gentle, and he was wearing milky white cotton pajamas, which caused Ren Shuhan to stand up when he saw him for the first time after waking up.

    So Ren Shuhan immediately sat up, propped his legs, and tried to cover his lower body with the quilt.

    This person really has a crush on me? What is this electronic sound, is it possible?

    "Hello host, I'm the main attacking book system."

    Wear the book...so I'm in a novel now?

    Ren Shuhan took the cup that Jiang Qingyue handed over, and while staring at Jiang Qingyue, drank the honey water in the cup.

    Is he a supporting actor?

    "Yes."

    Jiang Qingyue blushed slightly when he stared at him, bowed her head slightly, her black hair hung down, covering half of her face.

    Shy? So cute.

    Ren Shuhan hurriedly turned his eyes away and thought to himself: man, it's early in the morning again, it's normal to reflect on such a lovely beauty, it's normal to not show it.

    But what's not normal is...a person who grows up like this, is actually a cannon fodder male partner?

    What am I?

    "The main character of this book is attacking."

    Unfortunately.

    Ren Shuhan quickly accepted the huge amount of information, sighed, and returned the cup to Jiang Qingyue, thinking:

    I am the main character Gong and he is the supporting character Shou, so I can't get him?

    The system AI seemed to be shamed by his heart, and was silent for a while before answering.

    “…not necessarily. Friendly reminder: Please use civilized words for the host. This book is first published on the JJ website. If discordant words are detected, they will be automatically marked with mosaics.”

    Ren Shuhan is speechless: ...I think in my head, gossip, gossip, gossip, gossip, beauty, do you care about me too? To take care of others yy?

    The system is temporarily quiet.

    Jiang Qingyue couldn't imagine that the person in front of her was herself.

    From his point of view, Ren Shuhan was sitting on the bed, frowning, as if he was thinking about someone.

    Master really loves him...

    Jiang Qingyue showed a wry smile, got up and went out: "I called Assistant Wen just now, she is already on her way, and she will arrive in half an hour, breakfast is hot, you Eat something first."

    It was only then that Ren Shuhan realized that there was a rich breakfast on the bed table, but the method was simple, not like it was sold outside.

    "You made it yourself?"

    Jiang Qingyue was stunned and nodded.

    "Thank you," Ren Shuhan smiled, courteous, and could not see that he was a gentle scum, "Thank you for your hard work."

    What he thought in his heart was: I have been secretly in love with me for so many years, it's really hard for you, little beauty, next time you just wash yourself clean and feed it to me.

    Jiang Qingyue froze at the door as if struck by lightning.

    "What's wrong? Did I say something wrong?" Ren Shuhan asked, his eyes innocent.

    He will not be the same as this system, can he hear what I think?

    "No. It's because the host's design collapses too quickly, which is likely to cause unnecessary disturbance," the system reminded, "It is recommended that the host browse the original host's design."

    Who am I? Don't you even say thank you?

    Ren Shuhan suddenly had a bad premonition.

    "The former director Shu Han, 30 years old, international actor, domineering president, has a self-centered personality, has a crush on the bamboo horse Jiang Qingyue since childhood, and regards it as Bai Yueguang, but because he was too shy to confess, he turned to The protagonist Shou was used as a stand-in, and eventually fell in love with the protagonist, and began to chase his wife's crematorium."

    Classic. To sum it up, one word, two words—

    "Scum attack."

    Ren Shuhan was expressionless: Oh.

    Seeing that Jiang Qingyue was still standing by the door, Ren Shuhan had no choice but to add: "You can retire."

    Jiang Qingyue: “…”

    Young Master is weird today==?

    I was afraid I drank fake wine yesterday…

    After the door was closed, Ren Shuhan randomly picked some meals on the table, and found that although Jiang Qingyue's cooking was simple, it was very tasty to his appetite.

    He communicated with the system while eating breakfast:

    Then how far the plot has progressed now, why am I here with Jiang Qingyue, and who is the protagonist Shou?

     "Gu Weici, the protagonist Shou, who was originally a little idol on the street, and after meeting the original owner, formed a complicated financial relationship with the original owner, and his career skyrocketed. At this time, he has become a domestic top star , claiming to have no intention of falling in love, focusing on career, and rejecting the original owner's pursuit, so the original owner bought drunk alone last night and was brought home by Jiang Qingyue."

