Drawing cards can't save the weird world

Zhao Hao took a mission and needed to go to a remote town in West Texas.

Dezhou is the second largest state in Ami, and it belonged to Brother Modu more than a hundred years ago, but the saying goes like this: too far from heaven, but too close to Ami.

Amei used a set of skills to "bring you", first supporting her independence from Brother Modu, and then persuading her to join her, and successfully obtained another territory.

But at that time, the narrator of the Texas State Assembly said this: "We accepted Americo to join the Republic of Texas." Hey, it's Tsundere~

It is precisely because Dezhou joined in with a special status, so it often fights for independence, asks for some discounts from Ami, or protests or something.

Texans usually have a higher sense of identity with themselves as Texans than with Amis.

After all, it is known as the Lone Star State~

Texas can be regarded as a vast land and abundant resources. When most people mention this place, they will first think of two concepts: Texas Cowboys and Texas Hold'em.

If you think of Dezhou Braised Chicken, please go to Hohabanshan@东, this is not a place.

Those who like basketball should know the Houston Rockets and Dallas Mavericks.

Houston is the largest city in Texas.

Dallas is the third largest city in Texas and is known as the hometown of cowboys. The previous two leaders of Kenda, whose brains were smashed, were plotted to death here.

The Houston Mavericks is the team that Zhao Hao's basketball player Jordan is currently serving.

Jordan actually didn't quite understand why Zhao Hao stuffed him into the Mavericks. Zhao Hao's explanation was: Hey jiaodan~ Do you believe in fate? The Mavericks are your destiny, where you will be brilliant!

Jordan: But, boss, what's the price?

Zhao Hao: Hurry up and play basketball, are you itching to play tricks on me here?

There are many large plains in Texas, so there are many large farms here, which are nicknamed "big rural areas" in Ami. In West Texas, it's the dry, hilly, rocky Gobi terrain.

There is also the very famous Aramco Space Agency here, those three~

According to Colt's disclosure, the upper management of Aramco has taken a lot of action recently, especially in the field of aerospace. There are many documents and policies emerging one after another, and it seems that aerospace is going to be promoted again.

This time Zhao Hao was sent here to do a mission.

Moreover, the Mystery Bureau also transferred the "big wet man" Xi Luo, saying that Zhao Hao, an old comrade in the bureau, was to lead him.

Zhao Hao didn't understand. He was also the red-necked demon hunter mentor Old Saipan among the candidates. He was born and bred in the local area. Wouldn't it be great to take Xi Luo on this task? Let yourself travel thousands of miles across several states, why pay for that?

The above reasons are also very good: I am worried that the grumpy red-necked old Saipan will shoot him down because he looks dazed and displeased.

Zhao Hao thinks about the impression that the old Saipan left on himself, well, Ciro's death rate is indeed quite high.

And the old Saipan was sent to Brother Modu to perform exorcism some time ago.

That's right, he is a demon hunter after all, the Holy See and the Protestant forces are not doing well on Brother Modu's side, and it is often a playground for hell and other world demons.

Some demon hunters will regard this place as an upgraded copy of their own experience and growth. Many local priests know some exorcists and ask them to help when they have tasks that they cannot handle.

It is said that the relationship between the Holy See and the demon hunters is not very good, and there are some problems left over from history. But America is too far away, and there is no way to stop it. As the saying goes, it is too far away from heaven, and this is also a superficial meaning.

Therefore, local priests and churches often ask for foreign aid, and generally form their own system, only honoring the Pope in name.

...

Zhao Hao originally wanted to drive to Dezhou, but when he looked at the map, it was more than 2,600 kilometers, which is equivalent to driving from Jilin Province to Guangxi Province. Sorry for my haste. So fly.

It is already late autumn in October, but it is still very warm in Texas, with the temperature above 25°.

Dezhou is the southernmost state of Ami, and it is close to Moduge. The climate is mild in winter, hot and rainless in summer, and the temperature is not low all year round.

It is said that in Texas, beauties wear denim hot pants for 6 months of the year, and drive pickup trucks with long white legs, giving people a very unrestrained and wild feeling~

Zhao Hao chatted with the office of the Bureau of Mystery in Houston, and then found a place to eat by himself.

Texas barbecue and steak are famous. Since cowboys are abundant here, it is natural that animal husbandry is well developed and cattle are also abundant.

This side of Texas is sparsely populated, so people like big things.

Such as steak, bigger than the face! For beer, one bottle is worth one and a half to two bottles. Very enjoyable!

Zhao Hao was killing time while waiting for Xi Luo's arrival. He's flying over from Europe.

