Dressed As the Heart of a Paranoid Boss
Chapter 492: Said she licked the dog?
Chapter 492 says she licks dogs?
"President, have you learned?"
Ye Xian asked curiously when he saw his concentration.
Bo Tingshen: "What?"
"I said, have you learned how to eat a lollipop?"
"No."
"Then let me demonstrate again."
Ye Xian took out the lollipop from his mouth, and repeated the action just now. The man remained expressionless, but those dark eyes became darker and deeper, with a few traces of scorching sparks faintly showing.
"Will you meet?"
"No."
Ye Xian: "..." Where did the CEO's intelligence go?
"If you don't talk too much, you can lick it. Eating lollipops is actually the same as eating popsicles. Licking is the soul!"
"Yeah?"
Bo Ting's deep pupils narrowed, "How do you lick?"
"Looking good!"
Ye Xian took apart another lollipop, put it in front of his mouth and licked it, that action...
"That's it."
Bo Ting stared deeply at her shiny, pink lips, and her dark eyes were like black holes that could not be seen to the bottom, "Ye Xian, are you good at licking?"
"Of course, how many years have I practiced..."
etc!
When Ye Xian just patted his chest complacently, he realized that the words were a bit ambiguous, the more he tasted, the more something was wrong.
What does it mean to be able to lick?
Said she... licked the dog? ! Especially to please him?
Fuck! What a wave of semantic puns!
"President, what do you mean? I kindly taught you because we are all loyal fans of Little Strawberry! Don't make any misunderstandings."
"No misunderstanding." Bo Tingshen took out a lollipop from the box, "Teach me again, I haven't learned yet."
"..."
Ye Xian looked at him defensively, "No, I think you've learned to be 'dead'!"
"Teach or not?"
Bo Tingshen stretched out his hand suddenly, Ye Xian thought he was going to hit her, and was taken aback, but unexpectedly, he snatched the lollipop from her hand with a slap in the face.
"???"
Ye Xian looked at him strangely, and saw him chew the strawberry lollipop in his mouth.
Sure enough, his is still sweeter.
Ye Xian: "..." That one, she has already licked it just now!
"President, CEO..."
"I've already had someone call your card for the food expenses just now, please check it."
"Huh?" Ye Xian took out his mobile phone suspiciously, and saw a reminder from the bank card: 180 million... a total of 5 million!
"President, your subordinate's hands are shaking and he sent the wrong number!"
Ye Xian quickly brought the phone in front of him, but he didn't want to, he didn't even look at it, "It's five million."
Ye Xian: "...Are you kidding me? Five million for food? Do you want to eat panda meat or do you want me to make it for you in the next life?"
Bo Tingshen peeled a crayfish, put the white and tender shrimp meat in front of her, and knocked it, "If you can make panda meat, I don't mind giving you twice as much."
Ye Xian's mouth moved, hehe.
Squatting? The kind that starts in a lifetime.
"President, don't make fun of me. I was joking with you when I said the food expenses just now. No matter how poor I am, I still have money to cook for you."
"Do you think I'm joking? Do things well when you get paid, don't be lazy."
"But I can't finish five million even in my next life."
Then do it in the next life.
Bo Ting gave her a deep look, "No, it's fine if I feel tired."
He feels tired?
Ye Xian's eyeballs twitched, this is easy to handle, as long as the dishes she cooks are less tasty, I guarantee that he will get tired of it within three meals.
(end of this chapter)
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