    Ren Shuhan understands: what a complex relationship, this is not a package…

    System: "Friendly reminder: The mouth is a dissonant word, and it has been mosaic."

    Is it okay? Are you so sensitive? Ren Shuhan suspected that he was drunk by drinking honey water.

    The original owner spent money to give Gu Weici resources to accompany the original owner [beep-], but the original owner fell in love with him and started chasing him? Is this book called "The Overbearing President Falls in Love with Me"?

    "Friendly reminder: Gu Weici did not speak with the original owner, because the original book does not allow speaking, so congratulations to the host, you are still perfect."

    Thank you very much. Ren Shuhan thought politely.

    He looked at his body, he measured 1.9 meters, honey-colored skin, eight-pack abs, bulging underwear, and it felt very familiar, as if he was this perfect body.

    Great, I'm still a clean attacker~

    Ren Shuhan made himself laugh.

    However, the original owner did not have an oral relationship with Gu Weici, and gave him the resources. This is almost a charity, so why are you chasing his wife's crematorium?

    "Because in the original setting, the original owner has fallen in love with Gu Weici."

    So… do I have to go to the crematorium too?

    "No need."

    No need?

    Ren Shuhan finished his breakfast silently, and fell into contemplation: So, why do I wear books?

    The system replied intimately: "This system is the main attacking book-piercing system. Everything is given priority to the needs of the main character's attack, and provides various opening services for the main character's attack free of charge."

    This also works? Ren Shuhan put down his chopsticks suspiciously and walked to the bathroom to wash up. What kind of service is there?

    “Original character design information, original plot information, various skill bindings, special props mall.

    "As long as the host wants, the system is always on call."

    Ren Shuhan stood in front of the pool, looking at himself in the mirror, with a handsome face, sword eyebrows and star eyes, thin lips, very natural - yes, although he lost his memory, wearing book, but this body is me.

    A toothbrush with toothpaste squeezed for him, a ceramic cup filled with mouthwash, and a razor with a familiar brand are all prepared by Jiang Qingyue.

    So I'm responsible for every day... living such a fairy life?

    Whatever you want, this sand sculpture system is not afraid of me being anti-social?

    "Don't be afraid."

    Ren Shuhan finished washing, shaving his stubble, and went into the bathroom to take a shower.

    He noticed that there was another person's toiletries in the bathroom, which should be Jiang Qingyue's, and there were still drops of water on the glass of the shower, as if Jiang Qingyue had just used it.

    Standing in the bathroom, as if I can smell Jiang Qingyue, sweet.

    When I thought about last night, it was Jiang Qingyue, the little beauty, who took off her clothes and wiped her body. This morning, she was busy like a wife, Ren Shuhan...

    System: "...Please rest assured, the host, this system will automatically block the psychological activities here, and the system cannot capture it."

    Ren Shuhan let out a loud whistle.

    It's pretty discerning.

    He turned the shower water temperature to cold water, forcibly cooled himself down.

    After solving the problem of getting up in the morning, Ren Shuhan put on the clothes Jiang Qingyue prepared for him.

    Wine red casual shirt, pure black couture suit, even cuff buttons and tie are very suitable, but Ren Shuhan compared the tie to the full-length mirror, but did not put it on.

    He felt too troublesome and uncomfortable.

    He looked up at the watch in the room, just over half an hour later, there was a knock on the door.

    "Assistant Wen," Jiang Qingyue opened the door in the outhouse, "Please come in, the young master should have already packed up."

    "The system prompts: Warm, female, life assistant, is a trusted subordinate."

    Ren Shuhan walked out of the room and saw Jiang Qingyue actually changed into a white suit and tied her long hair in a high ponytail behind her head.

    Oops...Calm down, little brother, calm down! Don't be so arrogant!

    At this moment, Ren Shuhan clearly realized that he is a uniform control and a ponytail control.

    "Brother Jiang," Wen Wen came in from the door, took sunglasses, a hat and a mask, and handed them to Ren Shuhan, "Master, let's go."

    "The system prompts: Gu Weici is about to appear, and the countdown is half an hour. It is detected that there is no firewall in the host's body, which is extremely dangerous. It is recommended to activate the special shielding function for the protagonist."