The bar here is really lively, many young and beautiful women in cool clothes and stubbled men in wild clothes are in the bar, and some people are singing in the bar.

Every now and then you can hear someone screaming "Yiiiiii-haaaaa" when clinking glasses, which is the kind in Jay Chou's "The Cowboy Is Busy".

It makes people want to ride a horse and set up a cow~

Zhao Hao heard before that the rate of gun ownership in Texas is extremely high. If there were a hundred Texans, there might be a hundred and one firearms, big and small.

It is said that there may be two shotguns in the trunk of every car on the road. The crime rate is top 10 in the United States.

Zhao Hao didn't have any idea at the time, after all, Ah Mei's gun holding rate was the first in the world~

Isn't it just guns and street shootouts? Which week does not meet once, I feel that this week is a bit too easy.

But the Texas side is really not covered. Zhao Hao saw several drinkers with revolvers stuck in their waists, and there were two double-barreled rifles prepared by the boss at the bar counter. He didn't know if they were loaded or not.

Zhao Hao also heard a story, which was told by a Song person who went to college in Texas while chatting with Zhao Hao and Fatty.

He said that his roommate at the time was gay, and once he had an argument with his boyfriend on the phone, so the boyfriend drove over specially, the two had a fight in the yard, and then broke up.

The sturdy folk customs can be seen in the Gay circle.

Quite a kind of what do you look at? See what you are doing, and then open the shell.

But Zhao Hao quite likes it here, because the locals are very enthusiastic.

Generally, the more prosperous and advanced the place, the more polite the people are, but also the more indifferent. The more backward and simple the place, the people seem vulgar, but they are very sincere and enthusiastic.

Zhao Hao was able to come to this bar not on the street to eat a big steak because he asked someone on the road just now.

Sure enough, he was not disappointed. Zhao Hao, who has a huge appetite, ate three yuan directly, which attracted the applause of the surrounding audience! The boss specially presented a glass of beer, saying that he has the biggest appetite this year!

And when Zhao Hao was eating steak and drinking beer by himself, a separate buddy came to clink glasses with Zhao Hao, and said that he planned to organize a parade tomorrow to impeach the governor. It is said that the number of times that the force called Texas independence this year is too small, not like a Texas man.

Zhao Hao's expression: (ー`′ー), so this is how you elected the governor! I'm going to introduce you to Tempo and make Texas great again!

After waiting until night, Ciro's plane finally arrived. Si Luo came in the car of the Mystery Bureau.

The meeting was very warm, and the two were old acquaintances.

Back then Zhao Hao saved Xi Luo in the small world, so he led Xi Luo to the right path.

Ciro is now a 4-star black iron, and he is upgrading very quickly.

But when Zhao Hao asked, Xi Luo poured out bitterness.

First, he talked about how he was fooled, and then he was coerced and lured by Ami’s agents to join some candidate, and then he said how Ami was inhumane, forcing him to run around like an animal from one task to another, even making a girl No time for friends.

If it is other extraordinary people, facing such a large amount of resource tilting and training, it would be too beautiful to sneeze.

But Ciro doesn't pursue this. For him, the biggest advantage of becoming a Transcendent may be that he has more capital when picking up girls. He has no desire for power-ups.

Zhao Haoxin said, this gang really did their best to train people like themselves.

Zhao Hao compared the situations of several candidates he knew. Not to mention the power of the whole country, it also provided great convenience and resources.

What are they drawing?

What kind of savior do you want to cultivate? Wouldn’t it be over for you to cultivate your own people?

People like Xi Luo and Brother Hammer are not from Ami, are you sure they can work hard for you?

Could it be that this thing still has any qualification certification? The thirteen of us have nothing in common?

...

This time the mission is in the west of Texas, where it is hotter and full of Gobi, which is more desolate.

People from the Mystery Bureau provided a car, but Zhao Hao refused. He just asked the people from the Mystery Bureau to send them to a city near the mission location, and they didn't need their help in the future.

In fact, since he was selected as a candidate, he has gradually become wary of the agents in black intervening in his mission and getting too close to him.

After all, these people are all born and bred by Ami. Although they joined the Mystery Bureau, they are more likely to be Ami's official staff. They may have eyeliner or something.

But when they got there, Zhao Hao and Xi Luo were a little confused.

Although it is already very close to the task area, it is really hard to find this unfamiliar place.

Zhao Hao stopped the car directly to ask for directions, gave a thumbs up on the side of the road, and waited.

The sun was setting, and a half-sized pickup truck arrived.

The owner of the car is a very burly man, wearing a blue denim waistcoat, with tattooed shoulders, a turban on his head, and a big beard.

"Hey, what's the trouble?" He asked in a rough voice, and looked at Zhao Hao and Xi Luo wantonly.

"Hi man, I want to ask how to get to Dexiwa Town?" Zhao Hao asked.

"Dexiwa? It's just on the way, get in the car!" The bearded man bent and stretched out his hand, and opened the passenger door. He also hooked his hands readily, signaling Zhao Hao and the two to get into the car.

Zhao Hao and Xi Luo thanked each other and got into the car happily.

The bearded man drove very hard, never letting go of the accelerator, and there was rhythmic music playing in the car. Along the way, there was a bang and a bang.

Xi Luo is a chatterbox, and even praised the owner of the car as a good man with a beard.

As a result, the bearded man got angry and said to Zhao Hao: "Can you shut your mouth up, buddy? You can't stop nagging about a trivial matter. It's more broken than my grandma's mouth. He makes me have a headache."

Ciro was immediately dumbfounded, his all-powerful "boasting group" move is not easy to use? ! How can there be people in this world who don't like to hear compliments? !

This thing depends on the eye. People who are not pleasing to the eye can say anything.

Ciro's high charisma doesn't work here.

He introduced himself as the big wet man from Idali. Both Idali and the wet man hit the disgusting part of the bearded man. In addition, Ciro's physique is too thin, like a chicken, Beards are very unpopular.

On the contrary, it was Zhao Hao who had pimples all over his body, which made the beard look very pleasing to the eye. He basically talked to Zhao Hao along the way, never talking to Xi Luo.

The bearded man is still very talkative, he introduced many local customs, and also focused on introducing a local drink.

He also said that if Zhao Hao has enough time, he can go to the Desiva bull riding competition with him.

It's about riding a bull without any saddles and seeing who can last longer.

Zhao Hao watched it on TV, claiming to ride a mad cow, and those cowboys who are dumped by a cow can fly into the sky! There are also those who are chased by bulls.

However, Zhao Hao was worried that if he exerted too much force, he would break the ribs of the cow~

In the future, I will not be able to experience the entertainment methods of these mortals. The sadness of Superman~

In the middle of the night, the three arrived at Dexiwa, a small town that was not too big, with only a few main streets and a permanent population of less than 10,000.

There are no buildings on the street with more than four floors. After all, the land in this place is not valuable, so there is no need to build tall buildings.

Zhao Hao and Xi Luo temporarily stayed in a motel for one night, and made an appointment with Big Beard to meet at the bar tomorrow. Ask him to drink as a thank you.

"So our mission is to find things?" Ciro asked holding a stack of documents.

Zhao Hao reached out to take the document, turned around and handed it to him, "That's right, I was looking for something, but you held the document backwards..."

"Oh~"

The Bureau of Mystery reported that there was an unknown monster that was suspected to have appeared near the town of Dexiwa. The monster was quite dangerous and needed to be found as soon as possible. So let Zhao Hao take Xi Luo and the two candidates to deal with it.

Zhao Hao and the others didn't know much information, but they knew that the thing they were looking for was a jar, which was quite big. Moreover, this thing is very dangerous. If it is opened, it will easily lead to major regional incidents.

It's just that I don't know the name, nor the style, but I know that there is such a thing, and it's a bit difficult to deal with!

Zhao Hao intends to see if he can use the local forces in the inner world to help.

Although this is a small place, there may be no transcendents, but it doesn't mean that there is no other world.

As long as you open the passage to the inner world, or contact some existences in the inner world, you can get a lot of help.

Some local elves or spiritual beings are similar to the land and mountain gods of the Celestial Dynasty. Many things in the local area can be learned from them. If they get along well, they can get direct help.

In fact, the little fairy Lulu that Zhao Hao and the others had rescued existed like this, but she was from the part of Liberty City, so she couldn't control her here.

Early the next morning, Big Beard came to inform Zhao Hao and the two of them not to go to the bar. His brother's house is going to hold a barbecue party, and invite the two of them to have a good time together.

Texans like barbecue, the kind of BBQ barbecue with large pieces of meat, which is quite atmospheric. Zhao Hao remembered that he had watched Lao Mei’s video program in his previous life. A group of big men roasted all kinds of meat every time, which was very greedy~

At family barbecues, Ciro is still the less popular one because he can't drink.

But when he took out his portable instrument and played and sang by himself, he saved a lot of impression points.

While everyone was eating and drinking, Zhao Hao asked Big Beard if there were any local legends or customs.

Don't say it, there are gains.

It turns out that the town of Dexiwa had a mine more than ten years ago. At that time, there was a custom of offering food to the spirit of the mine every spring in the mine to bless the smooth mining.

But these years have been gradually abandoned, because the mine's minerals are gradually exhausted, and oil is discovered in a town not far away. So many local people went to the next town to beg for life.

The oil production in Texas is one-third of that of the entire Aramco, which is very rich.

After the happy party with him, Zhao Hao took Xi Luo, got into his monster jeep, and drove to a distant mine.

Now that we know that there is a habit of offering sacrifices here, it will be easy to handle.

It's as if the Celestial Dynasty has a mature process of summoning gods and ghosts, and Amei also has it here, but it's simpler, and it's not like the once brilliant Song Dynasty Phantom Spirit World, where all kinds of gods pay more attention. It's rougher here.

At the entrance of the mine, Zhao Hao took out some spiritual materials, drew a magic circle, and began to consume spiritual energy to call the "spirit of the mine"!

After about three minutes, the magic circle responded, indicating that the spirits of the inner world responded. It shows that the sacrifices of the townspeople these years have indeed been mastered.

After a while, the magic circle began to change. Those spiritual materials and transcendental materials began to "melt" and merged with the rocks on the ground, and then expanded and changed, turning into a three-meter-high rock giant, with rock muscles like sculptures!

Veritable stone-like muscle lines~

"Who is calling Agras, the mighty rock spirit~" This guy's voice was quite rough.

"Hi Aglas, I would like to ask you to answer a few questions." Zhao Hao said directly.

"Agras you summoned? It's fine to answer your question, but you need to defeat me?"

"Oh? Is there a fight?" Zhao Hao began to flex his wrists, gearing up.

But the stone man said: "I won't bully you, as long as you beat me in three competitions, I will help you."

When Zhao Hao heard it, he didn't do it, which was quite regrettable.

"Tell me, what do you want to compare?"

"In the first item, we compete with rolling stone balls. Whoever can roll the stone ball from downhill to uphill will win!"

Zhao Hao saw that a stone ball about 1.5 meters tall must be more than a ton, right?

"Success! Then let's start!"

As soon as Zhao Hao agreed, the stone man Aglas hugged the big stone ball and ran up the mountain like flying.

Fuck! Zhao Hao didn't expect this seemingly innocent guy to be so shameless.

That being the case, don't blame me for not following the rules.

Zhao Hao directly made a big golden handprint, grabbed the stone ball, and threw a shot~~~

The stone man Aglas was still laughing in his heart, playing a trick on the humans, but he heard a buzzing sound on his head, and then a big stone ball flew over and smashed into the uphill soil with a "boom"!

"The second item! The second item!" Aglas was furious.

"The second item is to wrestle with me, but you don't need to use psionic power!"

"Okay! Come on!"

The two of them stood in front of a stone platform and stretched out their hands.

Zhao Hao's arms are already very thick, but the stone man's arms must not be as thick as the thighs of ordinary people!

There was a shameless snicker on Aglas' stone face.

Then it started shouting, "Boom~"

It yelled and didn't react at the beginning, its arm broke, and Zhao Hao pressed it on the stone platform, crushing the stone platform!

The scene fell silent for a moment.

After a few seconds, Xi Luo whispered: "You said you have nothing to do, why are you talking so much fancy stuff? Why did you provoke him?"

Aglas was dumbfounded for a long time, feeling something was wrong. The human transcendent in front of him doesn't seem to be at the level of 2 or 3 stars of black iron he feels!

But it is still not convinced!

It also has a killer feature!

It pressed the severed arm against the stone wall, and the arm grew back quickly.

It said: "For the last item, let's compare sculptures! Whoever can first carve this stone wall into a cow will win!"

It is the spirit of the rock, and it is instinctive to control the deformation of the stone. It only takes an instant to turn this stone wall into a cow.

"If you lose, I won't help you." This is the material that Zhao Hao intends to summon.

"Start!" It didn't wait for Zhao Hao's answer, it shouted directly, and then pressed its hand on the stone wall, and the stone wall became a relief cow in two seconds. Lifelike, very realistic~

"Hahaha, I won! I..." It suddenly felt something was wrong.

Zhao Hao didn't move at all, with his hands stuck in front of his chest, his expression was a little impatient.

And behind it, there is an infinite fluctuation of spiritual energy, an indescribable power, which makes it surrender instinctively.

It understands that today seems to have gone too far.

It suddenly squeezed out a smiling face: "Look, you are serious now. I just made a joke! Tell me, what do you want to ask? Our Texas elves are the most enthusiastic! I will help you with this." in the end!"

Behind it, standing against the five-meter-high ceiling of the mine, it almost occupies the entire space of the earth stone demon mountain~

Dashan silently looked at the little dwarf in front of him who didn't dare to look back!

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